Post by Raincloud on Jun 4, 2007 11:25:00 GMT -5
Title: Into the Wild: Odd Version
Chapters: I only have a prologue so far, but hopefully it will have 25 chapters or less.
Author: Raincloud
Pairing: None.
Rating: G
Summary: It's a mixed up version of Into the Wild. Tigerclaw's new name is evil, Spottedleaf doesn't want to be a medicine cat, and worst of all, Bluestar's the only one that's not crazy!
Warning: There's some killing and stuff, but no graphic violence. It's like the Into the Wild plot except with some twists.
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors.
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Author's Notes: [Okay, my story is going to be added on one chapter at a time, so it might be a little hard to read.]
Tigerclaw: I'm evil!
Oakheart: Hi, Evil!
Evil (Tigerclaw): Wanna fight over sunningrocks?
Oakheart: Sure! (Play fights)
Silverstream: Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to ME!
Evil: Hey, you're not supposed to show up until Fire and Ice!
Oakheart: (Dramatically) What's wrong with you, Erin Hunter?
Evil: This isn't being written by Erin Hunter.
Oakheart: Then . . . who's writing it? (All heads turn to Raincloud)
Raincloud: . . .
Silverstream: This is my private birthday party so get off, or else.
Evil: Or else what?
RiverClan Cats: (Point tranquilizers at ThunderClan cats)
Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: We're not really in battle.
Redtail: I just like the word. Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: You heard him, Retreat! Retreat!
Redtail: You're getting the hang of it!
Evil/Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: By the way, I'm planning to kill you so I can become deputy.
Redtail: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Evil/Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
*BACK AT THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP*
Spottedleaf: Look, Bluestar, a shooting star!
Bluestar: It's just an illusion. We see things and then we use our imagination to make it look like some kind of sign from starclan . . . (Lightning bolt hits her) . . . ow.
Spottedleaf: It means Fire alone will save our clan.
Bluestar: FIRE?! Fire is feared by all. Even twolegs. StarClan is wrong . . . (Lightning bolt hits her) . . . and nothing I just said was true.
That's it. I'll come up with more once my writer's block is over.
Chapters: I only have a prologue so far, but hopefully it will have 25 chapters or less.
Author: Raincloud
Pairing: None.
Rating: G
Summary: It's a mixed up version of Into the Wild. Tigerclaw's new name is evil, Spottedleaf doesn't want to be a medicine cat, and worst of all, Bluestar's the only one that's not crazy!
Warning: There's some killing and stuff, but no graphic violence. It's like the Into the Wild plot except with some twists.
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors.
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Author's Notes: [Okay, my story is going to be added on one chapter at a time, so it might be a little hard to read.]
Prologue
Tigerclaw: I'm evil!
Oakheart: Hi, Evil!
Evil (Tigerclaw): Wanna fight over sunningrocks?
Oakheart: Sure! (Play fights)
Silverstream: Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to ME!
Evil: Hey, you're not supposed to show up until Fire and Ice!
Oakheart: (Dramatically) What's wrong with you, Erin Hunter?
Evil: This isn't being written by Erin Hunter.
Oakheart: Then . . . who's writing it? (All heads turn to Raincloud)
Raincloud: . . .
Silverstream: This is my private birthday party so get off, or else.
Evil: Or else what?
RiverClan Cats: (Point tranquilizers at ThunderClan cats)
Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: We're not really in battle.
Redtail: I just like the word. Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: You heard him, Retreat! Retreat!
Redtail: You're getting the hang of it!
Evil/Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
Evil: By the way, I'm planning to kill you so I can become deputy.
Redtail: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Evil/Redtail: Retreat! Retreat!
*BACK AT THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP*
Spottedleaf: Look, Bluestar, a shooting star!
Bluestar: It's just an illusion. We see things and then we use our imagination to make it look like some kind of sign from starclan . . . (Lightning bolt hits her) . . . ow.
Spottedleaf: It means Fire alone will save our clan.
Bluestar: FIRE?! Fire is feared by all. Even twolegs. StarClan is wrong . . . (Lightning bolt hits her) . . . and nothing I just said was true.
That's it. I'll come up with more once my writer's block is over.