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Post by Shadowstar on Feb 1, 2008 14:47:07 GMT -5
Lmao!
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Post by chellurton on Feb 1, 2008 15:28:41 GMT -5
Chapter 13
Firepaw: Yellowfang Yellowfang: *snore* Firepaw: Yellowfang, wake up! Yellowfang: *looks up calmly* I wasn’t sleeping. Firepaw: But… Nevermind. Brokenstar told everyone that you eat babies. Yellowfang: *gasp* My secret is out! I mean, that’s nonsense. Firepaw: You should run. I think ThunderClan is going to form an angry mob. Yellowfang: Nah, I’ll take my chances. Blurstar: Ugh, what happened, I can’t seem to recall… stupid blurs Longtail: Brokenstar asked to hunt on our territory. Blurstar: Did I agree? Longtail: Of course not! Blurstar: Oh, that was rude of me. Firepaw: Hi Graypaw, hi Ravenpaw. Did anyone notice I left? Graypaw: What? You were gone? Firepaw: I’ll take that as a no. Willowpelt: Longtail, you forgot to mention Yellowfang eating babies. Longtail: Hm? I didn’t realize that was an issue. Blurstar: Is it true, Yellowfang. Yellowfang: Alright, I admit it! I’m addicted to licorice babies! Apparently licorice is like drugs to cats. Who knew? Longtail: *swallows a mouthful of licorice* I am shocked and appalled! Blurstar: I’ve decided that this is a very unimportant issue. Let’s concentrate on Brokenstar’s demands. I’m going to the moonstone tomorrow. Blurstar out! *runs off to her den. Tigerclaw: Ravenpaw! You told those other apprentices the wrong story. You didn’t tell them Redtail was dead, or that I was optimus prime. Ravenpaw: I don’t recall you being optimus prime… Tigerclaw: I AM POWERFUL! DEAL WITH IT! Ravenpaw: Eeeeeee! *runs to the aprentice den* Lionheart: Graypaw, Ravenpaw, Firepaw. You three are going to that stone thing with Blurstar tomorrow. Graypaw: Aw. Do we have to? Lionheart: Yes. Graypaw: Alright, cool! Lionheart: Oh, and you need to get traveling herbs from Spottedleaf. Graypaw: Oh StarClan. We’re all going to die. Spottedleaf: Did somebody say traveling herbs? *shoves every kind of herb she has down Graypaw’s throat* Luckily for Graypaw, the only kind of her Spottedleaf had bothered to keep in stock lately were the correct traveling herbs. StarCaln knows what would have happened to him otherwise. Graypaw: Hey, thanks! Firepaw: There’s none left for me… Spottedleaf: Oh no! *runs out of camp and returns with enough traveling herbs for Firepaw* I’m sorry! Firepaw: Oh, thanks. Spottedleaf: I love you. Firepaw: What? Spottedleaf: I said… um… Oh no! Blurstar’s in trouble! To the cat-blimp! *runs away with Blurstar* Graypaw: She’d better bring her back by tomorrow.
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Post by Shadowstar on Feb 1, 2008 16:42:14 GMT -5
LMAO! This is just SO funny! Update again soon
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Post by Airilae-Chan on Feb 1, 2008 17:16:29 GMT -5
Yeah! Its hilarious! ;D
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Post by chellurton on Feb 1, 2008 18:28:41 GMT -5
Thanks! : D I try to update as much as I can but I have to keep my other story in mind as it is more important to me.
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Post by fogheart on Feb 2, 2008 5:45:29 GMT -5
Lol, please update as soon as possible
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Post by chellurton on Feb 2, 2008 13:17:34 GMT -5
Chapter 14
Tigerclaw: WAKE UP! We have to leave soon. Firepaw: No we don’t. It’s only been five minutes. I haven’t fallen asleep yet. Tigerclaw: Oh sorry. I got stage-fright, I screwed my line up. I’ll try again. TAKE TWO!
In the Morning
Tigerclaw: WAKE UP! We have to leave soon. Firepaw: Much better. Tigerclaw: Thanks, I really put some effort into it this time. Firepaw: Well, it shows. Tigerclaw: Oh, you. Blurstar: *panting* Oh, thank StarClan you’re all still here. You have no idea how difficult it is to get off of a moving blimp. Graypaw: I also have no idea how Spottedleaf got a blimp, or how she drove it. Blurstar: Well, I don’t think she knows I left yet. Spottedleaf: What’s that Lassie? Blurstar fell off the blimp? I’LL SAVE HER! Blurstar: Quick, let’s leave before she can find us!
Firepaw: Hey, that sounds like dogs! Tigerclaw: Don’t worry, they’re tied up. Firepaw: Aww! I wanted to play with them! Dogs: Sorry, maybe some other time. Firepaw: Okay! Graypaw: We have to cross the Thunderpath now. Firepaw: Thunderpath? Wheeeee! *runs into the Thunderpath and gets hit by a car* Tigerclaw: Finally! Firepaw: *beeps back to life on the other side* Graypaw: How do you keep doing that? Firepaw: I think that first mouse I ate had the Shield of Thunder, or something. Graypaw: What’s that? Firepaw: I don’t know, I made it up. But it sounds like something that would protect you on the thunder path. Graypaw: Good point. Blurstar: For StarClan’s sake Graypaw, cross! While you were babbling we all came over to the other side. You’re holding us up! Graypaw: Oops. *runs across and gets hit by a monster* Firepaw: *waits* He isn’t beeping. Ravenpaw: You’re the one that does that. Firepaw: So he’s dead? Ravenpaw: Yep. Tigerclaw: *sob* Why couldn’t Ravenpaw get hit? Random gray cat: Hi, my name’s Smokey! Firepaw: Hmm, you look quite similar. You’re Graypaw now. Come on, we’re going to the moonstone. Graypaw: Alright, fine. Blurstar: That’s mothermouth. Firepaw; It’s a cave. Blurstar: A special cave. Firepaw: It seems pretty ordinary. Blurstar: Well, there is something special in the cave. Firepaw: But the cave itself holds no spiritual value? Blurstar: well, no. Firepaw: There you go. It’s just a cave.
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Post by fogheart on Feb 2, 2008 17:21:21 GMT -5
Wow, I think I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.
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Post by chellurton on Feb 2, 2008 17:58:36 GMT -5
Oh, um... thanks?
But honestly, I'm glad you find my story so funny. ^.^
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Post by frostclaw4ever on Feb 3, 2008 0:27:34 GMT -5
I luvs it! i laughed through each chapter, and i try not to laugh to much because 1. it annoys everyone 2. it's really loud 3. i think i break glass XD
I'm in a random fit right now XD
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Post by Silvermask ~ on Feb 3, 2008 1:23:25 GMT -5
LoL! That's hilarious! Please continue soon.
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Post by Shadowstar on Feb 3, 2008 1:34:52 GMT -5
NO! GRAYPAW DIEDED! (dieded is a random word my friend made up) Lol, but this is hyterical, continue!
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Post by chellurton on Feb 3, 2008 15:00:23 GMT -5
I really am glad you all enjoy it so much. I wish half as much enthusiasm was shown for my real stories.
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Post by Shadowstar on Feb 3, 2008 23:47:21 GMT -5
Real stories? TELL ME ABOUT 'EM! I wanna know...
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Post by chellurton on Feb 4, 2008 15:21:31 GMT -5
Well, by REAL stories I mean non-parodies. I'm far more passionate about writing those. I could stop this storyu without a second thought, but my others I feel I need to contiue. (Don't worry though, I'm not going to stop writing this) : P
If you want to read my others, my siggy says where to find them.
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