Post by Raincloud on Aug 11, 2007 11:22:34 GMT -5
Title: Fire and Ice: Odd Version
Chapters: less than 30
Author: Raincloud
Pairing: None.
Rating: G
Summary: It's a mixed up version of Fire and Ice. Darkstripe appears in the series for the first time (so does WindClan), Tigerclaw's name is still Evil, and others think Fireheart is a rabbit. Don't ask.
Warning: There's some killing and stuff, but no graphic violence. It's like the Fire and Ice plot except with some twists.
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors.
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Author's Notes: This is my second fanfic and my sequel to Into the Wild: Odd Version.
Darkstripe: Hey, everyone! I’m Darkstripe. You may be thinking, hey, this isn’t how the prologue is supposed to go. It’s supposed to be WindClan trying to find a place to live after Brokenstar drove them out! On the contrary, I’m here instead! Rainpelt thought that part was too boring. So, where should we start? Oh, I’m back from my long, expensive journey of enlightenment to the medieval times, where there were knights, kings, and noble steeds. Unfortunately, those knights were smarter than I thought and they cut me to pieces with their swords. Wonder how I’m still alive? StarClan decided since I ACCIDENTALLY stepped into a time machine, they would heal all my wounds. Aren’t they full of love? Then I went to about 13 moons into the future, where I saw Raincloud *CENSORED; TOO EMBARRASSING*
Raincloud: Just for that, I’m kicking you out of the story. (Kicks Darkstripe)
Darkstripe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barkface: (Looks at Darkstripe soaring across the night sky) look! A shooting star! Make a wish, Tallstar.
Tallstar: I wish I could win a trip to Busch Gardens.
Darkstripe: (Lands in Australia) Someday, I should just learn to shut up.
*DAWN*
ThunderClan: Zzz . . . zzz . . .
Rouges: (Enter camp confused)
Rouge: (Breaks a twig)
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouges: AAAH!
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouges: AAAH!
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouge: AAAH! (Run away)
Graystripe: What was the point of all that?
Fireheart: I don’t really know.
Sandpaw: Oh, look! I’m the great warrior Fireheart! (Does stupid dance)
Fireheart: How RUDE!
Graystripe: I hope Whitestorm has her chasing orange squirrels all day.
Raincloud: CUT! Graystripe, you’re supposed to say BLUE squirrels! Also, squirrels can actually be orange so it’s not funny.
Graystripe: YOU’RE responsible for what I say . . . what we all say.
Raincloud: So I can do this? (Types some letters on a keyboard)
Evil: I like to sing! I like to dance! I like to put ants in Bluestar’s pants! (Puts ants in his own pants) Oh, no! I did it again! AAAH! (Runs away)
Fireheart: I wish Ravenpaw was here to see this.
Raincloud: Now you must say who Ravenpaw was and what happened to him.
Fireheart: Why?
Raincloud: Because the readers may not have read the first story.
Fireheart: If they didn’t read the first story why would they read the second story?
Raincloud: Never mind. Let’s start from after Fireheart says “How RUDE!” (Speaks into megaphone) and . . . ACTION!
Graystripe: I hope Whitestorm has her chasing blue squirrels all day.
Studio Audience: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Fireheart: But . . . there are no such things as blue squirrels.
Graystripe: Precisely!
Studio Audience: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
*LATER*
Fireheart: Hi, Spottedleaf.
Spottedleaf: Fire alone can save the clan.
Fireheart: Why must you say this to me again?
Evil: Did you know you talk in your sleep?
Fireheart: (Wakes up) AAAH!
Evil: I’ll take that as a yes.
Fireheart: I have a question for you: why were you born?
Evil: . . . Uh . . . I don’t really know.
Fireheart: That’s my answer too!
Evil: Sweet! By the way, you’re going to the gathering.
Fireheart: Cool.
Bluestar: Your name shall be Swiftpaw.
Swiftpaw: Um . . . cool?
Bluestar: Your mentor is Longtail.
Swiftpaw: Fine.
*ON THE WAY TO THE GATHERING*
Fireheart: Evil killed Redtail.
Bluestar: Why are you telling me this?
Fireheart: So you can get rid of Evil.
Bluestar: He’s my deputy. Why would I get rid of him?
Fireheart: HE’S A MURDERER!
Bluestar: I know you may have heard Evil say that one day, but I don’t believe it and I’m the leader and what I say is the warrior code so shut up about it or I’ll send you back to your twolegs.
Fireheart: You wouldn’t!
Bluestar: Oh, yes. I would. (Makes an evil grin)
Chapters: less than 30
Author: Raincloud
Pairing: None.
Rating: G
Summary: It's a mixed up version of Fire and Ice. Darkstripe appears in the series for the first time (so does WindClan), Tigerclaw's name is still Evil, and others think Fireheart is a rabbit. Don't ask.
Warning: There's some killing and stuff, but no graphic violence. It's like the Fire and Ice plot except with some twists.
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors.
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Author's Notes: This is my second fanfic and my sequel to Into the Wild: Odd Version.
Prolouge
Darkstripe: Hey, everyone! I’m Darkstripe. You may be thinking, hey, this isn’t how the prologue is supposed to go. It’s supposed to be WindClan trying to find a place to live after Brokenstar drove them out! On the contrary, I’m here instead! Rainpelt thought that part was too boring. So, where should we start? Oh, I’m back from my long, expensive journey of enlightenment to the medieval times, where there were knights, kings, and noble steeds. Unfortunately, those knights were smarter than I thought and they cut me to pieces with their swords. Wonder how I’m still alive? StarClan decided since I ACCIDENTALLY stepped into a time machine, they would heal all my wounds. Aren’t they full of love? Then I went to about 13 moons into the future, where I saw Raincloud *CENSORED; TOO EMBARRASSING*
Raincloud: Just for that, I’m kicking you out of the story. (Kicks Darkstripe)
Darkstripe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barkface: (Looks at Darkstripe soaring across the night sky) look! A shooting star! Make a wish, Tallstar.
Tallstar: I wish I could win a trip to Busch Gardens.
Darkstripe: (Lands in Australia) Someday, I should just learn to shut up.
*DAWN*
ThunderClan: Zzz . . . zzz . . .
Rouges: (Enter camp confused)
Rouge: (Breaks a twig)
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouges: AAAH!
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouges: AAAH!
ThunderClan: AAAH!
Rouge: AAAH! (Run away)
Graystripe: What was the point of all that?
Fireheart: I don’t really know.
Sandpaw: Oh, look! I’m the great warrior Fireheart! (Does stupid dance)
Fireheart: How RUDE!
Graystripe: I hope Whitestorm has her chasing orange squirrels all day.
Raincloud: CUT! Graystripe, you’re supposed to say BLUE squirrels! Also, squirrels can actually be orange so it’s not funny.
Graystripe: YOU’RE responsible for what I say . . . what we all say.
Raincloud: So I can do this? (Types some letters on a keyboard)
Evil: I like to sing! I like to dance! I like to put ants in Bluestar’s pants! (Puts ants in his own pants) Oh, no! I did it again! AAAH! (Runs away)
Fireheart: I wish Ravenpaw was here to see this.
Raincloud: Now you must say who Ravenpaw was and what happened to him.
Fireheart: Why?
Raincloud: Because the readers may not have read the first story.
Fireheart: If they didn’t read the first story why would they read the second story?
Raincloud: Never mind. Let’s start from after Fireheart says “How RUDE!” (Speaks into megaphone) and . . . ACTION!
Graystripe: I hope Whitestorm has her chasing blue squirrels all day.
Studio Audience: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Fireheart: But . . . there are no such things as blue squirrels.
Graystripe: Precisely!
Studio Audience: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
*LATER*
Fireheart: Hi, Spottedleaf.
Spottedleaf: Fire alone can save the clan.
Fireheart: Why must you say this to me again?
Evil: Did you know you talk in your sleep?
Fireheart: (Wakes up) AAAH!
Evil: I’ll take that as a yes.
Fireheart: I have a question for you: why were you born?
Evil: . . . Uh . . . I don’t really know.
Fireheart: That’s my answer too!
Evil: Sweet! By the way, you’re going to the gathering.
Fireheart: Cool.
Bluestar: Your name shall be Swiftpaw.
Swiftpaw: Um . . . cool?
Bluestar: Your mentor is Longtail.
Swiftpaw: Fine.
*ON THE WAY TO THE GATHERING*
Fireheart: Evil killed Redtail.
Bluestar: Why are you telling me this?
Fireheart: So you can get rid of Evil.
Bluestar: He’s my deputy. Why would I get rid of him?
Fireheart: HE’S A MURDERER!
Bluestar: I know you may have heard Evil say that one day, but I don’t believe it and I’m the leader and what I say is the warrior code so shut up about it or I’ll send you back to your twolegs.
Fireheart: You wouldn’t!
Bluestar: Oh, yes. I would. (Makes an evil grin)