Chapter 14
Leprechaun: Stop yer whinin’.
Fireheart: Uh . . .
Leprechaun: Time to get movin’! It’s time for meh dance. (Dances away)
Fireheart: O . . . kay . . .
Evil: (Comes in carrying a pile of girl magazines) GAH! This is my private “act like a girl” time!
Fireheart: . . . Then I’ll leave.
Evil: Good. And just so you know, I didn’t run over Cinderpaw with a monster. (Evil’s pants set on fire)
Fireheart: I’ll believe you . . . for now. (Carries Cinderpaw back to ThunderClan)
BACK AT THE CAMP
Yellowfang: (Plays extremely joyful music)
Fireheart: How RUDE! (Patting Cinderpaw)
Yellowfang: Can’t you see? New England beat Philidelphia! Whoo!
Fireheart: (Suddenly ignores Cinderpaw) REALLY?!
Yellowfang: Yeah! Let’s PARTY!!! (Turns on conga music)
Clan: (Forms a conga line) Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH!
Raincloud: (Joins conga line) Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH!
Yellowfang: WAAAAAAIT. I need to examine Cinderpaw. (Barely glances at Cinderpaw) Yep. She’ll live. LET’S CONGA!
Clan: Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH! Duh-duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, DUH!
THE NEXT MORNING
Bluestar: (Comes out of the den) I’m CURED!
Fireheart: That’s great! Did the catnip help?
Bluestar: No. I died. (Skips merrily to Yellowfang’s den)
Fireheart: GAAAAAAAH! (Mouth drops to the ground)