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Chapter 16
Whitestorm: Yo, Lil’ Dawg-
Fireheart: It’s BIG Dawg now.
Whitestorm: Lil’ Dawg’s fly, yo.
Fireheart: O . . . K . . .
Whitestorm: Anywhos, you takin’ Sand Dawg off huntn’. K?
Fireheart: (Explodes)
Whitestorm: . . . that’s crazy, man.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Sandpaw: Hey, Fireheart! Are you ready to go hunting?
Fireheart: (Reassembled) No.
Sandpaw: Cool. Now let’s get started. (Both run out the camp)
Fireheart: Just so you know-
Sandpaw: (Whacks Fireheart with a thesaurus)
Fireheart: Hey! What did you do that for?
Sandpaw: It was just sitting there. Doesn’t everything have a purpose?
Fireheart: Yeah, but why a thesaurus?
Sandpaw: Because it’s a THESAURUS! Now hurry up. I’m faster than you.
Fireheart: No you’re not-
Sandpaw: (Whacks Fireheart with a thesaurus)
Fireheart: Why must you keep hitting me with a thesaurus?
Sandpaw: BECAUSE IT’S A THESAURUS! (Runs off)
Fireheart: Wait! (Runs after)
Sandpaw: THE RIVER’S FROZEN! (Whacks Fireheart with a stunned rabbit)
Fireheart: OW! Why a stunned rabbit?
Sandpaw: Because it was sitting there.
Fireheart: The river’s frozen.
Sandpaw: Let’s tell Bluestar. WE CAN RAID RIVERCLAN!!
Fireheart: YEAH!
Sandpaw: YEAH!
Fireheart: YEAH!
Sandpaw: YEAH!
Fireheart: YEAH!
Sandpaw: YEAH!
Fireheart: YEAH!
Sandpaw: YEAH!
Fireheart: YEAH!
Sandpaw: YEAH!
Fireheart: WE’RE INSANE!
Sandpaw: I KNOW! (Both run off)
*BACK AT CAMP*
Sandpaw: Evil, the river is frozen.
Evil: That’s nice, dear.
Runningwind: (Comes into the camp panting) Evil, the river’s frozen!
Evil: That’s nice, dear.
Random kit: (Sleepwalks around the camp) Evil, the river’s frozen. Evil, the river’s frozen. Evil, the river’s frozen . . .
Evil: *GASP!* Everyone who’s here, follow me to the river!
Sandpaw and Fireheart: (Exchange glances)
*AT THE RIVER*
Evil: Yes! The river IS frozen. We can cross and raid RiverClan!
Clan: YAY.
*JUST BEFORE THE EXCITED THUNDERCLANNERS COULD CROSS, A LONG, SLOW PARADE OF CIRCUS TWOLEGS AND OTHER ANIMALS ICE SKATE ALONG THE RIVER.*
Evil: . . . See? We can still cross. The river didn’t melt.
*THE RIVER MELTS*
Evil: Mouse dung.