Title: Into the books,book one Chapters: i dont know,lets see..around,6 maybe Author: Hurricanestar and star... Pairing: hurricane x gray hurricane x shadow star x tiger spottle x fire Rating: PG , crap is used alot Summary: me and star are warped into the frist book of warriors!stars secret about her and luke sky walker is found,im cheating on graystripe!!and....firestar likes cookies!?O_Osuper random WARNING:might kill u from laughing XD Disclaimer:life sucks, we don't own warriors , star wars,or harry potter(dont ask) Beta: None. Cover: None
PROLOUGE hurricanestar:hi im hurricanestar! star: and im star-belongs-to-no-clan-an- hurricane;we get it -_-; star;hmmmph hurricane;any way, this is under construcion,it will start very soon,i mean, right now we have to go to...a furnal,for sliverstream! star;why would cookies tast horrid , hurricane??? hurricane;what...the...crap star;what???OMSC!!! hurricane;what? star;IS THAT LUKE SKY WALKER!!*runs off* hurricane;ooookay,like i said,we are working on it...so be bacxk soon... ;D
(I'm back guys!missed me?) CHAPTER ONE: hurricane woke up to starkit crying"whats wrong NOW!!!"she growled"i Had this dream,that A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE DISSED ME~!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"she screamed"uhhhh"hurricanestar looked around"where are we?"she asked"ditto,maybe its that one forest from star wars,where Luke-""STOP IT WITH THE STAR WARS !!!!!"i screamed"FINE!YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA,AND ILL BELIEVE IN THE GREAT PUM-ohh!a stone!!!"she wander off to some rock that said"stonefur waz here"suddenly,riverclan leaped from the river"GRRRR"they pointed water guns at starkit"I'm not scared,because...I GOT A RUBBER BAND!!!!!"she got a rubber band gun from no where and aimed at the riverclanners"AHHHHH!!!"the riverclaners ran away,and leopard fur ran into a tree,then fainted,then 3 dancing tigers came,gave starkit pudding,and walked off with leopardfur"ohhhh,kay"i said as starkit gobbled up the pudding,then,tigerclaw came out off a tree"UGH!!!!I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL REDTAIL!!!!ILL KILL HIM ANYWAY!!!"get got a lightsavor and chopped mousefurs head of"whoops..."he ran off
MEANWHILE>>> back at thunderclan camp,spotteled leaf came out from her den and sat next to bluestar,who was eating a sugar daddy chocolate bar"LOOK!!!"spottledleaf said"a star!!!make a wish!!!"suddenly snowfur came out of nowhere and hit her with a hammer,then Amy(from sonic the hedgehog)came along"GIVE ME MY HAMMER!!!!!"she chased snowfur back to starclan"owwww"spottledleaf said"I WANT A MONTIAN DUEW NOWWW!!!!!"bluestar said,ten fell off the rock and chased a purple squirrel "WHEEEEEEEE"
i hoped you liked it!!!!!!
Last Edit: Oct 3, 2007 16:23:49 GMT -5 by hurricane
Rusty(ina dream):*hunts mouse with a EAT AT JOES shirt on* Mouse:*turns on rusty*EAT AT JOES OR I WILL USE MY NINJA SKILLS ON YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!*gets sword* Rusty:AUUUGHHHHH*wakes up and sees starkit about to kill him with a plasama grandande from Halo 3*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(note:ive never played Halo,so i dont own it) *shiled bubble comes around rusty* Bubble:what-is-the-password? Starkit:*types SANDSTORM_IS_SMEXY and walks in*that was a waste of $20 Hurricane:(from somewhere off stage)STARKIT!!!I GOT THE 10 STRAWBERRY MILKSDHAKES YA WANTED!!! Starkit:*runs off stage*its great to be rich! Rusty:indiffrently walks outside Smudge:*stops chiesling tombstone*oh,your not dead? Rusty:whaty the heck does that say Smudge:"here lies rusty,who died from having a obvious password" Rusty:*gets hammer* Amy:THATS MINE!!!!*chases rusty into the forest* Smudge:*eats memetos*MEMETOS,THE FRESH MAKER ;D TWO MINTUTES LATTER Rusty:*sees a Ipod Nano*ooohhh....Shiny...*reaches for it* Graypaw:HEY,YOU*comes out of bushes with a iphone in his hand*THATS MINE!!!I PAID $150 BUCKS FOR THAT!!! Rusty:i paid $150 for a black one Graypaw: WAAAA!!! I GOT S-*gets mouth covered by hurricane* Hurricane:PG!PG! Graypaw:fine.. Bluestar:WHEEEEEE!!!!PURPLE SQURILLES Lionheart:uhhhhhh,lets wacth napolen dyimite(note:lifes a pain,i dont own any jarred hess movie ) Thunderclan:YAY!!!!!!POPCORN!!! Darkstripe:I CHALLGE YOU,KITTYPET,TO A POPCORN EATING CONTEST!!!! Rusty:i accpet! Darkstripte and rusty:*gets popcorn bags*munch munch Whitestorm:this is boring! *atom bomb blows up camp* Whitestorm:now im on fire...FIYA!!!IM ON FIYA!!*runs around* Bluestar:becauase i like muffins,your name will now be Firepaw Firepaw:cool.....
Post by Hurricane forgot password on Jan 25, 2008 22:24:06 GMT -5
WAHHHH oh, well, ill find it! *looks at messy file full of passwords*luckly before the next ice age comes anyhoo, enjoy!
Suddenly, ravenpaw ran in "OMG CRAPCRAPCRAP!REDTAIL IS DEAD AND IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEING CHAESED BY RANDOM RABBIT FAN GIRLS!!!!!" He ran around screaming "uhhh, thats rabid, dude"Lionheart said "AND TIGERCLA-" suddenly a halo 3 grandande hit ravenpaw, and starkit walked in with a milkshake in her hand and a grandande lancher in the other. "DUDE!that lady has hands!" Whitestorm drooled over his popcorn "...................."Starkit threw a DvD disc at him, which bounced of and flew around camp "OMG THE NAPLOEN DYIMITE DVD!" dustpaw ran after it Starkit smiled a evil laugh "SANDPAW!!!!!!MUFFINPAW THINKS YOUR SMEXY!!!!"She screamed Sandpaw slapped firepaw "loser" "Shes hott.."firepaw swooned at sandpaw graypaw rolled his eyes and walked of to play his Wii Spottledleaf padded toward ravenpaw and dragged him away from the rabbit neko fangirls then tigerclaw padded in "IM SO COOL I JUST KILLED REDTAIL!" no one pays attiention "OBAMA FOR PREZ!!!" Hurricane screams "HE LIKES MUFFINS" "IF HE LIKES MUFFINS, ILL GO HAVE SOME PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"bluestar ran off Tigerclaw shrugged and yelled "REDTAIL IS DEAD!" Thunderclan turned toward him "WAT!" Thunderclan ran over tigerclaw and frantily started to build a furneal thingy "You cant go, cuz you dont know redtail"Graypaw said as he passed by "man"Firepaw wacthed the moruners put redtails coffin in a blaclk Caddilac Spottledleaf put on a black robe and preached to the moruners "NOW WE DANCE!"Hurricane screamed everyone started to sing "..." "its not oppsite day.."Hurricane sighed Firepaw yawned "im named after a muffin, mommy"He said to a ghost "thats nice, hunny, now go stick your head in a bagers mouth"the ghost went away "good ole' mom"Firepaw layed in bed
firepaw:zzzzz tigerclaw:*gets loud speaker"EVERYONE WAKE UP! firepaw: AH!!!!! *jum,ps out of bed and sulates*i pleagle alligence, to the flag.. Tigerclaw:*yells with loudspeaker at ravenpaw*WAKE UP! firepaw:, of the united states of america...to the republic.. tigerclaw:*pokes ravenpaw with claw* firepaw:of which it stands..one nation tigerclaw:*drops loudspeaker on ravenpaw* ravenpaw:zzzz *twicthes, but doesnt wake up* firepaw:under Starclan, indivasble*mess up on word*inadvisable, invisable.. tigerclaw:*throws pie at ravenpaw* ravenpaw:*moves paw, but doesnt awaken* firepaw:for....... something something something something *smiles* ;D Tigerclaw:*throws piano at ravenpaw* ravenpaw:mufflewufflepiemufinzaretakeingmymonies...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz tigerclaw:*gives up and faces toward firepaw and graypaw*ok!MARCH! graypaw:*marches while playing PsP* firepaw:*marches while singing *and all somethings be forgot... LATTER>>> Tigerclaw:ok, today i will tell you about how evily cool in am.. Graypaw:*playing PsP* firepaw:*falls asleep* lionheart:*was asleep senice tigerclaw opened his mouth* lionheart:*wakes up* how about we learn how to hunt? Firepaw & graypaw:*get up*YEA! tigerclaw:*ticked off* ok then, GRAYPAW! SO ME A HUNTING STALK! graypaw:*runs off and comes back with a stalk of corn and a hat that says "Farmer HUNTER" on it * here tigerclaw:*slaps head* we have a long way to go.... LATTER>> firepaw: *finds cookies*ooooooO cookies! *reaches for cookies* starkit; *leaps out with a rubber band gun* MINEEEEEEE firepaw:OHHHH CRAP *runs off, triping over a peice of prey*oo! prey!*grabs it and runs toward camp* IN CAMP firepaw:*shows prey to sandpaw*look wat i caught? will you go out with me? sandpaw:ewwwwww firepaw:you remind me of cupcakes.. hurricane:OMG CUPCAKES ARE SOOOOO EVIL!!! LOOK AT MY AVVIE! graypaw:*looks at avvie*WHY AM I UP THERE? hurricane:becuz your hottttt..... graypaw:sweeeett
(lol better not tell anyone that plz tell me if im losing my touch )
Last Edit: Jan 26, 2008 12:02:59 GMT -5 by hurricane
MHAHAHA!!!! i am cacthing up today! *laughs evil laugh while fire dances around her* MUFFINZ anyhoo, will some one PLZ jog my memorie about chapter four?or at least the chapter we are supposed to be on?i belive its three or sumthing
Last Edit: Jan 26, 2008 12:27:19 GMT -5 by hurricane