Post by Shadowstar on Jan 26, 2008 16:38:43 GMT -5
tigerclaw:*ticked off* ok then, GRAYPAW! SO ME A HUNTING STALK! graypaw:*runs off and comes back with a stalk of corn and a hat that says "Farmer HUNTER" on it * here tigerclaw:*slaps head* we have a long way to go....
LOL XD! That was funny
[center]Sweat drips in my eyes,[br]Screams of lust we cry[br]Tonight, you are everything[br]You're everything, you're everything to me[br]No more as I wake, from this perfect dream[br]I'll escape, I cannot stay and live this lie,[br]For I, must now think only of myself[br]And to think that you will not be scared or surprised[br]I sever all these ties, this is end[br]This is the end![/center]
CHAPTER FOUR (after a while, firepaw becomes as carzy as everyone else...a little.... now he has had a few moons of training and he is patroling the shadowclan border by himslef)
Firepaw: *is walking toward shadowclan border, humming*im named after a muffin,and a muffin is named after me... (that was singing) *crowd applads* *firepaw leaps up, scared* HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!! *runs into thunderpath, and a car turns into his lane and runs into him* Car: BEEP BEEP Firepaw: *Ticked off* NICE BLINKER, JERKFACE!! *walks back to Thunderclan territorry, then sees a black cat* Black cat: *walks up to him* Got any cupcakes on you? *twiches* Firepaw:no... but im named after a muffin... Black cat: really? *grabs firepaw than starts biting his tail* Firepaw: ZOMG ITS A CRAZY *BLEEP* DRUKEN *BLEEP* CAT!!! Hurricanestar: *walks in with Starkit* i think its time we finaly take over... Starkit:YAY!!!*gets out flamethrower*aim... *aims on firepaws butt* FIRE!!!!* Pulls trigger and fire comes out* Hurricanestar: lietrally fire!!!! Starkit: *laughs evily* Hurricanestar:this isnt going to cause a fire right? that cant happen intill the 5th book.. Firepaw: HOLY CRAP!!! OWWWWWWWWW Starkit:*indiffrent* no Tigerstar: * rushes in with whitestorm* I'LL SAVE YOU!!!! Whitestorm: *throws Yellow paint at Yellowfang* Yellowfang:Hey look cool im yellow.... Tigerstar: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO GET WATER AND PUT IT ON MUFFINPAW!!!! Whitestrom:thats "Firepaw"... Tigerclaw: i CAN CALL HIM CRAPPAW IF I WANT TO!!! NOW GET THESE JERKS TO CAMP YOU IDIOT!!!! *screams* *Whitestorm,Firepaw,Yellowfang,hurricane,and starkit run to camp* Tigerclaw:*stops screaming* heh heh *grabs flamethrower* this will come in handy soon... heh heh...
(OMG remeber that because in a few more chapters you will see the flamethrower again!!!anyhoo im sorry for the holy crap... David Letterman's top ten last night (How you'll know a moive wont make the oscars)#6 (i think) it was rated H.C.T.S for 'Holy Crap This Sucks' i've been using it ever seince
(Bluestar is holding a meeting) Bluestar:kkkkkkkkkkkk firepaw senice you broke he warrior code thing...... you.... Firepaw:*winces* Bluestar:get a lollypop.... here you go... now off to the gathring!!!!!!!!*gives firepaw lollypop* Firepaw:*stares,then shrugs and licks lollypop* Tigerclaw:*is ticked off*(again ) but bluestar!he deserves punishment!!! Bluestar:*glares* IM THE LEADER,NOT YOU!!!!!DONT MAKE ME THROW THIS CUPCAKE at YOU *holds up cupcake* Thunderclan:*gasp* Darkstripe:its...A CUPCAKE!!!*crys like a kit* Tigerclaw:*shrinks back into crowd* Bluestar:now MARCH!!! Thunderclan:*runs in a pathetic group down to four trees* ~at fourtrees~ Thunderclan:*Runs into fourtrees* Hurricane:wow! theres nightstar...and that one dude from river clan i dont remeber........... Starkit:Crookedstar Hurricane: ya him, and... no tallstar.....ahh Bluestar:*walks up to Crookedstar* hey jerkface! wheres that long tailed nerd!!! Crookedstar:(used to bluestars crazyness) uhhh, tallstar? ditto *eats cheese puff* Bluestar:*turns to Brokenstar* what about you twiggy?! And WHY DO ALL THESE LEADERS HAVE FRICKEN BODY PARTS THAT ARE BROKEN!!! Brokenstar:*sighs* im surrounded by idiots......I CHASED THEM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cats:*fall quiet* Shadowclan:WORLD DOMANATION!!!!!*cheers* Hurricane:*covering her ears*this is no worse then a pep rally! Starkit:Dont look now.. Shadowclan girls in black and white cheerleading outfits: WE SAY SHADOWCLAN YOU SAY RULES... SHADOWCLAN!!! Shadowclan: RULES!! Cheerleaders: SHADOWCLAN Shdowclan: RULES!! Cheerleaders: WE SAY WILY YOU SAY STRONG!!... WILY!! Shadowclan: STRONG!!! Cheerleaders: WILY!! Shadowclan: STRONG! Cheerleaders: WE SAY NUMBER YOU SAY ONE... NUMBER Shadowclan: ONE!!!! Cheerleaders: NUMBER Shadowclan: ONE!! Cheerleaders: SHADOWCLAN-RULES-WILY-STRONG-NUMBER-ONE!!!!!!!! Hurricane:*moans*IM DEAF!!!! One-eye:IM FULLY DEAF Bluestar: OK WHAT THE CRAP Brokenstar: GIVE OUR LANDS TO US OR YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE WINDCLAN Cheerleaders: WE SAY WINDCLAN YOU SAY LOSERS.. WINDCLAN! Shadowclan: LOSE-ERS!!! Hurricane: SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Starkit: PG!!! Hurricane: SHUT UP!!! Starkit: Bluestar: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedstar: well what do you think? Brokenstar:*looks at crokkedstar* yes?! Crookedstar: no. Brokenstar:*is ticked off* Hurricane:*yells* HE LOOKS LIKE TIGERCLAW!!! Tigerclaw:*mutters* Brokenstar: YOU WILL ALL FACE OUR WRATH!!!!*leaps of and runs toward Shadowclan camp* Cheerleaders: WHOOP!!! *runs off, being chased by shadowcan toms and darkstripe* Bluestar: DARKSTRIPE GET BACK HERE!!! Darkstripe: but there so hot... T.T Bluestar: lets go home
Rouges:*walk into camp*bluestar we are going to attack after you go to the moonstone... Bluestar:sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt Rouges:*walk off* Hurricane:*gives som ething to bluestar* Bluestar:im not insane anymore! IM FREEEEEE Tigerclaw:*sings*don't you will your girlfriend was hot..like me? Thunderclan:*stares* Yellowfang:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Firepaw: OMG LOOK AT THIS ROCK Rock: *words are written into it, saying "I LIKE TOMS...FROM TIGERCLAW" Tigerclaw: I SWEAR I DIDNT WRITE THAT!!!!! Thunderclan: MEANWHILE IN THE NURSERY Cinderkit: we rul! Brackenkit: ... Cinderkit: cu'm ON Bracknkwit! it waz a good joke! Brackenkit: im Emokit, not Brackenkit Cinderkit:... watevear (SPOILER FOR INTO THE BOOKS:BOOK TWO!!!yes im evil, i made brackenkit emo!!!! MHAHAHA!!! what next? ;D)
LATER Bluestar:ok whe are going to the moonstone! tigerclaw,lionheart,graypaw,ravenpaw,and firepaw come with.... Ravenpaw: but i just cleaned and did my nails!!! Firepaw: wasnt that grenade starkit hit him with a gender changer? Graypaw:yep Firepaw: so Ravenpaws a she-cat now? Graypaw:yep Bluestar:ooooooKay..... lets go
LATER, AT THE MOONSTONE Bluestar: its time Bluestar/firepaw/tigerclaw:*pad in, and the moonstone starts to glitter* Firepaw: ooooooOOooooooo...AhhhHHhhhhHHHhhhhHH Tigerclaw: ZOMG ZOMG AHHHHHH SOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!* runs away* Lionheart/graypaw/ravenpaw: ................ Bluestar/firepaw:............ Random twolegs outside:........... Whole world:..................... Bluestar:Anyhoo *puts nose to rock* OMG this is...so coldzzzzzz Firepaw: *shrugs and falls asleep*
Bluestar: *wakes up* OMGOMGOMGOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG Firepaw: you mean OMSC Bluestar: OMSC THE CAMPS UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!*rushes out and runs into barlys barn and runs into wall and dies* Tigerclaw:(who was hiding in the hay all night) ZOMG BLUESTAR IS LOSING A LIFE!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS FOUR LIVIES YET!!!!!! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!! Lionheart/Ravenpaw/firepaw/graypaw: *rush in* OH NOOOO Barely: OMG!!!!
LATTER, AFTER BLUESTAR REVIES AT CAMP Bluestar: ZOMG PAINC TIME!!!! THE CAMP IS UNDER ATTACK!!!! Shadowclan: MHAHA HAHAHHAA Starkit: *holds up cupcake* Shadowclan: AHHHHHHHH *run out* Bluestar: STARKIT IS A LIFE SAVER!!! Starkit:*surfs crowd* Firepaw: O NO SPOTTYS DEAD!!! Spottledleaf: no...not yet.. but firepaw... Firepaw:yes? Spottledleaf:i have always loved you... and you need to kick ravenpaw to barelys barn Starkit: done IN BARLEYS BARN Ravenpaw: can i live with you? Barely: sure hott stuff BACK AT CAMP Spottledleaf:...and fire will save the clan Firepaw:....? Spottledleaf: i...love...you........*eyes closed* Firepaw:NOOOOOOOOO *crys,then puts his head into her fur*i..love you too... Sandpaw: ewwww loser love Whitestorm:*smacks sandpaw* Bluestar: I DECLARE WAR ON SHADOWCLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
( so sad... anyhoo the next chapter is the last!!!! WHOOP!!)