Post by Splashwave on Sept 4, 2007 0:12:16 GMT -5
Title: TNP Gone Mad; Midnight
Chapters: Less than twenty
Author: Splashwave
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Summary: Something like Raincloud's stories in the way that it is a humorous version of the books. This one is for Midnight; I edited all the characters' personality, and some are switched around.
Warning: None
Disclaimer: If I owned Warriors, Tigerclaw would be a pretty little she-cat who likes donuts.
Beta: Does the spellcheck count?
Cover: None.
Chapter One
Bluestar: Hi, Brambley! I have come to teach you what a donut is.
Brambleclaw: The increased proportion of the Clan's peace sacrifices the ecidence that my donut-loving father was not trechorous.
Bluestar: I don't understand a word you just said.
Brambleclaw: I must leave my dreams, noble one, for my warrior duties shall begin in recency.
Bluestar: Wha?
*Brambleclaw Awakes To Graystripe, Firestar, Leafpaw, Squirrelpaw, And Longtail Doing A Comedy Act*
Firestar: Graygray, what do you have to say about Squirreleh's singing?
Graystripe: TERRIBLE!!! And don't call me Graygray, Starfire; its Simon to you!
Firestar: Ahem, is anyone watching? My best friend in the forest just called me Starfire!
*Firestar Claws Blindly At Graystripe*
*Leafpaw Spies Brambleclaw*
Leafpaw: Guys! Uh... a warrior is watching.
Brambleclaw: Greetings, faithful medicine cat apprentice. May I please take a corpse from the pile of freshly killed mammals?
Leafpaw: *Slaps Forehead* I'd bet that not even Sorreltail can understand a word he says.
Sorreltail: HeY, dAwG! WhAt Is ChIlLiNg In Da HoUsE, yO?
Leafpaw: I am off to check on some random cat we just received that we don't really have to get away from these maniachs.
Squirrelpaw: *Sings Like Pop Star* Everybody dance now!
Firestar: Graygray, I can't understand how you think my daughter is a bad singer!
*Firestar And Squirrelpaw Dance In The Camp*
*Half The Clan Arouses And Dances With Them*
Rainwhisker: I like ta move it, move it! I like ta move it, move it! I like ta...
Firestar, Squirrelpaw, Cinderpelt: *Jumps Up* MOVE IT!!!
Spiderpaw: I don't like this song anymore. *Twists Squirrelpaw's Ear Side To Side*
*Squirrelpaw Stops Singing Pop Songs And Starts Singing "Listen To Your Heart"*
Squirrelpaw: Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do!
Wave Of She-cats In Clan: I don't know where you're going, and I don't know why.
Squirrelpaw: But listen to your heart.
Brambleclaw: *Secretly Sneaks Out Of Camp*
Leafpaw: *Secretly Sneaks Out Of Camp On The Opposite Side Where Brambleclaw Left*
*Both Cats Turn Towards Eachother In Oblivion*
*Blindly, They Bump Into Eachother*
Leafpaw: AAHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! *Runs Around In Circles, Screaming All The Way*
Brambleclaw: I never knew you were longhaired!
Leafpaw: *Stops* I thought you had some type of curse to talk like a scientist all your life.
Brambleclaw: Nah. Tawnypelt and I played Truth or Dare at the last Gathering.
Chapters: Less than twenty
Author: Splashwave
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Summary: Something like Raincloud's stories in the way that it is a humorous version of the books. This one is for Midnight; I edited all the characters' personality, and some are switched around.
Warning: None
Disclaimer: If I owned Warriors, Tigerclaw would be a pretty little she-cat who likes donuts.
Beta: Does the spellcheck count?
Cover: None.
Chapter One
Bluestar: Hi, Brambley! I have come to teach you what a donut is.
Brambleclaw: The increased proportion of the Clan's peace sacrifices the ecidence that my donut-loving father was not trechorous.
Bluestar: I don't understand a word you just said.
Brambleclaw: I must leave my dreams, noble one, for my warrior duties shall begin in recency.
Bluestar: Wha?
*Brambleclaw Awakes To Graystripe, Firestar, Leafpaw, Squirrelpaw, And Longtail Doing A Comedy Act*
Firestar: Graygray, what do you have to say about Squirreleh's singing?
Graystripe: TERRIBLE!!! And don't call me Graygray, Starfire; its Simon to you!
Firestar: Ahem, is anyone watching? My best friend in the forest just called me Starfire!
*Firestar Claws Blindly At Graystripe*
*Leafpaw Spies Brambleclaw*
Leafpaw: Guys! Uh... a warrior is watching.
Brambleclaw: Greetings, faithful medicine cat apprentice. May I please take a corpse from the pile of freshly killed mammals?
Leafpaw: *Slaps Forehead* I'd bet that not even Sorreltail can understand a word he says.
Sorreltail: HeY, dAwG! WhAt Is ChIlLiNg In Da HoUsE, yO?
Leafpaw: I am off to check on some random cat we just received that we don't really have to get away from these maniachs.
Squirrelpaw: *Sings Like Pop Star* Everybody dance now!
Firestar: Graygray, I can't understand how you think my daughter is a bad singer!
*Firestar And Squirrelpaw Dance In The Camp*
*Half The Clan Arouses And Dances With Them*
Rainwhisker: I like ta move it, move it! I like ta move it, move it! I like ta...
Firestar, Squirrelpaw, Cinderpelt: *Jumps Up* MOVE IT!!!
Spiderpaw: I don't like this song anymore. *Twists Squirrelpaw's Ear Side To Side*
*Squirrelpaw Stops Singing Pop Songs And Starts Singing "Listen To Your Heart"*
Squirrelpaw: Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do!
Wave Of She-cats In Clan: I don't know where you're going, and I don't know why.
Squirrelpaw: But listen to your heart.
Brambleclaw: *Secretly Sneaks Out Of Camp*
Leafpaw: *Secretly Sneaks Out Of Camp On The Opposite Side Where Brambleclaw Left*
*Both Cats Turn Towards Eachother In Oblivion*
*Blindly, They Bump Into Eachother*
Leafpaw: AAHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! *Runs Around In Circles, Screaming All The Way*
Brambleclaw: I never knew you were longhaired!
Leafpaw: *Stops* I thought you had some type of curse to talk like a scientist all your life.
Brambleclaw: Nah. Tawnypelt and I played Truth or Dare at the last Gathering.