TNP Gone Mad: Midnight }{ UF; Humor

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Lol!

Chapter Eleven
*A Cabbage Rolls Into The Scene*
Cabbage: I have come to find more members of the Cabbage Alliance. We must defeat the Giant Slugs, and continue to live peacefully! Only those with the true heart of a cabbage may come. We will give you the Portable Cabbage Converter, and you will turn into a cabbage. And---
Crowpaw: *Yawns* Cabbages are boring.
Cabbage: Why, we are not "boring"!
Brambley: *Looks At Watch* We have a story to go on with, Mr. Cabbage. According to the script, you don't play a very signifigant role in the story. In fact, its rather insignifigant. Are you even IN the script?
Captain Cabbage: Script, shmipt!
Brambley: OKIES! We'll join you. I feel like a vegetable right now.
Squirrelpaw: I feel like fish and chips, I wanna jump INTOOOO the coleslaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw---
Mitch: I thought we were the substitutes for the Tribe in here.
Brambley: Not anymore, bub!
Mitch: *Gives Brambley "Puss In Boots" Look*
Cabbage: Hence, my friends. We must journey to the Cabbage Camp.
Feathertail: Can I, like, turn into a totally purple cabbage? Purple is SO girly!
Cabbage: Sure!
Candle: May I join in this brigade, Master Cabbage? A cabbage might have a more interesting life than a Perfect, perhaps.
Cabbage: All of you may join in. We need more cabbages to join in, to overpower the slugs.
Crowpaw: This is mousebrained. Its impossible to turn into a cabbage. In fact, you're not even talking. Its all a dream. I'll wake up soon.
Stormfur: *Pinches Crowpaw* Whats an up?
Crowpaw: *Feels Pain* Ahh! I can't feel pain in dreams. This is ACTUALLY happening! *Screams And Runs Around In Circles*
Tawnypelt:...has anyone noticed that I haven't been mentioned since Chapter Seven?
Seagulls: You're insignifigant. You don't need to be mentioned for four chapters.
Tawnypelt: *Runs Off Crying*
Brambley:...well, Crowpaw, that wasn't very nice.

[.Swiftclaw.]

LOL sooooo funny...
Crowpaw: *Feels Pain* Ahh! I can't feel pain in dreams. This is ACTUALLY happening! *Screams And Runs Around In Circles*
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[rabbitclaw]

lol thats funny : ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!! **smacks myself on the head,"Duh, thats why they wrote it!!!?"**

[;R.o.c.k.y.w.a.v.e;]

YAY! Meerkat Manor! *huggles Mozart, Sophie, and Mitch* Hilarious fic!

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Oh, and I accidentally typed that the seagulls say that to Tawnypelt. I meant it to be Crowpaw. And for three comments a day, this is getting lots of feedback

Page Twelve
Cabbage: *Rolls Into A Very Complex Lab* *Inserts Somewhat Large Cabbage Converter Into A Slot* All of you, please stand in one of those stalls. *Points Leaf To Ten Stalls With Thingies That Look Like Lamps Above Them*
Candle/Brambley/Tawnypelt/Squirrelpaw/Stormfur: *Walks Into Slots*
Crowpaw: I refuse to follow your cabbage-ey ways!
Feathertail: I, like, totally refuse to do anything Crowpaw doesn't do!
Cabbage: I'll give you a dollar if you do it.
Crowpaw/Feathertail: Done. *Takes Dollar* *Walks Into Stalls*
Laws of Humor: You know whats strange? That two cats can't take one dollar at the same time. *Gives Crowpaw And Feathertail Tickets That Read "Next Time, Follow The Laws Of Humor"*
Crowpaw: *Eats Ticket*
Feathertail: *Gulps* *Eats Ticket*
Laws of Humor: *Gives Another Ticket That Reads "If You Eat This One, You'll Explode"*

[.Swiftclaw.]

LOL!!!!! I hope Feathertail and Crowpaw don't eat the next tickets!!!!!!!

And - Crowpaw: I refuse to follow your cabbage-ey ways!
LOL great line!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Storyweaver]

LOVE IT!!! You hit the nail on the head with Candle! And the Laws of Humor is just as funny when you do it!!! Continue! Continue!!!

(And the following is just so Candle can put in her two-cents worth, yes I am the creator of Candle and Laws of Humor.)
Candle: I must say, I do not like the idea of even being mentioned in the fanfic! Why, oh, why cruel world have I been bound to such a fate?!
Storyweaver: Uh... Because you talk weird.
Candle: *stares at ebilly*

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Thanks, Storyweaver! And a warning to readers: penguins are slightly offended in this chapter. Its very terrifying.

Chapter Thirteen
Brambley: This fanfic is just TOO messed up! I'm sorry, cabbage, but we have to get back to the plotline. If we meet you on the way to the sun-drown-place, Midnight will be longer and Moonrise will be shorter!
Cabbage: *Nods In Understanding* I do not wish to get in the way of your plotline.
Brambley: And the time didn't change TOO much. For, like, four chapters we were with Purdy in the real book, and for about that many Meerkat Manor and cabbages have been here. For all I know, it'll be perfect if the author just poofs us ther---
*Before Brambley Can Place An E, All The Cats (And Candle) Are Magically Transported To Antarctica*
March Of The Penguins Filmer: The penguins here are being eaten by leopard seals. Please don't feel sympathetic; though the human race causes global warming and hurts the penguins, we're not supposed to help them. The food chain will be messed up because there are less leopard seals, and then there will be less orcas---
Splashwave: No, no, NO! Orcas don't eat leopard seals! And I thought you were a proffesional that knew all about animals. You're fired.
March Of The Penguins Filmer: You know that the people watching this will want more, right?
Splashwave: Its a documentary. Documentaries are supposed to be educational. You're giving them inaccurate facts, and no one will learn, meaning that penguins will never be truly understood!
March Of The Penguins Filmer: Who cares about penguins? I'm only here for the money.
March Of The Penguins Watchers: GASP! *Stampedes To Filmer*
March Of The Penguins Filmer:...I should leave now.
*The Camera Is Covered Up With A Video Of A Cuddly Panda Eating Bamboo, Looking Very Cute*
Splashwave: Anyways, back to the sun-drown-place. In Warriors, they don't even know what Antarctica is.
Brambley/Tawnypelt/Crowpaw/Feathertail: NOW WE DO!
Squirrelpaw: Now I do, now I do-oo! Now I do, now I do-oo!
Stormfur: Whats an I?
Splashwave: *Slaps Forehead*
*All The Cats Are Suddenly At The Sun-Drown-Place*
Brambley: I have only one question that really NEEDS an answer (All the four billion others only WANTS an answer). How can Midnight tell us a "pantser" when none of us know what a pantser is???

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Also, this chapter contains the word "crap" in the lyrics. I don't consider it a real swear word, so I decided it was fine. I mean, I'm in fourth grade and one of the girls in class said it in gym class!

Chapter Fourteen
Midnight: *Suddenly Walks Out Of Her Den* We didn't start the fire! It was always burning, since the world's been turning!
Squirrelpaw: *Desperately Tries To Change It To Wierd Al Songs* A used... pink bathrobe. A rare... mint snowglobe. A Smurf... TV tray. I bought it on eBay.
Midnight: *Shrugs And Decides To Go Along With It* *Grabs Violin* *Plays Violin*
Laws of Humor: The eBay Song doesn't include the violin! *Gives Midnight A Ticket That Reads "Next Time, Follow The Laws Of Humor"*
Midnight: *Shrugs* *Eats Ticket* *Eats Violin* *Grabs Piano*
Brambley: Aren't pianos too large to "grab"?
Laws of Humor: *Gives Brambleclaw A Ticket That Reads "Stop Doing My Job"*
Brambley: At least I'm not as crazy as Crowpaw, Feathertail, and Midnight! *Tucks Ticket Behind Ear*
Feathertail: Gasp! Being crazy might not be attractive to Crowpaw.
Squirrelpaw: My den... is filled with this crap. Shows up in bubble wrap. Most every day, what I bought on eBay!
Midnight: *Plays Piano*
Squirrelpaw: Tell me why...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: I need another pet rock!
Squirrelpaw: Tell me why...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: I got that Alf alarm clock!
Squirrelpaw: Tell me why...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: I bid on Shatner's old toupee!
Squirrelpaw: They had it on eBay.
Midnight: *Raises Muzzle Over And Over Again To Rythm*
Squirrelpaw: I'll buy... your knick-knack. Just check... my feedback. "A++" they all say! They love me on eBay!
Crowpaw: *Can't Resist Offering To Dance With Feathertail And Leaving Tawnypelt To The Parenthesesed Parts Of The Song*
Feathertail: *Accepts Offer, But Says She Must Sing While Dancing*
Squirrelpaw: Gonna buy...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: A slightly damaged golf bag.
Squirrelpaw: Gonna buy...
Feathertail and Tawntpelt: Some Beanie Babies, new with tag. From some guy...
Squirrelpaw: I've never met in Norway. Found him on eBay!
Brambley: *Snakes Towards Squirrelpaw* *Shyly Offers To Dance*
Squirrelpaw: *Flicks Tail In Agreement* I am the type who is liable to snipe you. With two seconds left to go, woah. Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please. As long as I've got the dough!
Candle: *Sighs* *Looks At Stormfur Longingly*
Stormfur: What's a Stormfur?
Squirrelpaw: I'll buy...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: Your tchotchkes.
Squirrelpaw: Sell me...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: Your watch, please.
Squirrelpaw: I'll buy...
Feathertail and Tawnypelt: I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll bu...
Squirrelpaw: I'M HIGHEST BIDDER NOW!!!

[Lostsoul]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....*continues for moons....*

hahahahahhahahahahahaha...ha...haha...*gasps for air*

Dancing to The eBay song... PRICELESS!!! Now that song's been in my two favorite parody subjects: Warriors, and Kingdom Hearts.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

*Random Warrior: She's a little sugar high right now, I appologize.
Me: Gomen nasai! (Japanese for I'm so sorry, if you didn't know.^^)*

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Thankeths.

Chapter Fourteen And A Half
Midnight: Anyways, we have to get back to the plot. The pantser is that you must go to the Kalahari, become a meerkat, go to Cabbage's lab and become cabbages, destroy a giant slug, and go back home to save the world.
Brambley: Shouldn't we change back to cats before we leave the cabbages?
Midnight: Nope!
Brambley: But cats hate cabbage. The Clans will run away from us, perhaps to their immenent doom!
Midnight: Maybe you should have thought about that before deciding not to run away from Cabbage.
Brambley: *Silenced*
Midnight: Anyways, you spend a chapter or two with me in the books. That means we can PARTAY!
Brambley: But why is this chapter fourteen AND A HALF?!?!?!
Midnight: So the concert can last longer.
Brambley: Makes sense.
Midnight: So, what song should we do?
monarch_lover121: Butterfly!
Midnight: We don't even know the lyrics to that since its, like, JAPANESE or something.
Candle: May I suggest a different event rather than a concert, Miss Midnight?
Midnight: Sure.
Candle: We can play Crimson Room. Storyweaver and Mumble played that last night. Its one of those "Escape the Room" games.
Cheese: I like games.
Midnight: Then it's settled. To The Crimson Room we go!
*It Suddenly Turns Black With The Words "CRIMSON ROOM" In Red And All The O's Filled In* *Creepy Music Plays In The Background*
Narrative Dude: I drank too much last night. What time is it now? So thirsty. The bed doesn't seem to be the one I usually sleep on. Is this a hotel? No, it doesn't seem to be a hotel. I'm trapped in this room. I have to escape.
*The Crimson Room Comes Into View* *All The Cats, Candle, And Midnight Are Inside*
Brambley: What do we do now?
Candle: We must find all the objects, Master Bramble.
Brambley: Right. *Turns Around* How are we supposed to escape?
Feathertail: Crowpaw, I'm scared.

[Silentstar]

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