Warriors }{ Random Junk that doesnt make any s...

[SoulStar]

BrambleClaw: "ZOMG! It's a Badger! Quick, throw Squirrelpaw at it!"

squirrelpaw: "Hey, why are you bein so bossy! You're supposed to love me in this book! Remember Foxdung!"

Stormfur: *Kicks squirrelpaw into badger* Whatever you say o great master of starclan. I will always do as you tell me."

Midnight: "Yo, why did you kick this little homie into me? I mean, shes got some grill yo! Look at those fangs! *stretches squirrelpaw's mouth open*

Crowpaw:" AHHH!! IT'S A BADGER!!!"

Brambleclaw: "I already said that"

Crowpaw: *cries* "FEATHERTAIL!!! WHYED YOU HAVE TO DIE!!"

Feathertail: "Im right here"

Midnight: "Shut up! im talkin!!!! As i was sayin... great danger lies ahead and will jack up ya home!"

Tigerstar: "HEEEYYY!!! This is supposed to be about my great little son Hawkfrost!"

Midnight: "What do you mean? This is The Power of 3 dog! Don't be trippin!"

Tigerstar: "Then why are you here!"

Midnight: "Cus im the main character, dur! It even has my name on the title of the book- Midnight"

Stormfur: "You tried to kill me! ANd what happend to my father!"

*Midnight scurries to her den. Graystripe is tied up with rope.*

Brambleclaw: *whisper's to squirrelpaw* "Is this the scene where i help Firsetar out of a foxtrap?"

Squirrelpaw: "No.. No, its the scene where we all tell TallStar he REALLY isnt tall."

Midnight: "I held this kitty cat! captive ALLL this time! So nocat would ever find him!"

Tigerstar: "Why"

Midnight: "I did it for you tigerstar" *kisses tigerstar*

Tigerstar: "I LOVED YOU ALL ALONG MIDNIGHT!!! I DID! I DID!!!!"

Brambleclaw: "But daddy, you said you loved my mommy goldenflower.."

Tigerstar: "She wasnt gangsta like Midnight!"

squirrelpaw: "STOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! Ok, this is the real story-

TallStar isnt tall

crowfeather: *looking down at his clan leader* "Why's your name Tallstar?"

TallStar: "Its simple my dear chap- my mommy loved my daddy, and then they got too close to each other while in the den and-

crowfeather: "OMG STOP!!!!"

Tallstar: "Isnt that what you asked me?"

crowfeather: "I asked why your name is Tallstar!!"

TallStar: "My dear lass, dont be that harsh about it"

crowfeather: "IM A GUY CAT!!! OK! IM NOT A GIRL!!"

TallStar: "O lass, you cant fool these eyes! They see a hot little warrior wen the see 1. Raaarwl!"

Crowfeather: *slowly backs up* Ill ask you 1 more time! I is your name TallStar?!"

TallStar: "Lass, if you cared so much about me, just tell me, i'd be your mate anyday!" He says smiling very brightly

Crowfeather: "HELP ME!!!!!!! OMG! HE'S INSANE!!!! HELP ME!!!!" *crowfeather runs off*

Tallstar: "Would you like to share some fresh-kill later, crowfeather?!" he called as crowfeather ran away.

Daisy

Daisy: "O Cloudtail, i love you soo soo much! Why do you ove that ugly little brightheart!"

Cloudtail: "Becuase she.. umm... well..."

Daisy: "You love me too! see! Im too good for anyone! now love me cloudtail! love me!"

Cloudtail: *thinks to himself* -this is my chance to have 1 of her kits as my apprentice, then ill be deputy and rule with my brother Hawkfrost!- "Ok, your right, i love you.

*now within the darkforest*

Tigerstar: "Now that we're all here..."

Brambleclaw: *interupts Tigerstar* "Am i supposed to tell yuo that leafpool is beind that bush?"

Tigerstar: "No. i never know."

Cloudtail: *runs in* "Hey guys!"

Hawkfrost: "ZOMG! ITS A ZOMBIE! HES GONNA EAT ME! HELP ME FATHER! IM AFRAID OF ZOMBIES!"

Cloudtail: "Its ok, im your brother!"

Brambleclaw: "Prove it!"

Cloudtail: "Ok" *he makes a little mew come from his throat* "Its a devistating kill! Hearing it peercess your ears!"

Tigerstar: "your the son i never had!"

SpottedLeaf

Leafpool: "spottedlead! where are you! I neeeeeeed you!"

A spotted leaf: "Oww, your crushing me! Get off me!"

Leafpool: "Where are you spottedleaf!"

Berrykit: "I wana play scavenger hunt too!!"

Leafpool: "We must find the Starclan spirit!"

a spotted leaf: *realizes what she means* "Im in irestar's dennn...."

leafpool runs to his den. Firestar and Sandstorm are kissing. But too dark to see anything. SO leafpool couldnt see ti was them.

leafpool: "You siad you would save me from evil Tigerstar spottedleaf! you said yuo would help me with mothwing! and Hawkfrost! and how i lied to Firestar!"

Firestar: "LEAFPOOOLLL"

me

I thought they were pretty crudy. but that's why they're here. to be very cheesey, un-funny, and totally pointless.

[Flowerclaw]

That's great! LOL!

Tallstar:"Its simple my dear chap- my mommy loved my daddy, and then they got too close to each other while in the den and-

XDDD That is so funny!

[Wildpaw]

That was soo funny!! ;D
PLEASE WRITE SOME MORE!
I thought that that bit was funny too!LOL! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(I'm not writing a funny fanfic cos im really bad at it!)

Crowfeather:FEATHERTAIL!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE?!!
Feathertail: I'm right here ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Spottedpaw]

Alot funnier than mine. Lol "I'M A GUY CAT!! IM NOT A GIRL!!!!"

[Iceshadow]

Not too bad...

[SandsofTime]

lolololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!! write more!!!

[heatherstripe]

i like the part where squrrelflight goes stoooopppppppp...... this is the real story, TALLSTAR ISN'T TALL!LOL that's funny!