StarClan is... having a party? }{ StarClan throws

[Bunnyhead]

Title:StarClan is... having a party?
Chapters:Probably only one or two.
Author:Bunnyhead
Pairing:What's a pairing?
Rating:G
Spoilers:A Dangerous Path, Starlight, Into The Wild or Fire and Ice (I don't remember which)
Summary:StarClan throws a pizza party for dead leaders!
Warning:Tallstar may go crazy with pizza.
Disclaimer:I don't know what this is either.
Beta:??
Cover:I don't see the sense of one for a fanfiction...

Author's Notes: I is very forgetful and sometimes I type the same word twice twice in a row. You have been forewarned. I did make a little picture of them before I did the fanfiction...

Chapter #1

Crookedstar/Bluestar/Tallstar: -wakes up-
Crookedstar: -gets an idea and lightbulb appears above head-
Bluestar: Not another lightbulb!
Tallstar: I hope its a pizza-related lightbulb. -licks chops-
Crookedstar: Let's have a dead leader party! For dead leaders!
Bluestar: I think we got that part.
-crikets-
Crookedstar: With pizza!
Tallstar: Pizza? PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! -runs around in circles screaming, "PIZZA!"-
Bluestar: Now you done it.
Thunderstar: I'm a dead leader... and I want pizza.
Owlstar: Me too!
Shadowstar: Am I the only one that doesn't want pizza?
Bluestar: Well there's always me...
Bluestar/Shadowstar: Tom cats...
-Crookedstar puts on Gretchen Wilson music-
Crookedstar: You know I'm here for the party!
Shadowstar: Ooh! Is that? It is! And I ain't leavin' till they throw me out!
Tallstar: PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!
Dominoes Dude: Your 4000000000000000000000000000000000 pizzas are here.
Tallstar: YAY! -eats all the pizza in one bite-
Owlstar: YOU ATE ALL THE PIZZA!
Thunderstar: GET HIM! -attacks Tallstar-
Bluestar: Am I the only one that isn't crazy? Wait. Is that Oakheart? IT IS!
Oakheart: What's going on here and why wasn't I invited? -everything stops-
Bluestar: Oh Oakey! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Riverstar: This is a LEADERS ONLY party! Get out! -kicks Oakheart off cloud-
Oakheart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-everything starts again-
Bluestar: OAKEY! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Crookedstar/Shadowstar: Gonna have a little fun, gonna get me some. You know I'm here, I'm here for the party!
-Oakheart suddenly appears on the cloud again-
Oakheart: What about deputies?
Crookedstar: If it will get you to shut up...

THE END FOR NOW...

[Heram]

;D thats good! keep on going!

[Lightningstrike]

Hilarious!!!keep going!!BTW,a pairing is like;OakheartxBluestar case you didnt know!^_O

[Runningpaw]

lightningstrike said:

Hilarious!!!keep going!!BTW,a pairing is like;OakheartxBluestar case you didnt know!^_O

Then I guess that would be the one. Thanks!

I is gonna try to think up more on my MAC... cuz my Gramma wants the PC...

(I is Bunnyhead)

[Runningpaw 3333 Brad]

I is trying to keep going. This is like the first time I was praised for anything.

Tigerstar: What about EVIL dead leaders? Do we count?
Bluestar -gasp- How did you get here? EVIL dead leaders aren't allowed in StarClan!
Oakheart: -staggers past with alcohol in paw- You had some of the best times, You'll never remember with me. ALCOHOL!
Hawkfrost: -talking to kits- And that is why, my dearies, you never drink alcohol. If you do, you will go insane and sing Brad Paisley songs. Particularly that one.Bluestar: Wow. Hawkfrost turned good.
Hawkfrost: Hey. All I did was try to kill Firestar.
Tigerstar: I'M STILL HERE!
Bluestar: And you're still EVIL.
Nightstar: Why do you capitalize EVIL?
Bluestar: Cuz it's important.
Shadowstar: YOU KNOW I'M HERE FOR THE PARTY!
Bluestar: YES WE DO! -turns back to Tigerstar- You is still EVIL so you must leave. HF may stay.
Tallstar: PIZZA!
Nightstar: Why don't we do Shania Twain and Billy Currington?
Shadowstar: I heard of them.
Crookedstar: What song?
-Nightstar puts on Shania Twain and Billy Currington music-
Shadowstar: I’m havin' me a party
Nightstar: I don’t think I can come
Shadowstar: Ah... This ain’t just any kind of party
Nightstar: Nah, I think I’ll stay at home
Shadowstar: Ah, oh no... It’s gonna be really, really hot
Nightstar: It’s startin' to sound good
Shadowstar: I’m gonna put you on the spot
Nightstar: Baby, maybe I should
Shadowstar: And there'll be lots of one on one
Nightstar: I guess I could be there
Shadowstar: Come on and join the fun
Nightstar: What should I wear?
Shadowstar: I’ll tell you that it, It doesn’t matter what you wear, 'Cause it’s only gonna be you and me there
Nightstar/Shadowstar: I’m havin' a party. A party for two. I ain’t inviting nobody, Nobody but you
Shadowstar: You’ll be sexy in your socks
Nightstar: we could polish the floors
Shadowstar: In case that anybody knocks
Nightstar: Let’s lock all the doors
Bluestar: ENOUGH WITH THE PARTY KAREOKE!
Crookedstar: -looks away from Shadowstar and Nightstar- But their song was just getting good!
Bluestar: -whispers- Look again.
Crookedstar: -looks at Shadowstar and Nightstar cuddling- HEY! YOU TWO! STOP! SHADOWSTAR IS MINE!
Nightstar: But she's not even in your Clan!
Crookedstar: SO?
Bluestar: ENOUGH!
Firestar: Hi guys!
Everyone besides Firestar: YOU DIED?
Firestar: They were pokey. Weren't you watching?
Bluestar: Hehe
Firestar: NO WONDER WE'VE BEEN RECIEVING NO NEWS! Is that pizza?
Tallstar: MY PIZZA! -grabs pizza and runs off-
Firestar: -chases Tallstar- I WANT THE PIZZA!
Bluestar: I am the only one who isn't insane. Wait... pokey? SO THAT'S WHAT THE PORCUPINE'S SPINE IN MY BUTT THIS MORNING MEANT! FIRESTAR DIED AND ITS ALL MY FAULT!
Oakheart: It's just like the song called Whiskey Lullaby!
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

lalalalalalala
lalalalalalala

lalalalalalala
lalalalalalala

The rumors flew but nobody know how much she blamed herself
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

lalalalalalala
lalalalalalala

lalalalalalala
lalalalalalala
Crookedstar: -attacks Nightstar- SHE IS MINE!
Nightstar: NO, MINE!
Bluestar: No wait. I is insane. I LOVE YOU OAKHEART!

MORE WILL BE COMING SOON
NOTE: I have no idea when or how Firestar will eventually die. I heard it would be in the fourth series. I made up the porcupine thing.

[Runningpaw 3333 Brad]

I'm writing more... or trying...

Oakheart: AHHHHHHHHHH! -runs away from Bluestar-
Hawkfrost: Now, kits. We do not jump off of clouds.
Kits: That's right, Mr. Hawkfrost.
Hawkfrost: OK. Moving on from common sense...
Kits: What is we gonna do next?
Hawkfrost: We're going to learn math.
Redtail: I'M HERE FOR THE PARTY!
Bluestar: -chasing Oakheart- WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE HERE! HF, I would tell you not to poison them with Twoleg things, but I'm too busy chasing Oakheart. So, carry on.
Hawkfrost: Snowkit, what is 4+2?
Snowkit: What? I didn't hear you.
Firestar: -whispers in Hawkfrost's ear- Snowkit is deaf.

[rabbitfur]

lol... heh heh.......GRETCHEN WILSON ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flowerclaw]

lol That's really funny! Write more!

[Shadowstar]

lol Everyone but Firestar:YOU DIED!, lol