Post by Mossleg on Sept 16, 2007 10:16:46 GMT -5
Title: Fireheart's Birthday
Author: Mossleg
Chapters: Just one.
Rating: PG-13, due to a violent present...
Setting: ThunderClan's camp during Rising Storm
Summary: ThunderClan celebrates Fireheart's birthday with presents, insanity, a long newsletter and lots of singing and dancing! There is only one underlying question: Where's the cake?
Spoiler Warning: Contains spoilers for the first series (especially Rising Storm), Firestar's Quest, and A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Warning: Contains the word "sexy", one small swear word, and a violent present. Also makes reference to a Slash Pairing. Of course, you were exposed to that already just by reading this warning.
Beta: Not that I know of.
Disclaimer: I do not own the following things: The Warriors series and character names; any song by Billy Joel, the Village People, or whoever wrote the songs used here; M*A*S*H; E-Bay; A Charlie Brown Christmas; and the Happy Birthday Song.
Fireheart: Howdy yall! You are invited to my birthday party! WOOT! At the party, everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me all day! Even Dustpelt! Let's get started!
(Cut to ThunderClan Camp, which is decorated with streamers and balloons. All Clan members except for Runningwind (who is strangely absent) are wearing party hats, and are seated around Fireheart, who is surrounded by presents. Graystripe even came all the way from RiverClan to celebrate!)
Fireheart: This one's from Graystripe! *Opens package*
Gasp!
*Reveals a Charm Bracelet with a charm that says "Best Friends".*
Fireheart: Thank you Graystripe! *Puts on Bracelet*
Graystripe: I knew you'd like it!
Mousefur, Willowpelt, and Goldenflower: Those are all the rage! *hold up their own charm braclets.*
*Fireheart holds up a card. On the front, "Fire Alone Will Save the Clan" is written in nice cursive. The words "You are my only hope" are messily scrawled on the inside.*
Fireheart: Um...Bluestar...?
Bluestar: *Points at every other clan member* EVIL!!!!
Graystripe: This is quite sobering.
Sandstorm: Well, we all know she's a good leader. We are just waiting for her to be like that again.
*Whole clan turns to look at Bluestar, who is in the fetal position, sucking her thumb*
Brackenfur: Cats don't have thumbs...
*Whole Clan stares at him. Crickets chirp.*
Brackenfur: Just sayin'.
Cloudpaw: *Jumping hyperly* Fireheart do you remember at the beginning of this book you asked me to bring back the pigeon and I said I did and you weren't sure whether or not you believed me well do you remember?
Fireheart: ...vaguely...
Coudpaw: *takes deep breath* Well, I went back to get it for you. Happy Birthday!
*Fireheart opens package to reveal a muddy, rotting pigeon covered in maggots.*
Cloudpaw: Well, whadda ya waitin' for? Eat it!
Fireheart: *looks incredulously at the gift*...Maybe later.
Fireheart: This says "From your Secret Admirer!" It must be from Spottedleaf!
Graystripe: Um, dude, that wasn't secret at all.
Fireheart: *Looks a bit put out* Really?
Yellowfang: Oh yeah! She carved "Firepaw" on the walls of the medicine den so many times that I find a new carving every day.
Fireheart: That is disturbing. Yet oddly sexy...
Brackenfur: It couldn't be from Spottedleaf anyway. She died, remember?
*Whole Clan stares at him. Crickets chirp*
*Fireheart opens package*
Fireheart: Look! It's a charm shaped like a heart! *Adds to bracelet* Look, heres a card...*reads* "Will you marry me? XOXOXO Hattie."
Graystripe: That totally defeated the purpose of writing "secret admirer".
Fireheart: Cute present though.
Sandstorm: *Mutters under breath* Dammit! Now I have to get him something different! *Dashes off*
Brackenfur: Doesn't anyone else realize that Fireheart won't meet Hattie for two more books?
*Crickets stare at him. Whole Clan chirps*
Brackenfur: Of course, readers will have to wait for nine more books and a manga before-
*All cats throw Brackenfur out of camp*
*Swiftpaw, Thornpaw, Ashpaw, Brightpaw and Fernpaw stand on the Highrock, which seems to have greatly expanded in size.*
Swiftpaw: From all us apprentices, we will preform a song!
Fireheart: What song?
Thornpaw: Good question.
Fernpaw: *While tapping her head in a Winnie-the-Pooh type manner* Think think think. What's a song they always play at dance parties?
Ashpaw: I know! YMCA!
Brightpaw: Ready? and a-One Two THREE!
Apprentices: Young man!-
Fireheart: *interrupting* 'cause it's Fun to Stay at The
Y...MCA!
Graystripe: Not yet, Fireheart!
Fireheart: Well it's my birthday and I wanna get to the YMCA part!
Whole Clan: Y...MCA!
*The cats seem to be having a lot of trouble figuring out how to make the letters, forming such symbols as Z, O, and, oddly enough, Pi. Dustpelt seems to be making a very rude hand gesture.*
Cinderpelt: I made you a poppy seed necklace!
Yellowfang: So that's where my seeds went!
Fireheart: Thanks, Cinderpelt! *adds necklace to charm bracelet*
Cinderpelt: Um, no, Fireheart-
Yellowfang: And I got you this magic Crystal ball that tells the future! *Hold up ordinary light bulb*
Dustpelt: Those are so not energy efficient!
Fireheart: Cool, how does it work?
*Bulb lights up*
Fireheart: Aaa my eyes! *Throws bulb into the elders den, where a shattering sound is heard*
Fireheart: Oops, I hope nobody was in there...
Halftail: My eyes...
Fireheart: *reads* "This certificate represents Bluestar's sanity". Why would you give me this?
Whitestorm: I figured Bluestar didn't need it anymore.
Bluestar: *Pointing at a small flower* EVIL!!!!!!!
Longtail and Darkstripe: This is from both of us.
*Fireheart opens the box to find a pink kittypet collar studded with rhinestones.*
Fireheart: Awwww iz so cute!! Me luvs it lotses! *Puts on collar* And here's a card..."Go home, kittypet!" Pff, you wish.
Longtail: I also got you this...
*Fireheart opens up a four-leaf clover charm that says "Luck of the Irish." Darkstripe glares at Longtail.*
Longtail: Well, once I found out Graystripe was getting him a charm bracelet...
*Fireheart adds the charm to the bracelet.*
Whitestorm: Where'd you guys get this stuff, anyway?
Longtail: E-Bay.
Darkstripe: It was great! I got the entire first three seasons of M*A*S*H on VHS for 10 bucks!
Speckletail: Ew, VHS?
Fireheart: Where'd you get the money?
Longtail: Robbed an old lady.
*Cut to scene in which Longtail and Darkstripe are robbing a little old lady at gunpoint*
Darkstripe: I also got a practically new VCR for only 20 bucks!
Graystripe: Where are you gonna plug it in?
Darkstripe: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
Longtail: There's 30 bucks down the drain.
*Cut to little old lady curled up in rocking chair, babbling about evil cats coming to rob her. In the background, her adult children can be heard calling a mental institution.*
Fireheart: Cool! One-Eye gave me her other eye! Thanks, No-Eyes!
*Adds eyeball to charm bracelet*
Graystripe: Hey, Fireheart, didn't you invite Ravenpaw?
Fireheart: Yeah, but this week he's going on a trip to the beach with Barley. He sent a present, though.
Graystripe: So open it!
Fireheart: Hmmm...*reads* "Dear Fireheart; heres a souvenir that we found for you on the beach.
Cinderpelt: Is it a seashell?
*Fireheart holds up a plastic fork*
Dustpelt: Stupid pollution.
*Fireheart adds fork the charm bracelet*
Fireheart: And he even sent a really long newsletter about his vacation so far! I'll read it to you.
*Whole Clan groans collectively*
Graystripe: *While reading over Fireheart's shoulder* Why does he keep calling it a "romantic getaway"?
Fireheart Oh, my.
Fireheart: *reads tag* "To Fireheart, from Tigerclaw" Aw, Tigerclaw remembered my birthday!
*Opens large box to find Runningwind's severed head.*
Whole Clan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Graystripe: Wait! There's a card!
*Whole Clan silences at this new development*
Fireheart: *reads card* "Dear Fireheart; I will kill you, and every one of your warriors, one by one."
*silence*
Cloudpaw: ...Can we scream now?
Graystripe: Yeah, I guess.
Whole Clan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Finally, everyone settles down.*
...
Fireheart: Dance party!
*Music starts out of nowhere. All cats sing along despite not knowing the words*
Whole Clan: We like to party! We like to party party!
And everybody's jumping!
du Da du Da du DA-DA
Fireheart: New York to San Fran-SISCO!
Graystripe: du Da du Da du DISCO!
Mousefur: Doesn't anyone else care that Runningwind is dead?
Whitestorm: Hello?
Fireheart: Who is it?
Whitestorm: *Hangs up the phone* It was Tallstar calling to complain about the noise.
Dustpelt: Hey, this is a great party, but where's the eats?
Whole Clan: *chants* We want cake! We want cake!
Fireheart: Uh oh! I didn't even think about cake! Graystripe, whadda we do?
Graystripe: I don't know!
Whitestorm: I am so sorry. I ordered a cake for you and asked Bluestar to pick it up, but I forgot how crazy she is. She probably thought the cake was evil and left it at the store.
*Cut to Bluestar hiding in her den, eating an entire chocolate cake*
Whitestorm: I should have just gotten it myself. I'm really sorry.
Fireheart: That's okay, Whitestorm. I don't blame you.
...
Cloudpaw: So...there's no cake?
Fireheart: No cake.
*A melancholy silence envelops the Clan.
Thornpaw: We will try to be strong...*start to sob*
*Suddenly, Sandstorm bursts into the clearing!
Sandstorm: Fireheart! I'm really sorry I missed your party well not all of it but most of it and I'm really sorry that I didn't get you a decent present like a charm or a marriage proposal but I was rushed and short of time and under pressure so all I got you was this stupid crummy cake!
*Reveals an ice-cream cake that seems to be surrounded by a golden aura. The singing of angels can be heard*
Whole Clan: Yaaaay! WOOT!
Fireheart: I love you, Sandstorm! *Throws arms around her*
Sandstorm: Wha-
*Whole Clan dives at cake. Ice cream splatters everywhere.*
*Finally, everyone has a piece of cake*
Dustpelt: Hey, we forgot to sing Happy Birthday!
Fireheart: Yay!
Cinderpelt: But now we remembered!
Fireheart: Crud.
Most of Clan: More immature Clan members:
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you! You live in a zoo!
Happy Birthday Dear Fireheart... You look like some foxdung...
Happy Birthday to you! And you smell like it too!
Cloudpaw: Blow out the candles!
Fireheart: There are no candles!
Cinderpelt: Smash a light bulb!
Fireheart: Okay! *Smashes light bulb*
No-eyes: Don't forget to make a wish, dearie.
Fireheart I wish we had an outlet...
*POOF*
Whole Clan: Yay an outlet appeared!
Darksripe: Now we can watch M*A*S*H!
*Whole Clan throws Darkstripe out of camp.*
*Lands in Uijeongbu, South Korea*
Darkstripe: WOOT!
*Back At camp*
Brackenfur: I'm back, and I brought a Karaoke machine!
Fireheart: Does it need an outlet?
Brackenfur: Yeah!
Whole Clan: Yay!
*Bluestar is one highrock with the karaoke microphone*
Bluestar: *singing*
You may be RIGHT!
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
I may be crazy...
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for!
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
Turn out the lights!
Yellowfang: Okay. *Smashes several light bulbs*
Fireheart: Where do you keep getting those?
Yellowfang: E-Bay.
*It is Moonhigh. Confetti, party hats, and flecks of frosting are scattered about from a rather vigorous "cake fight." Most of the Clan has collapsed on the ground it exhaustion. Only Dustpelt, with a lampshade on his head, is still dancing feebly.*
Dustpelt: Lets get it started and HOT!
Lets get it started in HERE!
Brackenfur: Those aren't the real words...
Dustpelt: Shhhhhh...
Bluestar: I'm hungry!
Cinderpelt: There's no more cake left.
Bluestar: I'll eat this bird.
Cinderpelt: Oh no! That bird is covered in maggots! It's a sign from StarClan!
Cloudpaw: No, it's Fireheart's Birthday Pigeon!
Fireheart: Uh-oh.
Cloudpaw: Eat it! Eat it!
*Proceeds to chase Fireheart around the camp with the Birthday Pigeon, while the entire Clan laughs jovially at their antics.
Graystripe: Fin.
...
Sandstorm: What?
Graystripe: Fin.
Sandstorm: That was really random.
Whitestorm: How should we end this great party?
Cinderpelt: I know! You know how at the end of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" they all yelled "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!" ? We should do that!
*Whole Clan stares at her. Crickets chirp*
Graystripe: It's not Christmas...
Cinderpelt: NO! We wouldn't say that. We'd say something that fits the occasion!
Whole Clan: Ohhhh.
Graystripe: Alright! 3...2...1!
Whole Clan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIREHEART!
Dustpelt:
Hark the Herald Angels sing,
Glory to the newborn king!
Bluestar: And you all say I'm crazy.
Author: Mossleg
Chapters: Just one.
Rating: PG-13, due to a violent present...
Setting: ThunderClan's camp during Rising Storm
Summary: ThunderClan celebrates Fireheart's birthday with presents, insanity, a long newsletter and lots of singing and dancing! There is only one underlying question: Where's the cake?
Spoiler Warning: Contains spoilers for the first series (especially Rising Storm), Firestar's Quest, and A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Warning: Contains the word "sexy", one small swear word, and a violent present. Also makes reference to a Slash Pairing. Of course, you were exposed to that already just by reading this warning.
Beta: Not that I know of.
Disclaimer: I do not own the following things: The Warriors series and character names; any song by Billy Joel, the Village People, or whoever wrote the songs used here; M*A*S*H; E-Bay; A Charlie Brown Christmas; and the Happy Birthday Song.
* * *
Intro
Fireheart: Howdy yall! You are invited to my birthday party! WOOT! At the party, everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me all day! Even Dustpelt! Let's get started!
* * *
Graystripe's Gift
(Cut to ThunderClan Camp, which is decorated with streamers and balloons. All Clan members except for Runningwind (who is strangely absent) are wearing party hats, and are seated around Fireheart, who is surrounded by presents. Graystripe even came all the way from RiverClan to celebrate!)
Fireheart: This one's from Graystripe! *Opens package*
Gasp!
*Reveals a Charm Bracelet with a charm that says "Best Friends".*
Fireheart: Thank you Graystripe! *Puts on Bracelet*
Graystripe: I knew you'd like it!
Mousefur, Willowpelt, and Goldenflower: Those are all the rage! *hold up their own charm braclets.*
* * *
From Bluestar
*Fireheart holds up a card. On the front, "Fire Alone Will Save the Clan" is written in nice cursive. The words "You are my only hope" are messily scrawled on the inside.*
Fireheart: Um...Bluestar...?
Bluestar: *Points at every other clan member* EVIL!!!!
Graystripe: This is quite sobering.
Sandstorm: Well, we all know she's a good leader. We are just waiting for her to be like that again.
*Whole clan turns to look at Bluestar, who is in the fetal position, sucking her thumb*
Brackenfur: Cats don't have thumbs...
*Whole Clan stares at him. Crickets chirp.*
Brackenfur: Just sayin'.
* * *
Birthday Pigeon
Cloudpaw: *Jumping hyperly* Fireheart do you remember at the beginning of this book you asked me to bring back the pigeon and I said I did and you weren't sure whether or not you believed me well do you remember?
Fireheart: ...vaguely...
Coudpaw: *takes deep breath* Well, I went back to get it for you. Happy Birthday!
*Fireheart opens package to reveal a muddy, rotting pigeon covered in maggots.*
Cloudpaw: Well, whadda ya waitin' for? Eat it!
Fireheart: *looks incredulously at the gift*...Maybe later.
* * *
Secret Admirer?
Fireheart: This says "From your Secret Admirer!" It must be from Spottedleaf!
Graystripe: Um, dude, that wasn't secret at all.
Fireheart: *Looks a bit put out* Really?
Yellowfang: Oh yeah! She carved "Firepaw" on the walls of the medicine den so many times that I find a new carving every day.
Fireheart: That is disturbing. Yet oddly sexy...
Brackenfur: It couldn't be from Spottedleaf anyway. She died, remember?
*Whole Clan stares at him. Crickets chirp*
*Fireheart opens package*
Fireheart: Look! It's a charm shaped like a heart! *Adds to bracelet* Look, heres a card...*reads* "Will you marry me? XOXOXO Hattie."
Graystripe: That totally defeated the purpose of writing "secret admirer".
Fireheart: Cute present though.
Sandstorm: *Mutters under breath* Dammit! Now I have to get him something different! *Dashes off*
Brackenfur: Doesn't anyone else realize that Fireheart won't meet Hattie for two more books?
*Crickets stare at him. Whole Clan chirps*
Brackenfur: Of course, readers will have to wait for nine more books and a manga before-
*All cats throw Brackenfur out of camp*
* * *
The Village Apprentices
*Swiftpaw, Thornpaw, Ashpaw, Brightpaw and Fernpaw stand on the Highrock, which seems to have greatly expanded in size.*
Swiftpaw: From all us apprentices, we will preform a song!
Fireheart: What song?
Thornpaw: Good question.
Fernpaw: *While tapping her head in a Winnie-the-Pooh type manner* Think think think. What's a song they always play at dance parties?
Ashpaw: I know! YMCA!
Brightpaw: Ready? and a-One Two THREE!
Apprentices: Young man!-
Fireheart: *interrupting* 'cause it's Fun to Stay at The
Y...MCA!
Graystripe: Not yet, Fireheart!
Fireheart: Well it's my birthday and I wanna get to the YMCA part!
Whole Clan: Y...MCA!
*The cats seem to be having a lot of trouble figuring out how to make the letters, forming such symbols as Z, O, and, oddly enough, Pi. Dustpelt seems to be making a very rude hand gesture.*
* * *
Love Medicine
Cinderpelt: I made you a poppy seed necklace!
Yellowfang: So that's where my seeds went!
Fireheart: Thanks, Cinderpelt! *adds necklace to charm bracelet*
Cinderpelt: Um, no, Fireheart-
Yellowfang: And I got you this magic Crystal ball that tells the future! *Hold up ordinary light bulb*
Dustpelt: Those are so not energy efficient!
Fireheart: Cool, how does it work?
*Bulb lights up*
Fireheart: Aaa my eyes! *Throws bulb into the elders den, where a shattering sound is heard*
Fireheart: Oops, I hope nobody was in there...
Halftail: My eyes...
* * *
From Whitestorm
Fireheart: *reads* "This certificate represents Bluestar's sanity". Why would you give me this?
Whitestorm: I figured Bluestar didn't need it anymore.
Bluestar: *Pointing at a small flower* EVIL!!!!!!!
* * *
With Friends like this, who needs enemies?
Longtail and Darkstripe: This is from both of us.
*Fireheart opens the box to find a pink kittypet collar studded with rhinestones.*
Fireheart: Awwww iz so cute!! Me luvs it lotses! *Puts on collar* And here's a card..."Go home, kittypet!" Pff, you wish.
Longtail: I also got you this...
*Fireheart opens up a four-leaf clover charm that says "Luck of the Irish." Darkstripe glares at Longtail.*
Longtail: Well, once I found out Graystripe was getting him a charm bracelet...
*Fireheart adds the charm to the bracelet.*
Whitestorm: Where'd you guys get this stuff, anyway?
Longtail: E-Bay.
Darkstripe: It was great! I got the entire first three seasons of M*A*S*H on VHS for 10 bucks!
Speckletail: Ew, VHS?
Fireheart: Where'd you get the money?
Longtail: Robbed an old lady.
*Cut to scene in which Longtail and Darkstripe are robbing a little old lady at gunpoint*
Darkstripe: I also got a practically new VCR for only 20 bucks!
Graystripe: Where are you gonna plug it in?
Darkstripe: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
Longtail: There's 30 bucks down the drain.
*Cut to little old lady curled up in rocking chair, babbling about evil cats coming to rob her. In the background, her adult children can be heard calling a mental institution.*
* * *
The end of One-Eye
Fireheart: Cool! One-Eye gave me her other eye! Thanks, No-Eyes!
*Adds eyeball to charm bracelet*
* * *
Good ole' Ravenpaw
Graystripe: Hey, Fireheart, didn't you invite Ravenpaw?
Fireheart: Yeah, but this week he's going on a trip to the beach with Barley. He sent a present, though.
Graystripe: So open it!
Fireheart: Hmmm...*reads* "Dear Fireheart; heres a souvenir that we found for you on the beach.
Cinderpelt: Is it a seashell?
*Fireheart holds up a plastic fork*
Dustpelt: Stupid pollution.
*Fireheart adds fork the charm bracelet*
Fireheart: And he even sent a really long newsletter about his vacation so far! I'll read it to you.
*Whole Clan groans collectively*
Graystripe: *While reading over Fireheart's shoulder* Why does he keep calling it a "romantic getaway"?
Fireheart Oh, my.
* * *
Uh oh.
Fireheart: *reads tag* "To Fireheart, from Tigerclaw" Aw, Tigerclaw remembered my birthday!
*Opens large box to find Runningwind's severed head.*
Whole Clan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Graystripe: Wait! There's a card!
*Whole Clan silences at this new development*
Fireheart: *reads card* "Dear Fireheart; I will kill you, and every one of your warriors, one by one."
*silence*
Cloudpaw: ...Can we scream now?
Graystripe: Yeah, I guess.
Whole Clan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Finally, everyone settles down.*
...
Fireheart: Dance party!
*Music starts out of nowhere. All cats sing along despite not knowing the words*
Whole Clan: We like to party! We like to party party!
And everybody's jumping!
du Da du Da du DA-DA
Fireheart: New York to San Fran-SISCO!
Graystripe: du Da du Da du DISCO!
Mousefur: Doesn't anyone else care that Runningwind is dead?
* * *
BRRRINNNG!
Whitestorm: Hello?
Fireheart: Who is it?
Whitestorm: *Hangs up the phone* It was Tallstar calling to complain about the noise.
* * *
...Cake?
Dustpelt: Hey, this is a great party, but where's the eats?
Whole Clan: *chants* We want cake! We want cake!
Fireheart: Uh oh! I didn't even think about cake! Graystripe, whadda we do?
Graystripe: I don't know!
Whitestorm: I am so sorry. I ordered a cake for you and asked Bluestar to pick it up, but I forgot how crazy she is. She probably thought the cake was evil and left it at the store.
*Cut to Bluestar hiding in her den, eating an entire chocolate cake*
Whitestorm: I should have just gotten it myself. I'm really sorry.
Fireheart: That's okay, Whitestorm. I don't blame you.
...
Cloudpaw: So...there's no cake?
Fireheart: No cake.
*A melancholy silence envelops the Clan.
Thornpaw: We will try to be strong...*start to sob*
*Suddenly, Sandstorm bursts into the clearing!
Sandstorm: Fireheart! I'm really sorry I missed your party well not all of it but most of it and I'm really sorry that I didn't get you a decent present like a charm or a marriage proposal but I was rushed and short of time and under pressure so all I got you was this stupid crummy cake!
*Reveals an ice-cream cake that seems to be surrounded by a golden aura. The singing of angels can be heard*
Whole Clan: Yaaaay! WOOT!
Fireheart: I love you, Sandstorm! *Throws arms around her*
Sandstorm: Wha-
*Whole Clan dives at cake. Ice cream splatters everywhere.*
*Finally, everyone has a piece of cake*
Dustpelt: Hey, we forgot to sing Happy Birthday!
Fireheart: Yay!
Cinderpelt: But now we remembered!
Fireheart: Crud.
Most of Clan: More immature Clan members:
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you! You live in a zoo!
Happy Birthday Dear Fireheart... You look like some foxdung...
Happy Birthday to you! And you smell like it too!
Cloudpaw: Blow out the candles!
Fireheart: There are no candles!
Cinderpelt: Smash a light bulb!
Fireheart: Okay! *Smashes light bulb*
No-eyes: Don't forget to make a wish, dearie.
Fireheart I wish we had an outlet...
*POOF*
Whole Clan: Yay an outlet appeared!
Darksripe: Now we can watch M*A*S*H!
*Whole Clan throws Darkstripe out of camp.*
*Lands in Uijeongbu, South Korea*
Darkstripe: WOOT!
*Back At camp*
Brackenfur: I'm back, and I brought a Karaoke machine!
Fireheart: Does it need an outlet?
Brackenfur: Yeah!
Whole Clan: Yay!
* * *
Karaoke Time!
*Bluestar is one highrock with the karaoke microphone*
Bluestar: *singing*
You may be RIGHT!
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
I may be crazy...
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for!
(du du du Da-da, Da-DA!)
Turn out the lights!
Yellowfang: Okay. *Smashes several light bulbs*
Fireheart: Where do you keep getting those?
Yellowfang: E-Bay.
* * *
Aftermath
*It is Moonhigh. Confetti, party hats, and flecks of frosting are scattered about from a rather vigorous "cake fight." Most of the Clan has collapsed on the ground it exhaustion. Only Dustpelt, with a lampshade on his head, is still dancing feebly.*
Dustpelt: Lets get it started and HOT!
Lets get it started in HERE!
Brackenfur: Those aren't the real words...
Dustpelt: Shhhhhh...
Bluestar: I'm hungry!
Cinderpelt: There's no more cake left.
Bluestar: I'll eat this bird.
Cinderpelt: Oh no! That bird is covered in maggots! It's a sign from StarClan!
Cloudpaw: No, it's Fireheart's Birthday Pigeon!
Fireheart: Uh-oh.
Cloudpaw: Eat it! Eat it!
*Proceeds to chase Fireheart around the camp with the Birthday Pigeon, while the entire Clan laughs jovially at their antics.
Graystripe: Fin.
...
Sandstorm: What?
Graystripe: Fin.
Sandstorm: That was really random.
Whitestorm: How should we end this great party?
Cinderpelt: I know! You know how at the end of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" they all yelled "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!" ? We should do that!
*Whole Clan stares at her. Crickets chirp*
Graystripe: It's not Christmas...
Cinderpelt: NO! We wouldn't say that. We'd say something that fits the occasion!
Whole Clan: Ohhhh.
Graystripe: Alright! 3...2...1!
Whole Clan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIREHEART!
Dustpelt:
Hark the Herald Angels sing,
Glory to the newborn king!
Bluestar: And you all say I'm crazy.
The End