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Post by Tawnyfire on Sept 24, 2007 16:57:23 GMT -5
Title: Welcome to Warrior High! Chapters: Not sure right now... except I know it'll be long. Author: Tawnyfire Pairing: ((Pairings might change, these are the ones that start off with )) Sandpaw x Stormpaw Shortwhisker x Owlpaw (They're gay) Crowpaw x Sorrelpaw (Eventually) Rating: PG 13 Summary: Crowpaw is now a sixth grader attending Warrior High, with his new found friends, Sorrelpaw, Cinderpaw, Graypaw, Firepaw, and Ravenpaw. (CRACK FIC) Warning: Contains cursing, yaio, yuri, violence, and some sexual references Beta: Do I count? Cover: None Genre: Humor, parody, and friendship
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Post by CHAPTER 1 on Sept 24, 2007 16:59:46 GMT -5
Crowpaw's claws were gripped tightly in the side of his silver blue duffle bag, which had his school's mascot, a wolf imprinted on it. The Warrior High Wolves, named for their school football team. The black tom stood looking at the massive building for a moment. "Ashfoot, you're evil" He told himself. The building loomed over him immensely. Now, that he had been out of elementary, he was going to junior high. Recently, he had left Starclan's Learners to come here this year. So here he was. Knowing none of the students and teachers, and now he had no idea where to go. Crowpaw's crystal blue eyes scanned across the lawn of the school, all about teachers were milling about, checking their lesson plans or exiting their Mouse-vettes and Badgers. "Don't just stand their! Go inside!" An icy voice yelled at him. Crowpaw turned to see a large, tabby tom yelling at him. Maybe he's right... Crowpaw thought. With a shrug of his shoulders, he slung his duffle bag across his bag and took his first few steps towards the building. As the apprentice walked up the white, marble steps of the building, he noticed something: He could hear a lot of voices coming from inside the gym. The apprentice shrugged and turned that way and started walking. Crowpaw reached out his paw and opened the double doors. Instantly he was hit with the scent of many cats. The black apprentice calmly strode into the gym where he was greeted by a number of eyes. All the others had stopped talking and stared at him. Crowpaw could feel his heart burning with rage. "QUIT LOOKING AT ME DAMNIT!" He yowled to Starclan above. The cats all blinked at him and turned back to their chatting. Crowpaw scanned the crowd. Cats were all seperated. One group all had she cats gathered around them and another had the strange scent of snot wafting from them. But the thing that caught his eyes the most was a scraggly, gray she cat sitting all by herself in a corner. Maybe she's new here also... He thought. Crowpaw silently started to hum to himself and made his way to the scrawny she cat. Her amber eyes were dull and she stunk. Really bad. "Hey my name is---" Crowpaw was cut off as he was barreled into by a flash of gray fur. "DON'T TALK TO HER YOU MOUSEBRAIN!" The gray cat screeched. Crowpaw found himself pinned up against a wall with the gray cat staring at him. The she cat didn't even look his way, instead, she stared off into space. "Uhh, excuse me, but can you please get off of me. I don't want my first impression around school to look like I'm gay" Crowpaw said curtly. The tom nodded and stepped off of Crowpaw's stomach. "Thanks, my name is Crowpaw, what's yours?" The gray cat looked at Crowpaw. "I'm Graypaw. Just don't EVER go near that cat again and you'll be fine. Her name is Yellowpaw... she's really creepy and has bad hygiene. She also thinks everybody loves her and the she cats are jealous of her. The preps said that in high school, she'll probably be voted Most Likely To Suck Eggs... or marry Raggedstar" Graypaw explained. "Come on, let's go meet the crew" Crowpaw watched Graypaw walk ahead of him, humming a merry tune. A flick of his tail told Crowpaw to follow him. Graypaw led Crowpaw to a set of bleachers where five other cat were hanging at. A small tortoiseshell, a gray she cat, a black tom with a white tipped tail, and a flaming red tom. The crew, according to Graypaw. Graypaw flicked his tail once more for Crowpaw to stay where he was. "Everybody, meet Crowpaw! I just rescued him from Yellowpaw, introduce yourselves" Graypaw informed. The tortoiseshell she cat took a step forward. "I'm Sorrelpaw White, possibly the only sane one in our group. My daddy, Whitestorm, is the school counselor, so if you ever need your scedhule changed get me!" She explained. Sorrelpaw stepped back as the black tom walked forward. "I'm Ravenpaw, and I think the world is going to end. The world, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! DONT LEAVE WITHOUT ME!" Ravenpaw shrieked. Sorrelpaw walked up to Ravenpaw and clouted him with a paw. Ravenpaw calmed down slightly as the flame colored tom walked up. "I'm. Fire. Paw. I'm. Emo." He said. Graypaw raised his eye brows and nudged the gray she cat forward a little awkwardly. "I"M CINDERPAW! IM A HYPERACTIVE NINJA WHO JUST LOVES TO BE HYPER! CAN YOU TELL! MY FULL NAME IS CINDERPAW RUNNING AND GUESS WHAT? I CANT WAIt---" Cinderpaw was cut off when Graypaw pushed her away. "Well, anyway, the bell should be ringing soon. Do you have your class list yet?" Graypaw asked. "Yeah" Crowpaw replied and started to dig through his duffle bag--- only to find it was gone. "Where is it!?" He yowled. Crowpaw looked around himself frantically. It was only when he looked up at Graypaw was when he saw his new friend pointing to Cinderpaw. Crowpaw growled and walked over to the she cat. "Give it!" He snapped and snatched his bag up. Cinderpaw sat on her haunches and 'hmphed' angrily. Crowpaw then took out his list and handed it to Graypaw. The apprentice jumped. "SWEET! We have the same dorm AND classes. Oh, Ravenpaw, you're with me and Crowpaw here" Graypaw informed, reaching out for Crowpaw's head and giving him a noogie between his ears. "Stop it!" Crowpaw whined and pushed away his friend. "Now when does the bell ring?" He asked a bit calmer. He looked over to Firepaw who had a watch on, the only thing was that the watch was black and was decorated with skulls and mouse bones. "It. Should. Ring at. 7. : . 30" He said slowly. "And what time is it now?" Sorrelpaw inquired. Firepaw showed his watch to her. They still had ten minutes left. "So now what do we do?" Crowpaw asked. "Tell you how to tick off Ms. Nightcloud. Easy, call her Nightcloud or you can just keep claiming that you don't get what she's staying. She's the math teacher. Or you can just ask a bunch of questions, that's what the seventh graders told us that they did last year" Graypaw explained. Sorrelpaw blinked her green eyes. "Or you can just ask her to let Thistleclaw pass" She giggled. Crowpaw looked at Sorrelpaw and turned his head. "Who's Thistleclaw?" He asked. Ravenpaw snorted. "He's the oldest sixth, seventh, and eigth grader who was supposed to go to college 15 years ago but Nightcloud won't let him pass because he always fails the test and Bluestar says that until he learns to pay attention, he can't go to seventh grade" Sorrelpaw informed. "Oh yeah! Tell him about Tigerstar!" Graypaw said excitedly. Cinderpaw had finally calmed down and decided to talk. "Wellllllllllllllllllll, Coach Tigerstar is the head coach and is very big. He loves to yell in cats' faces and get his way. His greatest enemy is Redtail so all you have to do is say 'Redtail' around him and he'll go crazy. Watch, I'll tell you what to do at P.E. later today if he tells you anything" Cinderpaw said evilly. "Oh, did you tell Crowpaw about your little 'problem' Graypaw?" Ravenpaw said calmly, still a little bit shaky though. Graypaw's eyes widened. "Tell him" He urged. Graypaw looked down at his paws. "I'm... a crackhead..." He mumbled. Ravenpaw nudged his side. "I'm a crackhead" He said a bit louder. "No, say it louder so Crowpaw can hear you" Sorrelpaw giggled again. Graypaw shot her a Death Glare Level 12. "I"M A CRACKHEAD" He yowled to Crowpaw. Crowpaw flinched a little. "Now, as I was say---" Graypaw got cut off by the loud ringing sound of the bell. "There's the bell. To Ms. Nightcloud!" Graypaw proclaimed, striking a pose like Superman. "You. Watch. Too Much. TV" Firepaw said emo like. Sorrelpaw and Cinderpaw both chuckled. Crowpaw watched the four start walking away and he too, followed after them. Let's see who Nightcloud is... --- "Ugh, it's to early for math..." Graypaw muttered, putting his items on his chair. Graypaw then turned around and asked Sorrelpaw for a pencil "Hello Ashfoot, thanks for picking me up from school today" Crowpaw growled. "SIT DOWN MR. TORN AND MR. THUNDER, STOP FLIRTING WITH MS. WHITE!" Nightcloud roared from her desk. "Bitch, I was not flirting so you need to shut the Hellclan up" Graypaw cursed. Crowpaw looked at his friend wide eyed. "Did you just curse?" Crowpaw asked in disbelief. Graypaw nodded. "And she doesn't do anything about it?" Graypaw nodded again. "So that means I can curse her out if I ever wanted to?" Graypaw nodded his head one more time. "SWEET!" Crowpaw cheered. "STOP TALKING TO MR. THUNDER MR. TORN!" Nightcloud roared again. Crowpaw swore that somewhere in history they would mention her name in Lionclan. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SKANKY ASS BITCH! GO GET LAID BY TIGERSTAR!" Crowpaw sneer/ roared. Nightcloud glared at Crowpaw and muttered something about having a new student to torture. "I don't like the sound of that..." He whispered to Graypaw. "Don't worry about her. She always needed to get laid anyway. Like last year, Jaggedtooth told her off because she threatened to take a flame thrower to his girlfriend, Fernpelt. Ever since, she finally got her first heat" He chuckled. Crowpaw stared at his friend for a long period of time. "Are you serious? She has never became pregnant?" He asked curiously. "Yeah, and according to Scourge, she's still a virgin too. And she's like, 37" Graypaw informed. "Will you two shut up! Starclan! I'm like trying to like, like paint my claws, with like, claw polish!" A she cat yowled at Graypaw and Crowpaw. Crowpaw turned around to see a ginger colored she cat seated behind him. "Who's that?" Crowpaw asked. Graypaw's whiskers twitched. "That's Sandpaw, Stormpaw's girlfriend. She acts likes she owns this place" Graypaw explained. Crowpaw raised his head and nodded. Sandpaw only snorted and said something. "Because I DO own this place! Stormy said he's going to buy me own Mouse-vette for our aniversary coming up in three weeks!" She cheered. Crowpaw looked at Graypaw. "Please, you've only known him for one day and you're already having an anniversary?" Graypaw's expression seemed to say. Crowpaw turned around in his seat when he heard Nightcloud get up from her rolling chair by her computer. The smoky black she cat walked to the front of the room with a clip board in hand. "Now, some of you ex- fifth graders might have heard of me. I am Nightcloud, but you should all have not known that except for Thistleclaw who has made it his life goal to not get anywhere in life" She growled. "Shut up you hoe" A large tom sneered from the back of the room. Crowpaw turned around to see a large tom with multiple nose piercings and was wearing a shirt that said 'Only operational when stoned' sitting in a desk that had skulls drilled into it. "Whatever." Nightcloud growled and returned back to the class. "Now to call roll. Shrewpaw" Everytime she said a name, somebody replied. "Graypaw?" "Here" "Crowpaw" She asked and looked around the room. "Here" He replied. The she cats eyes narrowed. "So it was you who said that earlier" She growled. Crowpaw yawned and nodded his head yes. "I'm watching you" She warned. Crowpaw dismissed her threat with a flick of his tail. Nightcloud growled in response. "Whatever, since I'm your homeroom teacher, I have to assign you all your lockers. Your last block teacher will assign dorms to those who paid in advance" She explained. "Now come on" Nightcloud added with her tail. The class all gathered up their objects and followed Nightcloud out the door. Crowpaw walked beside Sorrelpaw and Graypaw, the only two friends of his that were in this class. Firepaw, Cinderpaw, and Ravenpaw were in Skywatcher's class. As the class walked down the hall, Nightcloud would turn around every so often to see if Crowpaw and Graypaw were still there, when they were, she would turn back around. Crowpaw would look at Graypaw and Sorrelpaw every once in a while and keep going. Nightcloud took a left down a narrow hallways and stopped in front of three sets of lockers, for her class. She started to read aloud a list of names and numbers. "Crowpaw, locker number 48. Graypaw, locker number 47. Sorrelpaw, locker number 46. Please come get your combinations" She called out. Crowpaw and his two friends all strode over to where Nightcloud, now nicknamed Demon From Hell, or DFH, stood and grabbed a sheet of paper from her paw. Crowpaw walked back to his locker and read over the paper. " 35 - 5 - 31" He read quietly to himself. Crowpaw grasped his silver, metal lock and put the combination in and pulled. Nothing happened. "Er.." He told himself and tried it again. Still, nothing happened. "Oh come on!" He snarled and dialed it again. Nothing. Crowpaw tried six more times and nothing happened. "Graypaw, can you help me?" He asked his friend who was already putting his notebooks and stuff away in his locker. "Sure" He shrugged and walked over to his friend. Graypaw grabbed the lock and dialed Crowpaw's combination in it. And it opened. "Wha? How could you get it!?" He yowled. Graypaw shrugged. "Because Crowpaw, you're supposed to put it in your lock, not your neighbors" He sighed. Crowpaw's face darkened when he saw he ahd, indeed, been putting his locker number in Swiftpaw's lock. "oops..." He muttered sheepishly. Swiftpaw glared at him. Crowpaw turned back to his locker and started to put away his stuff. "So Crowpaw, why did you come to Warrior High?" He asked. Crowpaw stared at his friend with a blank expression. "I don't know. My mother and father, Tornear and Ashfoot, both said Starclan's Learners was becoming filled with gay teachers and students. She said she had proof because she said Tallstar works there" He explained. "Starclan's Learners? Gay people? Heh, you should look behind you at lockers numbered 23 - 37" Sorrelpaw piped in with. Crowpaw turned around to see a large group of students all talking in a voice that sounded TOO nice. "Owlpaw, Mousepaw, Heatherpaw, Onewhisker, Willowpaw, Twig, and Rainfur. They're all gay along with a few others like Skywatcher and Shortwhisker" Graypaw informed. Crowpaw thingyed his head to the side and stared at Graypaw. "AND YOU LET FIREPAW, CINDERPAW, AND RAVENPAW GO THERE!?" he exclaimed. "Well duh, everybody knows that Skywatcher is gay. Why do you think he's been hitting on Tigerstar and Redtail for 28 years already? Moonflower once asked him out and he turned her down saying that what he really wanted a piece of was Tigerstar in his bed. Creepy" Talonpaw called out from his locker beside Sorrelpaw. Crowpaw's eye widened so wide he would have sworn that they would pop out of his head. "O... kay... so what are we going to do right now? Do we just hang around our locker or what?" Crowpaw asked. From somewhere behind him, he heard Nightcloud walking up to him. "Nope, NOW DROP DOWN GIVE ME FIFTY!" She yelled. Crowpaw looked at Nightcloud like she was off her ridlin or something. "NOW!" She added. Crowpaw just stared at her some more. "NOW OR IM GOING TELL BLUESTAR THAT YOU'RE BEING A BIG MEANIE HEAD!" She whined. "Crowpaw, please give her something to make her shut up" Sorrelpaw complained. "I guess.." He muttered and took out his wallet. He dug around inside of it and fished out a fifty dollar bill. "Here we go!" He proclaimed loudly. Crowpaw raised the dollar high up in the air in front of Nightcloud. "Here, take your crummy fifty" He growled. Nightcloud snorted and snatched it out of his paw before padding away to her desk. "Crowpaw, that wasn't real money was it?" Sorrelpaw asked. "Nope" "Then what was it?" Graypaw asked. "Play money. I took it from some pre k -er before this fiction even began. I think his name was Snowkit or something..." He replied. Graypaw smirked at his friend and raised his paw to him. "Rock on buddy" "Rock on" Crowpaw replied as they smashed their paws together. Crowpaw felt something shoot up his paw and looked at Graypaw who was fighting back tears. Crowpaw felt his eyes water too before the two looked at the ceiling and screamed in unison: "OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Are you two done being retards or can we get back to class?" Sorrelpaw interupted. The two friends stopped their screaming and stared at her with a pleading look. "Okay, one more time" She sighed. Graypaw and Crowpaw smiled at each other and began: "OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Somewhere on the other side of the planet, people who read warriors figured out how Snowkit went deaf. "Now can we go back to class?" Sorrelpaw asked again. Crowpaw and Graypaw looked at her and blinked. "Sure" They replied in unison and walked off.
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Post by CHAPTER 2 on Sept 24, 2007 17:02:13 GMT -5
Sasha surveyed her class from the front of her classroom. Crowpaw exchanged a glance with Graypaw. Graypaw exchanged a glance with Ravenpaw. Ravenpaw exchanged a glance with Sasha. Sasha exchanged a glance with Crowpaw. And of course, I could on about this forever but then I would probably lose all the hundreds of people who are reading this. So of course, Sasha decided to start ranting about her class, which just so happened to be reading.
"Now, my name is Sasha for those of you dimwits not smart enough to figure that out by the name plate above my door. Now today, to get to know each other, we sha'll do a sharing circle." She explained. From the back of the class, Hawkpaw raised his paw. Sasha pointed to him. "Yes, Hawkpaw?" "Do we have to do this?" He asked in an innocent tone. "No, but the lesson plan says we have to so yes" She replied. "Well that didn't make very much sense" Ravenpaw piped up with. "You don't make sense, Now everybody, please form a circle around muah" She ordered as the class started to form a circle around said teacher. After the circle, which looked like a triangle, was formed, Sasha took a seat next to Yellowpaw, a clear look of disgust on the teacher's face. "Let's see, Hawkpaw, you can go first" She chose Hawkpaw. The apprentice coughed into the fur of the closest nerd which happened to be Harepaw at the time. "Okay, I'll start by saying that Owlpaw is the gayest---" Hawkpaw was cut off by Sasha. "Tell us about YOU. Not others, even though no matter how much I would love to hear you talk about ruining others reputations for the rest of their school time" She said innocently. "Aw man. Well, my name is Hawkpaw. Peace. I'm a bully here at Warrior High so DON'T MESS WITH ME BIOTCHES. Anyway, I have a sister named Mothpaw and I am not gay like SOME apprentices here" Hawkpaw introduced by glaring at Owlpaw. "Okay, now Crowpaw. You speak" Sasha demanded. The gray black apprentice looked at the class. They were staring at him. EVERY. LAST. FRICKIN. ONE OF THEM. "My name is Crowpaw, son of Ashfoot and Tornear and I'm new here. I used to go to Starclan's Learners and I... like dolphins?" He tried. The class started laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. 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And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. In fact, if they laughed anymore, they probably wouldn't be able to speak for the next moon. So whenever it died down, it was Graypaw's turn. "Well, I'm Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed--- oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as 'we' in da 'hood' call 'him', Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur." Crowpaw saw Gorsepaw nudge Graypaw in the side and whisper, "Tell Stonerfur to visit me after school" Graypaw nodded and continued. "Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?---" "I'm sure we would all LOVE to hear about your drug life Graypaw but Ravenpaw needs to speak now" Sasha butted in. Graypaw muttered something and crossed his paws as Ravenpaw started to speak. "My name is--- ZOMG! A SHOOTING STAR! THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! 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END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!THE WORLDS GOING TO END! END! END I TELL YOU!" Ravenpaw was now breathing heavily and sweating all over. "Can somebody please go escort Mr. Barley to Whitestorm? Rainpaw, will you since he's your dad?" Sasha asked. Rainpaw stood and walked Ravenpaw out of the room, distant mutterings of 'the world is going to end' was heard as he walked down the hall. "Uhh, can I go now?" A voice asked. Crowpaw turned to see Sandpaw speak up. "... sure" Sasha replied. Sandpaw put away her lip gloss and claw polish and stood up. She clapped her paws and stood up on the desk before taking out her cell phone. " Ivypaw, please send off my jacket to the cleaners, Tawnypaw, please update the list of what's 'IN' and what's 'OUT' on our website, sandpawissomuchbetterthanyoubyallaround .net. You will? Thanks" And she flipped her cell phone shut. "Will you start please, Ms. Rock?" sasha asked in a polite voice. "Sure thing Mrs. Sasha" She said as innocently as she could. "Anyway, my daddy is Rockstar, owner of Starclan's Casino so I'm am like SOOOOOOOOOO rich! My BFF's are like, Tawnypaw, Tinypaw, Whitepaw, Squirrelpaw and Ivypaw! And you know what the best part is? IM THE LEADER! OMG! And, like, Spottedleaf is MY IDOL! NOBODY but SPOTTEDLEAF can wear stripes and still have all the toms fall for her!" "YOU ROCK SANDY!" Squealed Whitepaw from the class. "BFF's FOREVER GURL!" Sandpaw replied to her friend and held up her gold friendship bracelet. "RIGHT ON GURLFRIEND!" Whitepaw screamed back. Crowpaw swore he was about to go deaf. "Anyway, daddy let's me get whatever I want and hang out with whoever I want! That's why I'm dating Stormy---" She took a mmoment to wink at Stormpaw. "--- and daddy says that anytime I need something, I can call him! That's why you should all, like, be like, my like, next best friend!" She squealed. "CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!" Yellowpaw shrieked from the class in an excited tone. Sandpaw looked at her. "LIKE NO WAY! BECAUSE YOU ARE SO UGLY AND STUFF BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME!" She responded in a cheery tone. Crowpaw watched Yellowpaw's ears drop down. "YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT ALL THE TOMS LIKE ME!" Yellowpaw protested.All the class stared at Yellowpaw and started laughing at her. "See, they laugh at my decision and your foolish reply!" She proclaimed until she was promptly smacked by an eraser. "Uhh... can somebody else go now?" Talonpaw asked. "Okay then, let Harepaw, the biggest nerd on Earth from Windclan go" Squirrelpaw sneered from beside Sandpaw as she came sit down. Harepaw took a big sniff, letting everybody in the class hear all his snot go up through his nose. The tom tried to stand up but tripped over Graypaw's outstreched leg and knocked over Sandpaw's cell phone. "EWWWWWWWWWW! THE NERD TOUCHED MY CELL PHONE! Quick! Whitepaw! Order me a new one!" She demanded. Whitepaw quickly whipped out her neon pink RAZR and started dialing her dad's cell phone company. "Okay, now the nerd can speak" She then took a huge breather and let Harepaw speak. The apprentice inhaled again and spoke. "My name is H-harepaw and I-i l-love Star Trek and S-star W-wars. My best friend... or B - F - F" He started, spelling out each letter on his fingers. "EW! Chatspeak is wayyyyyyy out! A nerd just abused chatspeak! Send him to court!" Squirrelpaw exclaimed. "I'll just go sit down now!" Harepaw said quickly and scampered off to his seat. Along his way, he was shot death glares by Sandpaw, Squirrelpaw, and Whitepaw who were all calling an air cleanser to clean the air that he just passed by. "Well, everybody, please straighten up your desk so I can pass out text books. We might do some more people tommorrow" Sasha explained. The students all moaned but nonetheless, straightened out their desk into the rows they were once in. Crowpaw let out a yawn and watched Sasha as she walked to the back of the room and came out with five stacks of reading books. "Everybody come take one. Yellowpaw and the nerds get the crappy ones. So please, everybody take all the good ones before they do!" Sasha taunted, pointing a miserable finger at Yellowpaw and the nerds. After all the books were passed out, Sasha returned to her desk and let the students do whatever they wanted for the last twenty minutes of class. Thistcleclaw already starting to shred his reading book and the nerds already starting to answer the questions in the book. Graypaw sat at his desk flipping through his book boridly and occasionally yawning. Crowpaw blinked at him and opened up his book. Crowpaw looked down at the cover of the book, which was a picture of Warrior High from the front of it, the lawn neatly cut and banners all taken down. The apprentice turned to page 1 and started scanning through the table of contents. Crowpaw scanned through the titles, all in different categories. A few for the fantasy section were: Starclan: Where Are you? Crowpaw read the summary for it: Badgerkit was different, he just knew it. He was always taunted for being the runt in his litter and the fact that as an apprentice, he was the worst fighter and hunter. But one day, Starclan give him a power and he instantly excels at everything! But one cat out there has the power too, and can use his better than Badgerpaw can use his, problem is, Badgerpaw doesn't know who he is, but he knows who Badgerpaw is, and he'll stop at nothing to kill him. "Boring..." He muttered to himself when he came across another title: The Complete, Everything You Ever Needed Or Wanted To Know About Riverclan. The summary, Ever wanted to know everything about Riverclan? "Well that sounds gay..." Crowpaw chuckled. Crowpaw shut the book and looked over at Graypaw who was looking at Thistleclaw, the warrior was busily burning his book with a cigarette. Sasha was only flirting with Hawkpaw.
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Post by CHAPTER 3 on Sept 24, 2007 17:02:48 GMT -5
"I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. " Cinderpaw kept chanting as the friends all walked down the hallways and to the gym. For P.E., Firepaw, Graypaw, Crowpaw, Sorrelpaw, and Cinderpaw all had Tigerstar together. "Calm down Cinderpaw" Sorrelpaw told her friend. "Oh, Ravenpaw, are you okay now?" She asked the black apprentice. Ravenpaw's head popped up from where he was walking, between Crowpaw and Firepaw. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yowled. Graypaw rolled his eyes. "You just had to say something did you?" He growled. Sorrelpaw shrugged. "She's like an annoying, over caring older sister" Cinderpaw butted in. "Oh yeah,I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Okay, just had to put that in" She said and then smiled. "Can we. Go Now?" Firepaw said gloomily. "CHEER UP MR. EMO CAT!" Cinderpaw cheered, doing a back flip over Firepaw's head. "The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy! I think I got a theme song now!" Cinderpaw said hyperly and started bouncing down the hall repeating "The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy!" "Uhh... Graypaw, do you know if Cinderpaw took her medication this morning?" Sorrelpaw asked. "No, I'm afraid to go knock on her door. Remember in 4th grade when I lost my homework and went to her house and Frostfur answered the door. I'm never doing that again" Graypaw shivered at the thought. Crowpaw turned his head to the side. "What's so bad about Cinderpaw's mom?" He asked. Sorrelpaw, Ravenpaw, Firepaw, and Graypaw all stopped and stared at Crowpaw like he was high or something. "Lots. Of things" Firepaw answered when it was apparent none of his friends were going too. "Bad. Thoughts. Princesspaw. Mudered" Firepaw's whole body shook violently. "Uh, Graypaw, is that natural for Firepaw or something?" Crowpaw asked skeptically. Ravenpaw instead looked up at him and nodded his head in 'yes' fashion. "Okay, because I was starting to worry about him" "No, I think you should be more worried about Cinderpaw running into a randomly placed----brick wall" Sorrelpaw winced whenever she said because following very shortly after the word 'placed', Cinderpaw ran into a wall. "I'M OKAY!" She piped up with, standing up to reveal sixteen missing teeth and a bent claw. "Oh yeah, The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy!" Crowpaw watched Sorrelpaw smack her forehead in frustration. "Can we just get going before the tardy bell rings?" Crowpaw asked. "The new kid. Has. A point" Firepaw said. "Oh cheer up Mr. Emo!" Cinderpaw announced. Firepaw's emerald green eyes drilled into her pelt. "First person. To mess with. Me. Has a date. With. my razor" He threatened, holding up his blood coated razor. Cinderpaw winced at it. "Well excuse us if we're not emo like SOME people over here" Cinderpaw said sacrastically and pointing to Firepaw. "Dart. Board." He replied and flung his razor at Cinderpaw. The gray she cat squeaked and jumped in the air to have the razor make contact with Harepaw. The nerd jumped fifteen feet in the air and started using big words. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My flesh has been punctured by the usage of a lethal, deadly, and sharp piece of weaponry! I'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He screamed. Crowpaw looked at Graypaw who was staggering on his feet. "Big... words... too... confusing... "He started muttering. Sorrelpaw sighed and raced to his side and helped him walk straight. "Come on, the tardy bell should be ringing in about... 23.4532.012.7474.12432432.4624.00025620 seconds!" Shrieked Kestrelpaw when he got ahold of Harepaw. Sorrelpaw and Crowpaw both looked at each other and said in unison: "Shit" And then they raced off to the gym, where Tigerstar was waiting for them. --- The apprentices all sat in the bleachers as Tigerstar called roll, pacing about the gym so much that Crowpaw thought he would create a hole if he did it any more. All the while, Crowpaw kept staring at a new kid, some cat named Mintkit who was in prek k but she was so smart they moved her to sixth. "Now" Tigerstar started in an army-ish type voice. "I want..." He said in a slower voice. "For all of you..." "TO DROP DOWN GIVE ME FIFTY!" he screamed. All the apprentices, except for Sandpaw and her group, all started doing push ups, even Crowpaw and Graypaw. Firepaw was doing push ups, slitting his wrist everytime he came up. Mintkit stood where she was, staring at Tigerstar and trembling uncontrollably. "Well? You heard me!" He yelled and got closer to Mintkit until there was a 0.92364926592548756439856239 inch space between the two. "Y-yes M.mr. T-tigerstar?" She trembled. "I saiddddddd, DROP DOWN GIVE ME FIFTY!" He screeched. Mintkit instantly broke out in tears and started crying nonstop. Her fur got soaked to the bone by her own tears until Sandpaw threw Harepaw at Mintkit to shut her up. Inevitably, the pre k-er went back to Pre K and swore vegeance against Tigerstar and Sandpaw for the rest of her life. 45 years later, Crowpaw would find out that she became a professional hitman, dressed up as Scourge, did a reanactment of A Dangerous Path, and killed Tigerstar. Mintkit raced out of the gym, her screams filling Crowpaw's ears for the rest of the day. Tigerstar then whipped back around to face his class, his eyes were literally glowing red and he had spouted a tail and two horns. Crowpaw could fadely make out an image of a pitch fork in his right paw. After the class had finished doing Tigerstar's task of 5,000 sit ups, 45,000 laps around the gym, and 3,000,000 screams of 'Tigerstar is lyk da bestest teacha eva', they got to all go sit back down... if it wasn't for the fact that Tigerstar called Graypaw and Crowpaw over to him. "Yes, Tigerstar?" Graypaw asked innocently. Tigerstar glared at him. "I am about to send you two on a mission. I want you--- what is Cinderpaw doing in here?" He asked seeing the gray she cat hiding behind a pencil in his doorway. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You can't see me! Imma ninja!" "You're going to be a dead ninja if you don't get out of my office right now" Tigerstar threatened. Cinderpaw squeaked and raced away to go bother Ravenpaw, Firepaw, and Sorrelpaw in the bleachers. "As I was saying, I have a mission for you two. I want you two to go steal the records of every she cat Redtail has ever been with" Tigerstar explained. Crowpaw and Graypaw flashed each other a glance. "Why?" Crowpaw asked curiously. "Because, Redtail is the vice prinicipal, thus making him my enemy. Now GO!" He yowled. Instead of going to Redtail's office and stealing documents as their sociopath P.E. teacher ordered them to go do, Graypaw and Crowpaw instead ran off to go hide behind Sorrelpaw in hopes of banishing Tigerstar from Warrior High. Except, it didn't work out how they wanted it too. "GRAYPAW AND CROWPAW! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!" The teacher screamed at the top of his lungs. Crowpaw's head popped up and he vigorously shook his head. "He's coming" Graypaw whispered. "Can I ask why you two are hiding behind my back?" Sorrelpaw asked. She only received a sharp 'no' and two apprentices crouching further down. Tigerstar strode up to Sorrelpaw and pushed her aside with his paw. Sorrelpaw only flew into Firepaw where she stood back up with her jaw hanging in 'oh' fashion. "YOU TWO GO GET THAT RECORD RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A FORK!" Graypaw straightened up and nudged for Crowpaw to do the same. Graypaw quietly, but quickly whispered something into his friends ear. A malicious grin spread across his face and Crowpaw gave his black - gray fur a few licks. With a short cough and 'ah hem', Crowpaw looked Tigerstar dead in the eye and inhaled deeply. "Tigerstar, REDTAIL IS SNEAKING INTO YOUR OFFICE TO STEAL YOUR PORN!" He yowled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PORN! REDTAIL WILL PAY!" He yowled and raced off to his office, which just so happened to be where the dorms were. And to be precise, the dorms were actually two buildings down. So that meant by the time Tigerstar got back, third period would be over. "Nice one Crowpaw!" Graypaw congratulated. The two apprentice raised their paws and high fived each other. "Shouldn't we just leave class already? This gym smells like Tigerstar, sweat, and Tigerstar's spit" Crowpaw asked in a matter - of - factly voice, all while looking around to see Tigerstar's spit on the polished floor from him yelling. "Sure" Graypaw shrugged. "Hang on!" Cinderpaw squealed. Crowpaw and Graypaw both stopped and turned to see Cinderpaw smiling a large toothy grin. "I have to sing you something!" "What?" Crowpaw asked rather reluctantly. And the fact that he'd only known Cinderpaw for a few hours, he was already hating her, just the annoying part and the fact that Brackenpaw couldn't every once in a while remind his sister to take her medication. "Okay, here it goes:" "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" "See? Look what you made Cinderpaw do Crowpaw!" Sorrelpaw shouted as she covered her ears with her sweater. "Fair point..." Graypaw mumbled. "Let's just go already" Crowpaw sighed. Graypaw, Firepaw, Ravenpaw, Cinderpaw, and Sorrelpaw all shrugged and headed off to go to their fourth period class, and then, lunch. --- It was now fourth period. And Graypaw, Crowpaw, and Cinderpaw all took this class together. Then again, Graypaw took every class with Crowpaw. Their teacher was Snowfur, Bluestar's sister and the language teacher, but luckily for the class, she was hyper. Very, very, hyper. Some even thought that she and Cinderpaw might have been related. "OKAY CLASS! GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY? CAN YOU GUESS? HUH? CAN YA? CAN YA? CAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?" She yowled, causing her voice to echo all around the small classroom. Harepaw, Kestrelpaw, and the other nerds all got nose bleeds. "CAN I GUESS!? CAN I!" Cinderpaw shrieked, knocking her pencils and crayons all over Tinypaw and Ivypaw's desk. The two she cats glared at Cinderpaw with immense hatred. "SURE YOU CAN!" Snowfur responded immeadiately. "I don't know..." She muttered and started crying. "That was random. Anyway, Mrs. Snowfur, o mother of Whitestorm, daughter of Moonflower, sister of Bluestar, aunt of Mistyfoot, Mosskit, and Stonefur, and great aunt to Mistyfoot's some how unrandomly not named kits, and grand mother of Sorrelpaw, Rainpaw, and Sootpaw and great grandmother of Poppypaw, Hazelpaw, the reincarnated Cinderpaw, and Molepaw, can we go to our next class?" Crowpaw asked. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You recited my family tree! You can go to lunch then" Snowfur then started to weep and ran to the teacher's lounge to cry. "Hoorah!" Shouted the class, except for the nerds who all wanted to learn. --- "Ugh... what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork. "I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress's story, The Savage Generation: Memories's character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained. "What's an author?" Graypaw asked coming to the table with his plate in hand and dragging Stormpaw beneath his arm, the gray tom was currently trying to bat away Graypaw. "uhh... Graypaw, why do you have Stormpaw with you? I thought we hated the jocks?" Crowpaw asked. "Fon't be goolish!" "Okay, who slipped liquid crack in his milk?" Ravenpaw asked, looking around the cafeteria. "He ma bitch ever fuseday" Graypaw slurred. "Bitch?" Crowpaw inquired. "Yep, Stormy be mah bitch" He slurred again until Stormpaw slipped out of his grasp and raised a paw, striking Graypaw across his 'beautiful' face. "Yo fool, don't mess with me like that again and I'll be forced to call Scourge over here!" Stormpaw threatened before stalking away to his table, where Brackenpaw, Breezepaw, Cloudpaw, Lionpaw, Thornpaw, Bramblepaw, and Foxpaw were all sitting at. "My mother, I feel like I just got hit by a train..." Graypaw slurred again, staggering as he sat down at the table. "because. You just. Got punched. By Storm. Paw." Firepaw replied and held up his razor for all the table to see. "Well, I have a better idea" Cinderpaw said. "Really? Do tell us" Ravenpaw said sarcastically. The apprentice had his eyes on Firepaw's razor when he dropped it. "THE WORLDS GOIN TO END! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE!" He screamed. Sorrelpaw flciked a piece of corn in his eyes. "I'M BLIND!" Sorrelpaw slapped her forehead. Cinderpaw inhaled and then announced. "FOOD FIGHT!" --- The six friends had all gotten to skip their fifth and six blocks which were Petalnose for science and Sharpclaw for history. Now they were making their way towards seventh block--- Clovertail, for elective. Only, because they had to scrub tables AND go take a bath down at the wash room which was four buildings away. Clovertail was right now, assinging dorms to all of them, Crowpaw ending up with Graypaw and Ravenpaw, as his friend had told him earlier. Crowpaw flopped down backwards on his bed. "This. Is torture" He mumbled. Graypaw sat up from his bed and looked at him. "Hey, be happy you got stuck with Mr. The Worlds Going To End Everytime Firepaw Drops His Razor instead of Ms. Start A Food Fight In The Cafeteria Lady" "You do have a point I suppose" Crowpaw mumbled. The only sound he was hearing was the steady drum of water as it splashed against the bottom of the shower, where Ravenpaw was at currently. "Well, I'm tired" "Then go to bed" "I am, now goodnight" Crowpaw mumbled into his pillow. Graypaw shrugged and did the same.
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Post by loudpaw on Sept 24, 2007 18:57:49 GMT -5
I DIED LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love Ravenpaw - "THE WORLDS GOING TO END!!!! I AM GOING TO DIE. Sorrelpaw flicked a peice of corn at him. IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!" Firepaw being EMO!!! LOLZ And Cinderpaw is awesome too!! Oh and I love when Crowpaw named Snowfur's family tree! Am I going insane?
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Post by .Swiftclaw. on Sept 25, 2007 12:44:18 GMT -5
OMG that is soooo funny!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D please write more! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!
And plz check out my fanfics: The Love That Never Was Impossible Decision (One-shots) The Darkness Rising (Saga)
Thanx!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Shadowstar on Sept 25, 2007 13:39:59 GMT -5
Oh my, brilliant. You have to keep wqriting this lol. Graypaw is a crack addict, and Firestar's an emo lol thats hilarious. And I loved the part with Tigerstar where he was like "Noooooooo! NOT THE PORN! REDTAIL WILL PAY!" hahahahahhahahahahahha so funny.
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Post by Frostbite on Sept 27, 2007 18:43:21 GMT -5
.....MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE!!!!!!!!! *drool*
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Post by Pantherfoot on Sept 29, 2007 20:14:59 GMT -5
XD that WAS funny!
i love how they all seem to have major problems. is this a "special" school?
Btw, it's kinda tough to read it. you need to space the lines out a bit more. just for convenience
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Post by Tawnyfire on Sept 29, 2007 20:50:03 GMT -5
Well, I would space it out, but I have, like, another chapter posted on another site and whenever I double space on there, it spaces out but whenever I post it on here, it doesn't...
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Post by Dewcloud on Sept 30, 2007 10:31:37 GMT -5
OMG this is so friggin hilarious!!! Firepaw goes emo...I love it! KEEP WRITING!
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Post by Mossleg on Sept 30, 2007 11:15:00 GMT -5
A sixth-grader crack addict? Wow, Graypaw has some problems...
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Post by Pantherfoot on Sept 30, 2007 12:02:44 GMT -5
huh. weird.....just keep trying to space it, though
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Post by Pantherfoot on Sept 30, 2007 12:05:05 GMT -5
though i'd like to see Firepaw x andpaw
Emo x Attention sleeper....XD
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Post by .Swiftclaw. on Sept 30, 2007 12:57:01 GMT -5
Please continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this story it's one of the funniest I've ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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