Post by Pantherfoot on Sept 26, 2007 16:24:26 GMT -5
Title: What REALLY happened to Redtail Chapters: Anywhere from 2-5 Author: Pantherfoot (a.k.a. Pantherwing) Pairing: None Rating: G Summary: Redtail's awfully lazy these days. What can ThunderClan do about it? Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, nor Nintendo or any of it's products Beta: None. Cover: None. Why should it have one? It' not that long.
What REALLY happened to Redtail
Redtail: *sleeping on Sunngrocks* Tigerclaw: *playing Nintendo DS* Curse you Bowser! Oakheart: *on a different rock a ways off * Ha ha! Tigerclaw: Hey! Oakheart! What are you doing here? Oakheart: Kicking butt in Pokémon, that’s what! Redtail: ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz Tigerclaw: Redtail? That’s your cue! Redtail: ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz Tigerclaw: *sighs* fine. ThunderClan, Attack! *Ferocious battle commences, with Redtail still sleeping* Tigerclaw: Wait a second! Oakheart, I’ll play you at Mario Kart for Sunningrocks! *Battle stops* ThunderClan warriors: WHAT!?!? Mousefur: But you’re terrible at that game! Bramblekit beat you last week, remember? Tigerclaw: But I’ve been practicing! *pulls out DS* Oakheart: It’s on! *does the same* Tigerclaw & Oakheart: *both playing Mario Kart*
A few minutes later…
Oakheart: Yes! I won! Now Sunningrocks is RiverClan’s! ThunderClan: *flees* Tigerclaw: I’ll beat you next time, Oakheart! *drags a sleeping Redtail back to camp*
I’ll continue later, if I get enough good responses. Please be easy on me. It’s my first Fanfic...
Redtail: *wakes up* Hey Tigerclaw, what are you doing? Tigerclaw: Um… going back to camp after Oakheart viscously defeated us in a battle over Sunningrocks? Redtail: WHAT!? Curse him! *Runs into camp* Tigerclaw: (to self) how is it that whenever we get FIVE tail lengths near camp OR Bluestar, he ALWAYS wakes up? He must have a special sense or something…
*In camp, a few moments later*
Redtail: And so, Oakheart defeated us, but we will get Sunningrocks back! So swears Redtail, Deputy of ThunderClan!
ThunderClan: *bursts into applause*
Mousefur: *rolls eyes* Tigerclaw: *Facepal- er, Facepaw* Frostfur: My hero! *faints* Runningwind: Oh, not again! Could someone get Spottedleaf, please? *Heads to the fresh-kill pile* Spottedleaf: *drags Frostfur into the medicine den* Frostfur, you really shouldn’t faint, especially with kits… Firepaw: Hey, what’s up with Tigerclaw? Sandpaw: oh, he’s just upset cause Redtail’s actually really lazy when Bluestar’s not around, but she won’t believe him. Firepaw: Oh. That explains a lot, actually…
*Later that night*
Tigerclaw: *Typing on his laptop* Maybe THIS will help us stop Redtail from being lazy! *Presses the Enter button*