Post by SandsofTime on Oct 7, 2007 16:04:23 GMT -5
Title: Anti-Solemn Into the Wild
Chapters: I don't know yet, probally one for each real chapter
Author: me, SandsofTime
Pairing: everyone who is paired in the book
Rating: G
Spoilers: yes, for Into the Wild, maybe more books
Summary: What happens when the Warriors cats go insane in the fist book? Read to find out!
Warning: sortof comical violence, and the words idiot, idioc, stupid, and What the Heck? Of course we will have the Warriors' swear words as well, but that's it!
Disclaimer: Erin Hunter wrote Warrirors, not me!
Beta: none
Cover: maybe...
Tigerclaw: Oakheart! Why are you in our territory?
Oakheart: We just want to party!
Tigerclaw: I don't know if you can do that... go ask Redtail.
Redtail: Why is it always me?
Tigerclaw: 'cuase you are deputy
Redtail: Oh. Yeah. And Oakheart?
oakheart: yeah?
Redtail: If you want to party here, you have to change your name to Stupidhead.
Oakheart: Okay! CROOOOKEDSTAR!!!
Crookedstar: eahyay?
Redtail(to Oakheart): What was that?
Oakheart(to Redtail): He loves pigs so he only speaks in piglatin.
Redtail: oh.
Oakheart(to Crookedstar): Change my name to Stupidhead!
Crookedstar: kayOay! tarClanSay! hangeCay akheartOay otay tupidheadSay! (tIay adlysay siay eryvay ruetay.)
Stupidhead: Hey!
Rest of RiverClan: Lets get this party started! Yeah! *forms into conga line* I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like ta.... MOVE IT!
Mousefur: What the Heck?!?! *faints*
Oakheart: Sunningrocks is ours!!!
Redtail and Tigerclaw: Oh shoot.
Oakheart: Did somebody say shoot? SHOOT THAT THUNDERCLAN FOXDUNG!
Random Queen: Oakheart! The kits!
Rest of RiverClan: YAY! *Pull out guns.*
RiverClan apprentices: oh yippee!!! *pull out cannons*
Redtail: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!
*ThunderClan runs away back to camp*
Bluestar: Are they okay yet?
Spottedleaf: So totally not but almost!
Bluestar: Good. Look at that falling star!
Spottedleaf: Fire will like totally save our like Clan!
Bluestar: how?
Spottedleaf: Why would i know? You ask StarClan yourself!
Chapters: I don't know yet, probally one for each real chapter
Author: me, SandsofTime
Pairing: everyone who is paired in the book
Rating: G
Spoilers: yes, for Into the Wild, maybe more books
Summary: What happens when the Warriors cats go insane in the fist book? Read to find out!
Warning: sortof comical violence, and the words idiot, idioc, stupid, and What the Heck? Of course we will have the Warriors' swear words as well, but that's it!
Disclaimer: Erin Hunter wrote Warrirors, not me!
Beta: none
Cover: maybe...
Proulouge
Tigerclaw: Oakheart! Why are you in our territory?
Oakheart: We just want to party!
Tigerclaw: I don't know if you can do that... go ask Redtail.
Redtail: Why is it always me?
Tigerclaw: 'cuase you are deputy
Redtail: Oh. Yeah. And Oakheart?
oakheart: yeah?
Redtail: If you want to party here, you have to change your name to Stupidhead.
Oakheart: Okay! CROOOOKEDSTAR!!!
Crookedstar: eahyay?
Redtail(to Oakheart): What was that?
Oakheart(to Redtail): He loves pigs so he only speaks in piglatin.
Redtail: oh.
Oakheart(to Crookedstar): Change my name to Stupidhead!
Crookedstar: kayOay! tarClanSay! hangeCay akheartOay otay tupidheadSay! (tIay adlysay siay eryvay ruetay.)
Stupidhead: Hey!
Rest of RiverClan: Lets get this party started! Yeah! *forms into conga line* I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like ta.... MOVE IT!
Mousefur: What the Heck?!?! *faints*
Oakheart: Sunningrocks is ours!!!
Redtail and Tigerclaw: Oh shoot.
Oakheart: Did somebody say shoot? SHOOT THAT THUNDERCLAN FOXDUNG!
Random Queen: Oakheart! The kits!
Rest of RiverClan: YAY! *Pull out guns.*
RiverClan apprentices: oh yippee!!! *pull out cannons*
Redtail: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!
*ThunderClan runs away back to camp*
Bluestar: Are they okay yet?
Spottedleaf: So totally not but almost!
Bluestar: Good. Look at that falling star!
Spottedleaf: Fire will like totally save our like Clan!
Bluestar: how?
Spottedleaf: Why would i know? You ask StarClan yourself!