Clan Party! }{ It's a party! Wahoo!

[mistshimmer]

Clan Party!

Title: Clan Party!
Author: Mistshimmer
Chapters: One-shot. That’s why it’s in the one-shot category, people.
Rating: PG (Crap and freaking, but nothing worse, are used a couple times.)
Pairings: FirexSand, SquirrelxBramble, LeafxCrow, BrackenxSorrel, DaisyxCloud
Spoilers: TNP, Firestar’s Quest, and SotC.
Summary: The Clans are throwing a party. Watch out for Firestar’s swinging rabbit!
Warning: Tallstar is acting strangely.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Warriors, Eragon, Harry Potter, Star Wars, or any of the songs the crazier cats sing. After all, if I owned Warriors, Hawkfrost would be a fluffy little bunny rabbit.
Beta: N/A
Cover: Too much work

Firestar: I’m bored. It’s hard being gallant and chivalrous all the time.
Cinderpelt: Yo, I dig, dawg. What up?
Firestar: Didn’t I just tell you?
Cinderpelt: Whatev. *does shoulder-rolling thing* So homie, what’s goin’ on in the house?
Firestar: Someone please make her go away.
*Brambleclaw drags her away*
Cinderpelt: Yo homie, stop it dawg!
Brambleclaw: No.
*Brambleclaw dumps her on top of Squirrelflight*
Squirrelflight: Ow. Brambleclaw, my love, may I take a dead rodent from the pile of recently killed animals of the class Mammalia?
Brambleclaw: Um, sure.
Leafpool: Let’s have a party!
Mousefur: w00tfullness! Party! PARTY!
Brackenfur: We don’t have any Kelly Clarkson CDs.
Sorreltail: Oh, shut up.
Brackenfur: You cut me real deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. How could you, Sorreltail? *sings* Breaakawaaaaaay…
*Cloudtail kicks Brackenfur away, Brackenfur lands in Mongolia*
Brackenfur: *sings* BREAAKAWAAAAY…
Random Nomadic People: Shut up!
*back to England*
Ferncloud: OMG! Brackenfur’s obsession with Kelly Clarkson songs is gonna do something bad to my kits! OMG! I must be overprotective!
Firestar: Stop acting obsessive-compulsive.
Leafpool: So where’s the party, people?
Daisy: It left with the fireflies.
Ashfur: What?
Daisy: I love you, Cloudtail!
Cloudtail: d00d, that is NOT gonna work out.
Dustpelt: *sings* I’m not here for your ent-ah-tainment, I just wanna—
Sandstorm: Dude, that is like soooo something GIRLS should sing!
Firestar: Ok…*puts party hat in his head* w00t! A PARTY! *lights switch off and a disco is revealed in the treetops* Let’s get it started and HOT! Let’s get it started in HERE!
Sandstorm: Firestar, my pearl, those aren’t even the words. *whacks him on head with a dead rabbit* Now act normal.
*Firestar seizes rabbit and starts spinning around*
*ShadowClan and WindClan, attracted by the noise, come into camp and start discoing*
Crowfeather: *sings* Take a look at my girlfriend!
Graystripe and Blackstar: Girlfriend!
Firestar: *sings* She’s the only one I got! *hits Onewhisker on the head with the rabbit*
Onewhisker: *knocked out* Wahoo!
Graystripe and Blackstar: Ba DA da BA da dum!
Leafpool: Aww, Crowfeather, how sweet.
*spotlight falls on Tallstar doing the Hustle on the dance floor*
Tallstar: I want the BEST of BOTH WORLDS…
Longtail: BAAA da ba ba BAH, DA DA ba da da BAH, ba da da DA!
Russetfur: BESSSSSST of BOTH WORLDS!
Brightheart: STOP IT! Jeez!
Tawnypelt: Does Hannah Montana even air on this part of the planet?
Onewhisker: Two words. Satellite. TV.
*Movie clip of all of WindClan clustered around a lone TV on the moor with a satellite dish behind it*
Tawnypelt: OMG. Mental image. MENNNTAL image.
*Phone rings*
Brightheart: *picks up phone* Hello?
Crookedstar: Will you keep the freaking NOISE down!
*movie clip of the RiverClan camp hosting American Idol*
Brightheart: Look who’s talking.
Crookedstar: Simon can’t hear the singers, so he can’t tell them their songs are crap!
Brackenfur: *picks up the other phone to listen in* Hey, Kelly Clarkson was on American Idol, and she’s the best singer EVAR!
Crookedstar: Galbatorix’s shoes! Stupid young tomcats. *Hangs up phone*
Brightheart: HEY! ERAGON IS IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE! OMG!! *jumps into space-time continuum to hug Durza* OMG DUDE YOU’RE MY ROLE MODEL!
Durza: Bwa ha ha ha…
Sorreltail: Continuing back to the universe where the sane cats live…
Brackenfur: Sorrely, my beautiful deathberry-lover, if that was true, Cinderpelt would have gone with Brightheart.
*movie clip of Cinderpelt confessing her love of Eragon to Arya*
Sorreltail: I think she did.
Firestar: *rapping* Snape is awesome! Snape is cool! So dig that homies, don’t go to school!
Sandstorm: Cats don’t go to school. *crickets chirp* Just saying.
Runningnose: *rapping* We did it, we beat them, wee Potter’s the one, and Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun! Wahoo!
Tornear: Dude, that is, like, Peeves’ song. You, like, stole it. Dig?
Squirrelflight: Excuse me, I have not yet perused the great tome of the Deathly Hallows. I request you leave out the main plot points.
Leafpool: I thought I was the smart one.
Crowfeather: It’s okay, sweetiekins, I love you no matter what.
Leafpool: Kewl.
Tallstar: *sings* Hey, I put some new shoes on, I’m gonna be—
Firestar: *knocks him out with the rabbit*
Dustpelt: Thanks, Firestar!
Whitepaw: Let’s do the YMCA song!
Birchpaw: Oh yeah! DUN DUN DUN!
Sootpaw and Birchpaw: Let’s do the Y!
Whitepaw: M!
Birchpaw: C!
Sootpaw: A! Everybody, Y!
Birchpaw: M!
Whitepaw and Sootpaw: C! A!
Brambleclaw: Those, um, aren’t, uh, the words, eh?
Squirrelflight: My flight of fancy, you seemed much intelligent when I first encountered you.
Thornclaw: Muscle does not intelligence make.
Firestar: Thornclaw, you’ve been watching too much Star Wars.
Thornclaw: Too much Star Wars not always is the culprit.
Leafpool: Or else you’re channeling Midnight.
Dustpelt: *with a lampshade on head* …You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost…Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around
Tallstar: *with his new notebook computer* Yo, everyone, look at my Sony VAIO! *cats crowd around* Isn’t it cool?
Firestar: Oooh…
Blackstar: Aah…
Graystripe: Wow…
All three: MINE!!! *A scuffle ensues over the laptop, and is settled by the computer motherboard blowing up*
Tallstar: *covered in soot* . That was random.
Firestar: *chases Blackstar around with his dead swinging rabbit while the rest of the cats laugh at their antics*
Graystripe: El fin.
Brambleclaw: Uh, bless you.
Graystripe: I said, el fin!
Russetfur: What?
Squirrelflight: I have cause to believe, after looking in a tome titled Spanish/English Dictionary, that those two utterances are taken to mean “the end.”
Graystripe: YES! Finally someone gets it!
Crowfeather: JOY to the WORLD, for CORN NUTS rule! We BARBECUED some PENCILS!
Cinderpelt: Yo, Corn Nuts ain’t the only nuts round here, dig homies?
Leafpool: You mean Crowfeather is a nut? OMG!! DEATH TO YOU, EVIL MENTOR!!! *leaps at Cinderpelt*
Cinderpelt: Yo, girlfriend, you should be actin’, like, all sweet to me, ‘cuz I’m gonna die in the next book. Gawd…
Leafpool: Oh.
Graystripe: As I was saying, el fin.
Blackstar: *electrifying himself with wires from the laptop* MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!
Graystripe: *covers camera as Dustpelt starts to smash coffee cups* El Fin. Good-bye.

[mistshimmer]

Please review!

[Wildpaw]

SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO FFFFUUUNNNYYY!! I died laughing people!!
I like Squirrelflight who uses looonnngg complaicated words!!!!!!

Sorry I just had one of my mad half hours!!

[mistshimmer]

Thanks

[ghostfeather]

that was hilarious! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
i like the part where Crowfeather sang, "JOY to the WORLD, for CORN NUTS rule!" i totally agree! i just finished eating some. teehee

anywho.....i thought ur story was really funny!!! ;D

[Autumnstorm]

Soooo random!!! ;D

Heehee. I love the Harry Potter stuff, but that could just be I'm a huge Harry geek.

[mistshimmer]

Thanks guys!

[mistshimmer]

It's OK, I'm a HP geek too

[mistshimmer]

Ooo...I have Karma!

[Iceshadow]

That's a pretty funny story!

[Mossleg]

Um...did you just steal my ideas from Fireheart's Birthday?
-cats not knowing the real words to "lets get it started"
-another Clan on the phone asking them to quiet down.
-Literally kicking Brackenfur out of camp
-someone pointing out facts only to have crickets chirp around them
-Everyone singing "YMCA"
-Dustpelt with a lampshade
-"chases Blackstar around with his dead swinging rabbit while the rest of the cats laugh at their antics" is almost exactly the same line as mine about Cloudtail chasing Fireheart with the pidgeon.
-Nobody understanding Graystripe when he says "fin".
-The whole Charlie Brown Christmas reference.
-the plot in general.

>:(That is not cool.

[Iceshadow]

i see...

[mistshimmer]

no....i've had this story in mind for a while now and i just joined...

[mistshimmer]

OMG i am so sorry...i haven't read your story before... but this story is MY story.
-the charlie brown christmas idea was suggested to me by my friend
-this is NOT a bday party...just FYI...there are no presents, "plot in general!!!"
-i saw a cartoon somewhere about a cat pretending to be a lamp
-ok, this crickets chirping when people point out obvious facts is neither yours nor mine, it has been used in comics and stuff millions of times
-Graystripe does not say "fin", he says "el fin", meaning "the end" in spanish. We were making spanish comic strips in school and we had to say el fin at the end and i thought why not put that here?
-my neighbors are really, REALLY big american idol fans. our other neighbors who live next to them said one night, they were having a loud party and the american idol fans called and told them to please be quiet...because they couldn't hear Simon. it was funny.
-the reason the cats don't know the words to "let's get started" is because I don't know myself! I dont listen to music really, and I was too lazy to google the lyrics so i said those were the wrong words, just in case they were. i wasn't sure.
-there was a school party and we sang "YMCA". what does it mean??? i don't even know what it stands for.
-excuse me for expanding on a line from harry potter..."percy was chasing fred and george around the room because they had stolen his prefect badge, while the rest of the gryffindors sat around and laughed at their antics." i don't think that's the exact same about percy but the "antics" part is the same. it's in sorcerer's stone. look it up.
-ok, all in all, I am very sorry you believe I have stolen your story, but I have not. It was a combination of ideas from school, friends, books, cartoons, and my own brain. I hope that you will realize this, and that no flaming is gonna happen here. OK? I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, mossleg. (nice name, by the way!)

[Mossleg]

I suppose I'll believe you...for now.
BTW: Original words to "let's get it started"='"Lets get retarded"
And YMCA means "Young Men's Christian Association" (Not sure I get it either)
And the "plot in general" part was a bit too broad, I guess. I was referring to the party and dancing.
Sorry if you thought I was flaming, but I just pretty mad. In fact, I am still suspicious, but don't hold that against me, and I'll hold nothing against you, and we can put this whole thing to bed.