StarWarriors Halloween Party }{ Humor

[kindledspirit]

Title: StarWarriors Halloween Party
Chapters: 4 or 5
Author: Kindledspirit
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Spoilers: Minor NP spoilers
Summary: The Warriors and StarWars characters are having a HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors or Star Wars.
Beta: Autumnstorm
Cover: None

Chapter #1

Fireheart: (with megaphone) DARTH VADER, GET OVER HERE!
Vader: *Breathes loudly* WHAAAAATT?
Firey: Want to have a Halloween Party?
Vader: *breathes loudly* Suuuuurrrreee.
AT THUNDERCLAN CAMP
Firey: The guests are about to arrive! When I say "Go", cut the ribbon.
DOORBELL PLAYS MARIO THEME


Sorry to stop in the middle of a chapter, but I'm tired of typing! I'll finish later!

[Autumnstorm]

Hiya Kindledspirit!!! ;D

[;R.o.c.k.y.w.a.v.e;]

Ha! Funny. And yes, I agree-Down With Millie. "Teach me to hunt! Teach me to fight!" 0.o

[mistshimmer]

I totally agree with DOWN WITH MILLIE too...can you see the political ads?

Silverstream: Millie took my mate. She took my life. She took my love. Vote Measure 38 and have her banished from ThunderClan!
Millie's owner: Millie left with that gray tomcat. I want her back. Vote Measure 38 for me to get her back!
Stormfur: I want my REAL mom...vote 38 and get rid of Millie!

Yay...

[mistshimmer]

Sorry, but campaign ads here in the good old US of A are driving me nuts...

[ghostfeather]

wat r we having campaign ads 4? (im a total dimwit)

i think Silverstream would want Graystripe to be happy!
i can't say i'm a fan of the dialogue for the comic book though....

....now i want corn nuts.....*rumages through pantry* Aha! i found them....teehee

P.S. i wasn't kidding about the corn nuts. i eating some as i type.
they're nacho cheese flavor.

[kindledspirit]

*Chap. 1 continued*


Firey: Come in!
Sandy: What's with the doorbell?
Firey: This is a fan-fic. Anything can happen.
Cloudy: I bet you hedgehogs won't fly in this fan-fic!
*HEDGEHOG FLIES OVER CAMP*
Cloudy: I stand corrected.
Bluey: Intruders!
Firey: GO!
Sandy: *cuts ribbon, and pumpkin confetti falls from the sky*
Bluey: AHHH!!! AN AERIAL ATTACK! *shoots guests and confetti with tranquilizers* GET THEM AWAY!
Firey: How did I know she was going to do that?
Kindledspirit: *gives Firey a crystal ball showing him a flashback of Bluestar setting up security cameras everywhere and giving all the cats tranquilizers.*
Firey: Oh, right. *drags Bluey out of camp*
Bluey: HEEEEEEELLLLPPP! WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE! *twitches madly*
Firey: Sorry about that!
Vader: *breathes loudly* Its oooook.

End of Chapter 1

[Autumnstorm]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE MILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is my least favorite character, and if I could kill off one cat in warriors, she would be #1 on the list!!! Haha! Campaign ad! I like it, and I'm voting! ;D

I like the part where Bluestar thinks there is an aerial attack. Yay!!!

[Heatherpool]

hehe funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mistshimmer]

Ghostfeather, we're having campaign ads because right now people are gonna start voting for "Measure 51- Take Back our Farmland!" and stuff in November. Then in a year there's the presidential campaign, and all the candidates feel they shold start advertising a year before people will even vote...so yeah...

[Splashwave]

I agree- Millie, go back to your Twolegs! And I don't think I know what a campaign ad is, but are these it?

Crookedstar: She's not in RiverClan! Vote Measure 38 and make sure that RiverClan stays kittypet-free!
Firestar: Don't let me go through the pain I went through with Silverstream! Vote Measure 38 and keep ThunderClan's leader happy!
Leafpool: Softfoots croud the medicine cat's den since they get hurt too often! Vote Measure 38 and help preserve herbs!
Every Available Mentor In ThunderClan: Training Millie will take too long! Vote Measure 38 and let us train real apprentices!
Duke: I want a punchbag. Vote Measure 38 and keep me in my prime.
Random Cat: Why would anyone want to keep Duke in his prime?

Anyways, funny so far! Continue!

[ghostfeather]

mistshimmer, oh..........ok then thanx! ;D

kindledspirit, continue!

[Shadowstar]

I dont like Millie that much either, but my least favorite character is Brambleclaw because he took Graystripes place as deputy. If he hadnt I would still like him. Sorry to all you Brambleclaw lovers out there, I dont mean to insult you.

[Autumnstorm]

Yes!!! A Brambley hater! I dislike him too. I also apologize to Brambleclaw fans.

Yeah, Millie is number one on disliked warriors list, then comes Brambleclaw. After that, I'm not sure...

[Mossleg]

Look, ppl, this is a place to post FAN-FICTIONS, NOT conversations about characters we hate and presidential campaigns! Go do that on the forums, and let Kindledspirit write her fic already!