Post by Warriors Prom on Oct 27, 2007 21:37:31 GMT -5
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Title: The Warrior's PRom
Chapters:
Author: Spottedpaw
Pairing: Stormfur x Brooke, Sandstorm x Firestar, Graystripe x Silverstream, Bluestar x Oakheart, Crowpaw x Feathertail, Spottedleaf x Firestar, Brambleclaw x Squriellpaw
Rating: PG 13 (for refrences to achol)
Summary: The prom of the Warriors' characters... It is after the book "Moonrise". And, the StarClan visit. It starts off as a gathering
Beta: N/A
Cover: N/A
Firestar: THUNDACLAN IN DA GATHERIN!
Blackstar: ... Right... Now all we need is the Riverclan...
Lepordstar: I WANT MY CHOCLATE!
Blackstar: ...?
Riverclan, ThunderClan, and WindClan: Don't you remember Blackfoot? This is supposed to be a prom!
Sandstorm: Which is why we must dance Firestar...
Firestar: But can cats dance?
Tallstar: I don't dance...
StarClan: *randomly falls from sky* I KNOW YOU CAN!
Lepordstar: Silverstream! Did you bring choclate from the sky
Silverstream: GRAYSTRIPE!
Graystripe: SILVERSTREAM!
Both: HI HI HI HI HI HI!
Sandstorm: Where's a dance without music?
Squirellpaw: I would be the dj, but I'll be to busy dancing with Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: WHAT!?
Squirellpaw: That's right! Over here bad boy!
Brambleclaw: Ok...
Bluestar: Oakheart should we tell them that you are the father of Mistyfoot?
Oakheart: Whatever, let's get drunk together!
Bluestar: OK! *Both run off*
Cinderpelt: I'll be the Dj! YO YO!
Everyone: Now... To set up the DJ stand...
*While everyone is setting up DJ stand*
Firestar: I've beening unloyal to Sandstorm doing this.
Spottedleaf: And?
Firestar: Well... I love you!
Spottedleaf: Yes...
Leafpaw: Hello!!! Apprentice here!
Both: S-sorry
*A few moments later*
Cinderpelt: Any requests?
*Cinderpelt is flooded by request line*
*Cinderpelt turns on Pon De Replay*
Silverstream, Sandstrom, Spottedleaf, Squirellpaw, and Feathertail: Hey... Mista DJ woncha turn da music up?
Graystripe: I can't!
Firestar: Tell that to Cinderpelt
Brambleclaw: That's the song idiots! They want us to dance!
Crowpaw: Ok! YMCA!
Feathertail: No! That's already used in too many fan-fics!
Everyone else: Huh?
Feathertail: Yeah! This is a prom for us, sure, but curently soemone is typing out everything we say on a device called a computor.
Spottedpaw: That would be me... *keeps typing*
Feathertail: As I was saying, none of this is real. And many people write fan-fictions. Mostly humorous like the one Spottedbutt--
Spottedpaw: SPOTTEDPAW! IM STILL AN APPRENTICE!
Feathertail: Right well--
Crowpaw: Something crawled up your butt when you died.
Feathertail: *ignores* Well Spottedpaw is trying to make it funny, but isn't by me babling. In fact, most people reading this are probably already dead of boredom.
*A bunch of random cats fall from sky*
Feathertail: Like that. But you see, many people have used the song YMCA in fan-fictions.
*Music stops*
Everyone: HEY!
Stormfur: Can I go say hi to the Tribe cats?
Firestar: But the music... and Cinderpelt's gone... and WAHH! *sobs*
Spottedleaf and Sandstorm: *are fighting over Firestar*
Brooke: Clan cats sure are strange... Except Stormfur...
Stormfur: Thanks!
Blackfoot: *Is eating Cinderpelt's pelt*
Squriellpaw: Daddy I'm scared!
Firestar: *is still sobbing*
Tigerstar: OOH A PARTY! I BROUGHT THE BEER!
*to be continued
Title: The Warrior's PRom
Chapters:
Author: Spottedpaw
Pairing: Stormfur x Brooke, Sandstorm x Firestar, Graystripe x Silverstream, Bluestar x Oakheart, Crowpaw x Feathertail, Spottedleaf x Firestar, Brambleclaw x Squriellpaw
Rating: PG 13 (for refrences to achol)
Summary: The prom of the Warriors' characters... It is after the book "Moonrise". And, the StarClan visit. It starts off as a gathering
Beta: N/A
Cover: N/A
Firestar: THUNDACLAN IN DA GATHERIN!
Blackstar: ... Right... Now all we need is the Riverclan...
Lepordstar: I WANT MY CHOCLATE!
Blackstar: ...?
Riverclan, ThunderClan, and WindClan: Don't you remember Blackfoot? This is supposed to be a prom!
Sandstorm: Which is why we must dance Firestar...
Firestar: But can cats dance?
Tallstar: I don't dance...
StarClan: *randomly falls from sky* I KNOW YOU CAN!
Lepordstar: Silverstream! Did you bring choclate from the sky
Silverstream: GRAYSTRIPE!
Graystripe: SILVERSTREAM!
Both: HI HI HI HI HI HI!
Sandstorm: Where's a dance without music?
Squirellpaw: I would be the dj, but I'll be to busy dancing with Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: WHAT!?
Squirellpaw: That's right! Over here bad boy!
Brambleclaw: Ok...
Bluestar: Oakheart should we tell them that you are the father of Mistyfoot?
Oakheart: Whatever, let's get drunk together!
Bluestar: OK! *Both run off*
Cinderpelt: I'll be the Dj! YO YO!
Everyone: Now... To set up the DJ stand...
*While everyone is setting up DJ stand*
Firestar: I've beening unloyal to Sandstorm doing this.
Spottedleaf: And?
Firestar: Well... I love you!
Spottedleaf: Yes...
Leafpaw: Hello!!! Apprentice here!
Both: S-sorry
*A few moments later*
Cinderpelt: Any requests?
*Cinderpelt is flooded by request line*
*Cinderpelt turns on Pon De Replay*
Silverstream, Sandstrom, Spottedleaf, Squirellpaw, and Feathertail: Hey... Mista DJ woncha turn da music up?
Graystripe: I can't!
Firestar: Tell that to Cinderpelt
Brambleclaw: That's the song idiots! They want us to dance!
Crowpaw: Ok! YMCA!
Feathertail: No! That's already used in too many fan-fics!
Everyone else: Huh?
Feathertail: Yeah! This is a prom for us, sure, but curently soemone is typing out everything we say on a device called a computor.
Spottedpaw: That would be me... *keeps typing*
Feathertail: As I was saying, none of this is real. And many people write fan-fictions. Mostly humorous like the one Spottedbutt--
Spottedpaw: SPOTTEDPAW! IM STILL AN APPRENTICE!
Feathertail: Right well--
Crowpaw: Something crawled up your butt when you died.
Feathertail: *ignores* Well Spottedpaw is trying to make it funny, but isn't by me babling. In fact, most people reading this are probably already dead of boredom.
*A bunch of random cats fall from sky*
Feathertail: Like that. But you see, many people have used the song YMCA in fan-fictions.
*Music stops*
Everyone: HEY!
Stormfur: Can I go say hi to the Tribe cats?
Firestar: But the music... and Cinderpelt's gone... and WAHH! *sobs*
Spottedleaf and Sandstorm: *are fighting over Firestar*
Brooke: Clan cats sure are strange... Except Stormfur...
Stormfur: Thanks!
Blackfoot: *Is eating Cinderpelt's pelt*
Squriellpaw:
Daddy I'm scared!Firestar: *is still sobbing*
Tigerstar: OOH A PARTY! I BROUGHT THE BEER!
*to be continued
