MIX-UP ON THE PROPHCIES LEVEL }{ humor!

[SandsofTime]

Title: Mix-up on the Prophicies Level
Chapters: as many Prophicies there are and maybe some aditions! ^^
Author: me, Sandsoftime
Pairing: there will be some but i can't forsee them at the moment....
Rating: G
Spoilers: yes, for ALL BOOKS
Summary: I'm not telling you anything!!!
Warning: .......
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors! Duh!
Beta: ....
Cover: .....

1:Fire alone can save our clan

Mosskit: I'm like so totally bored.
Quickkit: I like totally know like what you like mean!
Mosskit: If like only there was totally like something to totally play like around with...
Quickkit: You like still like to like play?!?!
Mosskit: Uh...no! Like why would I totally want to?
Quickkit: Oh, I don't know....like becuase you are totally like a KIT!!!
Mosskit: Well you like totally are too.
Quickkit: Too totally true.
Mosskit:Do you want to stop saying "like" and "totally" all the time?
Quickkit: SureWhaddyouwannaplay?
Mosskit: 0.o
Quickkit: Whatisitistheresomethingwrong?
Mosskit: 0.o
Quickkit:OhIseeyou'rethinkingwhyisQuickkitspeakinglikethatwellitsjusthowItalksojustgetusedtoit!!!
Mosskit:.....okay.....lets play with fire!!!
Quickkit:Butourmommysaid--
Both:"Never play with fire"
Mosskit:Who cares? Lets!
Quickkit:okaywheredowegetfire???
Mosskit: Use your head! We are STARCLANNERS so, if we wish for it, won't it just happen? We had to go through the pain of death!
Quickkit: okayonthecountofthreeone..two..three!
Both:WE WANT FIRE!!!
Mosskit: Nothing happened.
Quickkit: AAAHHHIMONFIREIMONFIRE!!!!
Mosskit: ooh. pretty!
Quickkit*runs around screaming*
DOWN BELOW:
Spottedleaf: ooh. Shooting star. Must mean...
Bluestar: Oh Hello Spottedleaf! Have you had a sign?
Spottedleaf*closes eyes looking holy*: Fire Alone Can Save Our Clan!
Bluestar: Fire?!?! What the heck is wrong with you?!?!

[SandsofTime]

2:Four will become two, lion and tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest

Lightmoon: You shuld know this by now, Lionpaw, four divided by two is two, or you can say-
Lionpaw: Huh?
Lightmoon:I was GOING to say-
Lionpaw: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Bir-
Lightmoon: YOU CAN ALSO SAY THAT FOUR WILL BECOME TWO!!!
Lionpaw: oh. much clearer to me now! *bell rings* bye! preybreak!!
Lightmoon:I'm so going to give you a popquiz when you're least expecting it...
CAFITERIA:
CafiteriaCat: Hi Lionpaw! What's it today?
Lionpaw: 2 voles!
CafiteriaCat: You're hungry today! Go to room seven, Tigerpaw is waiting for you. Also its private; the password is "Lionpaw is a stupidhead"
Lionpaw: grr.
CafiteriaCat: Don't--
Room Seven Door: SLAM!
CafiteriaCat: fight...
ROOM SEVEN:
Tigerpaw: Hi Lionpaw! Don't you just LOVE my password?
Lionpaw:Oh yes...if you like mousebrains and stinkin' furballs!
Tigerpaw: *gasp* How DARE you! it took me all week to make it!!
Lionpaw: *snobby sniff* That's the work of an inferior.
Tigerpaw: Growl!
Lionpaw: RAWR!!
Both: *fightfightfight!*
STARCLAN CARRION PLACE:
Cloudpelt: Hey Shortsnout! Lets paint the old bones red!
Shortsnout: Okay!
*paintpaintpaint*
Cloudpelt: Whats this button? *press*
Shortsnout: What did you just do?! The dumpsters are emptying over FIRESTAR'S leader ceremony!
Cloudpelt: oops.
FIRESTAR'S LEADER CEREMONY:
*brrrrring! brrrrrring!*
Bluestar: Oops! That's my cellphone! *goes off into corner talking*
Firestar: :( You brought your cellphone? I thought they were supposed to be turned off!
Bluestar*walks back*: Lightmoon is saying Four will become two....Tigerpaw and Lionpaw met in battle....Bah! Whatelse??
*Red bones come falling on there heads*
Firestar: Wah! This is the worst ceremony ever!!!
Yellowfang: you really think that?
Sottedleaf: Yellowfang, don't cry!
Runningwind: Yah! It looks so pathetic!
Firestar: *silently* hmm.... four will become two...apprentices battling...bloody bones...I know! That makes THE BEST PROPHICY EVER!! Four will become two, Lion and Tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest! Then I can kill Tigerstar! *outloud* YAY!!!
*Everybody stares*

[Silentstar]

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