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[Silentstar]

I hope you all think this is funny. I do my best.

CHAPTER 1

Bluestar: "May all cats old enought hunt gather under the h-"

Runningwind: We know the rest.

Bluestar: **Sighs** anyways, Fireheart, my uh... deputy, is kinda crazy right now. So, before he come crashing into camp.." **Is cut off by a scream and crunching of bracken** "I spoke too soon!"

Mousefur: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fireheart: PPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! I WANT PPPPPPIIIIIIEEE!

Graystripe: Did you hear him? He wants pie!

Squirrelflight: I have some in the fridge!

Brambleclaw: What fridge? **Giant fridge comes falling from the sky and lands ontop of Brambleclaw** (In a muffled voice) I just found out what happens when a cartoon fridge falls on a cartoon warrior cat.

Squirrelflight: What?

Brambleclaw: It hurts!

Thats all for now, please commet! (No bad stuff, please...) oh, and feel free to LOL!!!

[Silentstar]

Ok, here's chapter 1! Chapter too! Chapter 2! {At last!}

Squirrelflight: Hmmm, where did Brambleclaw go?

Brambleclaw: (Muffled) I'm under here!

Sandstorm: Squirrelflight, get Dustpelt.

Squirrelflight: Ok... **Runs off to warriors den**

Dustpelt: **Reading book**

Squirrelflight: Dustpelt...! Hey, what are you readn'?

Dustpelt: No time to talk! Dustpaw is getting his warrior name! ... Ooo, Dustpelt! I like that name.

Squirrelflight: **Slaps paw on head** Not WARRIORS again!? I already told you, that book sucks!

Dustpelt: Yeah, well what if I told you Dark River just came out?!

Squirrelflight: Uh... WHERE'S MY PURSE??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **runs out of den, then pokes head back in** Oh yeah, Sandstorm wants yah. **runs off**

Dustpelt: Oh, fine. But then I have to go read Firestar's Quest! I just got it. **Pads out and over to Sandstorm**

[Iceshadow]

not too bad

[Silentstar]

Thanks, Iceshadow! here's the third chapter! (Chapter 3)

[glow=red,2,300]CHAPTER 3[/glow]

Dustpelt: **pads up to Sandstorm** Hi, you wanted me?

Sandstorm: Yeah. I need you to help me get this fridge off of Brambleclaw.

Dustpelt: **Shrugs** ok, what ever. ** Begins to push**

Sandstorm: **helps Dustpelt push**

**When the fridge is finally off Brambleclaw.........**

Sandstorm: There!

Dustpelt: At last! **Scampers off to read book**

Squirrelflight: Can I get the pie now? Fireheart is begining to rob the state bank

Sandstorm: OK.

Snowkit: Hey, Brakenkit! Look at this big leaf! **Points to Brambleclaw who is flattened like a leaf**

Brakenkit: Cool!

Brambleclaw-Leaf: **Gets carried away by the wind**

Snowkit/Brakenkit: GET IT!!! **Run after Brambleclaw-Leaf**

Ok, there's chapter 3! Enjoy!

[SandsofTime]

lol!!!

[Silentstar]

Thanks everyone! Sorry, but I can't think of anything funny right now. But PLEASE check out my other books: Tangled Love (in WindClan seshon) and The Tribe Of Blue Winds (In Tribe And Loner Lands)

Thanks,
[glow=red,2,300]Silentstar[/glow]

[Silentstar]

[glow=red,2,300]CHAPTER 4[/glow]

Fireheart: I know everything!!!!!!!!

Tigerclaw: No you don't

Fireheart: Yes I do

Tigerclaw: No you don't

Fireheart: Yes I do

Tigerclaw: Then whats 123,00008586,65655,4365,9999,756 [glow=red,2,300]+[/glow] 123,5969506,77774,567860?

Fireheart: Uhhh... hold on just one second... (goes behind bush) **beeping noises**

Tigerclaw: Well???

Fireheart: Uhh... 89898,9090uhhh....796876968,45756544,ummm...657890,dyhhh......6796079, uhhh.....hhhhhhhhyyyggggggg......bbbbrrrrwww.... DANG THIS STUPID CACLCULATOR!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN EVER READ THESE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerclaw: hahahahah!!!!! You DON't know everythieng! ahahahahah!!!!

Fireheart: Uh... Tigerclaw? you don't spel everything with ie, just i.

Tigerclaw: oh, ok. **fixes text**

Fireheart: Got it?

Tigerclaw: yeah. hahahahah!!!!! You DON't know everythieng! ahahahahah!!!!

Fireheart: Much better.

**END OF CHAPTER 1**

[Silentstar]

Opps! I typed chapter 1! I ment Chapter 4!!! hehehe...

[Raincloud]

Snowkit: Hey, Brakenkit! Look at this big leaf! **Points to Brambleclaw who is flattened like a leaf**

Brakenkit: Cool!

Brambleclaw-Leaf: **Gets carried away by the wind**

Snowkit/Brakenkit: GET IT!!! **Run after Brambleclaw-Leaf**

LOL XD

[Ghostfur]

THAT IS FUNNY!
You know who I am right?
Also know as Rainfire

[Silentstar]

LOL!!! ;D ;D ;D Thanks everybody for the good comments!!! ;D And Raincloud, I've seen your parody, LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I think it's awsome!!! Well, here's chapter 5!

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 5[/glow]

Bluestar: **Is talking on cellphone** Hi, Redtail! How are ya in StarClan? Did you see Oakheart? Yeah, I IM him aaaallll the time, but dang him he never bought a cellphone in his life... only a computer! .... Oh, ok bye! **hangs up**

Tigerclaw: Bluestar! Bluestar!

Bluestar: Come in!

Tigerclaw: I have a question...

Bluestar: Yes?

Tigerclaw: Is this the scene where I kill you?

Bluestar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tigerclaw: Is this the scene where I kill you?

Bluestar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tigerclaw: Is this the scene where I kill you?

Bluestar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tigerclaw: IS-THIS-THE-SCENE-WHERE-I-Ki...

Bluestar: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID BUT THERE IS NO SCENE WHERE YOU KILL ME!!!

Tigerclaw: Oh, ok. Bye

Bluestar: Bye sweetie... have a nice day...

Tigerclaw: **Backs away slowly...**

***In the thunderclan camp clearing**

Fireheart: Hi, Tigerclaw! How are you?

Tigerclaw: Fine until you showed up.

Fireheart: Oh, ok!

Tigerclaw: Get Whitestorm and Lionheart and take them on a patrol to find Brambleclaw.

Fireheart: ONE thing...

Tigerclaw: **Sighs** What?

Fireheart: His name is Brambleclaw-leaf.

Tigerclaw: **Head become very big and he leans tward Fireheart** I AM DEPUTY HERE AND I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO SO SHUT YOUR MUZZLE AND ROUND OP WHITESTORM AND LIONHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fireheart: **Recoils and whispers** But I thought I was deputy...

Tigerclaw: WELL YOU ARN'T SO THERE!!!!!!!!

Fireheart: SILENTSTAR!!!

Silentstar: Now what?

Fireheart: Well, Tigerclaw said that he was deputy but I should be deputy because Bluestar said I was deputy in the first chapter so if Tigerclaw is deputy then it just will not amke since...

Silentstar: Well, Fireheart... sorry... but here's the script... **Hands Fireheart the script** Now, look on page three, I have the positions of every cat on that page as well as their personalty.

Fireheart: **reading** Bluestar: Leader of thunderclan... bossy-boots and yells alot. Also IMs and talks on cellphone ALOT... Tigerclaw: The deputy of thunderclan. A brave, noble cat and has sharp claws. Silentstar's fave cat of all time... Fireheart: HEY!!! Tha's me! **Grins, then cotinnues reading** the worst cat in thunderclan... is very crazy and is best friends of Graystripe...

Silentstar: Are you done reading?

Fireheart: Yes.

Silentstar: And...?

Fireheart: Well, I found out why Tigerclaw is deputy.

LOL!!! Oh, and if you don't get why Tigerclaw is deputy, just ask me in comments!!! Thanks!!! LOL!!!
Tigerclaw

[heatherstripe]

tht's funny i like the part where you go Bluestar:bossy-boots and yells alot.

[Silentstar]

Thanks, y'all! I can't post tonight, Not enough time, but I promise to post sometime tomorrow and possibly tonight if I get the chance to sneek on! Thanks and LOL!!!

[Silentstar]

Here is finally chapter 6!

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 6[/glow]

Bluestar: My all cats old enough to drive, gather under the high-rock for a clan meeting!

Loinheart/Fireheart/Tigerclaw/Whitestorm/Runningwing: **gather under highrock**

Bluestar: Wha.... Oh, what the heck?! JUST ALL OF YOU STINKN' THUNDERCLAN CATS GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thunderclan: **zip under highrock**

Bluestar: Now, I have a few things to say; First, Thunderclan is too boring, so I wish to speak with my senior warriors after the meeting. Second, We have a cat that only speaks in typo's.

Darkstripe: Yu insalteng mee?

Bluestar: Last, LET'S ALL GO TO MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!


Thunderclan: WOOHOO!!!

Bluestar: This meeting is over. **jumps down from high-rock**

Loinheart/Whitestorm/Tigerclaw: **follow Bluestar into her den**

From the den: **yowling and punching noises**

Whitestorm: **comes stumbling out of den all beat-up**

Fireheart: Whitestorm?! What the heck happened?!

Whitestorm: I dunno. Maybe I'm not 'senior' enough.

Fireheart: But you're older than Bluestar!

Whitestorm: **whispers** she takes drugs.

Fireheart: **nods** oohhhh......

Bluestar: **jumps onto Highrock** May all cats rich enough to go to Disany World, gather under the highrock for a clan meeting!

**Tumble weed goes through the camp and crickets chirp**

Bluestar: **sigh** JUST GET OVER HERE YOU !@% CATS!!!

{NOTE: Sorry for the swearing there, but it must be done sooner or later}

Thunderclan: **zip even faster than before to highrock**

Bluestar: Me, Lionheart, and Tigerclaw have thought of a way to make Thunderclan better... From now on we will be known as DAIRY QUEENCLAN!!!

Thunderclan Dairy Queenclan: Dairy Queenclan!Dairy Queenclan!Dairy Queenclan!

Bluestar: Now... LET'S GO TO MCDONALDS!!!!!!

Dairy Queenclan: YEAH!!!

**All leave for Mcdonalds**

Brakenkit/Snowkit: **enter camp dragging Brambleclaw-leaf with them**

Brakenkit: Mommy! Look what we got!

Snowkit: Where is every body?

Brakenkit: Dunno.

Snowkit: Hey, look! **points with one claw at a peice of paper under the highrock** Here's what it says;

Dear stupid kits,
We are all going to Mcdonalds. Don't try to follow us.

Love,
Your Mommy

Snowkit: Well, that's just plain RUDE!

Brakenkit: Yeah, and I was just getting that craving for a milkshake.

I hope you all liked it! Oh, yes, and the chapter after this one will be the last. But don't cry, because I'll make a seqil, or however you spell it, and you can have more fun and LOLs!

[heatherstripe]

lol thats funny: dairy queenclan!dairy queenclan! dairy queenclan! i like that part.