Post by Pinecandle on Nov 23, 2007 15:14:56 GMT -5
Title: The Great Clans, Book One: Randomness
Chapters: 15 - 20
Author:Pinecandle
Pairing: [Rottengourd X Fakeficus
]
Rating: PG-13 For drug use
Spoilers:None
Summary: Cats of Randomclan must face their enemies in Stupidclan and Smartclan.
Warning: This isn’t really funny, just really stupid. It also contains some stereotypes that some might find insulting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, Harry Potter, Beggin' Strips, or Aerosmith.
Beta: None
Cover: Coming soon;Edit: Ugly temporary cover - i15.tinypic.com/6pji1y1.jpg
Author's Notes: I just randomly came up with this.
Stupidclan
Leeder: Smeartstar - orang taby she-cat
Deputee: Intelgenthart - broun taby tom
Medisin Cat: Geneioustale - yelloish orang she-cat
Warreeurs:
Cuningclauw - silver taby tom
Clevurhart - mud broun she-cat
Braneyclauw - darc broun she-cat
Smartclan
Leader: Inertiastar - light brown she-cat
Deputy: Gravityclaw - brown tabby tom
Medicine Cat: Catalystflower - silver tabby she-cat
Warriors:
Wedgeclaw - white tom
Leveragetail - long haired black she-cat
Platetechtonics - brown tabby and white she-cat
Randomclan
Leader: Moldystar - black tom with a speckling of white hairs towards the base of his tail
Deputy: Dogcookie - reddish brown tom that always smells like liver
[Apprentice, Trashpaw]
Medicine Cat: Flayedspinach - light grey tom with green eyes
Warriors:
Haggisheart - light grey she-cat with a strong accent
[Apprentice, Vasepaw]
Rottengourd - white tom with brown tabby spots
Printerclaw - silver tabby she-cat
[Apprentice, Tarheelpaw]
Rugtail - spotted brown tabby tom
Fakeficus - silvery grey she-cat with dark green eyes
[Apprentice, Cellpaw]
Marysue - beautiful silvery grey she-cat with blue streaks and deep blue eyes; has perfect fighting and hunting skills
Staplefang - silver tabby tom who's front top canine teeth fall out everytime he bites something
[Apprentice, Uglypaw]
Sourdough - light orange-tan and white tom
Pottingsoil - black she-cat with small white spots
Drainageditch - blue-eyed tom with fur the color of cement
Lampshade - off-white she-cat
[Apprentice, Footballpaw]
Apprentices
Trashpaw - brown tabby tom
Vasepaw - brown she-cat with a white chest
Tarheelpaw - white tom with light blue eyes
Cellpaw - annoying silver tabby she-cat
Uglypaw - ugly brown she-cat
Footballpaw - Brown tom with white lines down his sides
Edit: Left out the queens:
Slothgrass - shaggy light brown she-cat
[Kits, Beggin'kit, Hardwoodkit]
Fakeficus trotted along a narrow trail through a patch of woods on Randomclan territory with Staplefang, her apprentice Cellpaw , and his apprentice Uglypaw. As usual, Cellpaw was talking in a very loud and annoying voice to Uglypaw.
". . .and then I was like, 'He said that?' and then she was like, 'Yeah, he's such a jerk, like Trashpaw,' and then I was like-"
“Shut up!” meowed Staplefang. “Do you want to alert Stupidclan to our presence? They’re throwing a party and we might get invited.”
Cellpaw stood up straighter a yowled back, “I’m, like, having my warrior ceremony tonight and, like, then, like, you, like, wont be able to boss me around any more, you, like, loser.”
“We don’t have time to go to a party, anyway,” meowed Fakeficus. “Moldystar said there was an important clan meeting tonight.”
[Later that night]
“May all cats old enough to roller skate come beneath the Hightoadstool for a clan meeting!” yowled Moldystar, jumping up on a massive smelly toadstool, the place where he addressed the clan. When all the Randomclan cats were assembled below, he yowled, “I don’t like the name Randomclan! From now on, we are. . . Pizzaclan!”
“Pizzaclan! Pizzaclan! Pizzaclan!” The clan yowled the new name together, joyous that they were now named Pizzaclan.
“Also, Cellpaw, you are brave, annoying, and annoying,” continued Moldystar. “You will now be known as Cellphone!”
“Cellphone, Cellphone!” chanted the clan.
“Uglypaw! You are the ugliest cat in Pizzaclan!” yowled Moldystar. “You shall now be known as Uglysweater!”
“Cellphone, Uglysweater, Pizzaclan! Cellphone, Uglysweater, Pizzaclan!”
"Now, all of Pizzaclan must sit vigil tonight! You too, Flayedspinach!"
Flayedspinach, the Medicine Cat, looked up from his den with innocent green eys, hiding the catnip that he had been rolling in.
Moldystar looked up at the sky. "We shall rise to be the strongest clan in the forest! Tomorrow night is the Gathering. Dogcookie, pick some cats to go." Dogcookie nodded and got to his paws, shaking his liver-scented reddish-brown fur.
Fakeficus tipped her head to one side and turned to Rottengourd, who was sitting beside her, smiling shly. "How many times was that?" she meowed to him. "Seven?"
He looked up, trying to remember. "There was Flowerclan, Rakeclan, Tulipclan, Partyclan, Globalwarmingclan, Tapeclan, and Harrypotterfanclubclan. That makes eight."
Chapters: 15 - 20
Author:Pinecandle
Pairing: [Rottengourd X Fakeficus
]Rating: PG-13 For drug use
Spoilers:None
Summary: Cats of Randomclan must face their enemies in Stupidclan and Smartclan.
Warning: This isn’t really funny, just really stupid. It also contains some stereotypes that some might find insulting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, Harry Potter, Beggin' Strips, or Aerosmith.
Beta: None
Cover: Coming soon;Edit: Ugly temporary cover - i15.tinypic.com/6pji1y1.jpg
Author's Notes: I just randomly came up with this.
Alliances
Stupidclan
Leeder: Smeartstar - orang taby she-cat
Deputee: Intelgenthart - broun taby tom
Medisin Cat: Geneioustale - yelloish orang she-cat
Warreeurs:
Cuningclauw - silver taby tom
Clevurhart - mud broun she-cat
Braneyclauw - darc broun she-cat
Smartclan
Leader: Inertiastar - light brown she-cat
Deputy: Gravityclaw - brown tabby tom
Medicine Cat: Catalystflower - silver tabby she-cat
Warriors:
Wedgeclaw - white tom
Leveragetail - long haired black she-cat
Platetechtonics - brown tabby and white she-cat
Randomclan
Leader: Moldystar - black tom with a speckling of white hairs towards the base of his tail
Deputy: Dogcookie - reddish brown tom that always smells like liver
[Apprentice, Trashpaw]
Medicine Cat: Flayedspinach - light grey tom with green eyes
Warriors:
Haggisheart - light grey she-cat with a strong accent
[Apprentice, Vasepaw]
Rottengourd - white tom with brown tabby spots
Printerclaw - silver tabby she-cat
[Apprentice, Tarheelpaw]
Rugtail - spotted brown tabby tom
Fakeficus - silvery grey she-cat with dark green eyes
[Apprentice, Cellpaw]
Marysue - beautiful silvery grey she-cat with blue streaks and deep blue eyes; has perfect fighting and hunting skills
Staplefang - silver tabby tom who's front top canine teeth fall out everytime he bites something
[Apprentice, Uglypaw]
Sourdough - light orange-tan and white tom
Pottingsoil - black she-cat with small white spots
Drainageditch - blue-eyed tom with fur the color of cement
Lampshade - off-white she-cat
[Apprentice, Footballpaw]
Apprentices
Trashpaw - brown tabby tom
Vasepaw - brown she-cat with a white chest
Tarheelpaw - white tom with light blue eyes
Cellpaw - annoying silver tabby she-cat
Uglypaw - ugly brown she-cat
Footballpaw - Brown tom with white lines down his sides
Edit: Left out the queens:
Slothgrass - shaggy light brown she-cat
[Kits, Beggin'kit, Hardwoodkit]
Chapter One
Fakeficus trotted along a narrow trail through a patch of woods on Randomclan territory with Staplefang, her apprentice Cellpaw , and his apprentice Uglypaw. As usual, Cellpaw was talking in a very loud and annoying voice to Uglypaw.
". . .and then I was like, 'He said that?' and then she was like, 'Yeah, he's such a jerk, like Trashpaw,' and then I was like-"
“Shut up!” meowed Staplefang. “Do you want to alert Stupidclan to our presence? They’re throwing a party and we might get invited.”
Cellpaw stood up straighter a yowled back, “I’m, like, having my warrior ceremony tonight and, like, then, like, you, like, wont be able to boss me around any more, you, like, loser.”
“We don’t have time to go to a party, anyway,” meowed Fakeficus. “Moldystar said there was an important clan meeting tonight.”
[Later that night]
“May all cats old enough to roller skate come beneath the Hightoadstool for a clan meeting!” yowled Moldystar, jumping up on a massive smelly toadstool, the place where he addressed the clan. When all the Randomclan cats were assembled below, he yowled, “I don’t like the name Randomclan! From now on, we are. . . Pizzaclan!”
“Pizzaclan! Pizzaclan! Pizzaclan!” The clan yowled the new name together, joyous that they were now named Pizzaclan.
“Also, Cellpaw, you are brave, annoying, and annoying,” continued Moldystar. “You will now be known as Cellphone!”
“Cellphone, Cellphone!” chanted the clan.
“Uglypaw! You are the ugliest cat in Pizzaclan!” yowled Moldystar. “You shall now be known as Uglysweater!”
“Cellphone, Uglysweater, Pizzaclan! Cellphone, Uglysweater, Pizzaclan!”
"Now, all of Pizzaclan must sit vigil tonight! You too, Flayedspinach!"
Flayedspinach, the Medicine Cat, looked up from his den with innocent green eys, hiding the catnip that he had been rolling in.
Moldystar looked up at the sky. "We shall rise to be the strongest clan in the forest! Tomorrow night is the Gathering. Dogcookie, pick some cats to go." Dogcookie nodded and got to his paws, shaking his liver-scented reddish-brown fur.
Fakeficus tipped her head to one side and turned to Rottengourd, who was sitting beside her, smiling shly. "How many times was that?" she meowed to him. "Seven?"
He looked up, trying to remember. "There was Flowerclan, Rakeclan, Tulipclan, Partyclan, Globalwarmingclan, Tapeclan, and Harrypotterfanclubclan. That makes eight."
that's...funny, but...