Comedy/parody }{ Shopping spree!!!

[Into the Mall]

Title: Into the mall
Rating: PG for some violence and swear words(mouse-brain)
Summary: The warriors finally get a break and come to the mall! Will it turn out to be a disaster or will it be a fun little trip for all of us to enjoy?
Disclaimer:i do not own warriors but if i did spottedleaf, siverstream, feathertailwoulnever die. Also i do not own the songs i will put on here and the stores.
Chapters:i dunno maybe 1-6 or more!Just depending how ya like it.
Author:Heatherstripe
Warning:goes all the way up to the sight!
Beta:n/a
cover:n/a

ENJOY!!!!!!!! This is my first one so please don't be harsh but please rate!!!!
CHAPTER 1

Firestar:Come on everybody it time to party!!!!!!!!!!
Brambleclaw:As the deputy Firestar i think that i should do the groups.
Firestar:Very well Brambleclaw you do the groups.
Brambleclaw: okay...... 1st group:me,squirrelflight,leafpool, brackenfur,and sorreltail. 2nd grou-*gets cut by leafpool*
Leafpool:Brambleclaw! We better see the monkeis first! Then the tigers!
Brambleclaw: Leafpool you mouse-brain! We aren't at the zoo!
Leafpool:Potatos?
Brambleclaw:What does potatos have do with anything? Nevermind i don't want to know anyway 2nd group will be:Whitestorm,Willowpelt,Frostfur,Sandstorm,and Firestar.
*LATER ON AS BRAMBLECLAW WAS GETTING INTERUPTED BY LEAFPOOL EVERY SECOND*
Squirrelflight:Bramble-monkey can we just ditch Leafpool and say that there is a potato store right next door?
Bramble:Squirrel-Squirrel sure, hey leafpool! There's a all 10% off sale on potatoes next door!
Leafpool:Really? Bye suckers!
Bramble:Now that we got leafpool away lets go to the Radio Shack!
*While they are listening to Move Along by the All-American-Rejects a familiar shape appears*
Leafpool:Hi!Bramble you lied! Meanie head! You better watch your sleep tonight because when you say something about potatoes it gets personal!*narrows eyes*
Brambleclaw:*to squirrelflight*:I think leafpool just threaten me.
Squirrelflight:Well i asked you if you wanna ditch her and you said sure. That she-cat gets very serious when you talk about her potatoes.
Brackenfur:Yea squirrel's right like one time i said that i saw a potato in shadowclan to mess with my daughter and leafpool left instantly.When she came back that night i lost my half my left ear.
*Bramble and squirrel look in horror,then slowly back away from leafpool*
*Big microphone-magig say*All ThunderClan cats meet in the courtyard at 12:00 pm!!!
Brambleclaw:Hey leafpool are you going to eat potatoes taoday?
Leafpool:I don't eat potatoes i'm a vegetarian.*brambleclaw looks very scared of her now* :o
Brambleclaw:So you think potatoes are alive?
Leafpool:I don't think i know.Anyways if you eat a potato today at lunch i have your grave ready!*she skips away merrily*
Brambleclaw talking to himself:okay i'm not sitting next to her.... :-/

[heatherstripe]

oops my bad i'm mean't it to be heatherstripe for name into the mall for the title......

[Lostsoul]

Lol.

Hey! Leafpool! It's a potatoe!

No, seriously. Mashed, in the fridge.

XD

This is really funny. Can't wait for ch. 2!

[heatherstripe]

Ok and thank you for the nice comment lostsoul! By the way if your asking why is heatherstripe writing this, well i didn't log in and yep i made this story! Any ways here's chapter 2!
CHAPTER 2: POTATO MADNESS!!!!
Leafpool: can we see the monkeys brambleclaw!please with a mouse on top!
Brambleclaw:ok leafpool let me say this very slowly.... we......aren't......at.......the.......ZOO!!!!
Leafpool:oh ok.
Brambleclaw:Firestar can i switch groups?
Firestar:no.
leafpool:you know brambleclaw potatoes will rule the world one day.
brambleclaw:that's it!i'm going to eat a potato whether you like it or not unless you stop talking about potatoes!!!!!!!
leafpool:ok but i warned you!bye bramble!*skips away merrily singing i'm a potato girl in a potato world!*
brambleclaw:well here i go eating a potato..... wait i have to check it first!*brambleclaw touches the potato which explodes in his face*
brambleclaw:what in starclan!!!!!!leafpool!!!!!did you make this potato explode!?!?
Leafpool:maybe........ i told you don't eat potatoes!!!!!
brambleclaw:so did you explode brackenfur's ear off?
leafpool:oh that!that was a complete accident!turns out i actually found potato in shadowclan and i was cutting it with a chainsaw and well i lost control and you don't need to know the rest.
brambleclaw:well okay.....i'm going over here now....
brackenfur:what!you chainsawed my ear off!!!!!I liked the one where you tore my ear...
brambleclaw:well there goes miss potato queen squirrelflight.
squirrelflight:i wouldn't say that she has like super hearing when talking about potatoes!
brambleclaw:that's a little scary......
leafpool:this isn't over yet bramble me and my potatoes will have revenge..... you'll see*she slowly steps in the shadows*
brambleclaw:when is this day over!!!!!!I want to go home and hunt some food instead of having this crow food!!!
squirrelflight:ummm.... brambleclaw that's uhhhhh potatoes.
leafpool:ok brambleclaw.... my potatoes won't explode but other things will.
brambleclaw:where'd you the dynamite anyway?
leafpool:i know people and they know you....
*sorreltail looks over with tail signals while brambleclaw shakes his head and leafpool starts slapping herself.*
sorreltail:did i do something wrong leafpool/a.k.a the spudding potato?
brambleclaw:wow i thought leafpool was scary but now she's frightening.
squirrelflight:yea.i really don't know her.she was adopted.
*speaker magig says that all thunderclan cats lunch is over*
*all the cats leave and they go back home to thunderclan*
brambleclaw:*yawn* i'm really tired.
leafpool:excellent...
brambleclaw:what?
leafpool:nothin good night bramble....

[Lostsoul]

Leafpool scares me....

This is really funny. They should end up going back to the mall for some weird reason, like they left Cloudtail there, or something.

[heatherstripe]

thanks and yea i should i also have a great idea for how they come back!
also i'm starting a new series in comedy called the suite life of featherkit and stormkit!

[Lostsoul]

Lol. Sounds funny!

Yay!

I have no life. Oh well. ^^

Can't wait!

[Patchpaw]

Potatoes!!! I like Leafpool. ;D

[heatherstripe]

warning:this chapter has gambling in it.
CHAPTER 3:LOVE AT FIRST POTATO
Firestar:all cats who are old enough to hunt please sit below the highrock!
Clan:what is it now?
Firestar:well you know that how i went to riverclan for a "special' reason.*clan:yep.*well all the leaders were there and we gambled alittle bit and i won 2,000 dollars!
clan:woohoo!!!!
Firestar:now for the money we're going back to the mall!
clan:ahhhhhhh.....
Firestar:hey!it was either here or the dump.
leafpool:why do we money for the dump?
Firestar:leafpool sweetie there's a potato in shadowclan!
leafpool:awesome!the potatoes are so much better than the mall!
brambleclaw:so when are we going to the mall?
firestar:today!!
brambleclaw*to squirrelflight*:yes!now that leafpool is gone she doesn't have to take half my tail off again!
Squirrelflight:how did she do that anyway?
brambleclaw:well she used the thing that skins potatoes.
*brambleclaw looks back to the memories an shutters*
firestar:ok everyone lets get on the bus and into our groups!
*bus gets to the mall*
firestar:ok cats windclan is here too so no fighting!!!
brambleclaw:i'm free, free falling, and i'm free, free falling!
squirrelflight:why are you singing that?
brambleclaw:i have my reasons and it starts with a free o and ends with f leafpool.
squirrelflight:ok just don't talk abo-
leafpool:hi ya guys!shadowclan didn't have any in stalk today. >:so i came here when i saw that the clan was leaving.
brambleclaw:leafpool, you scare me in so many ways.
leafpool:ok?i mean why i'm cute, lovable, sweet, and i LUV potatoes!!!!
brambleclaw:exactly.
leafpool:OMG!!!!!Crowfeather?why is he here?
squirrelflight:windclan came today.
*leafpool ignores squirrelflight*
Leafpool:i wonder if he likes potatoes too?
Brambleclaw:if he doesn't then he probably Will mischievously disappear.
leafpool:crowfeather!!!!crowfeather!!!!
Crowfeather:Oh hi leafpool!what are you doing here?
leafpool:potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes.
crowfeather:What are you talking about!you guys got to go last week!
leafpool:yea i know but potatoes!
crowfeather:ok i guess that's alright....
brambleclaw:that s some-what creepy...
squirrelflight:yep.
brambleclaw:brackenfur can you go tell leafpool to meet sorreltail in the restroom.
brackenfur:ok.leafpool there's a potato in the she-cats restroom!
leafpool:i'll be back.
*leafpool goes to the restroom and doesn't see a potato gets mad an finds a kit called icekit lurking and locks her in the closet.*
*while leafpool was doing that the thunderclan cats had to go down to the buses and hurries down.*
brambleclaw:did you find your potato leafpool?
leafpool:no.
*they get to thunderclan and it is already dark and everyone goes to bed.
icekit:hello?i want my mommy.. a she-cat got mad and thought i was a potato eater monster.....help i'm scared.she called herself the potato eater denilenator....she scares me.

[heatherstripe]

hope you guys like this one!!!

[Airilae-Chan]

Lol! I love it, its hilarious! Leafpool is so funny! I never knew someone could like potatos so much...

[Lostsoul]

I didn't know Leafpool and Crowfeather spoke patotoe...

Potatoes potatoes potatoes. Potatoes, potatoes potatoes. ^^

Heh, can't wat for chapter four. ^^

[heatherstripe]

ahh thnx guys thats really nice of ya.