This is chapter five everyone! The last chapter. There is a LOT of things that I didn't put in the disclaimer in this chapter. Sorry. Happy Christmas by the way.
Chapter 5
*MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ON THE TRAIN*
Brambleclaw was singing the song Umbrella.
" You can stand under my umbrella,
You can stand under my umbrella,
Ella, Ella, a, a, a..."
Every twoleg was staring at him and it was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. Brambleclaw lifted the umbrella up and twirled it. Someone's jaw dropped to the ground and shattered into a million pieces.
Brambleclaw was home! He carefully minded the gap and ran off, it was almost dark already.
*MEANWHILE, AT BURGER HQ*
Hawkfrost had had enough. He fell to the ground and roared at the top of his voice:
" WHERE IS HE!?!?!?"
He stared at the door, willing it to open and for Brambleclaw to walk in. Unfortunately, it didn't.
Hawkfrost was ready to give up and switch to plan B. Which was explode Burger HQ and pretend nothing ever happened.
*MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN BURGER HQ*
Tawnypelt was sitting in a pitch black room on her laptop. Which she had bought from eBay. It illuminated her face, making the whole scene very dramatic. She was grinning like a maniac, typing away.
" Hawkfrost shall pay..." She muttered, dramatically pressing the enter key.
* MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST*
Brambleclaw was running as fast as he could. Which wasn't easy, considering his huge umbrella.
" Almost...there..." He panted.
Then he stopped.
Dead in his tracks.
Brambleclaw's first though was ' I-have-gone-insane-blink-slowly'.
So thats what he did. Nothing happened.
So, Brambleclaw blinked again. Still there.
Again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Faster now.
Brambleclaw was blinking so fast his eyes were hurting.
" Vanish already!" He wailed.
The clay building wasn't going to move.
Then, it dawned on Brambleclaw.
" H-ha-hawkfrost..."He stammered.
Then he fainted.
*MEANWHILE, IN BURGER HQ*
Hawkfrost stood in front of two big red buttons. One read A. The other B. Hawkfrost put a paw over his eyes and bought his claw to button B. In s-l-o-w motion.
*MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE IN BURGER HQ*
Tawnypelt was playing with her soft toys.
*MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN BURGER HQ*
Mothwing was playing her electric guitar.
*MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST*
Brambleclaw was sprawled on the ground, unconscious.
*MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE IN THE FOREST*
Firestar was being attacked by vicious rabbits.
MEANWHILE...
Russetfur twirled around in pink tutu.
MEANWHILE...
Crowfeather was drinking diet coke.
MEANWHILE...
Blackclaw was upset because Mosspelt had dumped him.
MEANWHILE...
Dustpelt was playing his Nintendo DS and was cheating.
MEANWHILE...
Blackstar poked himself in the eye with a mascara stick.
MEANWHILE...
Nightcloud was dying her fur green.
MEANWHILE...
Mistyfoot was pretending to be a dalek.
MEANWHILE...
Rainwhisker was reading a manga.
MEANWHILE...
Rowanclaw was eating chips.
MEANWHILE...
Tornear was watching Strictly Cat Dancing.
MEANWHILE...
Ashfoot was dancing to Strictly Cat Dancing.
MEANWHILE...
Webfoot was demanding that the channel was changed.
MEANWHILE...
The authoresses hands were getting tired.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw groaned and sat up.
MEANWHILE...
Hawkfrost's claw was as far away from the button as you are from world domination.
MEANWHILE...
Stonestream was in a boxing match and was losing.
MEANWHILE...
Ripplepaw was in a boxing match and was winning.
MEANWHILE...
Cloudtail was trying to curl his fur with a straightener.
MEANWHILE...
Tallpoppy was painting a picture.
MEANWHILE...
Whitetail was sunbathing at night time.
MEANWHILE...
The authoress wondered how many meanwhiles there would be.
MEANWHILE...
Tawnypelt was wearing a purple fairy princess dress.
MEANWHILE...
Mothwing was pretending to be at a rock concert.
MEANWHILE...
Leapardstar was meditating.
MEANWHILE...
Brackenfur was rapping.
MEANWHILE...
Littlecloud was watching a film called 'My Neighbor Totoro'.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw ran as fast as he could to Burger HQ with the umbrella.
MEANWHILE...
Measure one of Blackstar's eyelashes. Sideways. That's how far Hawkfrost's claw was form the B button.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw couldn't open the lettuce doors.
MEANWHILE...
Measure a piece of paper. Up-ways. Thats how far his claw was now.
MEANWHILE...
Daisy was shopping on eBay.
MEANWHILE...
Hawkfrost could feel the button under his claw.
MEANWHILE...
Leafpool was...um...nowhere to be seen?
" CCCUUUTTT! Leafpool where are YOU!?!" Pineclaw ( The authoress) screamed through a megaphone.
Leafpool stumbled on to the set.
Everyone glared at her. Leafpool cringed.
" I'm sowys, Pwinecws! I was eatings thws cakes!" Leafpool explained through a mouthful of cake.
" Now we'll have to start again!" Pineclaw declared through her megaphone.
Groans were heard from everyone.
" Fine, we'll start from Daisy's part."
Cheers and hooray's were heard.
" Action!"
MEANWHILE...
Daisy was shopping on eBay.
MEANWHILE...
Hawkfrost could feel the button under his claw.
MEANWHILE...
Leafpool was...FINISHING eating her cake.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw had broken the door and was staring speechless at the inside of Burger HQ.
MEANWHILE...
Oakfur was on a trip to Japan.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw burst through the door to see Hawkfrost who was pressing a red button that was labeled B.
MEANWHILE...
Hawkfrost saw Brambleclaw and gasped.
MEANWHILE...
Brambleclaw looked ready to explode, he was SO angry.
MEANWHILE...
Hawkfrost was praying that Brambleclaw hadn't bought any form of weapon.
MEANWHILE...
Suddenly, all the lights flickered off.
" I'm scared of the dark!" Mothwing wailed from another room.
Hawkfrost pressed the B button.
...
...
" Power cut!" Brambleclaw told him flatly.
Hawkfrost stared wide eyed at his brother. Brambleclaw raised something above his head.
Hawkfrost prepared to die.
Amazingly, he didn't.
" Look what I got you in London!" Brambleclaw mewed, handing him a brown umbrella shaped like a cat. Hawkfrost was speechless.
" Your...not angry?" He asked.
Brambleclaw opened his mouth but was shoved to the side suddenly. The shape of Tawnypelt appeared behind him.
" I AM ANGRY." She stated angrily.
" But...why, servant?" Hawkfrost questioned. He mentally whacked himself.
Tawnypelt's expression changed from angry to livid.
" SSEERRVVVANNTT!?!?!? You think that I am your SERVANT?!?" She roared.
Hawkfrost hid behind a chair.
Tawnypelt advanced, snatching the umbrella away from Brambleclaw.
" My plans are ruined because of the POWER CUT!" She screeched.
" That wasn't our fault-" Brambleclaw began.
Tawnypelt silenced him with a hard hit to the side. Brambleclaw rolled onto the floor, winded.
Hawkfrost once again prepared to die.
Tawnypelt raised the umbrella, ready to strike.
And then, the lights came back on.
The three cats slowly turned their heads to the B button.
Their eyes widened.
" Oh dear." Brambleclaw mumbled.
Then, Burger HQ exploded.
MEANWHILE...
Birchpaw was out hunting with his mentor. He looked up to see painted clay flying through the sky. He also heard Brambleclaw, Hawkfrost, Tawnypelt and Mothwing's screams. Birchpaw rubbed his eyes. A little while later he was lying in the medicine cat's den.
MEANWHILE...
The floor was coming closer to Brambleclaw dangerously quick. He could see his sister trying to hit Hawkfrost with the umbrella. Brambleclaw closed his eyes and prepared for pain. But, it didn't come.
He opened his eyes to see Hawkfrost and Tawnypelt under him.
" Thanks guys!" He grinned jumping off them.
" Wait! What about the rules!" Hawkfrost shouted after him.
Brambleclaw shrugged.
" You are now free." He meowed.
Hawkfrost bounded away like he had just won the lottery.
Mothwing appeared to be crying.
" Mothwing whats happened now?" Tawnypelt grumbled.
Mothwing sniveled.
" I can never be a rock star now...my guitar exploded..." She whimpered.
Tawnypelt strolled over to Brambleclaw.
" What should we do now?" She asked him.
Brambleclaw thought for a moment. Well, it was morning now, and even though he hadn't gotten any sleep, he wasn't the least bit tired.
" Wanna go to London?" He replied.
Tawnypelt grinned evilly.
" That would be lots of fun..." She muttered.
Brambleclaw smiled.
" To the train station!" He declared, and they both ran off.
Hawkfrost burst out of the bushes again.
" WAIT! The story is about two brothers! Not a brother and sister!" He cried after them.
Then he saw Mothwing.
" Mothwing...how would you like to go on a trip...to London?" He invited.
Mothwing sat up.
" I'd love to." She replied, smiling like a maniac.
Sorry about the rubbish ending! Wow, that really hurt my hands. Please comment!
