FUnNY warrIORS THinGIe }{ This is the seqel of...

[Silentstar]

For all you cats who haven't read my first pardoy, READ IT!!! This might not make alot of sence if you don't. But, here it is!

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Brambleclaw/Hawkfrost: (meet under a small bush and whisper)

Squirrelflight: (finds them) AHA!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Brambleclaw/Hawkfrost: (see her and quickly search their pockets for their halo's and angel wings)

Hawkfrost: Oh, fox-dung. My Halo's at the dry-cleaner.

Brambleclaw: What the-- why are my wings pink?

Squirrelflight: **evil grin** Guess what...

Brambleclaw: **gulps** what?

Squirrelflight: I MADE A HUGE CHOCLATE CARVING OF YOU, BRAMBLELY!!!!!!!!!

Brambleclaw: ...

Squirrelflight: Now, **grabs a butter knife** I shall cut his head off! **begins to TRY to cut off the choclate Barmbleclaw's head off** Darn! It isn't working! **grabs a sharp knife** this isn't working eather! **grabs a saw** Nor is this!

**A FEW HOURS LATER...**

Squirrelflight: **pushes in a guillotine** This-better-work!

Hawkfrost: Where'd you get that?

Squirrelflight: ebay.

Hawkfrost: Awsome! Now I can rule the forest for only 99 cents! **runs off**

Squirrelflight: **places Brambleclaw choclate thingie in guillotine** MUAHAHA!!! **pulls rope and...**

Brambleclaw: Nothing happened.

THE END OF CHAPTER 1

[Iceshadow]

;

[Silentstar]

Iceshadow, is what you did a good thing?

[Iceshadow]

Depends...

[Silentstar]

oh

[Lostsoul]

Hawkfrost: Awsome! Now I can rule the forest for only 99 cents! **runs off**

funniest part so far, in my opinion.

If you didn't do it before writing this chapter, I suggest getting really sugar high and watching 'Whose Line Is It, Anyway?' or 'Monty Python', or something along those lines. That's what I'd do.

No offense, but, this chapter wasn't as good as some of the ones in the original. *reason for the suggestion*

Still, keep going. ^^

[Silentstar]

Yeah, true, Lostsoul, my orgianal, (or however you spell it, lol), are pretty much the best! XD But... here's the next chapter!

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Chapter 2

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Tigerclaw: (Singing to Bramblekit) Mary had a little lamb, who's fleese was white as snow...and everywhere that mary went, then lamb was sure to go...

Bramblekit: (Slaps Tigerclaw) I AM BRAMBLECLAW, FOR THE 1,000,22,089 TIME, AND I... I ...(sits down and sighs), I just forgot what I was going to say.

Tigerclaw: Good, now go to sleep in the warriors den like a good boy and get some sleep.

Brambleclaw: Whaever. (Walks off)

Bluestar: I'm hungery. (Snaps fingers)

Silentstar: (Appears in the blink of an eye with a silver platter with a lid, and opens the lid infront of Bluestar and bows, to reveal some mouse bones surrounded by tomato slicings)

Silentstar: What the-- OK??!!?! WHO GOT INTO THE KITCHIN???!!!

Silentstar's Little Sister: (Whistles and scoots out of camp)

Thunderstar: (Appears from the sky, sparkling) I have a message for you Bluestar...

Bluestar: Get on with it.

Thunderstar: Uh...oh...fox-dung! I forgot it! Oh, yeah! **Ahem**... a cat, that is not even really soppossed to apprear in this Episode, will come down and attempt too kill you...

Fireheart: That...would be you, Thunderstar.

Thunderstar: ...Crap... (Runs back into the night sky)

Fireheart: ...That was random...

Runningwind: I AM SO S[glow=red,2,300]ICK[/glow] OF THIS PLACE!!!

Fireheart: ...Why?

Runningwind: (Sighs overly-dramadically and puts paw on forhead) This life as a warrior is too small and simple, and I must go on...to a bigger and better life...

Fireheart: ...Why?

Runningwind: Because I am Runningwind...

Fireheart: ...Why?

Runningwind: Uh...ask Erin Hunter...

Fireheart: ...Why?

Runningwind: I DON'T KNOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (Begins to pack suitecase)

Fireheart: ...Why?

Runningwind: Because I said so.

Fireheart: (Opens mouth)

Sandstorm: The reason he is always saying "Why" is because I'd make him buy me a Ticket to a Hannah Montana consert if he didn't, so he must say "Why" until the end of this Episode.

Runningwind: ...Why?

Sandstorm: Because I don't feel like wasting my money on a dumb ticket, AND i know that Fireheart can't say "Why" forever, so I know I'll get that ticket! (Smiles)

Runningwind:

Fireheart: You know, Sandstorm, your really clever, but not clever enough! I will, not until the end of this Episode, say anything but "Why"!

Sandstorm: (Rubs paws together and and smiles evily) Come on, Fireheart! Off to the ticket stand! (Grabs his paw and drags him away)

Fireheart: WWWHHHHHHYYYYY MMMMMEEEEE??!!!!

Bluestar: Because Silentstar hates you.

Tigerclaw: Hey, Bluestar? I'm going shoping. Want anything?

Bluestar: No.

Tigerclaw: Oh, come ON! I know you do!

Bluestar: Well... (Scribbles quickly into a small piece of paper and hands it to Tigerclaw) Here, my shoping list!

Tigerclaw: (Mouth dropsto floor)

List:
1. Webkinz Alley Cat

2. $1,000 dvd of "All Dogs go to heaven"

3. Diary

4. Ivy

5. Bubble blower

6. Candy

7. More candy

8. Fake rubber teeth XP

9. A pet puppy

10. Lily pad

11. Frog

12. pond

13. globe

14. Snake

15. Cumputer

16. A REAL mouse (Not Bones) Bluestar: **Glares at Silentstar**

17. Crown

18. Ice cream

20. All of the warriors books

Tigerclaw: Well, I'm not going to walmart, I'm going to Shopco, so I can't get you all this stuff...

Bluestar: I'll just give you another shoping list, then!

Tigerclaw: NNNOOO!!!! IF I BUY STUFF FOR YOU, I'LL BE BROKE!!!
(Races out of camp)

Bluestar: *Sniffles* People can be so mean...he totally forgot about ebay...**cries**

Ok, thats all for now!!! Sorry this might seem unfunny and random, but I had nothing in my head, so I just kinda... typed!!! XD Hope you enjoyed!

[Dovewing]

it was kinda funny, but the original was still better.....