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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 25, 2008 23:43:44 GMT -5
Title: Why are we so strange? Chapters: Don't know yet. Author: Me, Shadowstar, Rin, w/ever Pairing: Just read Summary: You wanna know? Then read it. Disclaimer: I wish but I don't own anything but the idea of this, and the characters I created. Authors Notes: Okay, so I'm making fun of my own book by turning the characters into cats and them making them all creepy. Now this should be fun... Charcater Descriptions Rin= Emberpaw Rin is evil, she likes black technically she's goth, but she isn't emo. Emberpaw is emo with icy blue eyes and dark ginger fur. Rin's got red, waist length hair and ice blue eyes. Storm= Lightningpaw Storm is evil, so is Lightningpaw. Storm loves Rin, but he isn't obsessed. Lightningpaw is obsessed. Lightningpaw has golden fur and dark blue eyes, Storm has dark blond hair and deep blue eyes. Elizabeth= Hurricanepaw Elizabeth has long, wavy golden hair, Hurricanepaw has long white fur. Both are smart and sensible, though Hurricanepaw is a freaky nasal geek who no one likes. Angel= Streampaw Streampaw's a prep; Angel's a girly-girl. Streampaw has grey-blue fur like Bluestar's, Angel has blond hair. Both have periwnkle eyes. Garret= Leafpaw Garret has dark brown hair and emrald eyes. Leafpaw's eyes are also emerald, and his fur is dark brown. Garret is quite laid back, but Leafpaw's always cracking jokes that aren't even funny Okay, so those are the main characters. Weird, but I hope it will turn out funny in the end.
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 25, 2008 23:56:56 GMT -5
Chapter One *Silence envelopes everything as our little vision focuses on five teenagers sitting in a clearing, one leaning against a tree with an iPod.* Rin: Now here we go for the hundredth time, Hand grenade pins in every line, Throw 'em up and let something shine, Going out of my--Elizabeth: Rin! *Rin rolls her eyes sarcastically, shutting the iPod off. Those of you who know the song Bleed It Out by Linkin Park probably know the next word in that song* Rin: What...? Elizabeth: NO SWEARING! Rin: It's not me, it's- Elizabeth: Shh! They don't have to know! Rin: Who don't have to- Elizabeth: SHH! Rin: ... whatever Garret: Pretty light.... *No one believes him until a pink light comes out of nowhere, Rin shields her eyes she hates pink, and then it hits them, turning them into cats. They forgot they were ever human* Emberpaw: Does. Anyone. Know. What. Just. Happened? Lightning. Paw? *Lightningpaw is too bust staring dreamily at Emberpaw to notice* Hurricanepaw: *geeky laugh* I betcha I could find it in the dictionary! Leafpaw: No one cares! Hahaha, get it? Emberpaw: Not. Even. Close. To. Being. Funny. Go. Away. Streampaw: EEW! Mud! I'll get my new fur dirty! *No, we do not know how she managed to replace her fur. We are all as clueless as you are* Emberpaw: Hey. Stream. Paw. I. Just. Remembered. Something. Aren't. I. supposed. To. Murder. You. Now? Streampaw: MUD! And who cares, psh Emberpaw: What. Ever. We'll. Just. Forget. About. That. Then. Leafpaw: Good idea! Get it? Lightningpaw: Emberpaw... Emberpaw: What. The. Heck. Do. You. Want. With. Me. You. Freak? Lightningpaw: *faints* She spoke to me... Streampaw: Eww, everyone move away from the creepy losers! Elizabeth: *snorts* Who's the other loser Streampaw? *Silence...* Okay, so that's it for chapter one. And no, I don't care if it sucks, I'm telling you, I'm really bored right now. I'll write anything
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chellurton
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Post by chellurton on Jan 26, 2008 11:21:01 GMT -5
Wow, that was great. Why didn't I think of that? Crow and Corvin would be awesome warriors, especially since they're partially cats already. Anyway, I really love Emberpaw.
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 26, 2008 16:41:21 GMT -5
Thans Lol, Emberpaw/Rin is awesome! Rin is totaly evil, she's just not emo. Because if killing your best friend doesn't make you depressed, nothing willl. And in my book, sorry to anyone who likes Angel, she dies. So yeah I'll get the next chapter up when I can think of a good idea
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 26, 2008 16:54:07 GMT -5
Chapter Two *Emberpaw sees the iPod she was holding as Rin* Emberpaw: What. The. Hell. Is. That? *Goes over and pokes with a stick. She poked the click wheel, so it turned on and blasted the next word from the Linkin Park song. Believe me, if you know that song, the word was cut out because, well, yeah* Emberpaw: What. Does. That. Word. Mean? Lightningpaw: I don't know... *swooning obsessive sigh* Emberpaw: You. Scare. Me. Leafpaw: HEY!!!!! LETS ALL PLAY WITH THE LOUD THING!!!! GET IT? *Emberpaw whacks him over the head with the headphones, causing him to faint* Emberpaw: My. Twoleg. Thing. It. Has. A. Lot. Of. Creepy. Emo. Songs. On. It. Actually. It. Just. Has. A. Lot. Of. ROCK. And. Linkin. Park. That's. Cool. *No, we do not know how she knows what Linkin Park is if she's a cat. We could just say that she has my iPod right now, I have the song that's playing. It's like mine, but in the story* Hurricanepaw: *snorts* Why don't we do something educational? Like reading? Lightningpaw: I can write something... Emberpaw: You. Can. Write!? What? Lightningpaw: A love story... Emberpaw: I've. Decided. I. Don't. Want. To. Know. Streampaw: I NEED MONEY TO GO TO THE MALLLLLLLLLLLL! Leafpaw: What's a mall? Hahhahahahah! Emberpaw: No. Wonder. I. Hate. You. So. Much. *whacks again* Streampaw: *dreamily* Mall... clothing Emberpaw: What. The. *repeats word in LP song, but without the ing at the end* Are. You. Talking. About? Streampaw: Malls... Emberpaw: What. Ever. *curls up next to iPod and starts listening to the song* Okay, so that's it for chapter two!
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rosiepool
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Post by rosiepool on Jan 27, 2008 3:19:36 GMT -5
That was awesome!!! My favorite charrie is Rin/Emberpaw! She's funny!!! lmao
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 27, 2008 11:20:36 GMT -5
Yeah, she's pretty amusing Hey cool, you did what I did with my siggy I like TDG too. I'm going to change the lyrics in my siggy, I need a Linkin Park song... Maybe bleed it out or One Step Closer... I like Never Too Late, I have it on my iPod. And Rin isn't as funny as Emberpaw... she's evil as hell though lmao.
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Post by Airilae-Chan on Jan 27, 2008 11:24:21 GMT -5
Wow, this is really funny! I love it so far!
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 27, 2008 12:10:49 GMT -5
Thanks Pineclaw You and Raincloud have the funniest one's so far in my opinion I'll continue soon
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 27, 2008 12:20:40 GMT -5
*Daybreak shines on the cats, heating up their pelts. Emberpaw is still curled up next to the iPod. And it's STILL playing* Emberpaw: *singing in sleep* I don't know how I got this way, I'll never be alright, So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit tonight, I'll paint it on the walls, 'Cause I'm the one that falls, I'll never fight again, And this is how it ends... Lightningpaw: *wakes up to the sound of Emberpaw* And she can sing, too *faints* Streampaw: Eww! Nerd! Hurricanepaw: *snorts* Where? Streampaw: I refuse to answer that. And I just noticed, I've went a whole day without going to the mall! I'll ruin my reputation! And hey, when Emberpaw's sleeping, she doesn't talk... Leafpaw: Emo? Hahahahah! Hurricanepaw *whacks over head* Emberpaw wasn't here to do it so *snorts* I did it for her! Emberpaw: *wakes up* I. Heard. Everything. You. Said. Stream. Paw. Have. You. Ever. Used. eBay? Streampaw: Eww! Probably nerdy! Emberpaw: Actually. It's. Like. An. Online. Mall. Streampaw: Forget what I just said! Where do I find it?! Emberpaw: It's. That. Way. *points toward Thunderpath* Streampaw: Bye guys! *the sound of pawsteps, then a car screeching, then a scream can be heard* Emberpaw: And. That's. How. You. Get. Rid. Of. An. Annoying. Freak. Like. Streampaw.
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Post by chellurton on Jan 27, 2008 15:20:02 GMT -5
xD This pretty good. I just love the way Emberpaw talks with a period at the end of every word.
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 27, 2008 18:54:43 GMT -5
Yeah she's emo
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Post by rosiepool on Jan 27, 2008 19:19:29 GMT -5
Continue!!!!!!!! I don't think I can live another day if you don't!!!! In my opinion, I'm glad Emberpaw got rid of Streampaw.
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Post by Shadowstar on Jan 28, 2008 0:07:54 GMT -5
Lol! This isn't the last of Streampaw. I have to go to sleep, exams tomorrow, but I love your avvie
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Post by rosiepool on Jan 28, 2008 10:23:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Thanks, yours is cool too. Hmm, I wonder what Streampaw will do to Emberpaw...[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]For anyone who who thinks so, I am not emo. I just like black and red and emo pics...[/glow]
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