Warriors: Into The Wild (My Version)

[rosiepool]

Title: Warriors: Into The Wild (My Version)
Chapters: Around 25
Author: Me!!!
Pairing: FireXSpotted, DustXSand, possibly others
Summary: Rusty goes into the wild (Hence the name), lives in a clan, and becomes a warrior.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing, sexual referances(sp?), and drug abuse.
Spoilers: Only for Into The Wild.
Disclaimer: I am the almighty owner of warriors!!!! Not really, but you probably didn't believe me anyway.
Beta: None
Cover: If you want a cover look at the one on the original Into The Wild book.

Chapter 1

Moon rises and flame-colored cat steps into a garden

Smudge: Are you going into the nest, Rusty?
Rusty: Yah, why not?
Smudge: It’s dangerous in there.
Rusty: Yah, right.
Smudge: No, really. They have twolegs and...and cat-eating gerbil-things.
Cat-eating Gerbil-thing: I’m a hamster!
Smudge: (Calling to hamster-gerbil-thing) Do you eat cats?
Cat-Eating Hamster-Gerbil-thing: Yes, I especially like the legs. They’re juicy!
Smudge: Told you so.
Rusty: Oh.
Smudge: Yah.
Rusty: Okay then. I’m going to the forest.
Smudge: (Waving with his tail) Bye!

In the forest

Rusty: Ooh a mouse!
Mouse: Ooh a cat! I mean oh no a cat-eating gerbil-thing!
Rusty: Where!?
Cat-Eating Hamster-Gerbil-thing: (From Twoleg-place) I’m a hamster!!!
Mouse: Oops (Runs away)
Rusty: (Hears paws thudding on the ground towards him)
Paws: (Keep Thudding)
Rusty: (See’s gray cat)
Gray cat: Boo!
Rusty: (Yawning) You don’t scare me.
Gray cat: Oh.
Rusty: Who are you?
Gray cat: Redpaw.
Rusty: But you’re gray, not red.
Redpaw: Oh yeah, my bad. My name’s Graypaw.
Rusty: Coolio.
Graypaw: Yah, what’s your name?
Rusty: Rusty.
Graypaw: Cool. (Ears prick up) Oh no, her comes some of my clan. Go!
Rusty: Clan? What’s that?
Graypaw: Must you know?
Rusty: Yep.
Graypaw: Fine, I’ll tell you, but I’ll have to make it quick.

Three hours later

Graypaw: And that’s what a clan is.
Rusty: Zzzzzz…Huh…Did you say something?
Graypaw: Go! They’re almost here! (Blue-gray cat steps out)
Blue-gray cat: We’ve been here for the past three hours, Graypaw.
Graypaw: Sorry Bluetar
Bluetar: It’s Bluestar!!!
Rusty: Ooh, pretty fur! Can I touch? (Reaches out a paw and touches Bluestar’s fur)
Bluestar: Ambush! (Runs away)
Graypaw: Wow.
Rusty: Yah.
Graypaw: Wow.
Rusty: Yah.
Graypaw: Wow.
Rusty: Yah.
(Yellow cat steps out of bush)
Graypaw: Wow.
Rusty: Yah.
Graypaw: Wow.
Rusty: Ya-
Yellow cat: We get it!!!!
Graypaw: Lionfart! When did you get here?
Lionfart: (Sighs) It’s Lionheart!
Graypaw: Dang it!
Lionheart: Who’s this? (Points to Rusty)
Graypaw: This is Musty. He’s a kittypet.
Rusty: My name is Rusty.
Graypaw: Are you sure?
Rusty: Yes.
Graypaw: Dang.

An hour later

Bluestar: (Gasping) I’m back.
Rusty: Hi, Bluestar!
Bluestar: Aah! (Lionheart covers her mouth)iss uh swudowcwan appwentice.
Rusty: What did she say?
Graypaw: She said it’s a Mallowcan apprentice.
Rusty: Mallowcan?
Lionheart: I believe you mean Shadowclan, Graypaw.
Graypaw: Really? Oops.
Bluestar: Why are you here, young apprentice?
Rusty: I’m not an apprentice.
Bluestar: What!? That means Oakheart’s dead!?!?!
Lionheart: That was random.
Rusty: Who’s he?
Graypaw: He’s the Riverclan deputy. I really admire him, though I’m not sure I like his name. I’d rather be Oakheart or something instead of Dopeheart.
Rusty: I thought his name was Oakheart.
Graypaw: No, I’m pretty sure it’s Dopeheart.
Rusty: I’m not sure…
Graypaw: I am.
Rusty: Okay.

[A/N]: I'll post the allegiances later...maybe.

[rosiepool]

Here's the allegiances:

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ALLEGIANCES

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Thunderclan

Leader:

Bluestar-mentally ill

Deputy:

Redtail-Fear of falling leaves

Medicine Cat:

Spottedleaf-Believes there is a clan that causes things such as fainting

Warriors:

Lionheart-Fear of rocks

Tigerclaw-Bad liar

Whitestorm-Memory loss

Darkstripe-Drug Dealer

Longtail-Scaredy cat

Runningwind-Wannabe Kittypet

Willowpelt-Acts like a kit

Mousefur-Likes every tom

Apprentices:

Ravenpaw-Always faints

Graypaw-Messes up everone's names

Firepaw-Over-emotional

Sandpaw-Obsessed with Three Days Grace

Dustpaw-Swears s lot

Queens:

Frostfur-Hore/very *friendly* person

Brindleface-Over-protective

Goldenflower-Hates kits

Speckletail-Thinks fighting is the answer to literally everything

Elders:

Halftail-Has TOD (Tree Obsession Disorder)

Smallear-Thinks he is a bird

Patchpelt-Thinks he's invisible

OneEye-Thinks she can see everything

Dappletail-Thinks she's a stripper

Shadowclan

Leader:

Brokenstar-FOD (Flower Obsession Disorder)

Deputy:

Blackfoot-Ch6t5p36k3r (Chatspeaker)

Medicine Cat:

Runningnose-Hates runny noses

Warriors:

Stumpytail-Drugattic

Boulder-Hates names with 3+ syllables

Clawface-Scared of battles

Nightpelt-Cannibal

Queens:

Dawncloud-Needs to have 'fun' constantly

Brightflower-Allergic to fleas

Elders:

Ashfur-Hates old age

Windclan

Leader:

Tallstar-Has to go to the bathroom constantly

Riverclan

Leader:

Crookedstar-Wants everything to be straight

Deputy:

Oakheart-SOD (Squirrel Obsession Disorder)

Other Cats

Yellowfang-Loves dirt

Smudge-Fear of twolegs

Barley-Goes crazy when alone[/glow]

[rosiepool]

Okay, here's the next chapters!!!

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 2[/glow]

Lionheart: Join us.
Graypaw: He’s a pitywet!
Rusty & Lionheart: (Stare in confusion at Graypaw)
Graypaw: What?
Rusty: What’s a pitywet.
Graypaw: I’m sorry. I meant kittypet. (Mutters to himself) Stupid Raypaw!
Rusty: Who cares if I’m a kittypet!?
Bluestar: Kittypet, Where!? (Runs up nearest tree)
Cat-eating Hamster-gerbil-thing: What was that about?
Graypaw: Eek! It’s rat-eating hamster-gerbil-thing!
Rusty: (Stares at Graypaw)
Cat-Eating Hamster-Gerbil-Thing: I eat cats not rats!!!!
Lionheart: Meet me at sunhigh tomorrow. You’ll join the clan then.
Rusty: Okay.

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 3[/glow]

Sunhigh the next day

Rusty: Eek! I’m late!
Smudge: Where are you going?
Rusty: I’m gonna join a clan.
Smudge: Which clan?
Rusty: You know about the clans?
Smudge: Duh, everyone knows about them.
Rusty: (Crying) I didn’t!
Smudge: So which one.
Rusty: (Still crying)
Smudge: Hello?
Rusty: (Still crying)
Smudge: Rusty!?
Rusty: (Sniffling) What?
Smudge: What clan is it?
Rusty: I don’t know…
Smudge: I hate you.
Rusty: (Crying) Why?
Smudge: ‘Cause you get to join them.
Rusty: Do you want to come?
Smudge: (Jumps to paws) Yes!!!
Rusty: Too bad!!!
Smudge: (Starts crying)

In the forest

Rusty: Hi Lionheart.
Lionheart: …
Rusty: I know you’re there.
Lionheart: …
Rusty: Why aren't you coming out?
Lionheart: (Yellow paw sticks out of a bush and points to a rock) There's a rock right there.
Rusty: So...
Lionheart: Rocks are evil.
Rusty: ... (Crickets chirp)
Lionheart: It might atack me.
Rusty: ... (Crickets keep chirping)
Lionheart: (sighs) Meet Whitestorm.
Whitestorm: Who's Whitestorm?
Lionheart: You...
Whitestorm: Oh, hi.
Rusty: Hi.
Whitestorm: Hi.
Rusty: Hi
Whitestorm: Did I say "hi" yet?
Lionheart: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss.
Whitestorm: Well geez. Have an attitude.
Lionheart: I will. (Pushes Rusty away)
Rusty: What the hell was that for?
Lionheart: The rock...
Rusty: What about it?
Lionheart: It was about to eat you.
Rusty: ... (Crickets chirp)
Whitestorm: (Pointing to Lionheart) Who are you?
Lionheart: (In Darth Vader voice) I am your father.
Whitestorm: Aaaaahhhhhh!
Lionheart: Let’s go.
Whitestorm: Where?
Lionheart: To the Thunderclan camp. (Gasps) I just realized there's rocks there.
Rusty: So...
Lionheart: Helloo, evil.
Crickets: Chirp, chirp.
Whitestorm: What's that sound?
Crickets: It's us you dumb ass.
Whitestorm: Whose "us"?
Crickets: The damn crickets?
Whitestorm: What are crickets?
Crickets: (Muttering to each other) What a dumb ass...
Whitestorm: Dumb ass? Where???
Lionheart: Who are you talking to?
Whitestorm: I...uh...I forgot...
Crickets: ...
Rusty: Wow.....
Lionheart: I know...

At the Thunderclan camp

Rusty: Who’s that? (Points at a black and gray tabby)
Graypaw: That’s Larkstripe.
Rusty: What kind of name is that?
Larkstripe: What kind of name is what?
Rusty: Larkstripe.
Larkstripe: Who’s Larkstripe?
Rusty: I thought you were Larkstripe.
Larkstripe: I’m Darkstripe!! Otherwise known as the drug dealer of the forest.
Graypaw: I knew that.
Rusty: No you didn’t.
Graypaw: Yes I did.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Rusty: Did not.
Graypaw: Did too.
Bluestar: Let everyone old enough to catch their own prey join here beneath the highrock for a clan meeting.
Graypaw: Let’s go to the Highsock!!!
Rusty: Where’s that?
Graypaw: (Looks at Rusty like he’s dumb) It’s right in front of you.
Rusty: Okay….
Bluestar: This is Rusty. He’s joining the clan.
Whitestorm: Who’s Rusty?
Bluestar: There’s a rusty car??? Where?

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Chapter 4

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[glow=red,2,300](Black cat bursts through the bushes)
Bluestar: It’s a spider!!! Run for your lives!!!! (Runs up nearest tree)
Rusty: Who’s that?
Graypaw: Havenpaw.
Rusty: Oh.
Havenpaw: Redtail’s dead! (Faints)
Whitestorm: Hi.
Lionheart: Spottedleaf! Ravenpaw fainted!
Rusty: Who’s Ravenpaw?
Graypaw: Him (Points at the black cat).
Rusty: But you said-oh forget it.
Spottedleaf: Curse you Faintclan!!!
Graypaw: There’s no such thing as Faintclan, Dottedleaf.
Spottedleaf: Then how do we faint?
Graypaw: Good question.
Bluestar: (Climbs out of tree and taps Rusty on the head) I name you Firepaw!
Dark brown tabby comes into the camp
Graypaw: That’s Ligerclaw.
Ligerclaw: I killed Redtail…I mean-erm, Oakheart killed Redtail!
Bluestar: Redtail killed Oakheart!? Nooooooo!!!!!
Firepaw: Who’s Redtail?
Graypaw: Thunderclan deputy.
Bluestar: Curse you, Redtail!!!!!!!!!
Thunderclan leaves
Firepaw: Isn’t there supposed to be a vigil or something?
Graypaw: Deadtail doesn’t deserve one.
Firepaw: Oh.
Ligerclaw: Oakheart was crushed by rocks…I mean-erm, I killed Oakheart in revenge.
Bluestar: Hi Ligerclaw!
Ligerclaw: Graypaw!!!! Did you say my name was Ligerclaw again!?
Graypaw: Maaaaaaaybeee.
Ligerclaw: It’s Tigerclaw!
Graypaw: Oh. (Turns to Firepaw) Let’s go to the apprentices den.
Firepaw: Okay.

At the apprentices den

Graypaw: This is the apprentices den.
Firepaw: And those are? (Points to two ginger cats)
Graypaw: Those are-
Ginger Cat1: I am Sandpaw and this is Dustpaw (Points to other ginger cat) Have you heard of Three Days Grace?
Dustpaw: Who the fuck are you (Points at Firepaw)?
Graypaw: This is Lirepaw.
Bluestar: Lire!? Where!?!?
Firepaw: My name is Firepaw!!!!
Dustpaw: I hate you mother fucker.
Sandpaw: Me too. I love Three Days Grace.
Firepaw: (Starts crying) Why?
Sandpaw: ‘Cause we do.
Firepaw: (Crying) What did I ever do to you?
Graypaw: Lirepaw?
Firepaw: (Still crying)
Graypaw: Hello? Lirepaw???
Firepaw: (Still crying)
Graypaw: Lirepaw!!! Stop crying!!!
Firepaw: (Sniffling) My name is Firepaw.
Graypaw: Whatever.
Sandpaw: I hate you, Firepaw.
Dustpaw: Fuck, I do too.
Firepaw: (Starts crying)
Graypaw: Landpaw, Gustpaw, Shut up!!!!!!
Sandpaw: For the love of Three Days Grace, will you tell me why?
Graypaw: ‘Cause he’s crying.
Dustpaw: Who, Firepaw? Naw, he’s just fucking pretending, bastard.
Graypaw: Oh.
Dustpaw: Fuck yah.
Graypaw: Good night.
Sandpaw: Three Days Grace says "Good night"!!!
Dustpaw: Good fucking night, bitches.
Firepaw: (Still crying) Good night.

[A/N]: Chapter 5 coming soon!!! ;D BTW...How come there's no replies? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! [/glow]

[Shadowstar]

Lol XD!

Whitestorm: Well geez. Have an attitude.
Lionheart: I will. (Pushes Rusty away)
Rusty: What the hell was that for?
Lionheart: The rock...
Rusty: What about it?
Lionheart: It was about to eat you.
Rusty: ... (Crickets chirp)

AND

Lionheart: To the Thunderclan camp. (Gasps) I just realized there's rocks there.
Rusty: So...
Lionheart: Helloo, evil.
Crickets: Chirp, chirp.
Whitestorm: What's that sound?
Crickets: It's us you dumb ass.
Whitestorm: Whose "us"?
Crickets: The damn crickets?
Whitestorm: What are crickets?
Crickets: (Muttering to each other) What a dumb ass...
Whitestorm: Dumb ass? Where???
Lionheart: Who are you talking to?
Whitestorm: I...uh...I forgot...
Crickets: ...
Rusty: Wow.....
Lionheart: I know...

AND

Graypaw: This is the apprentices den.
Firepaw: And those are? (Points to two ginger cats)
Graypaw: Those are-
Ginger Cat1: I am Sandpaw and this is Dustpaw (Points to other ginger cat) Have you heard of Three Days Grace?
Dustpaw: Who the fuck are you (Points at Firepaw)?
Graypaw: This is Lirepaw.
Bluestar: Lire!? Where!?!?
Firepaw: My name is Firepaw!!!!
Dustpaw: I hate you mother fucker.
Sandpaw: Me too. I love Three Days Grace.
Firepaw: (Starts crying) Why?
Sandpaw: ‘Cause we do.
Firepaw: (Crying) What did I ever do to you?
Graypaw: Lirepaw?
Firepaw: (Still crying)
Graypaw: Hello? Lirepaw???
Firepaw: (Still crying)
Graypaw: Lirepaw!!! Stop crying!!!
Firepaw: (Sniffling) My name is Firepaw.
Graypaw: Whatever.
Sandpaw: I hate you, Firepaw.
Dustpaw: Fuck, I do too.
Firepaw: (Starts crying)
Graypaw: Landpaw, Gustpaw, Shut up!!!!!!
Sandpaw: For the love of Three Days Grace, will you tell me why?
Graypaw: ‘Cause he’s crying.
Dustpaw: Who, Firepaw? Naw, he’s just fucking pretending, bastard.
Graypaw: Oh.
Dustpaw: Fuck yah.
Graypaw: Good night.
Sandpaw: Three Days Grace says "Good night"!!!
Dustpaw: Good fucking night, bitches.
Firepaw: (Still crying) Good night.

GO SANDPAW! THREE DAYS GRACE IS THE BEST!

[rosiepool]

[glow=red,2,300]Here's chapter 5. It's kinda short, I know, but deal with it!

Thanx 4 the comment Shadowstar! You make me feel special!!! ;D[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 5[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Graypaw: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sandpaw: Zzzzzzz Three Days Grace zzzzzz
Dustpaw: Zzzzz fuck zzzzzzz
Firepaw: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tigerclaw: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graypaw: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Sandpaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Help me Three Days Grace!!!
Dustpaw: Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
Firepaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Bluestar: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Tigerclaw: Training!
Graypaw: (Puts paw to forehead in a salute) Yes Ligerclaw!
Tigerclaw: (Rolls eyes) COME ON!!!!!
Firepaw: Yes sir!

At the training hollow

Tigerclaw: Hunting crouch, now!
Firepaw: Yes sir (Drops to the ground and demonstrates perfect hunting crouch)
Tigerclaw: You suck.
Firepaw: (Starts Crying) Why?
Tigerclaw: Because you’re good…I mean-erm, horrible.
Firepaw: (Still crying)
Graypaw: (Acting like a lopsided badger)
Ravenpaw: (Pretending to be a duck)
Tigerclaw: (Smacks head) Oi.
Lionheart: Go hunting!
Firepaw: (still crying) Why are you ordering me around?
Tigerclaw: NOW!!!!!!
Firepaw: (still crying) Okay…
Lionheart: Watch out for rocks!
Graypaw: Bet I catch more than you, Higherpaw!
Firepaw: (In a whiney-screamy voice) It's Firepaw!!!
Graypaw: (muttering) Okay. Just bite my head off why don't ya!
Ravenpaw: Hunting?!?! Now?!?! (Faints)
Spottedleaf: (From the Thunderclan camp) Curse you Faintclan!!!!!!!!![/glow]

[Shadowstar]

Graypaw: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sandpaw: Zzzzzzz Three Days Grace zzzzzz
Dustpaw: Zzzzz fuck zzzzzzz
Firepaw: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tigerclaw: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graypaw: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Sandpaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Help me Three Days Grace!!!
Dustpaw: Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
Firepaw: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Bluestar: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Now I will admit the Bluestar thing was random, but funny. Lol Sandpaw, "Ah! Help me Three Days Grace!" and then "Fucking ahhhh!" from Dustpaw. I love this

[rosiepool]

[glow=red,2,300]Thnx! I'll write more later on! Bluestar is supposed to be random, she's mentally ill...[/glow]

[Airilae-Chan]

This is hilarious! I love it so far, continue soon! ;D ;D ;D

[rosiepool]

[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 6: Part 1 I'll post the rest of Chapter 6 later...[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Firepaw: (Looks at the sun and starts crying)
Graypaw: What now, Lirepaw?
Firepaw: (still crying) For one, my name is Firepaw and for two, the sun hates me.
Graypaw: What makes you say that?
Firepaw: (still crying) It blinded me!
Graypaw: Stay here, I'll go get Polkadotleaf.
Firepaw: (still crying) And where would I go, I can't see where I put my paws!?!?

A couple heart beats later

Spottedleaf: (screeching from medicine den) Firepaw's hurt! I'll save (pronounced saw-vay) him!
Firepaw: (Got his vision back as he was only temporarily blinded) The sun loves me again! Yay!!! (leaves on a hunting assignment)
Spottedleaf: (Runs out and sees a leaf in Firepaw's place) Curse you ChangeCatsIntoLeavesclan!!!!!
Ravenpaw: Wow...
Graypaw: Hi Havenpaw.
Ravenpaw: There's a cat named Havenpaw!?!? (Faints)
Spottedleaf: ChangeCatsIntoLeavesclan and Faintclan are working against me!!!
Graypaw: ...
Ravenpaw: (wakes up)
Spottedleaf: Yay!!!!!!!
Ravenpaw: (sees her not-so-sharp teeth and faints)
Spottedleaf: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitestorm: Graypaw, Bluestar wants you to do something.
Graypaw: ...
Whitestorm: (staring at Graypaw like an idiot)...
Graypaw: Well what is it!?!?
Whitestorm: What's what?
Graypaw: What she wanted me to do.
Whitestorm: What who wanted you to do?
Graypaw: What Newstar wanted me to do.
Whitestorm: (Looking dazed) Where am I?
Graypaw: I'll just go and ask her...(Walks to the otherside of the clearing)
Whitestorm: I remembered!
Graypaw: (Runs over to Whitestorm) What?
Whitestorm: I-uh-I forgot...
Graypaw: (Sighs) I'll just go ask her...(Walks to other side of the clearing)
Whitestorm: I remembered!
Graypaw: (Runs over to Whitestorm) What?
Whitestorm: I-uh-I forgot...
Graypaw: (Sighs) I'll just go ask her...(Walks to other side of the clearing)
Whitestorm: I remembered!
Graypaw: (Runs over to Whitestorm) What?
Whitestorm: I-uh-I forgot...
Graypaw: (Sighs) I'll just go ask her...(Walks to other side of the clearing)
Bluestar: Aren't you going?
Graypaw: Where?
Bluestar: To catch up to the patrol....
Graypaw: What patrol?
Bluestar: Patrol!?!? Run for your lives!!! (Runs out of den and up the nearest tree)

.::. Meanwhile .::.

Firepaw: Who are you?
Cat: ...You can't hurt me!
Firepaw: Why not?
Cat: I need to escape my twolegs and-
Firepaw: Smudge!
Smudge: How did you know?
Firepaw: Because you have a deathly fear of twolegs.
Smudge: Don't tell everyone!!!!!!!!!
Firepaw: (Crying) Don't be mean about it!
Smudge: Oi.
Crickets: Oi.
Bluestar: Run for your lives!!! Crickets are going to take over the world!!!!!!
Smudge: Random...
Firepaw: I know...[/glow]

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[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 6: Part 2[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Firepaw: What's that sound?
Sound: Dirt, dirt, dirt, I love dirt.
Firepaw: Who are you?
Yellowfang: -smack Firepaw- Stay away from my dirt!
Firepaw: Since when was it yours?
Yellowfang: Since I said so!!!
Firepaw: (attacks Yellowfang)
Yellowfang: (bites Firepaw)
Firepaw: (scratches Yellowfang)
Yellowfang: Stop stealing my dirt!
Firepaw: I'm not!
Yellowfang: Really? Then what's that? -points to dirt on Firepaw's fur-
Firepaw: We were rolling on the ground, so dirt got on my fur...
Yellowfang: Aha! So you were stealing my dirt!!!
Firepaw: WTF?
Yellowfang: Weasels Try Fries?
Firepaw: What da fuck you talkin bout?
Yellowfang: -singing- Dirt, dirt, dirt, I love dirt!
Tigerclaw: What the hell are you doing?
Yellowfang: Singing about dirt.
Bluestar: You killed Oakheart! (launches at Yellowfang)
Yellowfang: Die!!! -attacks Bluestar-
Bluestar: @.@ -sings about the bad things about drugs-
Darkstripe: Damn you, kittypet. Now Bluestar might not buy drugs from me anymore!
Sandpaw: Three Days Grace says "What the hell is wrong with you fucking kittypet?".
Firepaw: (Starts to cry)
Dustpaw: Stop fucking crying you damn kittypet! You mother fucker!

Not very good, but I'm tired.Plus, my dad is home now...[/glow]

[Shadowstar]

Lol XD! Sandpaw and her TDG obsessions. Since I deleted my posts in The Cat Factor, if you're wondering how to get to my site go to my profile or go to:

emberflame55.proboards58.com/index.cgi?

That's the URL

[angelwing]

[glow=pink,9,999]Shadowstar, I bet you're site is as dumb as Rosiepool's Tiger's Love story. It's a very sad thing to know.[/glow]

[rosiepool]

[glow=red,2,300]You make an account and think I won't know so you come up here and try and tell Shadowstar off? I will tell you this: Leave us alone and we can be nice to you. END OF STORY!

Chapter 7 coming soon!!![/glow]

[Airilae-Chan]

I'm looking forward to it! ;D

As for Angelwing...
You are seriously starting to annoy me. Insulting people makes you look stupid.