American Idol Cats Style! }{ AI WITH KITTES!!!!

[Shadowstar]

Title: Warriors Idol
Chapters: I have no idea
Authoress: Shadowstar, Rin, w/ever
Pairling: None, it's just like gameshow. Well, there are references, but not important
Summary: Have you seen the show American Idol? Well if you have, this is Warriors style, if you haven't, shame on you, and go watch it! And you just have to love the judges...
Warning: Swearing
Disclaimer: I don't own the show American Idol, or any of the songs in this story. Or warriors. Except the charries(in this fic) are mine.
Editor: Nope
Cover: Well that would be funny... but sadly, nope...

Authoress's Notes: The judges, if it wasn't totally obvious, each represent the attitude of an AI judge. Now Lightstar cracked me up, and Darknesstar, well isn't it obvious who she'd represent? I had to convert this from Elementals to cats, so if there are some mistakes, just warn me. And if any of you wondered what Streampaw's warrior name was, well it's in here. If you're wondering, here are what the judges equal:
Darknesstar: Simon Cowell
Lightstar: Randy Jackson
Neutralstar: Paula Abdul
Oh, and Random Cat: Ryan Seacrest

Okay, so...

Auditions Part One

Random Cat: Welcome to Warriors Idol! Who will reach the top! We've also allowed ordinary cats to take part; so this should be interesting! Let's check out what's happening in the auditions!

Darknessstar: *drinking coffee* Eh, please, if I die at the sound of their voices, tell Darkkit to be careful when around sharp thorns...

Lightstar: That's just insane, dawg!

Darknessstar: Call me that again and I'll murder you.

Neutralstar: We're on television!

Darknesstar: Oh... you never heard anything... Ehem, first person!

*Lightningstorm walks in, gives Lightstar a look (or a glare), nods to Neutralstar, and a slight bow to Darknesstar*

Neutralstar: What are you going to sing?

Darknesstar: And please try not to kill me, alright? I have a Clan to lead!

Lightningstorm: How funny. I'll sing Scared, by Three Days Grace.

Darknessstar: This should be interesting *cough* Umm, go ahead...

Lightningstorm: *clears throat* And then I hear it creeping,
And then I feel it move,
I'll never sleep here anymore,
I wish you never told me,
I wish I never knew,
I wake up screaming,
It's all because of you...

Darknessstar: *laughs*

Lightningstorm: So real these voices in my head,
When it comes back you won't be scared and lonely,
You won't be scared you won't be,
You won't be scared and lonely,
You won't be scared you won't be, lonely

Lightstar: Yo, stop dawg! So, what do you guys say?

Neutralstar: I thought he was good.

Darknesstar: I'm alive. And believe me, that's a good sign.

Lightstar: You sucked. I say no way, and you guys?

Darknesstar: Lightstar, no one cares about your opinion. You just want someone from your Clan to win. Lightningstorm, I say yes.

Neutralstar: Two out of three, Lightstar you suck, you're overruled. See you in "Hollywood"

Lightningstorm: And what the fuck is Hollywood?

Darknessstar: We have no idea; it just sounded cool. Just show up at the lake on Friday.

Lightningstorm: Got it. Peace out... *leaves*

~*~

Darknesstar: Who's next on the list?

Lightstar: *rolls eyes* Emberflame...

Darknesstar: *evil grin* I've never heard her sing before...

Lightstar: I don't think I want to...

Neutralstar: Enter!

*Emberflame walks in, gives Lightstar the finger(cat-style lol), gives Darknesstar a jerk of her head in acknowledgement, then completely ignores Neutralstar*

Neutralstar: Hmmph!

Darknesstar: *nods to Emberflame* Hey, Emberflame. What are you going to sing?

Emberflame: Yo. Pain, by Three Days Grace

Darknesstar: I like that song...

Emberflame: Cool.

Neutralstar: *clears throat, then says in annoyed voice* Begin, then.

Emberflame: Pain, without love,
Pain, I can't get enough,
Pain, I like it rough,
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all...

Neutralstar: *whispering to Lightstar* She sucks...

Lightstar: Actually, I think she's good. You're just jealous.

Neutralstar: Hmmph!

Emberflame: You're sick, of feelin' numb,
You're not, the only one,
I'll take, you by the hand,
And I'll show you a world that you can understand,
This life, is filled with hurt,
When happiness, doesn't work,
Trust me, and take my hand,
When the lights go out, you'll understand...

Darknesstar: Shit, for someone who never sings, you're good!

Emberflame: Who says I never sing? I just don't sing in front of cats...

Neutralstar: You suck.

Lightstar: I don't think you suck. You may be a DarkClan warrior, but you can sing. You're though.

Darknesstar: I agree.

Neutralstar: No way, she sucks.

Darknesstar: You're just jealous that she never payed any attention to you!

Lightstar: That's what I said!

Nuetralstar: Hmmph! I guess we'll see you in Hollywood...

Emberflame: And what the fuck is-

Darknessstar: Be at the lake on Friday.

Emberflame: *shrugs, then leaves*

Darknesstar: Next!

*Streampool walks in complaining about mud*

Lightstar: Streampool! Welcome! So what will you sing for us?

Darknessstar: Notice when someone from his Clan walks in, he acts like a suck-up...

Streampool: Bubbly, by Colbie Caillat

Darknesstar: Oh god...

Neutralstar: Go ahead, honey

Streampool: Will you count me in?

I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
Cause everytime I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Where ever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Where ever you go

Darknesstar: This audition has taught me something...

Lightstar: What? That you like Streampool's voice? Because I do!

Darknesstar: No. That I hate this song. I say no fucking way.

Neutralstar: She's a yes from me

Lightstar: And me, Streampool, you were the best, you're through!

Streampool: Yay! Thanks everyone! *leaves*

Neutralstar: We forgot to welcome her to Hollywood...

~*~

There's a second part to the auditions, I just decided to leave off here for now. Tell me what you think!

[Quickpaw]

I hate the song Bubbly too! I was just watching American Idol too... now I'm going to imagine everyone as cats! Keep writing!

[Shadowstar]

LMAO! Now I'm gpoing to think of them all as cats...

[Shadowstar]

Auditions Part Two

Random Cat: Welcome to day two of Warriors Idol! The judges must be in a good mood, because-

Darknesstar: *laughs* Right...

Random Cat: Because so far everyone we've seen has gotten through. Now, without further ado, let us continue!

Darknesstar: How entertaining. Enter...

*Leafstream enters, calls a greeting to Lightstar, nods to Neutralstar, and just looks nervous when he glances at Darknesstar*

Darknesstar: *evil whisper* Welcome, Leafstream...

Neutralstar: Mother, don't scare away the contestants!

Darknesstar: *rolls eyes* Oh, you guys are no fun!

Lightstar: Right... *clears throat* Welcome, Leafstream! Now, what will you be singing for us, dawg?

Leafstream: I won't ask what the "dawg" thing was all about then...

Darknesstar: He's trying to be Randy Jackson; but things aren't working out for him...

Leafstream: Ah, I see. Anyways, I'll sing Thnaks for the Memories, by Fall Out Boy

Neutralstar: I've heard that song, this should be interesting. Go on.

Leafstream: I'm gonna make you bend and break
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys

Lightstar: Good joob, dawg!

Darknesstar: *rolls eyes* Lightstar, give it up. Yeah, it was cool.

Neutralstar: Unfortunately, when I say I've heard that song, I've never liked it. It's a no from me, but you guys?

Darknesstar: I'll say yes.

Lightstar: You're though, dog.

Darknesstar: Lightstar, you're hopless.

Lightstar: Is that a good thing?

Darknesstar: *smacks head off desk*

Neutralstar: Hey, you broke the table! *calls out door* AND WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD LEAFSTREAM! I hope he heard me...

~*~

Darknesstar: Is this... the last? *hopefully*

Lightstar: Nope, we still have two more.

Darknesstar: Damn it... who?

Neutralstar: *glances at list in front of her* Let's see, we have Hurricanefur, and then a surprise contestant.

Darknesstar: Fuck, I hate surprises... I wish I could just-

*She's cut off when the door opens and Hurricanefur enters with a cheery wave at everyone.*

Darknesstar: *blinks*

Lightstar: Hi! *waves*

Neutralstar: Hey... begin.

Hurricanefur: I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else

Darknesstar: Well, I refuse to use the word beautiful, Hurricanefur, but I liked it, seriously.

Lightstar: It was scary...

Neutralstar: Oh, grow up dad! I loved it Hurricanefur, you're through in in my books.

Darknesstar: Here, here.

Lightstar: Gah... overruled by she-cats...

Hurricanefur: Because you know we're better than you.

Neutralstar: Ha! Well said, and welcome to Hollywood!

Darknesstar: *raises hand* Before you ask, just be at the lake on Friday.

Hurricanefur: Sure thing *leaves*

Random Cat: And now, finally that moment you've all been waiting for, the revealing of the mystery contestant! *cheers*

Darknesstar: *as the door is about to swing open* Do I want to know? *closes eyes*

*Nightshade walks in, see's his mother and laughs*

Nightshade: No wonder they picked you as a judge...

Darknesstar: I don't think I do want to know... *looks up* Definitely not... hello...

Nightshade: ... I won't ask. I'll sing... hmm *laugh* Teenagers, by My Chemical Romance

Darknesstar: Oh, help me somebody...

Nightshade: They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on your son
So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean
They gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine

Darknesstar: ... where'd you learn how to sing that good?

Nightshade: Highschool.

Darknesstar: ... **

Neutralstar: You're through

Darknesstar: I have to second that... I guess

Lightstar: Hmm... wha? I slept through the whole thing. Never.

Neutralstar: Suit yourself. Welcome to Holly-

Darknesstar: The lake. Friday. Be there.

Nightshade: *nods and leaves*

Neutralstar: -wood...

[Lostsoul]

Lol. This is good.

What was Hurricainfur's song?

[Shadowstar]

Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfeild (now I don't know if I spelled her last name right) I love Neutral(star)'s obsession with Hollywood. I decided to make her like that because in my book she's all serious and stuff, so why not let her relax. I changed Light(star) alot too, But Darkness(star) hasn't changed much at all, she's always been mean.

[Airilae-Chan]

I love it so far! And your others too, they're all sooo funny! (The ones that are meant to be funny)

Write more soon! ;D

[Shadowstar]

Lol, thanks Pineclaw, and everyone I'll update once I've done it on the original and converted. I find it easier to be funny with my human charries, they're just so... yeah, so when I convert, it genberally sounds funny.

[Shadowstar]

*At the lake, that Friday. Darknesstar is looking very bored, and holding a can of Pepsi. Neutralstar's just sitting and staring, and Lightstar's smiling REALLY hugely*

Darknesstar: *takes sip of pop* At least the normal people auditions weren't aired, they were terrible!

Lightstar: And for once I agree with you... it'll haunt me for years...

Neutralstar: ... Hollywood...

Darknesstar: ...?

Random Cat: Okay, let's begin! Contestants, come on out! We'll start with Emberflame!

*Emberflame enters and gives Lightstar the finger, still ignores Neutralstar and gives Darknesstar a casual nod.*

Random Cat: Okay, the gesture wasn't neccesary, but anyways, moving on... Lightningstorm!

*Lightningstorm enters and stands beside Emberflame, giving only Darknesstar an indication*

Random Cat: Better than your girlfriend, anyways. Hurricanefur!

*Hurricanefur walks in carrying a bookbag, which she notices and quickly throws off the stage, where a group of nerds start obsessing over it's contents*

Random Cat: ... Okay then... this is taking too long. Leafstream and Streampool!

*Leafstream and Streamflower walk in, Streampool giving everyone smiles and waves, and Leafstream just saying "Hi" once in a while*

Random Cat: And Nightshade!

*Nightshade walks in and waves to his mother, then goes to stand on Emberflame's other side*

Random Cat: Alright, so we're having a bit of a double competition. Each contestant will pick a partner-

*Glances exchange between Emberflame and Lightningstorm, Leafstream and Streampool, and Hurricanefur and Nightshade*

Random Cat: -who they are not around everyday. Then you pick a song and sing it. Alright? With that said, go off and choose, we'll see you again later tonight.

Streampool: Tonight?! But I have a manicure, and a pedicure, and I can't learn a song that fast!

Everyone but Streampool, the judges, and the host: Sure, why not.

Streampool: ... I'm the only one who can't...?

Emberflame: Yep. Leafstream, you're stuck with me. I hate you, do you think that fits the requirments?

Leafstream: Sadly...

Lightningstorm: Then I'm with Nightshade.

Streampool: But Stormy, I thought you loved me! Pick me!

Lightningstorm: *laugh* Dream on...

Hurricanefur: Come on Streampool, we'd better practice... *sigh*

((I know it was kinda short, but practice is the next chapter))