Post by dare.xx.awaken me... on Feb 5, 2008 13:34:36 GMT -5
Tawnyfire did a brilliant school story. Im in the uk, and we don't have grades and everythin, we have Years. So here is Graypaw, Firepaw, Ravenpaw, Dustpaw and Sandpaw going to St.Starclan's after leaving Little Mouse Primary. Rawr. They are year sevens, and this story is gonna go up to being sixformers. So they start about ages 11-12 and get like to, 16. Rawr.
Title: St.StarClans
Chapters: Loads
Author: Dare
Pairing: None specifically
Rating: PG-13, hopefully it should stay that way, until the later years
Spoilers: None realleh
Summary: How can two anti-kittypets, A former kittypet, a apprentice with a thing for sixth-formers, and a tom on the brink of a nervous breakdown ever get on? And what will happen in the 5+ years of manic St.StarClans? Being a apprentice just got tougher.
Warning: Mild cussing, some sexual referances every now and then. Not for the young or squeamish.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. Lol.
Beta: Myself.
Cover: None
Chapter 1. Part One. First lesson, Pr0n, and two sixthformers
"Look at her!" The grey apprentice exclaimed, pointing at a slender silver sixth-former. All the heads of the small group turned to Graypaw. A RiverClan cat turned at them "Thats Silverstream, Crookedstars daughter. Fantazise about her all you like, you ain't never gonna get her" The cat snorted and turned away, leaving a blushing Graypaw, and a bemused Dustpaw, Sandpaw, Ravenpaw and Firepaw behind.
"Graypaw, For StarClans sake, can you stop slobbering over sixth-formers and get to first lesson?" Sandpaw mewed. Graypaw stalked off, but stopped dead in his tracks. "What is first lesson?"
The group of ThunderClanners had been a St StarClan's for three days now, and alredy caused a uproar. They were the first ThunderClan there since Tigerclaw has been a sixth-former.
Firepaw pulled out a immaculate sheet of paper from a dark blue backpack on his shoulder. "First Lesson is...Food Technology"
...
He was greeted by blank stares, and a snort of disgust from Dustpaw. Graypaw's eyes lit up at the word "Food". "What is food technology, Firepaw?" Ravenpaw asked, very, very nervously. Firepaw rolled his eyes. "Learning, catching, and tasting new foods of course!" He replied cheerfully. "Tasting?" Echoed Graypaw, snatching Firepaws immaculate timetable. "F36. Bye" He said, before almost leaping up the stairs. Laughing quietly amongst themselves, Sandpaw and Dustpaw hauled their duffle bags over their shoulder and followed. Firepaw skipping gaily behind, with Ravenpaw lagging, the toms eyes streatched wide and darting in every direction.
Frostfur's eyes started to darken. "Graypaw, please slow down, we havent finished Mouse number 1 yet." She mewed irritably at the Gray apprentice, who had gorged himself on the whole of his plate, and some WindClan kids too. Graypaws amber eyes looked up innocently. Suddenly the spell of silence was broken by a Year 11 bursting through the door, holding something pink.
"Is that a..." Graypaw started "Yes, it is what your thinking" Dustpaw replied flatly. The object which the authoress does not wish to name because of Pg13ness was flung across the classroom and landed on Frostfurs snowy pelt, its contents seeping out. "YOU!" She screeched, chasing the year eleven. "BREAKOUT!" A ShadowClan apprentice mewed, flinging herself out the window. A few WindClanners followed, adn a nasty "KERSPLAT" was heard. Another ShadowClan, and A RiverClan tom were busy tapping away at Frostfurs laptop. "YES!" both toms mewed, as pr0n popped up on the screen, magnified by the whiteboard the projector...projected on?
They hi-fived, and soon the whole class was cheering. A flurry of brown flew past a horrified Firepaw's face, growing even more horryfied as he relised it was a WindClan apprentice. The tom smacked against the store room door, and it swung open to reaveal a not-so pretty sight.
Firepaw vomited in the sink.
Graypaw gawped at the two sixth-formers.
So Did Dustpaw
Sandpaw murmued something about six-packs
Firepaw was still vomiting
And Ravenpaw promptly fainted.
"Are they..." Graypaw began again "Yes Graypaw, they are doing it" Dustpaw finished flatly.
"Kewl" Both toms mewed
Sandpaw had grabbed a snuffling RiverClanner, who was literally a kit. "Draw it." she commanded "Draw him" She thrust a piece of paper into the virtually-a-kits paws, stuck a pen in his mouth and shoved him to the front.
Firepaw was still vomiting
Ravenpaw was still lying unconscious over the floor.
A bunch of nerds burst in. "Blackfoot wants to know if you have any..." They stopped, jaws on the floor
"Kewl" The nerds mewed in union
"Kewl" Dustpaw, Graypaw, The nerds, and half the toms left mewed
The two sixthformers, a very slender brown WindClan she-cat, and a husky gray RiverClan tom, were still acting like rabbits, As the authoress mildly puts it, And had not noticed the class of gawping, murming, and and..
Lets cut right there.
The bell rung for break, and a astonished(and sweaty) class of year sevens relised they been her for two lessons, The sixthformers looked up, murmued something, and legged it. Firepaw stopped vomiting, and Ravenpaw pulled himself up. Sandpaw rolled her eyes, and dragged away Dustpaw and Graypaw from...well..whatever they were doing. She snatched the paper from the virtually-a-kit riverclanner and snickered evilly.
School was gonna be fun.
Title: St.StarClans
Chapters: Loads
Author: Dare
Pairing: None specifically
Rating: PG-13, hopefully it should stay that way, until the later years
Spoilers: None realleh
Summary: How can two anti-kittypets, A former kittypet, a apprentice with a thing for sixth-formers, and a tom on the brink of a nervous breakdown ever get on? And what will happen in the 5+ years of manic St.StarClans? Being a apprentice just got tougher.
Warning: Mild cussing, some sexual referances every now and then. Not for the young or squeamish.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. Lol.
Beta: Myself.
Cover: None
Chapter 1. Part One. First lesson, Pr0n, and two sixthformers
"Look at her!" The grey apprentice exclaimed, pointing at a slender silver sixth-former. All the heads of the small group turned to Graypaw. A RiverClan cat turned at them "Thats Silverstream, Crookedstars daughter. Fantazise about her all you like, you ain't never gonna get her" The cat snorted and turned away, leaving a blushing Graypaw, and a bemused Dustpaw, Sandpaw, Ravenpaw and Firepaw behind.
"Graypaw, For StarClans sake, can you stop slobbering over sixth-formers and get to first lesson?" Sandpaw mewed. Graypaw stalked off, but stopped dead in his tracks. "What is first lesson?"
The group of ThunderClanners had been a St StarClan's for three days now, and alredy caused a uproar. They were the first ThunderClan there since Tigerclaw has been a sixth-former.
Firepaw pulled out a immaculate sheet of paper from a dark blue backpack on his shoulder. "First Lesson is...Food Technology"
...
He was greeted by blank stares, and a snort of disgust from Dustpaw. Graypaw's eyes lit up at the word "Food". "What is food technology, Firepaw?" Ravenpaw asked, very, very nervously. Firepaw rolled his eyes. "Learning, catching, and tasting new foods of course!" He replied cheerfully. "Tasting?" Echoed Graypaw, snatching Firepaws immaculate timetable. "F36. Bye" He said, before almost leaping up the stairs. Laughing quietly amongst themselves, Sandpaw and Dustpaw hauled their duffle bags over their shoulder and followed. Firepaw skipping gaily behind, with Ravenpaw lagging, the toms eyes streatched wide and darting in every direction.
Frostfur's eyes started to darken. "Graypaw, please slow down, we havent finished Mouse number 1 yet." She mewed irritably at the Gray apprentice, who had gorged himself on the whole of his plate, and some WindClan kids too. Graypaws amber eyes looked up innocently. Suddenly the spell of silence was broken by a Year 11 bursting through the door, holding something pink.
"Is that a..." Graypaw started "Yes, it is what your thinking" Dustpaw replied flatly. The object which the authoress does not wish to name because of Pg13ness was flung across the classroom and landed on Frostfurs snowy pelt, its contents seeping out. "YOU!" She screeched, chasing the year eleven. "BREAKOUT!" A ShadowClan apprentice mewed, flinging herself out the window. A few WindClanners followed, adn a nasty "KERSPLAT" was heard. Another ShadowClan, and A RiverClan tom were busy tapping away at Frostfurs laptop. "YES!" both toms mewed, as pr0n popped up on the screen, magnified by the whiteboard the projector...projected on?
They hi-fived, and soon the whole class was cheering. A flurry of brown flew past a horrified Firepaw's face, growing even more horryfied as he relised it was a WindClan apprentice. The tom smacked against the store room door, and it swung open to reaveal a not-so pretty sight.
Firepaw vomited in the sink.
Graypaw gawped at the two sixth-formers.
So Did Dustpaw
Sandpaw murmued something about six-packs
Firepaw was still vomiting
And Ravenpaw promptly fainted.
"Are they..." Graypaw began again "Yes Graypaw, they are doing it" Dustpaw finished flatly.
"Kewl" Both toms mewed
Sandpaw had grabbed a snuffling RiverClanner, who was literally a kit. "Draw it." she commanded "Draw him" She thrust a piece of paper into the virtually-a-kits paws, stuck a pen in his mouth and shoved him to the front.
Firepaw was still vomiting
Ravenpaw was still lying unconscious over the floor.
A bunch of nerds burst in. "Blackfoot wants to know if you have any..." They stopped, jaws on the floor
"Kewl" The nerds mewed in union
"Kewl" Dustpaw, Graypaw, The nerds, and half the toms left mewed
The two sixthformers, a very slender brown WindClan she-cat, and a husky gray RiverClan tom, were still acting like rabbits, As the authoress mildly puts it, And had not noticed the class of gawping, murming, and and..
Lets cut right there.
The bell rung for break, and a astonished(and sweaty) class of year sevens relised they been her for two lessons, The sixthformers looked up, murmued something, and legged it. Firepaw stopped vomiting, and Ravenpaw pulled himself up. Sandpaw rolled her eyes, and dragged away Dustpaw and Graypaw from...well..whatever they were doing. She snatched the paper from the virtually-a-kit riverclanner and snickered evilly.
School was gonna be fun.