You thought the day would never come, but here we have it! A CHAPTER. O.OShe Blinded Me With Tennis Balls
Crowfeather wandered over to room 346785836259375 and jabbed the key in. He flopped onto the sofa and picked up the guide. Flipping to somewhere near the middle, Crowfeather began to read.
“Spa, no way, Casino, went there, Dining room, not hungry, besides, the ninjas might kill me, tennis courts.” Crowfeather stopped.
“Hm…YES!” He yowled, jabbing one of his claws through the page.
“TO THE TENNIS COURTS!” He screeched, grabbing one of Leafpool’s diamond encrusted tennis rackets and racing out of the door.
Leaping sideways into the elevator, Crowfeather hurriedly jabbed Floor 0 and waited a nanosecond, then dashed back out.
“Now-Oh, great milkshakes.” Crowfeather muttered, his eyes growing wide as two cats approached him, grinning manically, grasping tennis rackets.
“CROWY! I LOVES YOU! LET US PLAY TENNIS TO CELEBRATE OUR MARRAGE!” The first wailed.
“OH EM STACAN CROWEH LETS PLAH TENNES!!” The second screeched, waving numerous test-tubes above her head, getting various liquids all over the glass flooring.
“…But…it would be two against one and-” Crowfeather began, then stopped as another cat rounded the corner.
“Crowfeather.” A voice meowed.
“Dear StarClan NO.” Crowfeather whispered.
The cat standing in front of him was none other than Squirrelflight. Dressed in a black ninja suit from nose to tail.
“Do you wanna play tennis?” She asked, waving a tennis racket that contained a sword in the handle.
“No-” Crowfeather was brutally dragged to the tennis courts, wishing he had his mummy.
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“R JOO REDAAA!?!” Daisy shrieked for the 263342234’th time.
“No…” Crowfeather grumbled, pulling his tennis-y hat down over his eyes so he didn’t have to watch Squirrelflight practicing her ninja skills on the net.
“CROWY! STRAIGHT AFTER THIS, WE CAN GO AND MAKE-” Nightcloud started yelling, but was cut off as Crowfeather threw a tennis ball at her.
“PHWEEEE!” Crowfeather looked up to see Mothwing sitting in a huge chair with a whistle.
“Since when did you get here?” He mewed.
“What? I can’t hear you! YELL LOUDER!” Mothwing screeched down.
“SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?!” He Yowled.
“NOW!”
“CAN WE PLEASE START-”
“PHWEEEE!”
Crowfeather had just enough time to snap around to see Daisy throwing a ball high in the air.
“I HOPE UR REDAY WINDCLANAA AN THUNDERCLANAA!” She wailed, thwacking the ball very hard.
“Oh dear.” Crowfeather muttered, leaping and trying to hit the ball.
“Don’t worry Crowfeather! My inner senses tell me that by hitting the ball at exactly 360 degrees, it shall go straight over Nightcloud’s head!” Squirrelflight chirped, jumping in front of him and hitting the ball back.
Amazingly, as Crowfeather watched, the ball went over Nightcloud’s head, who was still gazing at Crowfeather lustily.
“I don’t even want to think about what she’s thinking about…” Crowfeather murmured, glancing at Nightcloud, then Daisy.
The cream-furred she-cat was waving her racket dangerously close to Nightcloud’s head.
“NITOUT! JOO MISSD DA BAWL! OH EM STACANN!” Daisy wailed, her fur frizzing up in odd directions.
“PHWEEE!” Mothwing blew.
Squirrelflight lifted a ball to her racket, closing her eyes.
“Hiiiiii…” She hummed, slowly bending her legs and raising the racket.
Crowfeather gawked.
Suddenly, the ninja leaped in slow motion, and the camera swiveled around her.
“YAAAA!” She screeched, slamming the ball towards Daisy.
Daisy stumbled as the ball advanced upon her in a extremely quick manner.
“OH EM STACANN!” She screeched, crashing her racket into the ball, sending it flying towards Crowfeather.
“Ack!” He exclaimed, just getting the ball over the net, were Nightcloud could have hit it very easily, if she wasn’t sing love song’s to Crowfeather.
“OH CROW,
OH CROW,
I LOOOVE YOU SOOO…” Nightcloud sang, so out of tune Mothwing had to blow the whistle as LOUD AS SHE COULD.
“PHWEEEEEE!”
Daisy’s fur frazzled.
“NITOUT! OH EM STACANN! WAT R JOO DOEN!? JOO AVENT EEVAN HIT DA BAWL YEET!” She shrieked at her black partner.
“WHEN I’M NOT WITH YOOOU,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DOOO,
I CATCH THE FLUUU,
AND START TO MOOO,
THEN THE COWS WILL SUUUE ME…”
“That doesn’t even rhyme, young grasshopper. Cat’s don’t know what the flu is.” Squirrelflight mewed matter-of-factly.
“Then how do you know-” Crowfeather began.
“PWHEEE!”
Crowfeather tossed the ball and hit it.
“WINDCLANNAAA!” Daisy screeched, swinging her racket and smashing the ball, unfortunately so hard, it burst.
“Look what you did Daisy!” Crowfeather huffed angrily.
“OH EM-” Daisy began, then whipped out her test tubes.
“AHAHAHAHAHA! NO UN CAN SOP MEEE!” She yowled, glugging some blue liquid down her throat, then collapsing into a heap and rolling around.
“CROW,
CROW,
CROW,
PLEASE DON’T GO…”
Squirrelflight drew her sword out of the racket in a very ninja-style way.
“GI-AH!” She screeched, leaping high into the air.
Crowfeather had had enough.
“Time to go…” He muttered, running back for his life back to the building.
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