Post by flamestripe on Mar 3, 2008 14:16:31 GMT -5
Title: How Everyone REALLY Died
Chapters: Don't know yet...
Author: Flamestripe
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Deaths in the 1st and 2nd series
Summary: This is how cats like Bluestar and Tigerstar really, really died!
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, the amazing Erin Hunter does!
Beta: None
Cover: None
Bluestar is waiting for news of the dog chase and Tigerstar is hiding in a bush behind her.
Tigerstar: (creepily) Hello, Bluestar.
Bluestar: Oh, hello Tigerclaw! How are things going in the chase? Did the plan succeed?
Tigerstar: I, um....
Bluestar: Why? WHAT are you hiding?! TELL ME!!!!!!
Tigerstar: Bluestar, what's wrong....
Bluestar: There's something WRONG?!(gasps)No cats have been killed have they?!!
Tigerstar: No, but....
Bluestar: Oh no, the WHOLE CLAN hasn't been killed has it?!!!
Tigerstar: Well.....
Bluestar: I must go and see!! (runs off to direction of gorge) Hey, there's no cat here.....they must have all died! (runs around franticlly trying to find someone and trips over a twig and falls into the gorge)
Tigerstar: She's gone loopy...
Tigerstar: NEEEIIIIGGGHHHH! No-one can...
Scourge: Don't you mean meow?
Tigerstar: Fine. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, ha ha ha ha!!!
Scourge: It should be MUA ha ha ha.
Tigerstar: Whatever! MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scroff!!!!
Scourge: I'm Scourge.
Tigerstar: Okay then. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERCLAW...
Scourge: I thought you were Tigerstar?
Random Cat: Yeah, he is.
Tigerstar: Cool. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERSTAR! QUEEN of the DESERT!!
Scourge: Firstly, you're a boy so therfore a KING. Secondly, we don't live in a desert but a land of idiots. Apart from me.
Tigerstar: Grr!! MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERSTAR! KING of the IDIOTS!! And I shall kill you!!!
Scourge: Actually that won't be happening because according to this(pulls out the Darkest Hour)I kill you....
Tigerstar: (head explodes from having to remember so much)
Scourge: Told you! Oh...you're dead....
Should I continue?
Chapters: Don't know yet...
Author: Flamestripe
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Deaths in the 1st and 2nd series
Summary: This is how cats like Bluestar and Tigerstar really, really died!
Warning: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, the amazing Erin Hunter does!
Beta: None
Cover: None
Bluestar
Bluestar is waiting for news of the dog chase and Tigerstar is hiding in a bush behind her.
Tigerstar: (creepily) Hello, Bluestar.
Bluestar: Oh, hello Tigerclaw! How are things going in the chase? Did the plan succeed?
Tigerstar: I, um....
Bluestar: Why? WHAT are you hiding?! TELL ME!!!!!!
Tigerstar: Bluestar, what's wrong....
Bluestar: There's something WRONG?!(gasps)No cats have been killed have they?!!
Tigerstar: No, but....
Bluestar: Oh no, the WHOLE CLAN hasn't been killed has it?!!!
Tigerstar: Well.....
Bluestar: I must go and see!! (runs off to direction of gorge) Hey, there's no cat here.....they must have all died! (runs around franticlly trying to find someone and trips over a twig and falls into the gorge)
Tigerstar: She's gone loopy...
Tigerstar
Tigerstar: NEEEIIIIGGGHHHH! No-one can...
Scourge: Don't you mean meow?
Tigerstar: Fine. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, ha ha ha ha!!!
Scourge: It should be MUA ha ha ha.
Tigerstar: Whatever! MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scroff!!!!
Scourge: I'm Scourge.
Tigerstar: Okay then. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERCLAW...
Scourge: I thought you were Tigerstar?
Random Cat: Yeah, he is.
Tigerstar: Cool. MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERSTAR! QUEEN of the DESERT!!
Scourge: Firstly, you're a boy so therfore a KING. Secondly, we don't live in a desert but a land of idiots. Apart from me.
Tigerstar: Grr!! MEEEOOOOWWW! No-one can defeat me, mua ha ha ha ha!!! Not even YOU Scourge!!!! Because I'm TIGERSTAR! KING of the IDIOTS!! And I shall kill you!!!
Scourge: Actually that won't be happening because according to this(pulls out the Darkest Hour)I kill you....
Tigerstar: (head explodes from having to remember so much)
Scourge: Told you! Oh...you're dead....
Should I continue?