Post by Raccoontail on Mar 4, 2008 18:52:44 GMT -5
Title: Cactus Joos
Chapters: tallstar and Blackstar
Author: Raccoontail
Pairing: TallstarxBlackstar
Summary: the a romantic soap opera featuring the gay couple of Tallstar and Blackstar from the series Warriors by erin hunter
Rating: PG-13 some rude humor
Spoilers: nope
Disclamer: i do not own warriors or avatar(the catcus joos)
Beta: nada
Cover:nope nope
One night while blackstar and tallstar were taking a romantic stroll along the river they came along a short pointy plant wich happend to be split open miraculously
Tallstar: Wut the hell is that my love?*he looked at blackstar his cross dresser uniform still on, his pink bow flowing in the wind*
Blackstar: I don't know my dear let me look*he sniffs it then saw*may i have my prune dip now please?the smell is making me hungry
Tallstar: i kinda ate it...
Blackstar: Wut the hell is wrong with you you..you..He she!*he hits tallstar*
Tallstar:*he starts to cry and curls up ina ball and says*'m calling the womens rights association of austrailia!
Blackstar: we're not even in austrailia...and your not a woman!*mumbles and takes his paw and pokes catcus only to jump back landing on tallstar breaking four ribs* sorry my cross dressing kitty cutie
Tallstar: *he manages to say*i-it's ok my d-d AHHHH*he yells in pain as black star gets more comfey on him*
Blackstar: *he is lying on top of him playing with his bow in his hair*you really should have gone with purple you know...
Tallstar: yes i know and your orange polo shirt goes well with your paws blackstar
Blackstar: He blushes and replies: oh stop it your making me blush!stop it!oh you charmer you!oh now stop that your embarrasing me!
Tallstar: Blackstar...
Blackstar: Oh now stop that before i ruin my naturally white hair from the red of my blushing scheeks!oh now i never thought you would charm me this much!
Tallstar: Blackstar i'm not saying anything
Blackstar: *he giggleS*stop it you little rascal you!*he plays with his shirt in embarrasement*
Tallstar: uhhh....oh look a kitten!*he runs to the kitten and says*i dare you to drink that cactus joos!
Toad: i'm a toad you dumbass
Blackstar: *he laughs playing with a leaf he thinks is tallstars bow*oh you are such a little devil!ahehehe
Tallstar: just drink it i dare you*he claps like a monkey with cymbals*
Toad: wutever*he drinks it and goes crazy and starts dancing with a firefly accidentally crushing it and eating it. he hops off*
Tallstar: funny fwoggy!*he jumps like a frog all the way home leaving blackstar*
Mouse: cool*he eats blackstars right toe*
Chapters: tallstar and Blackstar
Author: Raccoontail
Pairing: TallstarxBlackstar
Summary: the a romantic soap opera featuring the gay couple of Tallstar and Blackstar from the series Warriors by erin hunter
Rating: PG-13 some rude humor
Spoilers: nope
Disclamer: i do not own warriors or avatar(the catcus joos)
Beta: nada
Cover:nope nope
One night while blackstar and tallstar were taking a romantic stroll along the river they came along a short pointy plant wich happend to be split open miraculously
Tallstar: Wut the hell is that my love?*he looked at blackstar his cross dresser uniform still on, his pink bow flowing in the wind*
Blackstar: I don't know my dear let me look*he sniffs it then saw*may i have my prune dip now please?the smell is making me hungry
Tallstar: i kinda ate it...
Blackstar: Wut the hell is wrong with you you..you..He she!*he hits tallstar*
Tallstar:*he starts to cry and curls up ina ball and says*'m calling the womens rights association of austrailia!
Blackstar: we're not even in austrailia...and your not a woman!*mumbles and takes his paw and pokes catcus only to jump back landing on tallstar breaking four ribs* sorry my cross dressing kitty cutie
Tallstar: *he manages to say*i-it's ok my d-d AHHHH*he yells in pain as black star gets more comfey on him*
Blackstar: *he is lying on top of him playing with his bow in his hair*you really should have gone with purple you know...
Tallstar: yes i know and your orange polo shirt goes well with your paws blackstar
Blackstar: He blushes and replies: oh stop it your making me blush!stop it!oh you charmer you!oh now stop that your embarrasing me!
Tallstar: Blackstar...
Blackstar: Oh now stop that before i ruin my naturally white hair from the red of my blushing scheeks!oh now i never thought you would charm me this much!
Tallstar: Blackstar i'm not saying anything
Blackstar: *he giggleS*stop it you little rascal you!*he plays with his shirt in embarrasement*
Tallstar: uhhh....oh look a kitten!*he runs to the kitten and says*i dare you to drink that cactus joos!
Toad: i'm a toad you dumbass
Blackstar: *he laughs playing with a leaf he thinks is tallstars bow*oh you are such a little devil!ahehehe
Tallstar: just drink it i dare you*he claps like a monkey with cymbals*
Toad: wutever*he drinks it and goes crazy and starts dancing with a firefly accidentally crushing it and eating it. he hops off*
Tallstar: funny fwoggy!*he jumps like a frog all the way home leaving blackstar*
Mouse: cool*he eats blackstars right toe*