Post by Raccoontail on Mar 5, 2008 17:02:24 GMT -5
Title: The Site
Chapters: One
Author: Raccoontail
Pairing: Jaypaw and Hollypaw and Lionpaw
Rating: pg-13 some rude humor and bad words
Summary: jaypaw hollypaw and lionpaw come upon a freewebs site featuring the famous potter puppet pals...except they are drawn into their world and become puppets
Warning: Some guns and stuffs...if you've seen potterpuppet pals you'll know what i'm talking about
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors or freewebs or potter puppet pals (do not get me started...)
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Chapter 1
One stormy night when hollypaw led her two idiotic brothers into the evil forest in search of the ebilness they come across a strange box with words on it..AND SINGING PUPPETS!!
Hollypaw: soo....coold
Lionpaw: hollypaw it's the middle of august...
Hollypaw: i know i fell into the beer cooler before we left*shivers*
Jaypaw: wut beer coolor.....
Lionpaw:...n-nothing my blind brother...*whispers to hollypaw*shut it you mousebrain!you know how he gets when we keep secrets from him*holds up paw with three toes*
Hollypaw:...oh yea..i still can't believe he ATE your TOE!
Lionpaw: what..*looks at paw*...sorry that was Leo, you know the mouse with the sloppy joe shirt. i was meaning to show you this!*shows her a green ring around one toe*
Hollypaw: *GASP* He did NOT!
Lionpaw: *nods* you know those mood rings are pieces of crap
Hollypaw: *nods*
Jaypaw: OW!Mother F-
Tigerclaws spirit: POTTY MOUTH ALERT POTTY MOUTH ALERT!*runs around them then vanishes:
Hollypaw: 0.o....awkward.....
Jaypaw: What happened?!
Lionpaw: N-nothing!
JAypaw: *growls and pulls out mood ring and pliars*Tell.me
Lionpaw: *squeals and runs away then bangs into box with pictures of puppets on it and faints*
Hollypaw: WOAH! *runs over and pokes it*LOOK AT THE COLORS!
Jaypaw: .....wrong object hollypaw
Hollypaw: *looks up then dies from poking rare rainbow colored poisonous dart frog*
Jaypaw: *looks at box*
Potter Puppet Pals: Bannana phone!yea yea yea!Bananna phone!yea yea yea....
Jaypaw: MY EARS!THEY ARE BUUUUUURNING!*dies*
Lionpaw: *Gets up and sees rainbow caterpillar*PREEETY*pokes it then dies*
Harry P: Look hermione!kitties!!*grabs them but struggles*ERRR..AH....GRRRRRRR!Stupid puppet hands!*kicks lionpaws head making him go into spazm*
Ron W.: YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE IT! YOU-
Hermione: Shut the hell up ron!you're scaring the baby!*rocks ron jr in crib with puppet hands*
Tigerclaw: how did you......*twitches then shivers and drowns self*
Ron: S-sorry my hormonal under aged mother i call wifey
Harry: Lets getem into the porkee QUICK!*drags the cats to porkee with help of ron then says* AVADCA LA MENSCULE BRAINES KITTIESS PORKEEIS!
Porkee: Zooms into computer*
Chapters: One
Author: Raccoontail
Pairing: Jaypaw and Hollypaw and Lionpaw
Rating: pg-13 some rude humor and bad words
Summary: jaypaw hollypaw and lionpaw come upon a freewebs site featuring the famous potter puppet pals...except they are drawn into their world and become puppets
Warning: Some guns and stuffs...if you've seen potterpuppet pals you'll know what i'm talking about
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors or freewebs or potter puppet pals (do not get me started...)
Beta: None.
Cover: None.
Chapter 1
One stormy night when hollypaw led her two idiotic brothers into the evil forest in search of the ebilness they come across a strange box with words on it..AND SINGING PUPPETS!!
Hollypaw: soo....coold
Lionpaw: hollypaw it's the middle of august...
Hollypaw: i know i fell into the beer cooler before we left*shivers*
Jaypaw: wut beer coolor.....
Lionpaw:...n-nothing my blind brother...*whispers to hollypaw*shut it you mousebrain!you know how he gets when we keep secrets from him*holds up paw with three toes*
Hollypaw:...oh yea..i still can't believe he ATE your TOE!
Lionpaw: what..*looks at paw*...sorry that was Leo, you know the mouse with the sloppy joe shirt. i was meaning to show you this!*shows her a green ring around one toe*
Hollypaw: *GASP* He did NOT!
Lionpaw: *nods* you know those mood rings are pieces of crap
Hollypaw: *nods*
Jaypaw: OW!Mother F-
Tigerclaws spirit: POTTY MOUTH ALERT POTTY MOUTH ALERT!*runs around them then vanishes:
Hollypaw: 0.o....awkward.....
Jaypaw: What happened?!
Lionpaw: N-nothing!
JAypaw: *growls and pulls out mood ring and pliars*Tell.me
Lionpaw: *squeals and runs away then bangs into box with pictures of puppets on it and faints*
Hollypaw: WOAH! *runs over and pokes it*LOOK AT THE COLORS!
Jaypaw: .....wrong object hollypaw
Hollypaw: *looks up then dies from poking rare rainbow colored poisonous dart frog*
Jaypaw: *looks at box*
Potter Puppet Pals: Bannana phone!yea yea yea!Bananna phone!yea yea yea....
Jaypaw: MY EARS!THEY ARE BUUUUUURNING!*dies*
Lionpaw: *Gets up and sees rainbow caterpillar*PREEETY*pokes it then dies*
Harry P: Look hermione!kitties!!*grabs them but struggles*ERRR..AH....GRRRRRRR!Stupid puppet hands!*kicks lionpaws head making him go into spazm*
Ron W.: YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE IT! YOU-
Hermione: Shut the hell up ron!you're scaring the baby!*rocks ron jr in crib with puppet hands*
Tigerclaw: how did you......*twitches then shivers and drowns self*
Ron: S-sorry my hormonal under aged mother i call wifey
Harry: Lets getem into the porkee QUICK!*drags the cats to porkee with help of ron then says* AVADCA LA MENSCULE BRAINES KITTIESS PORKEEIS!
Porkee: Zooms into computer*