Into The Wild: Crazy Edition }{ My very first one

[Autumnleaf]

I hope you guys like it...it's my very first, so please don't be harsh...my friend came up with most of the hopefully funny jokes. ;D

Rusty: It's so dark...but I'm brave! I...am...Rusty!
*Owl hoots, Rusty jumps three feet into air*
Rusty: As far as I'm concerned, that didn't happen. I'm hungry...hey, a mouse! *mouse runs away* Oh, mouse-dung!
*Autumnleaf, the author walks over*
Autumnleaf: Hello, Rusty. My name is Autumnleaf.
Rusty: *shudders* How do you know my name?!
Autumnleaf: I'm the author...
Rusty: *gasps* I'm a peanut?!
Autumnleaf: We can go with that.
*a rattling noise starts*
Rusty: What in StarClan's name is that?
Autumnleaf: *whispering* You don't know who StarClan is.
Rusty: I knew that.
Autumnleaf: You shouldn't. What is this, a character rebellion?! And are you salted or roasted? Anyways...WAKE UP!
*Rusty jumps and opens his eyes to see a kitchen*
Rusty: Hey! What happened? To answer your second question, salted
Autumnleaf: It was a dream...and thanks for telling me.
Rusty: ...I knew that.
*They walk outside and Rusty drinks from a puddle and leaps up to a fence-post*
Rusty: What's out there?
Autumnleaf: Well, you'll find out in—
*A black and white tom walks up*
Rusty: Smudge!
Smudge: Hello, Rusty. You're not going out there, are you? Wildcats that'll eat your flesh and use your bones as toothpicks live there!
Rusty: Really?! Cool, I'm going!
Autumnleaf: *angry she got cut off* Let's go Rusty!
Smudge: *staring at the author's black fur and golden stripes* You're pretty...
Autumnleaf: ** Can we go now, Rusty?
Smudge: Nooooo!
Autumnleaf: Yeeeees!
Rusty: See ya, Smudge.
*They jump down into forest*
Smudge: Curse yooooooou, mother!
*Rusty and Autumnleaf glance at each other and motion to hurry*
Rusty: Well, he was always unusual.
Autumnleaf: I believe it.
*Gray cat chases them. Rusty turns around and hits gray cat with mouse*
Autumnleaf: Where'd you get that?!
Rusty: I found it.
Autumnleaf: Random, but appreciated.
Gray cat: I'm Graypaw. I'm a ThunderClan apprentice!
Rusty: What's this Graypaw talking about? Anyway, I'm Rusty, a peanut!
Graypaw, looking injured: I'm right here, you know! I'm a ThunderClan apprentice! Are you salted or roasted?
Autumnleaf: Okay. He's salted.
Rusty: I knew that.
*Bluestar and Lionheart walk out of ferns*
Bluestar: You fight well for a kittypet.
Rusty: I hit him with a mouse.
Lionheart: Show respect for your leader!
Rusty: She's not my leader!
Lionheart: Yes she is. You joined our Clan.
Rusty: *Stares at Graypaw, Bluestar, Lionheart, and Autumnleaf, who's eating popcorn* I knew that.
All: Yay!
Autumnleaf: I knew he would say yes! (reading Into The Wild by Erin Hunter)

[Autumnleaf]

Please, oh please, somebody post!!!
I want criticism, tho not too bad...
tell me what you like and don't like, and can you give me ideas for my next one???

[Dovewing]

It was funny ;D
Hey! you copyed my plot! Just kidding (Again) ;D (Into the wild with a laugh)
Quote:Rusty: *gasps* I'm a peanut?!
lol, that was one of the funnyiest parts. Go peanut Rusty!
P.S. sometimes it takes days for someone to get on, and there is usally no more than 2 people on at a time, so you have to be more patint than every 2 minutes....

[Minty]

It's good, but you need to be patient. I didn't get a review for about six days, some people had to wait two weeks.

[Autumnleaf]

wow...thanks for telling me...and thanks for posting! I'll be more patient...I'll do another chapter soon, maybe within a week. I need more jokes.

[Autumnleaf]

Chapter Two:
Rusty: But may I go back to my housefolk and say goodbye?
Lionheart: That is supposed to be impossible, for a cat to speak to humans, but this is a fan-fiction, so yes.
Bluestar: I'll make the decision, since I'm leader!*to Rusty* Yes you can go. Lionheart will be here at sunhigh tomorrow. Don't forget, young cricket.
Crickets: Yay, our long lost brother! *looks at Rusty* You've grown...
Autumnleaf: Okay, now you have to-
*Smudge rushes toward them naked*
Smudge: I can fly!
All: Oh. My. StarClan.
Graypaw: I thought cats were always naked...?
Lionheart: Oh darlings...forgive me! I'm not covered!*rushes away, screaming like a she-cat*
Bluestar: Well, Lionheart will be here to come get you tomorrow. Don't forget!
Rusty and Autumnleaf: We won't!
Rusty: I thought you were the author...why are you coming?
Autumnleaf: because I'm the author, and I can do whatever I want.
Rusty: I knew that.
*Bluestar and lionheart leave*
Smudge: Hey, Rusty! *sees Autumnleaf again* Wow...you're still pretty...
Autumnleaf: Hehe...um...can we leave now...?
Smudge: Nooooo!
Autumnleaf: Yeeeees!
Rusty: Deja vu, much.

Sorry if it's kinda short, I want to start reading my new book...Twilight. You should read it, it is soooo good.
I'll post Chapter Three later on, maybe. If I stop reading my book... ;D ;D

[Dovewing]

nice, the crickets were funny. Quote cause I still love quotes:Don't forget, young cricket.
Crickets: Yay, our long lost brother! *looks at Rusty* You've grown...
lol, wait, I thought rusty was a peanut?!?

[Autumnleaf]

He's both.....
a cricknut!!!
I'm sorry...I didn't mean to sound stupid...
Anyways.........................................Wait, what was I going to say?

[Dovewing]

you were going to say the next chapter of your story.