Post by hazeldream on May 18, 2008 13:50:15 GMT -5
Title: Up in Starclan
Chapters: I don't know now.
Author: ME! (Hazelfur or Hazeldream)
Rating: PG 13 (Talks about drugs)
Pairing: Kind of BluexOak
Summary: Crabs,crack and waffles
Warning: This is very random and weird. If you have back,bone or head injuries I recommend you don't read this
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or Crack (Even though to common belief)
Beta: None
~Up in Starclan~
Bluestar: Guess what?
Other cats: What?
Bluestar: Something is coming to join us
Oakheart: Don’t you mean someone?
Bluestar: No, Tigerstar killed his waffle
Oakheart: Oh ok then….
Redtail: I call it!!!!!!! Me me me!
Redtail: -Bounces off the walls- He he eeheh!
Oakheart: What the matter with Redtail
Bluestar: Oh forgive him he is on crack.
Oakheart: Crack is wack and Dope is a joke
.
Blueheart: The waffle is now with us.
Redtail: -Takes waffle- He is my pet and no one else can have
him! -to waffle- I will name you Mr. Fuzzle Foozzle
Oakheart: How do you know it’s a boy?
Redtail: -Flips Mr. Fuzzle Foozzle upside down- Yep it’s a boy.
Bluestar: Freaks…-Flies away on magical crab-
Oakheart: BLUESTAR COME BACK OUR READERS WILL THINK WE ARE CRAZY WITH OUT YOU!
Redtail: -snuggles up with a random person reading this- Hi.
Oakheart: -to himself- Am I the only sane one?
Random Reader: Wait a minute.. Why am I in Starclan?
Redtail: Because I killed you with love!
Oakheart: Uhh I will leave you two alone…. -leaves-
Random reader: Help me!
Chapters: I don't know now.
Author: ME! (Hazelfur or Hazeldream)
Rating: PG 13 (Talks about drugs)
Pairing: Kind of BluexOak
Summary: Crabs,crack and waffles
Warning: This is very random and weird. If you have back,bone or head injuries I recommend you don't read this
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or Crack (Even though to common belief)
Beta: None
~Up in Starclan~
Bluestar: Guess what?
Other cats: What?
Bluestar: Something is coming to join us
Oakheart: Don’t you mean someone?
Bluestar: No, Tigerstar killed his waffle
Oakheart: Oh ok then….
Redtail: I call it!!!!!!! Me me me!
Redtail: -Bounces off the walls- He he eeheh!
Oakheart: What the matter with Redtail
Bluestar: Oh forgive him he is on crack.
Oakheart: Crack is wack and Dope is a joke
.
Blueheart: The waffle is now with us.
Redtail: -Takes waffle- He is my pet and no one else can have
him! -to waffle- I will name you Mr. Fuzzle Foozzle
Oakheart: How do you know it’s a boy?
Redtail: -Flips Mr. Fuzzle Foozzle upside down- Yep it’s a boy.
Bluestar: Freaks…-Flies away on magical crab-
Oakheart: BLUESTAR COME BACK OUR READERS WILL THINK WE ARE CRAZY WITH OUT YOU!
Redtail: -snuggles up with a random person reading this- Hi.
Oakheart: -to himself- Am I the only sane one?
Random Reader: Wait a minute.. Why am I in Starclan?
Redtail: Because I killed you with love!
Oakheart: Uhh I will leave you two alone…. -leaves-
Random reader: Help me!