IWW#1 }{ A Interview gone batty! (or catty whate

[ladybird]

Good Sunhigh everyone! Welcome to Ladybirds IWW (Interviews with warriors.) Today we'll interview the kittie that everyone loves to hate! Thats right Tigerstar! Also with us today are Scourge and Firestar! How is everyone.

Firestar:I'm good.

Scourge:Can't complain.

Tigerstar:Is that a camera?

Ladybird:Scourge can you take the first question please?

Tigerstar:I'm not so sure about this....

Scourge: Lay it on me Ladybird.

Ladybird:So your gang Bloodclan is it? You don't encourage close family ties,why?

Scourge:Well you see Bloodclan is very strict about those things. It's more of forbidden. You could get killed for something like that. Why we have that rule ties in with looking out for #1. Me.

Ladybird:Excuse me a minuet. Tigerstar what are you doing?

Tigerstar:MUST AVOID LENS OF DEATH!

Ladybird: Get out from under that desk! Your a grown evil ambitions kittie!

Firestar:Aww is de bad putty tat scwad of da wittle baby camwa?

Tigerstar:Stay out of this kittypet.

Firestar:Make me!

Scourge:I'm so outta here.

Ladybird: Can I come?

Scourge: Sure.

{Ladybird and Scourge walk off leaving the two "stars" to their fight.]

Tigerstar: I SHALL KILL YOU FIRESTAR!!!!! so there!

Firestar: I'm Tigerstar. I get stage fright!

Tigerstar:SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

{Firestar sneaks off}

Tigerstar:Where did everyone go? Hello? Um Anyone?


If you like it I'll do more.

[Dovewing]

Quote: Tigerstar:MUST AVOID LENS OF DEATH!

[glow=red,2,300]Rolfelism![/glow]

[Wildstar]

Firestar- Awwww is de bad putty dat scwad of da wittle baby camwa?


LOL!

Tigerstar- Must avoid lens of death!

LOL


What does ROLF stand for?

That was really funny Ladybird PLS PST MRE!

(please post more)

[ladybird]

Hello and welcome to IWW! This is your host Ladybird! Today we will be interviewing the leader of Thunderclan! Bluestar come on up here!

Bluestar:Whats going on? Your all trying to kill me aren't you? I knew it! It's a trap!

Ladybird:Bluestar please stop trying to rip off the camera man's face! Uh also with us is the deputy of Thunderclan, Fireheart!

Fireheart: Easy Bluestar, put down the chainsaw.

Bluestar:Oh no! They brain-washed Fireheart!

Fireheart:No Bluestar, I'm not brain-washed. Just....BLUESTAR!!! PUT THE MACHINE GUN DOWN!!!

Bluestar:DIE TRAITOR PERSONS!!!!!!!

Ladybird: (Hiding behind desk.) Whats going on?!?!

Fireheart:It's alright Ladybird. She lost her scythe.

Ladybird:She has a scythe?!?! Can we get on with the interview? Please?

Bluestar:(In a strait jacket) Interview evil! Must escape!

Fireheart:Go ahead Ladybird.

Ladybird:Scythe?!?!(whispering) OK calm down Ladybird. Just ask the questions get the answers. (out loud) Alright Bluestar. There's been a lot of talk about a prophecy, "Fire alone can save our clan"?

Bluestar:(singsong voice.) Fire bad. Fire blow up whole world. Mehahahahaha! Whole world go bye -bye. Hehohoho!

Fireheart:Alright Bluestar time for your pills. Then we'll take a nice nap OK?

Bluestar:Pills?!?! Your trying to poison me! Your a traitor too! NOOOO!! I go kill myself now.

Fireheart:Bluestar, It's just your medicine. Cinderpelt made them for you. We like Cinderpelt.

{Phone Rings}

Bluestar:AHHHH! EVIL SHADOWCLAN TRAP!!!!!!!!

Ladybird:No Bluestar it's just a phone. I'll get it.

Bluestar:Nooooooooo! Not a.... phone?

Firestar:What the heck is a phone?

Ladybird:It's a box with numbers on it you push the numbers and talk into it and they can hear you on the other end of the line.

Bluestar & Fireheart:Huh?

Ladybird:Never mind. (into phone) Scourge? Hi!

Scourge (over phone): Ladybird? This is really strange. I found this box with some numbers on it and now I'm talking to you!?!

Bluestar:The box thingy is evil! We must kill it. (takes out scythe and smashes phone)

Fireheart:I thought for sure I hid that thing.

Bluestar:YOU TRIED TO KIDNAP MY BABY SCYTHE!?!?!?!? YOUR EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poow wittle baby scythe-wcythe. Did dat mean ole Fiweheawt scawe you? FOR THIS OFFENCE THE TRAITOR MUST DIE!! (pulls out mace, sword, and tank.)

Fiweheawt:Your just to attached to your merderous wepons. AND DON'T SPELL MY NAME LIKE DAT!!! That I mean that.

Ladybird:Uhh were did she get the tank?

Random cat: RUN!! SHE'S GOT A TIE FIGHTER!!!!!!

Ladybird: That does it. I quit.

[Le Pount]

Bluestar's funny!

Bluestar:(In a strait jacket) Interview evil! Must escape!
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[Wildstar]

BLUESTAR- Fire bad. Fire blow up whole world. Mehahahahahahaha!
Whole world go bye-bye. Hehohoho!


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*Dies from laughter*

*Comes back to life*


LOLOLOLOOLOLOL.......


P.S. I think I wrote LOO...........

[Lightningstar]

Fireheart:Alright Bluestar time for your pills. Then we'll take a nice nap OK?

Bluestar:Pills?!?! Your trying to poison me! Your a traitor too! NOOOO!! I go kill myself now.

Fireheart:Bluestar, It's just your medicine. Cinderpelt made them for you. We like Cinderpelt.

xD My favorite part. "We like Cinderpelt." xD

[ladybird]

I've gotten a lot of feedback on IWW, I want to do more but can't unless I can think of some more cats to interview. If you want to see your favorite cat (or least favorite) on IWW you just have to ask and I just might use him/her!

[Lightningstar]

How about... Tallstar? He's neither my favorite or my least favorite, but I'm interested to see how it would turn out.

[Minty]

Ashfur! And really bash him! Now that would be FUNNY!

[ladybird]

I know! I just got this idea! Oh alright I'll bash Ashfur. But just this once.

[ladybird]

Hello everyone and welcome to IWW! Well today is couple day! Here they are, Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight!

Ashfur:Wait! I wanna go on to!

Ladybird: Sorry Ashfur, your not on the list and today's episode is about couples.

Ashfur:But I wanna!

Brambleclaw:*begins pushing Ashfur out the door.* Well sorry buddy better luck next time. Write OK? Keep in touch. Have a nice life!

Squirrelflight:Oh alright already! Ashfur can sit with me.

Ashfur:Squirrelflight you love me!

Squirrelflight:No. It's just that if I don't let you you'll whine about it for 12 moons.

Ashfur:Squirrelflight when words hit your tongue they become music!

Brambleclaw: Blegh.

Ladybird: So Brambleclaw what made you fall in love with Squirrleflight?

Brambleclaw:Well I think it was....

Ashfur: Ahh my beloved has many charms. The way she licks her paw, the way she stalks her prey, the way..

Brambleclaw: Spare me! I think what made me start to fall in love was her independence.

Ashfur: You are so low-class it sickens me. Oh Squirrelflight! You must be careful! You might brake your tiny delicate claws!

Squirrelflight: I'm just picking at my bracelet Ashfur.

Ashfur:Cheep little piece of junk. I guess you can't expect Brambleclaw to have any taste in anything.

Squirrelflight: You got it for me Ashfur. On our first date.

Ashfur:And what an exotic piece it is too! See Squirrelflight back then you were dating a tom with polish.

Brambleclaw:Who?

Ashfur:Your stupid tiny mind can't even begin to truly understand my lady's true virtues. Look as she lefts her paw in such away it makes my heart sing.

I can't get you off my minnnnnd,
I think of you all the timmme ...

*Brambleclaw takes a large hammer an prepares to wack Ashfur, Squirrel stops him and takes out an even bigger hammer.)

WACK!

Ashfur: (dazed) Look at all the pretty birdies go round an' round an' round. *falls down*

Squirrelflight:Quick lets wrap this up before he comes too.

Brambleclaw: I love it when she does that!

Ladybird:Quickly! We'll take my car!

Brambleclaw & Squirrelflight: Uh?

Ladybird:Forget it!

[Lightningstar]

That was funny. xD I like neither Ashfur nor Brambleclaw. They're both kind of... blah. If only Shrewpaw and Rainwhisker had lived... I don't see why Rainwhisker's death was important to the story...

[Minty]

That was pretty funny.

[courageheart]

i agree why did rainwhisker have to die?!!!i think they hate anything with rain in it,they killed rainfur too..............*sniffles*