IWW#1 }{ A Interview gone batty! (or catty whate

[Dovewing]

Bluestar:YOU TRIED TO KIDNAP MY BABY SCYTHE!?!?!?!? YOUR EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poow wittle baby scythe-wcythe. Did dat mean ole Fiweheawt scawe you? FOR THIS OFFENCE THE TRAITOR MUST DIE!! (pulls out mace, sword, and tank.)


[glow=red,2,300]ROFL![/glow] (Rolf means Rolling On the Floor Laughing.)

*Brambleclaw takes a large hammer an prepares to wack Ashfur, Squirrel stops him and takes out an even bigger hammer.)


[glow=red,2,300]ROFLTSB![/glow] (ROLF Till Sides Burst.)

Um... Do Halkfrost! Make him evil and funny! ;D

[ladybird]

Well we've finally have another episode! Lets watch!

Welcome to IWW you know the rest . Anyway today's guests are, Brambleclaw and Twanypelt! Hawkfrost and Mothwing! Goldenflower and Tigerstar! Uhh your not going to freak out again are you?

Tigerstar: No worries, I've been going to therapy, and I've got my blankie!

(Brambleclaw is licking a lollipop)

Hawkfrost: (hitting lollipop out of Brambleclaws paw) Stop it! Your being a wimp! Dad Brambleclaw is being a wimp again!

Brambleclaw:I just happen to like lollipops! Mom Hawkfrost is being a bully!

Tigerstar:Don't make me come back there!

Mothwing: (talking on cellphone) Yeah Leafpool it was like a total shock y'know? So now I'm like so totally like out of a job! Hawkfrost is like a big mousebrain! I mean like he's making me like lie about like about signs and stuff!

Ladybird:Ahem!

Mothwing:Oh I like got to totally like go now! Bye!

Ladybird: Thank you! Now Tigerstar, Hows Stasha doing?

Goldenflower:Stasha? Who's Stasha?

Tigerstar:Uhhh no one dearest.

Goldenflower: I was wondering where those two to came from!

(Points at Hawkfrost and Mothwing, Hawkfrost looks at the far wall and Mothwing becomes strangely interested in her nail polish.)

Tigerstar: Uhh who are you two and how did you get here?

Goldenflower: Nice try two-timer!

Tigerstar: OK your upset.

Goldenflower:I'll show you upset! (Storm's out)

Tawnypelt:Your going to be stuck sleeping on the couch again are ya?

Tigerstar: Naa I'll just go over to Stashas!

(phone rings)

Everyone except Ladybird:WHATS THAT?

Ladybird: It's a phone, Mothwing you should know, you've got a cell phone.

Mothwing: Well my phone like makes music and stuff.

Ladybird:Ugh why do I bother? (into phone) Hello?

Stasha (on phone):Hello Ladybird, I was just watching your show and I saw the funniest thing Haheehahee,

Tigerstar:(nervous) Haheehahee, And what can that be love?

Stasha:Haheeeha, oh not much darling just a she-cat called Goldenflower!!! Care to explain?

Tigerstar:Uhh will you yell at me if I say no?

Stasha:Yep.

Tigerstar:No.

Stasha:IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR MANGY PELT AROUND MY PLACE AGAIN I'LL FOLD YOU THREE WAYS AND FEED YOU TO A CHIPMUNK!!!

Tigerstar: *whimper*

Stasha:Thanks honey I'm glad we had this talk. Oh I almost forgot I've got a date!

Tigerstar:A DATE!!!!

Stasha: Yeah I meant the nicest TC tom, Redtail!

Tigerstar:REDTAIL!!!! STASHA REDTAIL IS MY ARCH ENEMEY!!! YOU CAN'T DATE REDTAIL!!!!

Stasha:He's sweet,caring,mature and smart, Can't say the same for you blankie boy.

Tigerstar:Don't insult my blankie! And hey! I'm evil I have no time for being sweet!

Hawkfrost:I'm evil too! HAHAHHAHHAHA!

Stasha:Of course you are dear, be nice to your sister!

Hawkfrost:Yes mom...

Stasha:Bye kids! I miss you! Bye mangy ball of filth and fur.

Tigerstar:I love you too. Wait if I'm a leader, that means I killed Redtail cause I did that in the first book, but if Hawkfrost and Mothwing are here that means I should be died now.... I'm confused! Now lets see (drones on)

Stasha: Don't hurt yourself. (hangs up)

Ladybird:Tigerstar it's a fanfic! A fanfic!

Tigerstar:Huh?

Ladybird:(sigh) I've got to find a new job.

[Minty]

That was really funny! Good job!

[Dovewing]

Quick Question: How many times is Ladybird gonna quit?!?

LOL, FUNNY!!!

[ladybird]

Thanks everyone!

Dovewing:I don't know. She hates her life.

[Wildstar]

PLEESSAAEEE do Yellowfang and Purdy! You said you would.............

I love this it is so funny, mate!

[Wildstar]

What is with

sTasha? I thought it was Sasha?>..........

[ladybird]

Welcome to IWW blah blah blah you know the drill. Yellowfang and Purdy are the ones to make my life feel miserable to night. (crowd cheers) Um OK right. So come on up here. I guess.

Purdy:Hi my name is Purdy. Now I don't know why I have that name. I guess my mother thought I looked purdy! I like that thought. My mother was pretty too you know. Oh you've never met her. She lives across the street from a cat I once knew second cousin twice removed best friend's aunt. blahblahblahblah

Ladybird:It's going to be a looooooooooooong night. So Yellowfang...

Yellowfang:Don't talk to me!

Ladybird:But you agreed to be interviewed.

Yellowfang: Oh I agreed to be interviewed? I Didn't agree to anything! It was that mouse-brained Firepaws idea to get out of work! Stupid apprentice. I'm sitting quietly and then he comes up. "Oh Yellowfang you have to go get interviewed in 30 min." *grumble grumble*

Purdy:And that is the story of how I saved the giant lizard from being eaten by a goldfish. Wait what were we talking about?

Ladybird:OK Purdy it is believed that you suffer memory loss. What do you have to say about this?

*crickets chirp*

Purdy:............................................Wha? I do not suffer from memory loss! Now I'm all mad and angry! WHO SAID I SUFFER FROM MEMORY LOSS? WHEN I FIND THAT................................................what were we talking about?

Yellowfang:Please just shoot me now.

Purdy:OK. *takes out gun*

Ladybird:STOP!!!!! NO WEAPONS NO WEAPONS!

Purdy:humph party pooper.

Yellowfang:Great now I have to fling my self into a fire or something.

Ladybird:I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!! I QUIT AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER SHE-CAT TO FORCE YOUR EVIL UPON! CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! DO YOU HEAR ME MR. FANCY PANTS DIRECTOR?!?! OH YOU THINK YOUR SO CLEVER DO YOU?!? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A SHOW IF IT CAME UP AND SLAPPED YOU IN THE FACE!!!

*Ladybird storms out*

Yellowfang: She'll be back.

Purdy:I don't know she was pretty mad.

Yellowfang:She'll be back.

*three hours later*

Purdy:I don't think she'll be back.

Yellowfang:I think you may be right.

*silence*

Purdy:Soooo still want me to shoot you?

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To Wildpaw who nagged me into making it. *wink wink*

Wow my first cliff hanger. Will Ladybird return to her dead end job as our favorite interviewer? If not who will take her place? What will be her new job? What was with those Crickets? Tune in next time to find the answers! Except for the cricket thing. You'll never know..... Voice:Oh yes they will!

Huh?

Cricket head boss guy:Let me tell you something! We were promised a whole ballet number complete with a show down in a ice rink. And what do we get? We get *crickets chirp* It's unfair and should be illegal!

Crickets:FIGHT FOR CRICKET RIGHTS! FFCR FFCR FFCR!

OK. See ya. and don't forget FFCR FFCR FFCR FFCR!



*the author of this story thinks FFCR is stupid and only put that in there because they sponsor this fan-fic.

[ladybird]

Jul 25, 2008 0:30:43 GMT -5 Wildstar said:

What is with

sTasha? I thought it was Sasha?>..........

I'm ignoring this remark as I'm to lazy to remove every T in the name.

[Lightningstar]

Write another one soon! =D

[Wildstar]

Thanks for doing them I couldn't stop laughing
Now do:

Talltar and Blackstar and Crookedstar andd Leopardstar and Onestar and Bluestar and Nightstar and Raggedstar and Brokenstar and..........................................blahblahblahblahblahblahblah.....

[ladybird]

In our last episode....

Ladybird: I QUIT! AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!

Purdy:I don't think she'll be back.

Crickets:FFCR FFCR FFCR!
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Uh hello? I'm uh I'm the new host, uhhh Bluejay. Yeah or something like that.

Tigerstar:Hi
Bluestar:Hi
Nightstar:Hi
Firestar:Hmmmm wha?
Blackstar:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN SHADOWCLAN CAMP!!!!!!

Bluestar:LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN THUNDERCLAN LAND!!!

Blackstar:WHILE I'M THE ONE WHO IS STILL SANE!!!!!

Tigerstar:Yes yes we all know your sane Blackstar, now time for your various pills and what not.WHAT TH....I CAN'T TELL THESE APART! I'M AN EVIL CLAN LEADER NOT A MEDICINE CAT!!!

Firestar:While Nightstar it looks like we're the only sane leaders here.

Nghtstar: BEING SANE ROCKS MAN!!

Firestar: Alriiiight...I'm the only sane one here.

Bluejay:Uhhh Bluestar why are you so tense? Uhhh all the time?

Bluestar:I AM NOT TENSE!!!! DO I LOOK TENSE TO YOU? WELL I'M NOT TENSE!!!

Blackstar:BLUESTAR IS TENSE! BLUESTAR IS TENSE! AND I'M SANE!

Bluestar: THAT DOES IT! WAR ON RIVERCLAN!

Firestar:Uhhh Bluestar it's ShadowClan that offended you.

Bluestar:WAR ON THEM TOO THEN!

(here Bluejay sneaks out never to be heard from again)
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Ladybird:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FIRED??!!!

Store Manager: You throw a bag of rocks at a costumer.

Ladybird:He called me fat!!!!!

SM:The costumer is always right.

Ladybird:Argh! THATS IT! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(The clan leaders have taken control of WWI! Bluestar has declared war on the ShadowClan leaders and now She and Firestar are preparing in one of the Dressing Rooms.)

Bluestar:Chose your weapon sah!

Firestar:Bluestar are the Roman Soldier costumes really necessary?

Bluestar:Well DUH! ALL LOYAL THUNDERCLAN WARRIORS LOVE COSTUMES! AND COOKIES!!!!!! DO YOU LOVE THEM FIRESTAR?!?!?!?! DO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!

Firestar:Well sure but it feels kinda stupid....

Bluestar:TRAITOR! YOU DISLIKE OUR REALLY COOL AND NOT STUPID COSTUMES!

Firestar: No! I like I like!

Bluestar:GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MADE A PLAN THINGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Meanwhile in SC dressing room)

Tigerstar: THESE COWBOY COSTUMES ARE NOT PROPER CLOTHING FOR A MIGHTY KITTY!!!!!!!!!

Blackstar:YOU DARE QUESTION MY JUDGMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightstar:COWBOY COSTUMES ROCK MAN!!!!

Blackstar;I'm going to sit with him.

Nightstar:SITTING WITH ME ROCKS MAN!!!

Tigerstar:WOULD YOU STOP SAYING ROCK MAN?! SAYING ROCK MAN IS FOR WIMPS!

Nightstar: WIMPS ROCK MAN!!!!!!!!

Tigerstar:FORGET IT!!!! YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!

Blackstar:LETS STOP ACTING LIKE BABY KITS AND MICE'S! I HAVE A PLAN SO WE CAN DEFEAT THUNDERCLAN FOREVERR!
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Snooty Head Chef: Miss Ladybird. Your supposed to wait the tables not weigh the tables.

Ladybird:Aww come on lighten up! LETS POLKA!!!

SHC:This....is..... just...... STUPID!!!! THIS IS A HIGH CLASS EATING FACILITY NOT A DAY-CARE FOR CLOWNS!!!!!! Get out your fired!

(later...)

Ladybird:This is crazy! Thats is the thirtieth job I lost this morning. I guess there's only one place were I really belong. Time to get back to my job at WWI! Yeah!

(Ladybird runs back to the studio.)

Ladybird: I'm back! And here to stay!

Yellowfang:YES! Purdy you owe me five bucks.

Bluestar:THUNDERCLAN ATTACK!!!!

Blackstar:SHADOWCLAN ATTACK!!!

(Water balloons fall through the air)

Bluestar:IDEA STEALER IDEA STEALER!!!

Nightstar:IDEA STEALER'S ROCK MAN!!

Tigerstar:THAT DOES IT YOUR DEAD!!!!

Blackstar:IF YOU TWO START FIGHTING I'LL FIGHT TOO!!

Firestar:WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONLY SANE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladybird:I QUIT!

[Wildstar]

Hey, you're back!
ROFL!
Plz continue!
>.<

And dont take as long as last time! xD ;D

[BuMbLe]

lol so funny i couldn't stop laughing!!!

[hazeldream]

This is the first time I think that I died laughing! (Good things I have 8 lives left!) Dies frome laughing again (Well 7 lives) Please check out my new storys "Total Kitty Island" and "Unwanted Kits"