Post by Dovewing on May 31, 2008 15:23:11 GMT -5
My second comedy;D
Title: Warriors Improv
Chapters: Over ten chapters.
Author: Dovewing
Pairing: There are lots, to many to count. Um, here are some, FireXSand, BrambleXSquirell, and Ashfur wants it to be AshXSquirell, but it doesn't really happen. There is a surprise involving Halkfrost in this category, but you have to read this to figure it out.
Rating: PG (I don't think there is anything bad, but this is just in case.)
Spoilers: Major New prophesy, Minor Power of three, but it is recommended.
Summary: Someone made Improve at the island in the time of New prophesy. But everything goes haywire when Halkfrost changes the groups.... What Improve is, you need to read to figure out.
Warning: nothing really.
Disclaimer: Dovewing doesn't own anything, especially Warriors, Improv, Kim Possible, Block busters, all time machine stores, and Halkfrost (for some reason, my Halkfrost acks a lot like Isis's, although he's more intrested in impresing a certain she-cat than ruling the forest.)
Beta: None
Cover: None
More disclaimers when I get further into the story!
Dovewing's note: The cats in my story say she-cat and tom instead of girl and boy.
Chapter1.
part1.
Lionpaw, Jaypaw, and Hollypaw started this adventure like all others- so bored that they felt like clawing someone's eyes out for fun. But before they could make any one unlucky cat a causality, there was a flier floating on the wind. Just floating, falling, getting tossed by the wind, till it made a landing- onto Lionpaw's face.
"Hey! What gives?" Lionpaw removed the flier from his face and started reading, "Are you bored? Nothing to do in you're spare time other than clawing someone's eyes out just for fun?"
"Yup, that pretty much sums it up" Jaypaw said, suddenly interested.
Lionpaw continued reading, "Then come to our improv night! Held at the Island, were cats of all clans, yes, it includes Starclan, too, can improv in peace, and laugh at each other's jokes. Come to improv night and join the fun!"
"Sounds like improv is our cure for boredom." Jaypaw was saying, until Miley Cyrus's song, see you again, started playing in the clearing, making every cat in Thunderclan camp stare at them.
"Sorry" Hollypaw said, taking her cell phone out of the pocket that no one knew she had. She was suddenly into an conversation that had nothing to do with them, so Jaypaw and Lionpaw started talking to each other.
"Do we even know what improv is?" Lionpaw asked.
"Who cares? I'm bored!"
Hollypaw got off her phone and said "Were going to improv."
"Why?" Lionpaw wondered aloud "I'm not going!"
Hollypaw simply ansered "Because Willowpaw, Heatherpaw, and Honeypaw are going."
Lionpaw's face instantly lit up. "I'm going to improv!!!"
"Me too." Jaypaw said "Pretty She-cats!"
"You're blind." Hollypaw pointed out.
"So?"
While Hollypaw and Jaypaw started to wrestle, Lionpaw took another look at the flier. "Um, guys, we can't go. It took place in the time of New Prophesy."
Hollypaw stopped wrestling "Well, duh! That's why were using Heatherpaw's time machine to get there!"
Lionpaw was confused. "Were did she get a time machine?"
"At the time machine store right nest to block busters."
"Oh."
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Part2.
In the time of new prophesy....
Bramblecaw was walking around, doing whatever deputies do, when a voice called him, and no, not a voice from Starclan.
"Brambbiee!" Squirellflight came over to Brambleclaw with a flier in her hand- er- paw. "Look what I found!" She handed the flier to him, she was obviously looking for his reaction.
Brambleclaw started reading "Improv night... Tons of fun... Perfect for dating couples..."
Squirellflight was, well, really, really exited right now. "So, will you go with me?"
"Only if you promise to never call me 'Brambby' again."
"Great!"
"It's better than great, it's fantastic!" Ashfur had appeared out of no were and was trying to get his arm around Squirellflight. "We can all go together!"
"Great... that's... fantastic...." It didn't take a genius to tell that Squirellflight wasn't happy, but then again, Ashfur was no rocket scientist.
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Part3.
In Riverclan.....
Halkfrost was so exited, he could barely keep himself from laughing evilly in public. From his spy equipment, mainly a very large telescope, he now knew that Brambleclaw, Ashfur, and Squirellflight were all going to improv night. He didn't even know what improv night was, but he knew that he was going.
"Mothwing!" His sister hurried in with what he was waiting for, a flier. He read it aloud. "Looking to impress your she-cat... come to improv night!.... The perfect way to make a she-cat friend. He couldn't help himself, he laughed. "MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAMEOW!" Soon,he thought, Squirellflight will be mine!
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Part4.
Somewere in Starclan.....
Spottedleaf was tanning on a rock some were in Starclan territory. Thanks to buckets of ice cream, and watching 'Opera' for hours on end, she was now over Firestar being of the market. She sighed, wondering if she would ever get a tom. Suddenly, a flier fluttered by. (Don't ask me how a flier ever got to Starclan, even I don't know were it is.)
She picked it up and read it. "Are you single? Do you want that special someone? Than come to improv night!"
Spottedleaf's heart sped up, this was her perfect answer! There was only one question remaining, what the heck was improv?!?
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Part5.
meanwhile in Shadowclan territory.....
Tawnypelt was acting out the scene from Romeo and Juliet were Romeo and Juliet kiss. She was just at the big moment, when she realized that they couldn't kiss, because she was playing both parts. That's when the flier came by.
"Are you an actor? Tired of playing both parts of Romeo and Juliet? Then come to Improv night!" You know what happens next.....
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Now wasn't that worth you're precious time that you could have been using to raid the fridge? Please comment, the next chapter will come soon!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Warriors Improv
Chapters: Over ten chapters.
Author: Dovewing
Pairing: There are lots, to many to count. Um, here are some, FireXSand, BrambleXSquirell, and Ashfur wants it to be AshXSquirell, but it doesn't really happen. There is a surprise involving Halkfrost in this category, but you have to read this to figure it out.
Rating: PG (I don't think there is anything bad, but this is just in case.)
Spoilers: Major New prophesy, Minor Power of three, but it is recommended.
Summary: Someone made Improve at the island in the time of New prophesy. But everything goes haywire when Halkfrost changes the groups.... What Improve is, you need to read to figure out.
Warning: nothing really.
Disclaimer: Dovewing doesn't own anything, especially Warriors, Improv, Kim Possible, Block busters, all time machine stores, and Halkfrost (for some reason, my Halkfrost acks a lot like Isis's, although he's more intrested in impresing a certain she-cat than ruling the forest.)
Beta: None
Cover: None
More disclaimers when I get further into the story!
Dovewing's note: The cats in my story say she-cat and tom instead of girl and boy.
Chapter1.
part1.
Lionpaw, Jaypaw, and Hollypaw started this adventure like all others- so bored that they felt like clawing someone's eyes out for fun. But before they could make any one unlucky cat a causality, there was a flier floating on the wind. Just floating, falling, getting tossed by the wind, till it made a landing- onto Lionpaw's face.
"Hey! What gives?" Lionpaw removed the flier from his face and started reading, "Are you bored? Nothing to do in you're spare time other than clawing someone's eyes out just for fun?"
"Yup, that pretty much sums it up" Jaypaw said, suddenly interested.
Lionpaw continued reading, "Then come to our improv night! Held at the Island, were cats of all clans, yes, it includes Starclan, too, can improv in peace, and laugh at each other's jokes. Come to improv night and join the fun!"
"Sounds like improv is our cure for boredom." Jaypaw was saying, until Miley Cyrus's song, see you again, started playing in the clearing, making every cat in Thunderclan camp stare at them.
"Sorry" Hollypaw said, taking her cell phone out of the pocket that no one knew she had. She was suddenly into an conversation that had nothing to do with them, so Jaypaw and Lionpaw started talking to each other.
"Do we even know what improv is?" Lionpaw asked.
"Who cares? I'm bored!"
Hollypaw got off her phone and said "Were going to improv."
"Why?" Lionpaw wondered aloud "I'm not going!"
Hollypaw simply ansered "Because Willowpaw, Heatherpaw, and Honeypaw are going."
Lionpaw's face instantly lit up. "I'm going to improv!!!"
"Me too." Jaypaw said "Pretty She-cats!"
"You're blind." Hollypaw pointed out.
"So?"
While Hollypaw and Jaypaw started to wrestle, Lionpaw took another look at the flier. "Um, guys, we can't go. It took place in the time of New Prophesy."
Hollypaw stopped wrestling "Well, duh! That's why were using Heatherpaw's time machine to get there!"
Lionpaw was confused. "Were did she get a time machine?"
"At the time machine store right nest to block busters."
"Oh."
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Part2.
In the time of new prophesy....
Bramblecaw was walking around, doing whatever deputies do, when a voice called him, and no, not a voice from Starclan.
"Brambbiee!" Squirellflight came over to Brambleclaw with a flier in her hand- er- paw. "Look what I found!" She handed the flier to him, she was obviously looking for his reaction.
Brambleclaw started reading "Improv night... Tons of fun... Perfect for dating couples..."
Squirellflight was, well, really, really exited right now. "So, will you go with me?"
"Only if you promise to never call me 'Brambby' again."
"Great!"
"It's better than great, it's fantastic!" Ashfur had appeared out of no were and was trying to get his arm around Squirellflight. "We can all go together!"
"Great... that's... fantastic...." It didn't take a genius to tell that Squirellflight wasn't happy, but then again, Ashfur was no rocket scientist.
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Part3.
In Riverclan.....
Halkfrost was so exited, he could barely keep himself from laughing evilly in public. From his spy equipment, mainly a very large telescope, he now knew that Brambleclaw, Ashfur, and Squirellflight were all going to improv night. He didn't even know what improv night was, but he knew that he was going.
"Mothwing!" His sister hurried in with what he was waiting for, a flier. He read it aloud. "Looking to impress your she-cat... come to improv night!.... The perfect way to make a she-cat friend. He couldn't help himself, he laughed. "MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAMEOW!" Soon,he thought, Squirellflight will be mine!
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Part4.
Somewere in Starclan.....
Spottedleaf was tanning on a rock some were in Starclan territory. Thanks to buckets of ice cream, and watching 'Opera' for hours on end, she was now over Firestar being of the market. She sighed, wondering if she would ever get a tom. Suddenly, a flier fluttered by. (Don't ask me how a flier ever got to Starclan, even I don't know were it is.)
She picked it up and read it. "Are you single? Do you want that special someone? Than come to improv night!"
Spottedleaf's heart sped up, this was her perfect answer! There was only one question remaining, what the heck was improv?!?
----------------------------------------------------------
Part5.
meanwhile in Shadowclan territory.....
Tawnypelt was acting out the scene from Romeo and Juliet were Romeo and Juliet kiss. She was just at the big moment, when she realized that they couldn't kiss, because she was playing both parts. That's when the flier came by.
"Are you an actor? Tired of playing both parts of Romeo and Juliet? Then come to Improv night!" You know what happens next.....
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Now wasn't that worth you're precious time that you could have been using to raid the fridge? Please comment, the next chapter will come soon!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D