Post by davinakay on Jun 13, 2008 17:24:06 GMT -5
Warriors Fan Fiction
BeatleClan
Prologue
**In StarClan**
Bluestar: I’m bored. Can’t we just LEAVE StarClan and go back to where we were?
Silverstream: Well, we’re DEAD. We can’t go back.
Bluestar: WHAT?? WE’RE DEAD?
Silverstream: Yep.
Bluestar: Oh.
Spottedleaf: What are you guys talking about?
Redtail: (to Spottedleaf) Don’t worry. They’re just being stupid.
Chapter 1
**Thunderclap**
Firestar: GOD, this is getting annoying. In at least 7 books, I’ve gotten THREE different names.
Graystripe: Yeah, tell me about it.
Firestar: What do YOU know? You’ve only gotten 2 names in the first series!
Graystripe: Yeah, but I have MY own series. HaHAHAHAHA.
Firestar: And you have Millie… she’s cute.
Graystripe: Hmm…. Well, you’re the Clan leader.
Firestar: Yeah, but that’s no fun! No one cares! It’s like politics these days!
Graystripe: Maybe we should start our own Clan…..?
(Firestar nods)
**Forest**
Firestar: (on laptop) I want to represent the most popular band EVER!
Graystripe: Google it.
Firestar: OK… It’s a band called the…The… Beatles.
Graystripe: Wonder who they are?
Firestar; They’re four Twolegs called John, Paul, George and Ringo.
Graystripe: Is there a video of them?
Firestar: Yes… here.
(We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's getting very near the end
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.)
Graystripe…wow. Play it again!
**Both start dancing around**
(We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's getting very near the end
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.)
Firestar: This is the best band of all time.
Graystripe: Any other songs?
Firestar: Yep. Here.
(Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Joan was quizzical, studied phataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, oh-oh-oh-oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-o-o-on?
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door
Bang, bang
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down upon her head.
Clang, Clang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead.)
Firestar: That one was a little morbid, but what the heck.
Graystripe: So first we need names. Dibs on the John guy!
Firestar: Fine. But he’s the leader so you’re in charge. You are Lennonstar.
Lennonstar (Graystripe): OK.
Firestar: But that means I’M the cute one, Paul.
Lennonstar: No fair!
Firestar: Ok then, I’m McCartneyleaf!
Sleepingpaw: Ooh! Me! Me! Can I be in?
McCartneyleaf: OK. You’re Ringo.
Sleepingpaw: Ok then, then I’m Starpaw.
McCartneyleaf: But we need a George!
Starrpaw: Hmm… then we need to get an apprentice…
Arrowpaw: **walks up** Ooh… how ‘bout me?
Starrpaw: Then you’re Harrisonpaw.
Chapter 3
**StarClan**
Bluestar: How come we can’t do fun stuff around here? Like hunting?
Redtail: I don’t know. ZZZZZZZ…ZZZZ…
**All snore**
Spottedleaf: Hey! Hey guys! Firestar is gonna do something REALLY stupid!
Redtail: What?
Spottedleaf: Start a BeatleClan.
Bluestar: What’s that?
Spottedleaf: I don’t know… Let’s look it up on Wikipedia.
Bluestar: What’s—
**BeatleClan**
Lennonstar: Well you should see Polythene Pam
McCartneyleaf: She’s so good looking but she looks like a man
Starrpaw: Um… a-something-a-something-something-polythene bag, well you should see Polythene Pam!
Harrisonpaw: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lennonstar: WOO!
McCartneyleaf: OK, let’s hunt.
Lennonstar: No. I wanna do something more… fun!
Harrisonpaw: Like?
Lennonstar: CONCERT.
Harrisonpaw, McCartneyleaf, and Starrpaw: NO.
Lennonstar: Good point. We only have those cruddy speakers.
Harrisonpaw: Which is why we said no.
Lennonstar: Now that we’re all rich and stuff maybe we could get one of those awesome speakers other people had.
McCartneyleaf: Ok. That’ll work.
Lennonstar: Hmm…. (Goes to amp store)
Mew, meow, mew, meow meoooww?
Shopkeeper: Mew mew meoooww. Mew meow mew mew. Meow!!!!
Lennonstar: Meow mew meoooww.
(Goes out)
Lennonstar: That was easy.
McCartneyleaf: What did you do?
Lennonstar: Don’t ask.
Shopkeeper: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!
**StarClan**
Bluestar: Don’t worry, ‘bout a thing… ‘CAUSE EVERY ‘LIL THING GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
Silverstream: BLUESTAR!! SHUT UP!!!
Bluestar: EXODUS! MOVEMENT OF DA PEOPLE!!
Redtail: BLUESTAR!
Bluestar: Rise up this morning… smile at the rising sun…three ‘lil birds… sit by my doorstep. Singing’ sweet songs. Of melodies pure and true. Singin, THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU-OU-OU!!
Redtail: (whispers to Bluestar) Do you think she’s addicted to Bob Marley songs?
Bluestar: No woman no cry… Wait- what? Who’s addicted to Jacob Marley? Not me, I mean he’s Scrooge’s old business partner.
Redtail: No. BOB Marley.
Bluestar: Ok. I SHOT THE SHERIFF- ZZZZ…ZZZZZ…. ZZZZ.
Silverstream: She’s out like a light!
Redtail: Well. I think she’s getting delusional.
Silverstream: Good guess…
**BeatleClan**
(On top of The Great Sycamore)
Harrisonpaw: Still my guitar gently weeps…
**StarClan**
Bluestar: WAAIT! NOOOO! GET DOWN FROM STARCLAN, QUICK!!
Spottedleaf: W-What?
Bluestar: BeatleClan is doing a concert on top of The Great Sycamore! A few years after that Arrowpaw and Graystripe-er-Harrisonpaw and Lennonstar will die!
Redtail: B-but there’s nothing we can do!
Bluestar: Hey, you might be the ThunderClan former deputy but who’s the LEADER here?
Redtail: But----but—
Bluestar: I can move trees! And restore time!
Redtail: …you---you—can now!
Spottedleaf: …ohmigodohmigodohmigod…
(SHEENGIPAOWWAPREOWPWE!
WIP…WAP…WORP…WOOARP…weep.)
Harrisonpaw: I look at the world, and I notice it’s turning…while my guitar gently wee-
(Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps…)
Bluestar: (breathing heavily) Won’t you help to sing…. These songs of freedom…. It’s all I ever ask… Redemption songs…
Redtail: A…all is not lost.bu…but her addiction still remains.
**ThunderClan**
Firestar: Arrowpaw and Sleepingpaw, please come up.
Arrowpaw and Sleepingpaw: Y-yes?
Firestar: I’d like to now call you Arrowheart and Sleepingfur.
Arrowpaw: Oh my gosh… thank you so much. Wow…Arrowheart. Wow.
Graystripe: (whispers) Any reason you did that?
Firestar: The benefit of the doubt.
They deserved it in the first place.
Hehe, this was fun doing.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them. Or the Beatles
Hey, don't ask why I did this , it was for fun. It's on DeviantART and Yahoo! Answers.
If you like my work, look at my gallery of stories
davinakay.deviantart.com/gallery/
BeatleClan
Prologue
**In StarClan**
Bluestar: I’m bored. Can’t we just LEAVE StarClan and go back to where we were?
Silverstream: Well, we’re DEAD. We can’t go back.
Bluestar: WHAT?? WE’RE DEAD?
Silverstream: Yep.
Bluestar: Oh.
Spottedleaf: What are you guys talking about?
Redtail: (to Spottedleaf) Don’t worry. They’re just being stupid.
Chapter 1
**Thunderclap**
Firestar: GOD, this is getting annoying. In at least 7 books, I’ve gotten THREE different names.
Graystripe: Yeah, tell me about it.
Firestar: What do YOU know? You’ve only gotten 2 names in the first series!
Graystripe: Yeah, but I have MY own series. HaHAHAHAHA.
Firestar: And you have Millie… she’s cute.
Graystripe: Hmm…. Well, you’re the Clan leader.
Firestar: Yeah, but that’s no fun! No one cares! It’s like politics these days!
Graystripe: Maybe we should start our own Clan…..?
(Firestar nods)
**Forest**
Firestar: (on laptop) I want to represent the most popular band EVER!
Graystripe: Google it.
Firestar: OK… It’s a band called the…The… Beatles.
Graystripe: Wonder who they are?
Firestar; They’re four Twolegs called John, Paul, George and Ringo.
Graystripe: Is there a video of them?
Firestar: Yes… here.
(We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's getting very near the end
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.)
Graystripe…wow. Play it again!
**Both start dancing around**
(We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's getting very near the end
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.)
Firestar: This is the best band of all time.
Graystripe: Any other songs?
Firestar: Yep. Here.
(Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Joan was quizzical, studied phataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, oh-oh-oh-oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-o-o-on?
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door
Bang, bang
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down upon her head.
Clang, Clang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead.)
Firestar: That one was a little morbid, but what the heck.
Graystripe: So first we need names. Dibs on the John guy!
Firestar: Fine. But he’s the leader so you’re in charge. You are Lennonstar.
Lennonstar (Graystripe): OK.
Firestar: But that means I’M the cute one, Paul.
Lennonstar: No fair!
Firestar: Ok then, I’m McCartneyleaf!
Sleepingpaw: Ooh! Me! Me! Can I be in?
McCartneyleaf: OK. You’re Ringo.
Sleepingpaw: Ok then, then I’m Starpaw.
McCartneyleaf: But we need a George!
Starrpaw: Hmm… then we need to get an apprentice…
Arrowpaw: **walks up** Ooh… how ‘bout me?
Starrpaw: Then you’re Harrisonpaw.
Chapter 3
**StarClan**
Bluestar: How come we can’t do fun stuff around here? Like hunting?
Redtail: I don’t know. ZZZZZZZ…ZZZZ…
**All snore**
Spottedleaf: Hey! Hey guys! Firestar is gonna do something REALLY stupid!
Redtail: What?
Spottedleaf: Start a BeatleClan.
Bluestar: What’s that?
Spottedleaf: I don’t know… Let’s look it up on Wikipedia.
Bluestar: What’s—
**BeatleClan**
Lennonstar: Well you should see Polythene Pam
McCartneyleaf: She’s so good looking but she looks like a man
Starrpaw: Um… a-something-a-something-something-polythene bag, well you should see Polythene Pam!
Harrisonpaw: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lennonstar: WOO!
McCartneyleaf: OK, let’s hunt.
Lennonstar: No. I wanna do something more… fun!
Harrisonpaw: Like?
Lennonstar: CONCERT.
Harrisonpaw, McCartneyleaf, and Starrpaw: NO.
Lennonstar: Good point. We only have those cruddy speakers.
Harrisonpaw: Which is why we said no.
Lennonstar: Now that we’re all rich and stuff maybe we could get one of those awesome speakers other people had.
McCartneyleaf: Ok. That’ll work.
Lennonstar: Hmm…. (Goes to amp store)
Mew, meow, mew, meow meoooww?
Shopkeeper: Mew mew meoooww. Mew meow mew mew. Meow!!!!
Lennonstar: Meow mew meoooww.
(Goes out)
Lennonstar: That was easy.
McCartneyleaf: What did you do?
Lennonstar: Don’t ask.
Shopkeeper: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!
**StarClan**
Bluestar: Don’t worry, ‘bout a thing… ‘CAUSE EVERY ‘LIL THING GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
Silverstream: BLUESTAR!! SHUT UP!!!
Bluestar: EXODUS! MOVEMENT OF DA PEOPLE!!
Redtail: BLUESTAR!
Bluestar: Rise up this morning… smile at the rising sun…three ‘lil birds… sit by my doorstep. Singing’ sweet songs. Of melodies pure and true. Singin, THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU-OU-OU!!
Redtail: (whispers to Bluestar) Do you think she’s addicted to Bob Marley songs?
Bluestar: No woman no cry… Wait- what? Who’s addicted to Jacob Marley? Not me, I mean he’s Scrooge’s old business partner.
Redtail: No. BOB Marley.
Bluestar: Ok. I SHOT THE SHERIFF- ZZZZ…ZZZZZ…. ZZZZ.
Silverstream: She’s out like a light!
Redtail: Well. I think she’s getting delusional.
Silverstream: Good guess…
**BeatleClan**
(On top of The Great Sycamore)
Harrisonpaw: Still my guitar gently weeps…
**StarClan**
Bluestar: WAAIT! NOOOO! GET DOWN FROM STARCLAN, QUICK!!
Spottedleaf: W-What?
Bluestar: BeatleClan is doing a concert on top of The Great Sycamore! A few years after that Arrowpaw and Graystripe-er-Harrisonpaw and Lennonstar will die!
Redtail: B-but there’s nothing we can do!
Bluestar: Hey, you might be the ThunderClan former deputy but who’s the LEADER here?
Redtail: But----but—
Bluestar: I can move trees! And restore time!
Redtail: …you---you—can now!
Spottedleaf: …ohmigodohmigodohmigod…
(SHEENGIPAOWWAPREOWPWE!
WIP…WAP…WORP…WOOARP…weep.)
Harrisonpaw: I look at the world, and I notice it’s turning…while my guitar gently wee-
(Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps…)
Bluestar: (breathing heavily) Won’t you help to sing…. These songs of freedom…. It’s all I ever ask… Redemption songs…
Redtail: A…all is not lost.bu…but her addiction still remains.
**ThunderClan**
Firestar: Arrowpaw and Sleepingpaw, please come up.
Arrowpaw and Sleepingpaw: Y-yes?
Firestar: I’d like to now call you Arrowheart and Sleepingfur.
Arrowpaw: Oh my gosh… thank you so much. Wow…Arrowheart. Wow.
Graystripe: (whispers) Any reason you did that?
Firestar: The benefit of the doubt.
They deserved it in the first place.
Hehe, this was fun doing.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them. Or the Beatles
Hey, don't ask why I did this , it was for fun. It's on DeviantART and Yahoo! Answers.
If you like my work, look at my gallery of stories
davinakay.deviantart.com/gallery/
