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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Jul 16, 2008 19:35:48 GMT -5
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Jul 16, 2008 20:17:43 GMT -5
Chapter 1
The Bus
Hollypaw: I wanna go to Wonderland!
Jaypaw: Let's get on the bus!
Lionpaw: HURRY UP!!!!!!!
(they all walk to the bus stop)
Jaypaw: THUNDERPATH!!!
Hollypaw: Shut UP!
(a bus comes along)
Jaypaw: MONSTER!!!!!!!
Lionpaw: It's the bus.
(they all hop on the bus)
Hollypaw: WHEEEEEEEEEE!
Jaypaw: Does anyone have the book?
Lionpaw: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hollypaw: What?
Lionpaw: I forgot the BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollypaw: I have it.
Lionpaw: Where?
Hollypaw: In my purse.
(hollypaw pulls out a purse)
Jaypaw: TWOLEGS!!!!!!
Lionpaw: Wer'e there!
Jaypaw: Oh.
(they all get off the bus)
Lionpaw: WONDERLAND!!!!
Jaypaw: I wonder if Mommy and Daddy know we're here?
Hollypaw: I'll contact them.
Lionpaw: How?
Hollypaw: My cell phone.
(hollypaw pulls a cell phone out of her pocket)
Hollypaw: Hi, Mom. We're at Wonderland. Oh, you're coming too?!
With the whole of ThunderClan? Coolie, meet you there. I'll text you. Ok. Yeah, I will. Yes Mom, Jaypaw and Lionpaw are fine! Ok, bye.
(hollypaw hangs up, and then her cell phone beeps)
Lionpaw: What's that?
Hollypaw: Text.
(hollypaw texts her crush breezepaw in windclan)
Hollypaw: He is sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Jaypaw: I'm cuter. Willowshadow loves me, and Songheart, and Heathersong.
Lionpaw: No, Heathersong loves ME! And I love her back!
(lionpaw's cell phone beeps)
Lionpaw: HEATHERSONG!
(he reads the tex which reads, "i am so srry lionpaw i hav 2 brek up with u for jaypaw. hes so cut with thos bloo is and that hansum grey fur, im rlly srry lionpaw mayb we can gt 2gether l8r, like in newlef. :`( i luv u." lionpaw cries and hollypaw reads the text out loud)
Jaypaw: HA!
(hollypaw texts heathersong)
Lionpaw: Let's sleep.
(they all sleep)
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Jul 16, 2008 20:20:23 GMT -5
Ah, I like this so far...
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 18:12:28 GMT -5
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Post by Lightningstar on Sept 23, 2008 23:21:31 GMT -5
LAWL. I don't usually say that, but lawl. xD Hollypaw crushing on Breezepaw...
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 24, 2008 17:40:52 GMT -5
Yeah, that was just random.
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Post by Icestorm on Sept 26, 2008 16:14:33 GMT -5
Ha! this is funny! BTW I exalted you! ;D
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Post by Icestorm1 not logged in on Oct 3, 2008 21:42:39 GMT -5
There is an exalt button and smite button under each member's name. Exalting basically means that the person is friendly and/or a good writer. Smite is the opposite. ;D =^.^= Your story is soooooooooooooooooo funny!
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Oct 13, 2008 15:21:42 GMT -5
Oohhh, thax. I exalted you too.
Chapter Two
Going in
ThunderClan: (arrives on a motorcycle)
Lionpaw, Hollypaw, Jaypaw: (wakes up) YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Firestar: Whatever. Let's go to the entrance.
ThunderClan: (marches to the entrance)
Twoleg: That would be 100 000 000 000 000 dollars, please.
Firestar: I'm sorry, we don't have that kind of money.
Graypaw: Then I'll shoot you with a missile!
Everyone: (stares at graypaw)
Graypaw: Oops, wrong story. (runs back to his story)
Firestar: How would you like a cell phone?
Twoleg: Nah.
Firestar: Blackberry?
Twoleg: Nah.
Firestar: J-phone?
Twoleg: Nah.
Firestar: Z-phone?
Twoleg: Nah.
Firestar: A computer?
Twoleg: Nah.
Firestar: A mansion?
Twoleg: Nah
Firestar: I GIVE UP!!!!
Hollypaw: An autographed picture of Hannah Montana and a concert ticket and a small concert by us?
Twoleg: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!
Jaypaw: I'll take that as a yes, then.
Lionpaw: (gives the picture and ticket to the twoleg)
Hollypaw: It's time for me to say this, adressing all you guys, except for all the drag queens, that deserve a nobel prize, but the straight guys, they don't realise, what we go through everyday, and it's a lot. Now it's time for all us females, to remind you just in case you all forgot. The 7 things guys don't have to do: Sha-
Poppypaw: CUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!
Honeypaw: This is how it's supposed to go. Hit it Cinderpaw!!!
Cinderpaw: (a light shines over her head) I probably shouldn't say this but at times I get so scared, when I think about the previos relationship we shared, it was awesome but we lost it it's not possible for me, not to care. And now were standing in the rain, and nothin's ever gonna change, so you hear, my dear. The seven things I hate about you: You're vain, your games they're insecure, you love me you like her, you make me laugh, you made me cry, I don't know which side to buy, your friends thier jerks when you act like them just to know it hurts.
Twoleg: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: Whateves, budge through, budge through, come on, we don't have all day to waste-
Speaker: ATTENTION ALL VISITORS! YOU HAVE ALL DAY TO WASTE!!!!
Brambleclaw: Actully, we do.
Firestar: (smoke comes out of his ears and he lights on fire, and shapes into a star)
Jaypaw: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE SMELL???
Hollypaw: It's a Fire Star.
Jaypaw: NNOOOOOOOO!!!!
**A RAINSTORM COMES AND PUTS FIRESTAR OUT**
Firestar: (comes out black)
Hollypaw: O.o
Firestar: Whateves, let's go in.
**LIGHTNING STRIKES HIM**
Firestar: Owwwwwwwww.
Song is 7 things, and a spoof on 7 things.
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Post by Lightningstar on Oct 15, 2008 22:07:34 GMT -5
Yay, new chapter! ^^
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Post by Icestorm1 not logged in on Oct 16, 2008 14:56:54 GMT -5
He he, Firestar got struck by lightning... ;D Great job!
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