Post by Lunarfeather <3 on Aug 18, 2008 7:16:33 GMT -5
Title: Just Another Random Day in ThunderClan
Chapters: 1
Author: Lunarfeather
Pairing: Every possible cat X Jaypaw; BerryXBirch; LionXHoney; HoneyXBerry; IcepawXLionpaw; ThornXWhite, BirchXWhite, & AshXSquirrel references
Rating: PG 13 (BerryXBirch slash, Mild language at the end)
Spoilers: Outcast
Summary: (;
Warning: If you're easily offended by vulgar language, don't read the very end.
Disclaimer: I OWN WARRIORS! MUHAHAHAHAHA! jk.
Beta: Nope.
Cover: Nope.
Author's Notes: This was really fun to write. (:
“And so the warriors of ShoelaceClan needed a way to get the magical purple porpoise out of their den,” meowed a gray tom, his tail flicking as he continued his explanation of gatherings. The two kits in front of him barely moved, the black and white one asleep on the nursery floor, the creamy she-cat’s eyes fixed on the older apprentice. A black she-cat trotted into the den, her green eyes narrowed at her brother. “Jaypaw, you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you? I already told Rosekit about the magical porpoises! You need to tell her about the flying pineapples from the place mom calls ‘the old forest,” she meowed impatiently. Jaypaw rolled his blue eyes and smiled at Rosekit. “I’ll tell you some other time. Leafpool needs me to get some more marigold anyway,” he meowed softly. “TOUCH MY BODY! THROW ME ON THE FLOOR! WRESTLE ME AROUND, PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE!” yowled a golden tom, his blue ipod bouncing as he jumped up and down. “Oh my StarClan, Lionpaw??? How many times do we have to tell you? Icepaw doesn’t like Mariah Carrey!” hissed Jaypaw. “Everyone‘s crazy about Rihanna now!” smiled Poppypaw, appearing out of thin air. “I know, jeez. And since when does Jaypaw like Rosekit? I knew about Poppypaw, Honeypaw, Willowpaw, Heatherpaw, Cinderpaw, and Stick, but Rosekit? Come on,” meowed Lionpaw as he shut his ipod off. Jaypaw scowled off as he grumbled about multicolored water-mammals. “So, how many fannon pairings about Jaypaw are their now?” mewed Poppypaw, her amber eyes bright. “Last time I went on Warriors Wish, 5, not including the stick,” meowed Cinderpaw. Hollypaw and Poppypaw exchanged glances. “How the hell did she get here?” Hollypaw hissed. Poppypaw shrugged and sat down. “HOLA PEOPLE!” mewed a brown tabby she-cat, her blue eyes bright as she grinned. “Hi Honeypaw,” murmured Jaypaw. “Hello, Honeypaw. You look marvelous today, dahling,” purred Lionpaw. “What’s with the accent?” hissed Jaypaw under his breath. Cinderpaw giggled and snorted. “Ewmagawd did I tell you what happened today? Ewmagawd Berrynose said hi to me!” screeched Honeypaw. “You do know he’s gay, right?” meowed Lionpaw. Honeypaw turned bright red and licked her paw. “Well, just because Birchfall doesn’t notice Whitewing doesn’t mean that he’s in a romantic relationship with Berrynose,” she replied. “Did you get that from Whitewing?” mewed Cinderpaw. “Yep.” “Right. Well, here’s the thing. Thornclaw likes Whitewing, yet they’re uncle and niece. Ashfur likes Whitewing, but he’s still obsessed with your mom---,” meowed Foxpaw, appearing out of nothing. “ASHFUR IS NOT OBSESSED WITH MY MOM!” hissed Hollypaw, her fur bristling. “Yeah, he is,” mewed Poppypaw. “Whatever.” “Hey, where’d Jaypaw and Cinderpaw go?” meowed Lionpaw. “Don’t ask,” meowed Honeypaw. “Sure thing,” mewed Foxpaw. “SHAWTY GET LOOSE!” meowed Lionpaw, his ipod on again. “Ew. I can’t stand Lil’ Mama,” hissed Firestar. “Chris Brown is so dreamy,” mewed Honeypaw. “FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM!” screeched Mousewhisker. “Deal? Or no deal?” meowed Dustpelt. “OMG ITS LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!” yowled Sandstorm. “Do you believe in mermaids?” mewed Brambleclaw. “Do the moonwalk!” meowed Mousefur. “How the heck did they get here?” meowed Hollypaw. “My armpits smell like strawberries!” meowed Berrynose. “MY LITTLE PONY! MY LITTLE PONY!” meowed Millie. “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!” yowled Spiderleg. “America runs on Dunkin!” meowed Ferncloud. “What‘s an America?” mewed Longtail. “Let’s get shoes! Shoes. Oh my gawd shoes,” meowed everyone’s favorite ginger princess. J “MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAM RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS,” yowled Graystripe, breakin it down on the floor. J “OH MY GOD! Explicit content!” screeched Daisy, pulling out her umbrella. “TAKE THAT! AND THAT!” The whole clan snickered as Graystripe fainted. Leafpool walked into the clearing, her amber eyes full of shock. “Holy shit, dude.”
Chapters: 1
Author: Lunarfeather
Pairing: Every possible cat X Jaypaw; BerryXBirch; LionXHoney; HoneyXBerry; IcepawXLionpaw; ThornXWhite, BirchXWhite, & AshXSquirrel references
Rating: PG 13 (BerryXBirch slash, Mild language at the end)
Spoilers: Outcast
Summary: (;
Warning: If you're easily offended by vulgar language, don't read the very end.
Disclaimer: I OWN WARRIORS! MUHAHAHAHAHA! jk.
Beta: Nope.
Cover: Nope.
Author's Notes: This was really fun to write. (:
Chapter # 1
“And so the warriors of ShoelaceClan needed a way to get the magical purple porpoise out of their den,” meowed a gray tom, his tail flicking as he continued his explanation of gatherings. The two kits in front of him barely moved, the black and white one asleep on the nursery floor, the creamy she-cat’s eyes fixed on the older apprentice. A black she-cat trotted into the den, her green eyes narrowed at her brother. “Jaypaw, you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you? I already told Rosekit about the magical porpoises! You need to tell her about the flying pineapples from the place mom calls ‘the old forest,” she meowed impatiently. Jaypaw rolled his blue eyes and smiled at Rosekit. “I’ll tell you some other time. Leafpool needs me to get some more marigold anyway,” he meowed softly. “TOUCH MY BODY! THROW ME ON THE FLOOR! WRESTLE ME AROUND, PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE!” yowled a golden tom, his blue ipod bouncing as he jumped up and down. “Oh my StarClan, Lionpaw??? How many times do we have to tell you? Icepaw doesn’t like Mariah Carrey!” hissed Jaypaw. “Everyone‘s crazy about Rihanna now!” smiled Poppypaw, appearing out of thin air. “I know, jeez. And since when does Jaypaw like Rosekit? I knew about Poppypaw, Honeypaw, Willowpaw, Heatherpaw, Cinderpaw, and Stick, but Rosekit? Come on,” meowed Lionpaw as he shut his ipod off. Jaypaw scowled off as he grumbled about multicolored water-mammals. “So, how many fannon pairings about Jaypaw are their now?” mewed Poppypaw, her amber eyes bright. “Last time I went on Warriors Wish, 5, not including the stick,” meowed Cinderpaw. Hollypaw and Poppypaw exchanged glances. “How the hell did she get here?” Hollypaw hissed. Poppypaw shrugged and sat down. “HOLA PEOPLE!” mewed a brown tabby she-cat, her blue eyes bright as she grinned. “Hi Honeypaw,” murmured Jaypaw. “Hello, Honeypaw. You look marvelous today, dahling,” purred Lionpaw. “What’s with the accent?” hissed Jaypaw under his breath. Cinderpaw giggled and snorted. “Ewmagawd did I tell you what happened today? Ewmagawd Berrynose said hi to me!” screeched Honeypaw. “You do know he’s gay, right?” meowed Lionpaw. Honeypaw turned bright red and licked her paw. “Well, just because Birchfall doesn’t notice Whitewing doesn’t mean that he’s in a romantic relationship with Berrynose,” she replied. “Did you get that from Whitewing?” mewed Cinderpaw. “Yep.” “Right. Well, here’s the thing. Thornclaw likes Whitewing, yet they’re uncle and niece. Ashfur likes Whitewing, but he’s still obsessed with your mom---,” meowed Foxpaw, appearing out of nothing. “ASHFUR IS NOT OBSESSED WITH MY MOM!” hissed Hollypaw, her fur bristling. “Yeah, he is,” mewed Poppypaw. “Whatever.” “Hey, where’d Jaypaw and Cinderpaw go?” meowed Lionpaw. “Don’t ask,” meowed Honeypaw. “Sure thing,” mewed Foxpaw. “SHAWTY GET LOOSE!” meowed Lionpaw, his ipod on again. “Ew. I can’t stand Lil’ Mama,” hissed Firestar. “Chris Brown is so dreamy,” mewed Honeypaw. “FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM!” screeched Mousewhisker. “Deal? Or no deal?” meowed Dustpelt. “OMG ITS LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!” yowled Sandstorm. “Do you believe in mermaids?” mewed Brambleclaw. “Do the moonwalk!” meowed Mousefur. “How the heck did they get here?” meowed Hollypaw. “My armpits smell like strawberries!” meowed Berrynose. “MY LITTLE PONY! MY LITTLE PONY!” meowed Millie. “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!” yowled Spiderleg. “America runs on Dunkin!” meowed Ferncloud. “What‘s an America?” mewed Longtail. “Let’s get shoes! Shoes. Oh my gawd shoes,” meowed everyone’s favorite ginger princess. J “MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAM RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS,” yowled Graystripe, breakin it down on the floor. J “OH MY GOD! Explicit content!” screeched Daisy, pulling out her umbrella. “TAKE THAT! AND THAT!” The whole clan snickered as Graystripe fainted. Leafpool walked into the clearing, her amber eyes full of shock. “Holy shit, dude.”
