Post by dare.xx.awaken me... on Sept 16, 2008 20:02:36 GMT -5
Title:One Line Wonders
Author: Me
Chapters:?
Warning: PG 13
Summary: A collection of funny short quotes from a random day at the lake
Disclamier: I dont own anything
apart from this muffin!
**********
Part 1: Down by the lake where nobody goes, is a great big Jaypaw hugging his stick
A gray shape slinks through the undergrowth. As it approaches a black apprentice, it stars stumbling about wildly infront of her
"Goddamit Lionpaw! Stop dressing up as Jaypaw! Gray fur dye, blue contacts and acting like your blind does NOT work!" Hollypaw snapped
Cinderpaw and Jaypaw are at the lake, Jaypaw strengthning her leg
"Okay, so Cinderpaw, your sure your legs better?" Cinderpaw jumps, slow mo, the camera twists matrix style, she stops some non-exsiten bullets then kicks Berrynose before coming back to earth. "Yoo-uu caa-nn stttooo-ppp slooo-mooo nooow Cinderrrrrrpaaww"
Honeypaw and a magically better Berrynose are in camp
"Oh Berrynose! Your the bestest cat in the whole wild world your cool and clever and handsome and.." At this point, Poppypaw has gotten behind her with a stiff rabbit and whacks Honeypaw
"Thank StarClan. She was REALLY getting on my nerves!"
Jaypaw has finished Cinderpaws lesson and is now caressing his stick
"You walk in my dreams, Stick.."
WindClan come charging into ThunderClan
"Firestar! Were going to fight you for NO APPARENT reason and get RiverClan involved!"
"Cool. Should we start fighting now? Hollypaw, go fetch ShadowClan for no apparent reason."
Breezepaw is with Crowfeather on the moors
"Dad, why dyou' hate me?"
Crowfeather puts his paw on Breezepaw's shoulder
"Because son, your a illegitamate love child"
"What?!!!!"
"Oh, Crap, no, that was Jaypaw!"
"WHATTT?
"
Squirrelflight is talking to Sandstorm
"Mom?"
"Yes Dear?"
"Why is Brambleclaw a retard?"
Sandstorm sighs and puts down her vole
"Because hes a tom darling. All toms are retards[/i]
Sol and Blackstar are talking
"Now what would be the best way to take over the lake?"
Blackstar pauses and ponders for a moment, then rubs his paws and laughs evilly.
"I shall....
PULL A BLUESTAR!"
Author: Me
Chapters:?
Warning: PG 13
Summary: A collection of funny short quotes from a random day at the lake
Disclamier: I dont own anything
apart from this muffin!**********
Part 1: Down by the lake where nobody goes, is a great big Jaypaw hugging his stick
A gray shape slinks through the undergrowth. As it approaches a black apprentice, it stars stumbling about wildly infront of her
"Goddamit Lionpaw! Stop dressing up as Jaypaw! Gray fur dye, blue contacts and acting like your blind does NOT work!" Hollypaw snapped
Cinderpaw and Jaypaw are at the lake, Jaypaw strengthning her leg
"Okay, so Cinderpaw, your sure your legs better?" Cinderpaw jumps, slow mo, the camera twists matrix style, she stops some non-exsiten bullets then kicks Berrynose before coming back to earth. "Yoo-uu caa-nn stttooo-ppp slooo-mooo nooow Cinderrrrrrpaaww"
Honeypaw and a magically better Berrynose are in camp
"Oh Berrynose! Your the bestest cat in the whole wild world your cool and clever and handsome and.." At this point, Poppypaw has gotten behind her with a stiff rabbit and whacks Honeypaw
"Thank StarClan. She was REALLY getting on my nerves!"
Jaypaw has finished Cinderpaws lesson and is now caressing his stick
"You walk in my dreams, Stick.."
WindClan come charging into ThunderClan
"Firestar! Were going to fight you for NO APPARENT reason and get RiverClan involved!"
"Cool. Should we start fighting now? Hollypaw, go fetch ShadowClan for no apparent reason."
Breezepaw is with Crowfeather on the moors
"Dad, why dyou' hate me?"
Crowfeather puts his paw on Breezepaw's shoulder
"Because son, your a illegitamate love child"
"What?!!!!"
"Oh, Crap, no, that was Jaypaw!"
"WHATTT?
"Squirrelflight is talking to Sandstorm
"Mom?"
"Yes Dear?"
"Why is Brambleclaw a retard?"
Sandstorm sighs and puts down her vole
"Because hes a tom darling. All toms are retards[/i]
Sol and Blackstar are talking
"Now what would be the best way to take over the lake?"
Blackstar pauses and ponders for a moment, then rubs his paws and laughs evilly.
"I shall....
PULL A BLUESTAR!"
