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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 17:39:23 GMT -5
So, this is a Crazy Version of Into The Wild.
Prolouge:
Tigerclaw: (hangs up a disco ball) PUMP UP THE PARTY!!!
(the three ThunderClan warriors party)
RiverClan warriors: (in a robot voice) We have come to gatecrash your party.
Mousefur: PARTY CRASHERS!
Redtail: ATTACK!
More RiverClan warriors: (Slips out of the river)
Mousefur: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T BEEEEEAAAAR IIIIIIT! (faints)
Tigerclaw: RETREAT! We will NOT let them spoil a good party again!
Tigerclaw/Redtail: WE WILL GO BUT IF YOU SPOIL OUR PARTY AGAIN, YOU ARE DEEEEEAAAAAAD!
RiverClan: (runs into the river screaming)
*AT THE CAMP*
Bluestar: How is Mousey?
Mousefur: (rushes around like craaaaazy)
Spottedleaf: (Watches) She is sitll in party mode.
Blusetar: Have those shiny warriors spoken to you?
(13 shooting stars shoot across the sky)
Spottedleaf: Fire will doom the Clan. I mean, Fire will SAVE THE CLAN!
Bluestar: How can it SAVE THE CLAN?
Spottedleaf: No idea.
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 18:04:33 GMT -5
Chapter One
Rusty: MOOOOOOOUSE!
Mouse: (holds up an acorn tied on a string and swings it) I-am-your-friend. You-will-not-harm-me.
Rusty: You can't hypnotise me!
Mouse: I-will-hypnotise-you.
Rusty: Okay.
Mouse: I-am-yor-friend.
Rusty: FRIEND!!!!! (hugs the mouse)
Mouse: (makes a rattling sound)
Rusty: RAAAATTLEEEESNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE! (wakes up) DUUUUUUUUUUMB TWOLEGS!
Twoleg: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusty!
Rusty: Sorry, I'm going exploring.
Twoleg: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Rusty: (pads along the path)
Smudge: Where ya goin'?
Rusty: Forest.
Smudge: Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, can I come with you?
Rusty: Sure.
Smudge: Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, can I have the hat?
Rusty: Sure. (gives him the hat)
Smuge: (puts it on) Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, can we-
Rusty: Sure.
Smudge: Okay. (walks beside Rusty)
Rusty: (smells a mouse)
Smudge: (sees the mouse) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A CAT EATING MOUSE THING! (runs away)
Rusty: (comes close to the mouse) FRIIIIIIIEEEEND!!!!!!!
Graypaw: (pounces on Rusty)
Firestar: Hello Hollypaw!
Aquafrost: Not that far ahead!
*REWIND*
Bluekit: Hay not taht faw bawek!
*FASTFORWARD*
(the forest is a bustling city)
*REWIND*
Rusty: FINALLY!
Aquafrost: Just get back to the story now, or I'll have to fire you.
Rusty:YEEP! *fights Graypaw*
Graypaw: (sits down) The Clans are...
*ONE DAY LATER*
Graypaw: .... and THAT'S THE CLANS!
Rusty: Zzzzzzzzz... Whu? Yeah, that's cool.
Graypaw: You better go! Bluey is coming!
Bluestar: (strides in) FIREEEEEEEE! Why are you here?
Rusty: I wanted to catch some prey.
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 19:30:12 GMT -5
Chapter Two
Graypaw: PREEEEEEEEEEEY? (shoots rusty with a missile)
Rusty: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEPER BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!
Graypaw: (looks wowed) Kittypet's got spirit!
Lionheart: Aw, let the poor bud have as much prey as he wants.
Bluestar: (nods)
Rusty: Cool! (runs out into the forest)
Graypaw! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (shoots bluestar and lionheart with missiles)
Bluestar/ Lionheart: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEP DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!?
Rusty: (comes back) I've stored it somewhere.
*IN THE DISTANCE*
Ravenpaw: Maniac, I can't find any prey.
Maniac: Doo, doo, I love my new name Maniac! TRY HARDER!
*BACK WHERE THEY WERE*
Bluestar: How would you like to join our Clan? (lightming bolt hits her 100 times in a row(I did that on my site, btw)and she jumps off a lightning rod) DARNED LIGHTNING ROD!!!!!!!
Rusty: (is blind because of all the lightning but then it dissapears) Thank you StarClan!
Aquafrost: Wait, you don't know about StarClan yet!
Rusty: Oops, I have the Fire and Ice script in my head! (gets the script form his bed and blows it up)
Aquafrost: (looks horrified) I spent HOURS on that! Well, I guess I can always type it up again. On with the show.
Rusty: I showered with Spiderleg because it was my life's dream.
Graypaw: (shoots rusty with a tranquliser) I HAVEN'T DONE THAT YEEEEEEET!
Bluestar: (ignores graypaw) Lionheart will be here to pick you up tomorow morning.
Rusty: Okay. (heads home)
Maniac: Hello!
Graypaw: (shoots maniac with a missile)
Maniac: That dosen't hurt.
Graypaw: *shoots Manic with 1 000 000 missiles)
Maniac: OW YOU **CENSORED, TOO MUCH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR+ RATED SWEARRING**
Graypaw: (unplugs his ears) I'm gonna have nightmares about this for milleniums!
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 23, 2008 18:03:22 GMT -5
Chapter Three
Rusty: (waits)
Lionheart: (drives up in a three seater motorcycle) HOP IN!
Graypaw: Wait. We need to see if it really issssssssss the Rusty.
Rusty: O...K...
Graypaw: (shoots rusty with a missile)
Rusty: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEPER BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!
Graypaw: Yep, that's him!
Lionheart: (opens the capsule) HOOOOOOOOOP IN!
Rusty: COOL! (hops in)
Lionheart: (closes the capsule and drives the motorcycle at 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 lightyears per 0.000000000000000000001 seconds)
*ONE SECOND LATER*
Rusty: We're in-
Graypaw: MISSILE HEAVEN! (buys 1 000 000 000 000 000 boxes of 1 937 193 482 missiles)
Lionheart: Get in.
Graypaw: (gets in)
*ONE SECOND LATER*
Lionheart: WELL, THIS IS IIIIIIIIIIT!
Rusty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Bluestar: YO! (gets a knife and gets ready to cut his collar off)
Graypaw: No, I have a better idea. (shoots a missile at Rusty and it falls off)
Bluestar: You get first pick from the pile tonight!!!
ThunderClan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Graypaw: ...?
Bluestar: WHATEVES! Rusty, your name will now be Direpaw.
Direpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'D RATHER DIIIIIIIIE THAN BEEEEECOME DIIIIIIIREEEEEPAAAAAAW!!!
Whitestorm: (jumps down wearing a jungle vest) TAAAAAAAARZAAAAAAAN!!!!
Bluestar: Put Whitestorm back in his den, Graypaw.
Graypaw: Okay! (takes a tranqulizer and knocks him out and throws im back into his den)
Bluestar: Ok, Direpaw, your name is then going to be Tirepaw!
Tirepaw: BUT I AM NOT A TIRE! (turns into a tire)
Bluestar: Now you are!
Tirepaw: (turns back into himself) Another NAME!
Bluestar: Then your name is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocouispaw.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouspaw: Um, TOO LONG!
Bluestar: THEN YOUR NAME IS FIREPAW!
Firepaw: THANK YOU!
Longtail: Just-a because-a you-a have-a proper-a name-a dosen't-a mean-a your'e-a not-a a-a kittypet-a! (leaps at Firepaw)
Firepaw: (tears Longtail's ear)
Longtail: (scratches Firepaw's eye)
Bluestar: This is boring. (throws a nuclear bomb and dynamite at them)
*THE NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF AND FIREPAW AND LONGTAIL STAND VERY TICKED OFF UNTIL THE DYNAMITE GOES OFF*
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Longtail: (tail lights on fire)
Firepaw: (paws light on fire)
*A THUNDERSTORM COMES AND PUTS EVERYTHING OUT*
Graypaw: (shoots longtail with missiles)
Longtail: AHHH I WISH I COULD TAKE A BLEEPING CHUNK OUT OF YOUR BLEEPED LEG BECAUSE YOU ARE A BLEEP OF A BLEEP AND THE BLEEP OF A BLEEP AND *CENSORED, TOO MUCH RRR+ RATED SWEARRING*
Graypaw: (uncovers his ears) Ahhhh, good times...
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