Post by ladybird on Nov 17, 2009 21:25:19 GMT -5
OK warrior fans, don't freak out but the next warriors book's release is just a week away! In honor of this we shall have some very neat guests tonight! The Three themselves have agreed to be interviewed! So give it up for The moody and visually challenged Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: Hey.
Ladybird: The obsessively dedicated she-cat Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf:There is nothing in the warrior code about returning from the dead to be in a fan-fic....
Ladybird: And last but certainly not least, that handsome heavy-class fighter Lionblaze!
(all she-cats in crowd go nuts.)
Lionblaze: Hi.
Ladybird: So Jayfeather, did you know that there is a few fans out there that pair you up with Cinderheart?
Jayfeather: Pair me up with.... what?!? What do you mean?!?
Ladybird: Well it's kinda of cute what you did for her. And she was mrfshjdl
(Jayfeather covers Ladybirds mouth)
Jayfeather: Not...common....knowledge.
Ladybird: Oh right.
Jayfeather: Alright A. I am a medicine cat. I don't get a mate and I wish everyone would stop romanticizing this aspect. B. I haven't the slightest interest in Cinderheart except that she is clan mate who was in my care and was once...
Ladybird: Not common knowledge remember?
Jayfeather: Oh right.. Sorry Leafpool.
Ladybird: So Lionblaze, everyone in my town says you should get back with Heather. What do you say to this?
Lionblaze: That is over.
Ladybird: Ahh com'on you two are totally gonna get back together in the Omen of the Stars.
Lionblaze: Nope.
Ladybird: Hmmm, so Hollyleaf, some weirdo sent me this letter that says...
Dear Ladybird
Your show is funny, I watch a lot. But I personally think that the Warriors series need a new strong villain character. What if Hollyleaf is still alive and becomes the new main baddie?
Yours,
Sandpoppy aka Sandy.
Any comments?
Hollyleaf: Lead villain eh? Sounds like a fun role. But what would be my motivation?
Ladybird: You would be crazy.
Hollyleaf: That works!
Ladybird: Whoa this may turn out to be a straight foreword interview! What are the odds?
Tigerstar: Against you dear Ladybird.
Ladybird: Tigerstar! You weren't invited! How did you..?
Tigerstar: I have come to take revenge on you and Firestar and Lionblaze. Oh and for free snacks that you sometimes hand out.
Ladybird: Revenge on me? Why?
Tigerstar: Let us not forget the times I was publically humiliated on your comedic broadcasting.
Ladybird: Some newcomers may not know what your talking about.
Tigerstar: They will soon enough... start the flash backs!
screen fades to white and scenes start fading in.
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Tigerstar (voice over): What about in your first episode when you presented me as a pansy!
Ladybird:Tigerstar what are you doing?
Tigerstar:MUST AVOID LENS OF DEATH!
Ladybird: Get out from under that desk! Your a grown evil ambitions Kittie!
Firestar:Aww is de bad putty tat scwad of da wittle baby camwa?
Tigerstar:Stay out of this kittypet.
Ladybird (voice over): You had stage fright! That wasn't my fault!
Tigerstar (VO): Oh really? Then can you deny that you had a paw in this!?
Tigerstar:REDTAIL!!!! SASHA REDTAIL IS MY ARCH ENEMY!!! YOU CAN"T DATE REDTAIL!!
Stasha:He's sweet,caring,mature and smart, Can't say the same for you blankie boy.
Tigerstar:Don't insult my blankie! And hey! I'm evil I have no time for being sweet!
Hawkfrost:I'm evil too! HAHAHHAHHAHA!
Stasha:Of course you are dear, be nice to your sister!
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Ladybird: She is right, Redtail is more mature.
Tigerstar: (quickly and visibly irritated)Here is were I unveil yours and your three interviewees doom. So shut up and close your mouth.
Ladybird: Riiiiiiight. What have you got a giant helicopter waiting to lift up the roof of the studio and pick us up to take us to ShadowClan camp were you have once again taken command?
Tigerstar: Your good.
Ladybird: One of the perks of being the physical manifestation of the author of the fan-fic.
Tigerstar: Huh?
Ladybird : Forget it, last time I had to explain you freaked out.
Hollyleaf: Uhh we're still here you know.
Tigerstar: Oh right. Well anyway... Firestar could not beat me. NO ONE CAN!!
Lionblaze: Uhh I kicked your butt and Scourge ripped out your throat.
Tigerstar: I was willing to let that go!
Jayfeather: Since I have nothing to do with this can I go?
Tigerstar: NO! Your the kin of Firestar. I want revenge! (voice becomes whiny) All I want is a little revenge. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!!??
Hollyleaf: I could easily top you for cool villain.
Tigerstar: MAYBE IF YOUR ALIVE TOMORROW YOU COULD! BUT YOU WILL BE DEAD AND NOT BREATHING AND IF YOUR WALKING AROUND IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE UN DEAD AND MY ZOMBIE SLAVES!!!
Lionblaze: We're gonna be zombie slaves?!?! How cool is that!?!?
Jayfeather: Not very.
Tigerstar: Enough talk. Cue the helicopter.
Helicopter does stuff that Ladybird described earlier.
Ladybird: Uhh to be continued?
Ummm this is totally different then I expected. Sandy is one of my identities on a RP site. Just about all fan opinions are my own. Part 2 coming out as soon as I write it!
Jayfeather: Hey.
Ladybird: The obsessively dedicated she-cat Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf:There is nothing in the warrior code about returning from the dead to be in a fan-fic....
Ladybird: And last but certainly not least, that handsome heavy-class fighter Lionblaze!
(all she-cats in crowd go nuts.)
Lionblaze: Hi.
Ladybird: So Jayfeather, did you know that there is a few fans out there that pair you up with Cinderheart?
Jayfeather: Pair me up with.... what?!? What do you mean?!?
Ladybird: Well it's kinda of cute what you did for her. And she was mrfshjdl
(Jayfeather covers Ladybirds mouth)
Jayfeather: Not...common....knowledge.
Ladybird: Oh right.
Jayfeather: Alright A. I am a medicine cat. I don't get a mate and I wish everyone would stop romanticizing this aspect. B. I haven't the slightest interest in Cinderheart except that she is clan mate who was in my care and was once...
Ladybird: Not common knowledge remember?
Jayfeather: Oh right.. Sorry Leafpool.
Ladybird: So Lionblaze, everyone in my town says you should get back with Heather. What do you say to this?
Lionblaze: That is over.
Ladybird: Ahh com'on you two are totally gonna get back together in the Omen of the Stars.
Lionblaze: Nope.
Ladybird: Hmmm, so Hollyleaf, some weirdo sent me this letter that says...
Dear Ladybird
Your show is funny, I watch a lot. But I personally think that the Warriors series need a new strong villain character. What if Hollyleaf is still alive and becomes the new main baddie?
Yours,
Sandpoppy aka Sandy.
Any comments?
Hollyleaf: Lead villain eh? Sounds like a fun role. But what would be my motivation?
Ladybird: You would be crazy.
Hollyleaf: That works!
Ladybird: Whoa this may turn out to be a straight foreword interview! What are the odds?
Tigerstar: Against you dear Ladybird.
Ladybird: Tigerstar! You weren't invited! How did you..?
Tigerstar: I have come to take revenge on you and Firestar and Lionblaze. Oh and for free snacks that you sometimes hand out.
Ladybird: Revenge on me? Why?
Tigerstar: Let us not forget the times I was publically humiliated on your comedic broadcasting.
Ladybird: Some newcomers may not know what your talking about.
Tigerstar: They will soon enough... start the flash backs!
screen fades to white and scenes start fading in.
-----------------------
Tigerstar (voice over): What about in your first episode when you presented me as a pansy!
Ladybird:Tigerstar what are you doing?
Tigerstar:MUST AVOID LENS OF DEATH!
Ladybird: Get out from under that desk! Your a grown evil ambitions Kittie!
Firestar:Aww is de bad putty tat scwad of da wittle baby camwa?
Tigerstar:Stay out of this kittypet.
Ladybird (voice over): You had stage fright! That wasn't my fault!
Tigerstar (VO): Oh really? Then can you deny that you had a paw in this!?
Tigerstar:REDTAIL!!!! SASHA REDTAIL IS MY ARCH ENEMY!!! YOU CAN"T DATE REDTAIL!!
Stasha:He's sweet,caring,mature and smart, Can't say the same for you blankie boy.
Tigerstar:Don't insult my blankie! And hey! I'm evil I have no time for being sweet!
Hawkfrost:I'm evil too! HAHAHHAHHAHA!
Stasha:Of course you are dear, be nice to your sister!
----------
Ladybird: She is right, Redtail is more mature.
Tigerstar: (quickly and visibly irritated)Here is were I unveil yours and your three interviewees doom. So shut up and close your mouth.
Ladybird: Riiiiiiight. What have you got a giant helicopter waiting to lift up the roof of the studio and pick us up to take us to ShadowClan camp were you have once again taken command?
Tigerstar: Your good.
Ladybird: One of the perks of being the physical manifestation of the author of the fan-fic.
Tigerstar: Huh?
Ladybird : Forget it, last time I had to explain you freaked out.
Hollyleaf: Uhh we're still here you know.
Tigerstar: Oh right. Well anyway... Firestar could not beat me. NO ONE CAN!!
Lionblaze: Uhh I kicked your butt and Scourge ripped out your throat.
Tigerstar: I was willing to let that go!
Jayfeather: Since I have nothing to do with this can I go?
Tigerstar: NO! Your the kin of Firestar. I want revenge! (voice becomes whiny) All I want is a little revenge. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!!??
Hollyleaf: I could easily top you for cool villain.
Tigerstar: MAYBE IF YOUR ALIVE TOMORROW YOU COULD! BUT YOU WILL BE DEAD AND NOT BREATHING AND IF YOUR WALKING AROUND IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE UN DEAD AND MY ZOMBIE SLAVES!!!
Lionblaze: We're gonna be zombie slaves?!?! How cool is that!?!?
Jayfeather: Not very.
Tigerstar: Enough talk. Cue the helicopter.
Helicopter does stuff that Ladybird described earlier.
Ladybird: Uhh to be continued?
Ummm this is totally different then I expected. Sandy is one of my identities on a RP site. Just about all fan opinions are my own. Part 2 coming out as soon as I write it!