This fanfic is untitled! }{ The story of true love

[ladybird]

A new fanfic by me! Yes I'm still working on IWW.

Two warriors with a young she-cat run into the camp

Sootstripe:Heartstar!A loner! We found a loner and brought her straight into the camp like the stupid mousebrains we are! Good for us!

Heartstar: A loner? WHY DID YOU BRING HIM INTO THE CAMP!!?

Sootstripe: It's a She. Yeah!

Heartstar: WHY DID YOU BRING HER INTO THE CAMP?!!?

Darkheart: LETS KILL HER! KILL HER! KILL HER! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Slilentplea:Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I'm madly in love with her!!!!!!!!!!!

Heartstar:Huh? Well thats just peachy!

Darkheart:TRAITOR! LETS KILL HIM!

Heartstar: Shut up deputy.

Darkheart:I WILL NOW SHUT UP!!!!

Sootstripe:Can I go now?

Heartstar:No!

Silentplea:Can we please keep her? Please please please please please please please please
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Heartstar:Sure.

Silentplea: Yahoo!

*loner wakes up (yeah she was asleep. duh it was obvious. jk.)

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I'm a cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heartstar:Ok. That was very loud and really freaky.

Sootstripe: She screamed! Yeah!

Loner:(running around in circles) I'm a cat! I'm a cat! I'm a cat! No! I must be dreaming!

Darkheart:SHE IS INSANE!! LETS KILL HER!!

Heartstar:SHUT----UP!!!

Silentplea:She's so beautiful! <3 <3 <3

To be continued.....

[Wildstar]

Heartstar-OK. That was really loud and really freaky.

That was funny, mate!

[ladybird]

Strange loner she-cat is still running and freaking out.

Heartstar:How long has she been doing this?

Darkheart: FIVE HOURS! I THINK SHE MIGHT BE GETTING TIRED! WE SHOULD STOP OR KILL HER!

Silentplea zips up out of nowhere.

Silentplea: NOOOdon'tdothekillherthing!
Ilovehermorethenlifeitselforanythingelseexceptformaybemuffinsbutthatisonlybecasuemuffinsaretheworldsbestfriends!

Heartstar: One. Your being obsessive. Two. I didn't understand a word you just said. Thre...

Darkheart: I CAUGHT THE WORD MUFFIN!

Heartstar: That's nice deputy. Thre...

Darkheart: I AM NOT IN ANY WAY PLANNING YOUR KILL YOU!!! I AM ALSO NOT PLANNING ON BECOMING LEADER THEN KILLING ALL THE OTHER CLANS.. KILL KILL KILL! MANGLE! DEATH. OVEREXCITED! HYPERVENTILATING! ....I DIE!

Darkheart falls to the ground apparently dead.

Heartstar: Oh crud. Let all cats who can do stuff get over here.

Sootstripe, Silentplea, The medicene cat Heartheart. A she-cat named Birdflight, and someothers come out.

Heartstar: Our deputy just freaked out and died. We need a new one, stat, otherwise we'll break the warrior code. Since you are all stupid I can't pick one of you. So you will have to vote on it.

Birdflight:Those stinking mangy WindClan cats will pay for what they did to our crazy deputy who was always telling me he was not going to kill me anytime soon!

Sootstripe: It wasn't WindClan! He just got a really bad sugar rush! YAHOO!

Birdflight: So I can hope you will keel over any minute now?

Heartstar: ENOUGH! JUST PUT YOUR VOTES IN THIS CARDBOARD BOX AND GO!

A while later...

Heartstar:Lets see you all voted for... "That Crazy She-cat Who Has Been Running in a Circle For Six Consecutive Hours Now..." Are you sure about this?

All Clan: YES!

One Cat: No! Wait I mean YES!

Heartheart: I voted for Darkheart.

Heartstar: He is dead.

Heartheart: No, he went that way. Said something about plotting revenge and killing us all except for maybe Sootstripe but that is because he expects him to die because of his sugar intake anyway.

Heartstar: Ahh, my deputy is a traitor? Does this mean I have to go all nutsy?

Heartheart: That is customary.

Silentplea: Heartstar, the she-cat I love who is also your new deputy is attempting poke her own esophagus out. PLEASE STOP HER! I'LL DIE IF SHE IS EVEN MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE!

Heartstar: Deputy! Get that stick out of your mouth! Don't gnaw on it!