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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 17:39:23 GMT -5
So, this is a Crazy Version of Into The Wild. Prolouge: Tigerclaw: (hangs up a disco ball) PUMP UP THE PARTY!!! (the three ThunderClan warriors party) RiverClan warriors: (in a robot voice) We have come to gatecrash your party. Mousefur: PARTY CRASHERS! Redtail: ATTACK! More RiverClan warriors: (Slips out of the river) Mousefur: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T BEEEEEAAAAR IIIIIIT! (faints) Tigerclaw: RETREAT! We will NOT let them spoil a good party again! Tigerclaw/Redtail: WE WILL GO BUT IF YOU SPOIL OUR PARTY AGAIN, YOU ARE DEEEEEAAAAAAD! RiverClan: (runs into the river screaming) *AT THE CAMP* Bluestar: How is Mousey? Mousefur: (rushes around like craaaaazy) Spottedleaf: (Watches) She is sitll in party mode. Blusetar: Have those shiny warriors spoken to you? (13 shooting stars shoot across the sky) Spottedleaf: Fire will doom the Clan. I mean, Fire will SAVE THE CLAN! Bluestar: How can it SAVE THE CLAN? Spottedleaf: No idea.
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 18:04:33 GMT -5
Chapter One Rusty: MOOOOOOOUSE! Mouse: (holds up an acorn tied on a string and swings it) I-am-your-friend. You-will-not-harm-me. Rusty: You can't hypnotise me! Mouse: I-will-hypnotise-you. Rusty: Okay. Mouse: I-am-yor-friend. Rusty: FRIEND!!!!! (hugs the mouse) Mouse: (makes a rattling sound) Rusty: RAAAATTLEEEESNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE! (wakes up) DUUUUUUUUUUMB TWOLEGS! Twoleg: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusty! Rusty: Sorry, I'm going exploring. Twoleg: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Rusty: (pads along the path) Smudge: Where ya goin'? Rusty: Forest. Smudge: Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, can I come with you? Rusty: Sure. Smudge: Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, can I have the hat? Rusty: Sure. (gives him the hat) Smuge: (puts it on) Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, can we- Rusty: Sure. Smudge: Okay. (walks beside Rusty) Rusty: (smells a mouse) Smudge: (sees the mouse) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A CAT EATING MOUSE THING! (runs away) Rusty: (comes close to the mouse) FRIIIIIIIEEEEND!!!!!!! Graypaw: (pounces on Rusty) Firestar: Hello Hollypaw! Aquafrost: Not that far ahead! *REWIND* Bluekit: Hay not taht faw bawek! *FASTFORWARD* (the forest is a bustling city) *REWIND* Rusty: FINALLY! Aquafrost: Just get back to the story now, or I'll have to fire you. Rusty:YEEP! *fights Graypaw* Graypaw: (sits down) The Clans are... *ONE DAY LATER* Graypaw: .... and THAT'S THE CLANS! Rusty: Zzzzzzzzz... Whu? Yeah, that's cool. Graypaw: You better go! Bluey is coming! Bluestar: (strides in) FIREEEEEEEE! Why are you here? Rusty: I wanted to catch some prey.
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 22, 2008 19:30:12 GMT -5
Chapter Two Graypaw: PREEEEEEEEEEEY? (shoots rusty with a missile) Rusty: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEPER BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! Graypaw: (looks wowed) Kittypet's got spirit! Lionheart: Aw, let the poor bud have as much prey as he wants. Bluestar: (nods) Rusty: Cool! (runs out into the forest) Graypaw! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (shoots bluestar and lionheart with missiles) Bluestar/ Lionheart: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEP DO YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!? Rusty: (comes back) I've stored it somewhere. *IN THE DISTANCE* Ravenpaw: Maniac, I can't find any prey. Maniac: Doo, doo, I love my new name Maniac! TRY HARDER! *BACK WHERE THEY WERE* Bluestar: How would you like to join our Clan? (lightming bolt hits her 100 times in a row(I did that on my site, btw)and she jumps off a lightning rod) DARNED LIGHTNING ROD!!!!!!! Rusty: (is blind because of all the lightning but then it dissapears) Thank you StarClan! Aquafrost: Wait, you don't know about StarClan yet! Rusty: Oops, I have the Fire and Ice script in my head! (gets the script form his bed and blows it up) Aquafrost: (looks horrified) I spent HOURS on that! Well, I guess I can always type it up again. On with the show. Rusty: I showered with Spiderleg because it was my life's dream. Graypaw: (shoots rusty with a tranquliser) I HAVEN'T DONE THAT YEEEEEEET! Bluestar: (ignores graypaw) Lionheart will be here to pick you up tomorow morning. Rusty: Okay. (heads home) Maniac: Hello! Graypaw: (shoots maniac with a missile) Maniac: That dosen't hurt. Graypaw: *shoots Manic with 1 000 000 missiles) Maniac: OW YOU **CENSORED, TOO MUCH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR+ RATED SWEARRING** Graypaw: (unplugs his ears) I'm gonna have nightmares about this for milleniums!
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Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Sept 23, 2008 18:03:22 GMT -5
Chapter Three
Rusty: (waits) Lionheart: (drives up in a three seater motorcycle) HOP IN! Graypaw: Wait. We need to see if it really issssssssss the Rusty. Rusty: O...K... Graypaw: (shoots rusty with a missile) Rusty: OW YOU BLEEPING BLEEPER BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! Graypaw: Yep, that's him! Lionheart: (opens the capsule) HOOOOOOOOOP IN! Rusty: COOL! (hops in) Lionheart: (closes the capsule and drives the motorcycle at 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 lightyears per 0.000000000000000000001 seconds) *ONE SECOND LATER* Rusty: We're in- Graypaw: MISSILE HEAVEN! (buys 1 000 000 000 000 000 boxes of 1 937 193 482 missiles) Lionheart: Get in. Graypaw: (gets in) *ONE SECOND LATER* Lionheart: WELL, THIS IS IIIIIIIIIIT! Rusty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Bluestar: YO! (gets a knife and gets ready to cut his collar off) Graypaw: No, I have a better idea. (shoots a missile at Rusty and it falls off) Bluestar: You get first pick from the pile tonight!!! ThunderClan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Graypaw: ...? Bluestar: WHATEVES! Rusty, your name will now be Direpaw. Direpaw: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'D RATHER DIIIIIIIIE THAN BEEEEECOME DIIIIIIIREEEEEPAAAAAAW!!! Whitestorm: (jumps down wearing a jungle vest) TAAAAAAAARZAAAAAAAN!!!! Bluestar: Put Whitestorm back in his den, Graypaw. Graypaw: Okay! (takes a tranqulizer and knocks him out and throws im back into his den) Bluestar: Ok, Direpaw, your name is then going to be Tirepaw! Tirepaw: BUT I AM NOT A TIRE! (turns into a tire) Bluestar: Now you are! Tirepaw: (turns back into himself) Another NAME! Bluestar: Then your name is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocouispaw. Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouspaw: Um, TOO LONG! Bluestar: THEN YOUR NAME IS FIREPAW! Firepaw: THANK YOU! Longtail: Just-a because-a you-a have-a proper-a name-a dosen't-a mean-a your'e-a not-a a-a kittypet-a! (leaps at Firepaw) Firepaw: (tears Longtail's ear) Longtail: (scratches Firepaw's eye) Bluestar: This is boring. (throws a nuclear bomb and dynamite at them) *THE NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF AND FIREPAW AND LONGTAIL STAND VERY TICKED OFF UNTIL THE DYNAMITE GOES OFF* *KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Longtail: (tail lights on fire) Firepaw: (paws light on fire) *A THUNDERSTORM COMES AND PUTS EVERYTHING OUT* Graypaw: (shoots longtail with missiles) Longtail: AHHH I WISH I COULD TAKE A BLEEPING CHUNK OUT OF YOUR BLEEPED LEG BECAUSE YOU ARE A BLEEP OF A BLEEP AND THE BLEEP OF A BLEEP AND *CENSORED, TOO MUCH RRR+ RATED SWEARRING* Graypaw: (uncovers his ears) Ahhhh, good times...
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