Post by wavefur on Jun 4, 2009 15:54:08 GMT -5
There are 10 chapters (10 auiditions) In the end u vote for who wins the title of YOU SUCK OFFICALLY!! ;D
Brackenfur: Welcome! This is The Clans have NO Talent what so ever! Please take a seat and keep your ear protection on at all times...this could get messy if you don't! *fake smile* Presenting the judges, drum roll please!
*random drum roll*
Brackenfur: Presentinggggggggggggg Ashfur, Sorreltail andddddddd Mousefur!!!!
*crowd stays silent* *drum roll is still going on*
Brackenfur: No more drum roll please!
*drum roll continues*
Brackenfur: I SAID NO MORE DRUM ROLL! NO COOKIES FOR A MOOM BERRYNOSE!!!!
*crowd stares*
Brackenfur: *fake smile* Anyyyywayyyyyy, our first auiditionies areeeeeeeee...BRAMBLECLAW AND HAWKFROST assssssssss YOU WONT KILL ME YOU BUM!
*Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw walk out*
Sorreltail: What are you two going to do for us today?
Brambleclaw: *bounces excitedly* A drama performance!!!
*Ashfur buzzes in*
Hawkfrost: What did you do that for?
Ashfur: *mumbling under breath* Took Squirrelflight *eye twitch* Gonna get me killed *eye twitch*
Mousefur: *sighs* Do your stuff boys.
Brambleclaw: *dramatic voice* Hawkfrost! Your working with Tigerstar to kill Firestar aren't you?
Hawkfrost: *casual* Yeah. *shrugs*
Brambleclaw: *all dramatic* Oh my brother, you betrayed me! *sings* How could you? How could you? How could YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU??
Hawkfrost: *looks at paws* It seemed like a good idea at the time, the cookie sugar was really pumping through me...I don't know what came over me...
Brambleclaw: *rushed* I'll have to kill you so you don't kill Firestar and I can be leader in some weird way that I don't yet know coz Erin Hunter hasn't published the book yet and I really want her to hurry up so I can find out.
Hawkfrost: *shouts* YOU WONT KILL ME YOU BUM!!!
Brambleclaw: *turns to judges* Thats as far as we got...
Hawkfrost: I told you we should have gone with the hamburger ending!
Judges:
Mousefur: Why the heck did I agree to this?
Chapter 1-You won't kill me you bum!
Brackenfur: Welcome! This is The Clans have NO Talent what so ever! Please take a seat and keep your ear protection on at all times...this could get messy if you don't! *fake smile* Presenting the judges, drum roll please!
*random drum roll*
Brackenfur: Presentinggggggggggggg Ashfur, Sorreltail andddddddd Mousefur!!!!
*crowd stays silent* *drum roll is still going on*
Brackenfur: No more drum roll please!
*drum roll continues*
Brackenfur: I SAID NO MORE DRUM ROLL! NO COOKIES FOR A MOOM BERRYNOSE!!!!
*crowd stares*
Brackenfur: *fake smile* Anyyyywayyyyyy, our first auiditionies areeeeeeeee...BRAMBLECLAW AND HAWKFROST assssssssss YOU WONT KILL ME YOU BUM!
*Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw walk out*
Sorreltail: What are you two going to do for us today?
Brambleclaw: *bounces excitedly* A drama performance!!!
*Ashfur buzzes in*
Hawkfrost: What did you do that for?
Ashfur: *mumbling under breath* Took Squirrelflight *eye twitch* Gonna get me killed *eye twitch*
Mousefur: *sighs* Do your stuff boys.
Brambleclaw: *dramatic voice* Hawkfrost! Your working with Tigerstar to kill Firestar aren't you?
Hawkfrost: *casual* Yeah. *shrugs*
Brambleclaw: *all dramatic* Oh my brother, you betrayed me! *sings* How could you? How could you? How could YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU??
Hawkfrost: *looks at paws* It seemed like a good idea at the time, the cookie sugar was really pumping through me...I don't know what came over me...
Brambleclaw: *rushed* I'll have to kill you so you don't kill Firestar and I can be leader in some weird way that I don't yet know coz Erin Hunter hasn't published the book yet and I really want her to hurry up so I can find out.
Hawkfrost: *shouts* YOU WONT KILL ME YOU BUM!!!
Brambleclaw: *turns to judges* Thats as far as we got...
Hawkfrost: I told you we should have gone with the hamburger ending!
Judges:
Mousefur: Why the heck did I agree to this?