Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs

Flowerclaw
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Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Jun 26, 2007 14:07:11 GMT -5

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Post by Flowerclaw on Jun 26, 2007 14:07:11 GMT -5

Title: Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs
Chapters: At least 15, there may be more
Author: Flowerclaw
Pairing: None.
Rating:PG
Summary:This is the weirdest fan fic I have ever written.
Thats's all I can say.
Warning:None
Disclaimer:I don't own warriors.
Beta:None.
Cover:None.

Chapter 1

Graystripe: Fireheart, have you ever wondered how ThunderClan got it's name?
Fireheart:Ummm...no. I know how ThunderClan got it's name.
Graystripe:Wow....how?
Fireheart:We're near the Thunderpath,mousebrain!
Graystripe:No we're not, we're in camp.
Fireheart: I mean the territory...
*Fireheart takes out stick*
Yellowfang:Fireheart,sticks are so old-school. Try this.
*Yellowfang takes out branch.*
*Fireheart wackes Graystripe in the head.*
Graystripe:Whatcha do that fer?
Fireheart:Cause Yellowfang gave me a branch...
Graystripe: I mean whatcha use a branch? Trees are much harder.
Fireheart: I can't lift a tree!
Graystripe:Go and ask the tree cutter monsters.
*Fireheart goes to ask for a tree.*
Fireheart:Alright,c'mon. Just a little more.
*Graystripe doesn't see the sun.*
Fireheart:Alright, bring it down.
*Graystripe can only see stars.*
Fireheart:Thanks mister Twoleg! Come and invade our camp soon!
Graystripe:Whatchadothatfor?
Fireheart:Nowyou'retalkinglikeamousebrain!
Graystripe:AtleastIdon'ttalklikeRavenpaw!
Fireheart:SpeakingofRavenpaw,let'sgoseehim!
Graystripe:Okay!
Fireheart: .....
*They arrive at Ravenpaw's*
Ravenpaw:HOW'DYALLGETHERE?
Fireheart:See,ItoldyouwespeakbetterthanRavenpaw.
Graystripe:ShutupFireheart.HiRavenpaw!
Ravenpaw:Did Bluestar faint anymore?
Graystripe:No.But she did make her dirt.
*Ravenpaw makes 0_o face*
Ravenpaw: Why would I want to know that?
Fireheart:Because then you know she's not constipated.

To be continued...

Higes loverWolfs rain Guest	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Sept 14, 2007 12:42:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Higes loverWolfs rain on Sept 14, 2007 12:42:47 GMT -5 Really good! My fav. bit was the speaking like ravenpaw bit. But it could have been a little sparkier. xxxHige's loverxxx

Flowerclaw Junior Member Lele! He's so cute! XP Posts: 66	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Sept 23, 2007 12:19:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flowerclaw on Sept 23, 2007 12:19:48 GMT -5 Thank you! Too bad it got moved, but I have so many fan fictions, I don't really care. I mean, after a while you just go on and create another. XDD lol

Shadowstar Senior Member Song in signature is Apology - Alesana (acoustic) :3 Posts: 288	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Sept 25, 2007 10:54:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shadowstar on Sept 25, 2007 10:54:11 GMT -5 Lol, this is funny. Because then you know shes not constipated XD
	[center]Sweat drips in my eyes,[br]Screams of lust we cry[br]Tonight, you are everything[br]You're everything, you're everything to me[br]No more as I wake, from this perfect dream[br]I'll escape, I cannot stay and live this lie,[br]For I, must now think only of myself[br]And to think that you will not be scared or surprised[br]I sever all these ties, this is end[br]This is the end![/center]

phoenixstar New Member Posts: 2	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Oct 4, 2007 15:17:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by phoenixstar on Oct 4, 2007 15:17:09 GMT -5 Lol This story is funny

Autumnleaf New Member Posts: 48	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs May 5, 2008 12:41:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Autumnleaf on May 5, 2008 12:41:24 GMT -5 heh. good job, lol.
	Read Into the Wild: Crazy Edition, don't forget to reply...Please! Oh, and Jump off a Cliff. Sorry if I'm being overly-nice, I just don't like meanness. If I wrote Warriors, Heatherpaw and Lionpaw wouldn't split, and Silverstream wouldn't die... oh, and Spottedleaf would live. That would make things interesting, now wouldn't it?

//holly.leaf\\ Junior Member $//holly.leaf\\ Avatar$ //...muse...\\ Posts: 73	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Jul 19, 2008 16:13:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Jul 19, 2008 16:13:21 GMT -5 Nice job.
	DON'T MAKE ME THROW A POSSUM IN YOUR FACE.

Wildstar God You see that? That up there? It says "God". Yup, that's me. Posts: 781	Why Graystripe Ate Twolegs Jul 25, 2008 0:20:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wildstar on Jul 25, 2008 0:20:12 GMT -5 Grt story! BUUUTTTTTTT.......how did your krma get so low..... MIAOW! says the dog. WOOF! says the cat. What? says a random twoleg? 0_o OK, I had no idea what that was........ Sorry ;D
	I am Wildstar, evil leader of ShadowClan and evil kit of evil Tigerstar! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Post by Flowerclaw on Jun 26, 2007 14:07:11 GMT -5

Post by Higes loverWolfs rain on Sept 14, 2007 12:42:47 GMT -5

Post by Flowerclaw on Sept 23, 2007 12:19:48 GMT -5

Post by Shadowstar on Sept 25, 2007 10:54:11 GMT -5

Post by phoenixstar on Oct 4, 2007 15:17:09 GMT -5

Post by Autumnleaf on May 5, 2008 12:41:24 GMT -5

Post by //holly.leaf\\ on Jul 19, 2008 16:13:21 GMT -5

Post by Wildstar on Jul 25, 2008 0:20:12 GMT -5

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