Into the Wild Humor }{ Into the Wild, MY WAY!

[fernpaw]

OK, It was done by me, it is in a script, and I DO NOT own Warriors. Sorry if you think I muck up the Warriors name, but I am just saying 'What if?'

Prologue:

Tigerclaw: -Pins Oakheart- Oakheart! How dare you be in our territory? The Sunningrocks is ThunderClan's Conga Territory!
*Redtail, Ravenpaw and some other ThunderClan cats in a Conga Line*
ThunderClan Conga Line Cats: Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH!
Oakheart: I thought you hunted here?
Tigerclaw: Uh... we do that too.
ThunderClan Cat: Hey! More cats! Hi... -get hit in the face by a RiverClan Cat-
-RiverClan smashes ThunderClan's Conga Music player-
Redtail: Awww MAN! They broke our music box! Lets go guys.
Tigerclaw: NO! ThunderClan will win! -Takes out Lightsaber- HYAAAAAA!
Oakheart: Where do you get a Lightsaber in the wild?
*Scene where Tigerclaw stole Darth Vader's Lightsaber*
Tigeclaw: Erm.... Star Clan.
Redtail: I am going to go to camp, my Cappicino is getting cold.
++BACK AT CAMP++
Bluestar: Fdfhr8y4neye8d2hr Mousefur?
Spottedleaf: She will live.
Bluestar: Heufn784ytegdaiuwhendfrnf4yt37948thr.
-Shooting star Blazes the sky-
Spottedleaf: Star Clan just told me Fire can save us.
Bluestar: dfhf437fh347gtfgf7o8hfrhf!
Spottedleaf: They said they also like pencils.... Who writes this stuff!
Spottedleaf/Bluestar: -Look at Fernpaw-
Fernpaw: ...

(Chapter 1 soon to come.)

[fernpaw]

Chapter 1:

Rusty: -Pounces on a mouse- Got ya!
Mouse: You don't catch me! I get away and you wake up from the dream!
Rusty: This is Humor Fan-Fic. -About to eat mouse-
Mouse: -Grabs Lightsaber-
Rusty: Where do you get a Lightsaber in a dream?
Mouse: StarClan?
Rusty: -Wakes up and walks out side-
Smudge: Hi!
Rusty: Hi!
Smudge: Bye!
Rusty: ...
Rusty: -Walks out of feance-
Rusty: ...
Rusty: ...
Rusty: Graypaw, come out now....
Graypaw: Coming Yo!
Rusty: Attack me!
Graypaw: -Hops out of grass with Lightsaber- HYAAAHHHHH!
Rusty: Where do you get a Lightsaber in the Wild?
Graypaw: StarClan?
-Rusty and Graypaw fight and Graypaw lost his Lightsaber-
Bluestar: -Runs in- f3984tuhgh3buyu83ghfrruf[9gu7fh43waygftuiwajisdf.
Lionheart: Join our Clan Rusty. Bye.
-Clan Cats leave-
Rusty: ...
Graystripe: -Runs back- Yo homie! Have yall a free pen! -Drops ThunderClan pen-

[Autumnstorm]

Ummm... no offense, it seems funny, but... Isn't it a rip-off of the one by Raincloud?

[Heathereh]

Yes, Fernpaw, when did you come up with this?

[fernpaw]

Accualy, after I read Raincloud's, I tried to thinki of my own but, I could only think of that one! So I tried to addapt it.

[hurricane]

its kinda funny....

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