Smelly Socks Are Better

[Flowerclaw]

Title: Smelly Socks Are Better
Chapters: As many as I want there to be! XD
Author: Flowerclaw
Pairing: N/A
Rating: PG
Summary: A really wierd book I wrote that I thought was funny enough to post.
WARNING: Vomiting is normal when reading my fan fics! XP
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors! I PWN IT! XD
Beta: None.
Cover: None

Chapter 1

Fireheart: Hello, I am...
-Little kit burst into camp-
Unknown kit: Redtail's dead!! OMG!!!! Run for your freakin' lives!!!
Fireheart: What the crap! Oh, Ravenpaw... Do you want a spanking Ravenpaw?
Ravenpaw:No.
Fireheart: THEN STOP RUNNING INTO CAMP DURING THIS STUPID SHOW I'M DOING THAT I DON'T THINK IS SO STUPID!!!
-Ravenpaw is now a cloud of dust under the rug in your house-
-Graystripe enters scene-
Graystripe: YO!! Fire cooly, what 'cho up to, dog?
Fireheart: GET OFF MY STAGE!!!
-Graystripe is now whining helplessly to Tigerstar as Tigerstar practices ballet-
Fireheart: Okay, I've got a joke. Why did the cats get along with Dog?
Sandstorm: Because he was a bounty hunter and not a animal...
-Fireheart is pulled from his position by mysterious ballet dancer-
Tigerstar: I am the evil Tigerstar! FEAR ME!!!
Fireheart:You're doing ballet...
Tigerstar:My mommy made me do it!!!
Fireheart:Okay...