Post by Flowerclaw on Oct 13, 2007 21:41:58 GMT -5
Title: Smelly Socks Are Better Chapters: As many as I want there to be! XD Author: Flowerclaw Pairing: N/A Rating: PG Summary: A really wierd book I wrote that I thought was funny enough to post. WARNING: Vomiting is normal when reading my fan fics! XP Disclaimer: I don't own warriors! I PWN IT! XD Beta: None. Cover: None
Fireheart: Hello, I am... -Little kit burst into camp- Unknown kit: Redtail's dead!! OMG!!!! Run for your freakin' lives!!! Fireheart: What the crap! Oh, Ravenpaw... Do you want a spanking Ravenpaw? Ravenpaw:No. Fireheart: THEN STOP RUNNING INTO CAMP DURING THIS STUPID SHOW I'M DOING THAT I DON'T THINK IS SO STUPID!!! -Ravenpaw is now a cloud of dust under the rug in your house- -Graystripe enters scene- Graystripe: YO!! Fire cooly, what 'cho up to, dog? Fireheart: GET OFF MY STAGE!!! -Graystripe is now whining helplessly to Tigerstar as Tigerstar practices ballet- Fireheart: Okay, I've got a joke. Why did the cats get along with Dog? Sandstorm: Because he was a bounty hunter and not a animal... -Fireheart is pulled from his position by mysterious ballet dancer- Tigerstar: I am the evil Tigerstar! FEAR ME!!! Fireheart:You're doing ballet... Tigerstar:My mommy made me do it!!! Fireheart:Okay...