Post by Airilae-Chan on Nov 22, 2007 14:36:14 GMT -5
Title: Battle Of The Hamburgers!
Chapters: I'm not sure...(It's quite short though)
Author: Pineclaw
Pairing: None really...
Rating: PG
Spoilers: You must read up to Sunset
Summary: How Hawkfrost REALLY died... Oh, Squirellflight has been reading a bit too much Harry Potter, Mistyfoot thinks she's a Dalek and Brambleclaw has a weakness for hamburgers...
Warning: A bit of violence, nothing worse that the Warriors series.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Harry Potter, Nintendo, Doctor Who, the songs Disco Inferno or Staying Alive, OR Monopoly.
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's Notes: This is my first Fanfic, so please tell me if if its awful but please don't be too harsh.
* IN THE DARK FOREST*
Hawkfrost: So we'll meet by the lake in two days, okay?
Brambleclaw: ...
Hawkfrost: Alright! Alright, there's going to be free hamburgers-
Brambleclaw: Hamburgers! Yay! I'm coming! 100%! No doubt! You can bet that I'll be there-
Hawkfrost: We get the idea!
Brambleclaw: ...
Hawkfrost: Um, Tigerstar? thats your cue...
(Tigerstar bursts in covered in ice cream and marshmallows)
Tigerstar: Sorry! It was Brokentail's 80th birthday party and-
Hawkfrost: Just say your line!
Tigerstar: Oh, okay. *Clears throat* Go now.
(Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw leave)
Tigerstar: *tastes some ice cream* Hang on...It's pistachio! I'm allergic! *faints*
*THUNDERCLAN CAMP*
Brambleclaw: Zzz...
Squirellflight: O Bramble, open thou eyes and stand on thy legs.
Brambleclaw: Zzz...
Squirellflight: Arise from thy other world, to commence thee deputy duties-Oh, just wake up!
Brambleclaw: Hamburgers...*snores*
Squirellflight: ( Wackes him with a broomstick)
Brambleclaw: OW! I'm awake! I'm awake!
Cloudtail: Hey, whats with the broomstick?
Rainwhisker: She was reading Harry Potter again...
Cloudtail: Oh, that explains all that 'waving wand' business last night...wait, but what about the funny voice?
Rainwhisker: Blame Shakespear.
Brambleclaw: *rubbing head* Ouch..lets just go on patrol-
Squirellflight: Hallelujah! Time to improve my Quidich skills!
Rainwhisker: Uh-oh...
*THUNDERCLAN CAMP AFTER PATROL*
(Rainwhisker, Cloudtail and Brambleclaw return with aching limbs and are battered and bruised)
Ferncloud: Cloudy! What happened?
Cloudtail: Squirellflight thought we were house elves and started whacking us with her broomstick...and don't call me Cloudy.
Ferncloud: Okay Cloudy. Why does Rainy have a green nose?
Rainwhisker: Don't ask.
Chapters: I'm not sure...(It's quite short though)
Author: Pineclaw
Pairing: None really...
Rating: PG
Spoilers: You must read up to Sunset
Summary: How Hawkfrost REALLY died... Oh, Squirellflight has been reading a bit too much Harry Potter, Mistyfoot thinks she's a Dalek and Brambleclaw has a weakness for hamburgers...
Warning: A bit of violence, nothing worse that the Warriors series.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Harry Potter, Nintendo, Doctor Who, the songs Disco Inferno or Staying Alive, OR Monopoly.
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's Notes: This is my first Fanfic, so please tell me if if its awful but please don't be too harsh.
Chapter 1
* IN THE DARK FOREST*
Hawkfrost: So we'll meet by the lake in two days, okay?
Brambleclaw: ...
Hawkfrost: Alright! Alright, there's going to be free hamburgers-
Brambleclaw: Hamburgers! Yay! I'm coming! 100%! No doubt! You can bet that I'll be there-
Hawkfrost: We get the idea!
Brambleclaw: ...
Hawkfrost: Um, Tigerstar? thats your cue...
(Tigerstar bursts in covered in ice cream and marshmallows)
Tigerstar: Sorry! It was Brokentail's 80th birthday party and-
Hawkfrost: Just say your line!
Tigerstar: Oh, okay. *Clears throat* Go now.
(Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw leave)
Tigerstar: *tastes some ice cream* Hang on...It's pistachio! I'm allergic! *faints*
*THUNDERCLAN CAMP*
Brambleclaw: Zzz...
Squirellflight: O Bramble, open thou eyes and stand on thy legs.
Brambleclaw: Zzz...
Squirellflight: Arise from thy other world, to commence thee deputy duties-Oh, just wake up!
Brambleclaw: Hamburgers...*snores*
Squirellflight: ( Wackes him with a broomstick)
Brambleclaw: OW! I'm awake! I'm awake!
Cloudtail: Hey, whats with the broomstick?
Rainwhisker: She was reading Harry Potter again...
Cloudtail: Oh, that explains all that 'waving wand' business last night...wait, but what about the funny voice?
Rainwhisker: Blame Shakespear.
Brambleclaw: *rubbing head* Ouch..lets just go on patrol-
Squirellflight: Hallelujah! Time to improve my Quidich skills!
Rainwhisker: Uh-oh...
*THUNDERCLAN CAMP AFTER PATROL*
(Rainwhisker, Cloudtail and Brambleclaw return with aching limbs and are battered and bruised)
Ferncloud: Cloudy! What happened?
Cloudtail: Squirellflight thought we were house elves and started whacking us with her broomstick...and don't call me Cloudy.
Ferncloud: Okay Cloudy. Why does Rainy have a green nose?
Rainwhisker: Don't ask.
This chapter is very short, so is the Fanfic. Please review!